The Crone shall have a show soon for its own benefit, with cover charges and minimum drink requirements, so that renovations and upgrades can be made to lower sanctuary's iconic bar!

What better chance for you to get your name out to citizens of a loyal voting bloc! However like all things this comes with a twist. A humorous fruity twist.

All are welcome to speak, and for free, but the crowd will be armed with dozens of pounds of rotting fruit, and those who do not electioneer properly will be subject to immediate fruiting! What comedy! I highly encourage fringe and even fake candidates and political satirists to participate!

All i ask is a letter stating your intent to attend so I might advertise your presence beforehand.

Hancer Vargas Crone