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Dear Legate Balstan Gloamingdaith

I tire of worrying your magistrates are going to fuck us. For some reason Lieutenant Colmes is bellowing to meet with Qari's replacement. I can't think of any cases she would have besides on our man ahead in the polls the dragon. Considering Naelin calling what occurred with the white league "treason" and other shit they have tried to pull the plotting is obvious and I am shanking any of the legion that moves on the league and doing my time. She better peach on the subject of their latest meeting or fire her. He is no doubt angling on her ruling him guilty in hopes the gold league actually replaces him with her or looking for dirt. 

When the gold league runs things I want a sit down between you the dragon and the sultan's major domo on how bad we can fuck the legion and have goons gain their authority without pissing off his royal highness. They aren't going to prosecute anyone we want for capital crimes and will keep screwing us.


Bruce Shank EM Danebluff

 
 

Alejandro was great I particular enjoyed the insane antics of dealing with him on Bootpolisher.

Xon was great...No clue why the Astronomers tolerated his antics but he was great and fun to be around. Xon cements my opinion that the astronomers are a chaotic faction and that DMS should update the alignment page.

Detect evil is lame and ruins intrigue in the sands of intrigue. Paladins can spam detect evil endlessly even the most paranoid user of PFG will be caught off guard or dispelled and exposed. It is absoloutely insane that the most subtle evil PC is exposed by level 4 paladin refusing to quest.


Remove paladins or their absurd detect evil spam or maybe if I want a truly subtle evil concept I will just roll out a neutral aligned PC for my subtle evil concepts. This joke needs to end.

Dear Condoiterro Louis

For reasons that are quite unknown to me one of your Recluta Morganna agreed to do a job on the board with with me of clearing a granary and then turned her blade against me upon its completion. I must note that she failed to take down a singular mage who was completely out of spells this was obviously not approved by the company considering the extreme lack of competence involved. It goes without saying that I wish an explanation.  This is rather not something I would wish to involve with the legion.

-Yasmin Hassan

It is a shame to hear of the fate that has occurred to one of the best scholars of the well. I must point out it is the Banda Rossa who decides who is banned from the Krak and who is not. A deal can be reached with Vico if you wish to return to the Krak. I would be happy to help you in your endeavor if such is your wish the Creep is no place for you.

-Recluta Hassan

A man of the Banda Rossa claims my efforts are wasted upon the Astronomers of Q'tolip. After seeing one of my useless colleagues handed an academic epoch for groveling before a legate for a boulder met with a reward I am convinced there is no way in the dunes of Pra'raj I can let myself be his Nadiri.

I found the Sandstone college to be a joke institution offering a useless degree. The faculty lacking in instruction and most of my students lacking ambitio. Ironically enough many of the student body of the Sandstone college are very open about being dissidents of the Sultan. There was even Jamileh who pretended to be a Proffeeor utterly unchallenged by the faculty. I was forced to conduct my study of history and archaeology illegally due to me pointing out publicly how inefficient a system is to have only one person responsible for liscenses.

I found most of my colleagues at the Sandstone opposed to the works of Q'tolip with little ambition of their own to actually oppose them. I went deeper into my research and found the true reason for Qtolip's departure from the grand academy and the truth of this schism. Even with my own study of astronomy. In truth the ideals of Bazeel are more touched by faith than actual science. The whims of the priests of the Mother who claim Bazeel to be the true center of the universe is mistaken and not based on knowledge or science at all. In fact my studies show the study of the stars predates the academy of Bazeel by an uncountable number of years. The Magi Izdu wishes us to pursue knowledge not orthodoxy.


With these reasons and a generous offer by Apothar Stern I dropped out of the sandstone college. The academics at the tower of Q'tolip are far superior and I actually have a thesis to defend and proper instructors giving me assignments. I am not paying tuition but am instead paid to conduct my research.

It goes without saying the tower was founded by much greater academics than its most active Apothar. I see these "scholars" both of whom cannot even dig. The only reason they are in the position they are in is the work of much greater scholars before them who unearthed the shade. Their political fumbling is really pathetic to watch. It is truly a wonder how people representing an organization saving everyone's lives does this badly in the eyes of the common man. It is my hope to fill their shoes and lead us a different direction. To leave the Banda to their murder, the legion to continue their king history to fail the Maribid. Let us be scholars and mages instead of pretending to be Jannisaries and failing at foolish Asterbadian games.

