Creativity, this way!

[Oskar Maxon]

Spider, Panther, Parrot?

Except if you plan to make out, in which case Semli's got it right.

About the animals, read the op again

On the second point, statistics are on my side.

[AfroMullet]

A barbarian of Ubtao.

[Jugger]

Dress up like an english explorer from the 1800's with the handlebar mustache, the explorers helmet, and tan shorts.

Good one.  Like the Dr Livingstone suggestion.  The shorts must be short and tight.  And you must wear socks up to your knees with a fold at the top.  Don't forget the pipe.

[Pup]

Doctor Moreau.  Just get fat, strap a white bandage around your head, and stuff cotton balls in your mouth.

[Porkolt]

Good one.  Like the Dr Livingstone suggestion.  The shorts must be short and tight.  And you must wear socks up to your knees with a fold at the top.  Don't forget the pipe.

Ugh. If there's anything I can't stand, it's fake pipes.

[Daemonic Daz]

Jungle zombie

[Kotenku]

Albino pygmy.

Bonus points if you're really short and pretend to worship the stars.

[Oskar Maxon]

I'm going to be well over the average length there, Kotenku, so don't think that'll work. :/

[Humoresque]

I say darwin-esque jungle explorer. tight shorts, long socks, brown shows, REAL pipe (cause smoking tobacco out of pipes is really badass) a pyth hat and yeah just sick

[johanmaxon]

Baboon. It fits you. Otherwise the idea of the Mayan's nice.

See you at Christmas Rtard.

ps, Linnéa send "Gaint-hugs" and saying that she sold a fireblanket to our parents. "Incase you combust". It's good times at home.

[KRUNTO]

zombie steve irwin, complete with stingray stinger

[TheMacPanther]

Rambo. Get yourself an M60, a compound bow, and a bandanna and drag around a couple of VC (bonus points if you go with someone named Charlie)

[Oskar Maxon]

I like the fact that MacPanther's suggestion is made 46 minutes after the party started. :P

[SkillFocuspwn]

What did you go as?

[Oskar Maxon]