Zackary Malcom Rodrick Jasmin Lachance the fourth

[Pool]

The ego-inflated, aloof nit-wit who talked too much is dead. Jaric Sled had guessed right as he was dead on his first night.

Here's a screenshot of him exchanging pleasantries. Too bad his beautiful face was hidden by Walt and the damned Or-...PRAISE THE THREE AND ONE!


With his brief stay on Ymph:

1)He showed up.

2)Collected some things and bought an axe.

3)Hit on -alot- of women and got rejected by all of them.

4)Tried guiding an ox, was jumped by Robth, had the ox die, ended up eating dirt and getting beaten on terribly, got angry, ran back, told the Order, Order brought him in, executed him with his axe, rolled his body off the side of the cliff.

5)Got chased by the Agony and beaten on terribly by all sorts of terrifying creatures H'bala had control over.

6)Showed up at Blackhearth and tried exchanging pleasantries again. To the wrong people. The Captain demanded that everyone fought in the place of those who were going to starve because of their almost complete failure.

Zackary was dubbed the first to go into said fray because he ran his mouth and complained.

7)Died a slow, painful death to an army of undead Stargazers. Last words were "Mommy".

8.)Went to the nine hells for not giving Robth the mercy that he had extended prior. Had a pig demon thing laugh at him.

9)His corpse is now likely the puppet of H'bala somewhere in the woods.

10)Those within the group laughed at him after his passing.

Time to make another neutral character. :C

[TeufelHunden]

Lol hilarious.

[Bobbybrown]

i didn't laugh

[Ruins Trekker]

Haha great story! Sounds like you had fun with him.