His secondary domain is already sea  so why not? Plus it makes it so that Bashmu preists can impersonate more faiths I say do this. Its a real shame you see someone use fire domain and think "Ok warrior or Bashmu"

Legate Saenus, these Nadiri whose intellect and mastery of the arcane are less than thousand clans and the Balladeers annoy me more than anyone. I am convinced they may be the dumbest people I have to interact with in my job.

Qari is like a really bad poker player who is obviously bluffing. He acts like he has the best hand but everyone at the table knows he has absolutely nothing.

[A briefing is sent entitled.]


"An Urgent briefing of Xon's insanity and transformation."

Some of the biggest opponents to the legion being competent or able to do its job comes from the legion itself. I am having to inform a subordinate that armies need money to buy things.  The amount  of people with kore money than our treasury is an embarrassment. If I had not shown up Ludovich would have run us into the ground. For reasons unknown we do not enlist mages. That would only improve our ability as a fighting force. I know not if this is a result of the curse, tradition, incompetence or a very foolish agreement made with the accord to make us less competent.

For too long have the legion been weak and it shows in our allotments of us getting the least amount. I will correct this.

Dear Melim

I have some very important questions about the waters of Ephia's Well that remain unanswered. Given its importance to Ephia's Well I wish to learn what I can as best as I can. Please answer the following ot the best of your ability. I am a simple high dwarf who has lived in this dessert many years before these ash storms and before these powerful waters returned to the well.

1. Why is such a vital resource open to the public? Anyone can come in given how many refugees accept our hospitality and turn to criminality and even worship of the wyrm or the embrace of Djinn why bother leaving the well open?

2. Apothar Mevura of the Astronomers of Qtolip claims a single Brooker jumping in the Well can taint the entire well is such true?

3. What caused the well to be empty and what caused the well to suddenly have water?

4. Is there any ideas or suggestions to add more water to the well?

5. By your calculations how many years will the Well's water last us?

6. Do we run the risk of the Well running dry for multiple generations as it did in the past?

7. I have wandered the dessert and slain a few powerful monsters they had waters of our well that offered better healing than you have available for sale. How can we produce more of the waters of the well of incredible power that are said to truly be ancient?

8. Being a Dwarf I know much water is used to make ale. How much of our Well's water a valuable resource is used to make alchohol and should sobriety be something we consider for the long term survival civilization in the dessert?

9. The Astronomers claim they need water to expand their magical shade. How is the water of Ephia's Well connected with such magical safeguards?


-Sergeant Andvari Lawcleaver

Dear Apothar Cosine Mevura


As you have noticed our cells are inefficient in containing Brookers and some wyrm cultists. It is with great anger that the wrath of Umbur was slowed by this Djinn. Radik has escaped my Lawcleaving. Our legal system has been inefficient at prosecuting those responsible for releasing horrific monstrosities.  There have been at least 3 occasions of prisoners outright teleporting away from our cells. No amount of beatings or shackling prevents this teleportation. I see the following solutions to this problem. I encourage and would appreciate you to give your thoughts. I see the following solutions to the dilemma. If you see other solutions that I hade not seen feel free to write back to me.


1. The 4th legion cleans our hands of containing or prosecuting Brookers and necromancers and let such cases solely be handled by the Astronomers. This would mean in these cases the 4th would largely act as auxiliary and muscle. Any of such we apprehend will be transported to your tower and left for you and yours to prosecute. We are a military organization  and it is to my understanding apprehension and safe trial of Brookers is beyond traditional law enforcement. The military response to Brookers is to slay them not entertain trials for them.

2. We at great expense improve our facilities to be able to prevent teleportation to and from our cells. Do you have any estimations as to how much this would cost or what would be required?

3. We reform our laws to make it easier for us to execute Brookers and avoid putting them up for trial or containing them. I see this as the most practical solution to solving this problem. However I know the assembly and I see much idiocy from our legates in implementing such a common sense solution.

4. We continue as is and hope legates exile Brookers who escape our cells with the help of their masters. We then toss the ash and hope as little escapes as possible happen.

5. We alert the Assembly and see what the voices of the well and our elected legates decide


-Sergeant Lawcleaver