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Farewell, sweet prince. Your legacy will live on.

You may be charismatic being fat... I would remove something else, like discipline.

Fat because they lack discipline.

I imagine it wouldn't just make people fat, but also remove some of their charisma.

Beauty: Your curse is lifted! -But you're still fat...

Beast: Yeah, I was fat before the curse.

You could, say, exile someone, take their weapons and armor and then leave them on a hill in the badlands to fend for themself.

I said something to that effect in my first post. No one is willing to take the risk to go out there just to dump a prisoner.

And as far as I've seen so far, PCs are mostly likely to executed rather than exiled.

Executed probably because exile isn't harsh enough. The chances of a player being enough of a criminal to get exiled and not have any friends in Lower is fairly slim. If I got exiled today, I would be like, "cool. Seeya never." Then I would probably move somewhere else. I doubt I would have a hard time finding people to help me either.

Thing is, there's something so anti-climactic about exile too. You stand trial for an hour and a half, and then they say "seeya." If someone has done something to warrant being exiled, if not outright executed, it should be made more interesting.

If you look at executions in the past, the people that flee them end up trying to get to Lower anyway. This at least gives people a chance to survive. This isn't just an exile sentence. It's a potential death sentence. And it's got a little substance to it too.

Exile doesn't mean anything though. They say, "you were bad, so go join your friends outside." Then that player finds a ring, takes a hostage, and the problem isn't really solved. In this case, you could wait around to build up a team to escape, but it also means that there's an actual consequence for breaking the law.

Exile is honestly the stupidest punishment, and is only served out because we lack the heart to kill players.

Sick outro, dude.

Passing laws, eh? Well on your way to becoming President. Congrats, Garem. I enjoyed our plotting and backstabbing greatly.

My earliest memory was in EFU 1. I played a Cleric of Bane named Mulahey Blacksheld.  I didn't really let anyone know that but I suppose DE showed me as evil. A paladin asked if I wanted to spar in the arena and I agreed. My level 3 self was promptly destroyed. After which the paladin howled ALL EVIL MUST DIE! FOR TORM! He butchered me the end.

So a Paladin of Torm lured you to your death dishonestly. If he loses, it was just a duel and he knows you're strong. If he wins, he just kills you. That doesn't sound very righteous to me.

My first day wasn't terrible.

I made a dwarf named Loghaire Harrow, who had a dream of building a town. Wandered into the docks district and encountered a bunch of people fighting nightrisers. Many of those people turned out to be Banites who had a temple by the entrance, so I hid in there. Surprisingly they didn't kick me out.

I ended up meeting a guy named Conrad, who lived at Castle Blackhearth. He let me team up with him, and we set to work making plans for a town.

All in all, I didn't find out how harsh the server was until the Docks rose up against the nobility.

I think the best part of your gallery was your office... because obviously they had to change it after I started shouting about how it was shaped like a penis.

I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of permanent camp. But I think if you have second story turned off, it should remove the top. I haven't tested.

I too would like to congratulate this legend of... things.

I'm back!. Graduated from college at the tale end of June, and immediately started work on a contract. Contract is up, so i'm here. Been playing around with my xenophobic Human supremacist ranger. Might have seen me around. I haven't been as racist as I had hoped, but rest assured that HEADS WILL ROLL!