EFU:R In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Howlando]

Legitimately witty/interesting/funny quotes only please!

[Kotenku]

Dammit, Howland, I'M the traditional thread-starter. :(

[ClickKilled]

06:38 : ::[ City Sending by Stein Woodsman : *ominous bowel movement* ]::
06:38 : That better have been a mistake

[TeufelHunden]

17:41 el_groso: What? I only come here to see what griffz, VP, TeufelHunden and Drd have t osay

[9lives]

3rd post in and we're already downhill.

[Inquisitor]

Well, I didn't expect you to get snappy with me!
I'm not getting snappy, you little bitch.

[Lannister]

[Aethereal]

You're a sad person if you can't laugh at yourself:

At least on efu the elfpocalypse has already begun
First the gods, next Malar and Talona will get together and create some form of elf aids
Aethereal will be immune of course

[Lunivere]

12:52   VengefulSeraphim: vendui >:)
12:56   Disco: what?
12:56   Disco: what is that? polish?
12:57   Pigadig: Worse.
12:57   Pigadig: Elven.

[Red_Judas]

Balfour: What's your name, lad?
Brannigan: Call.
Balfour: Call?
Brannigan: Yes...
Balfour: No, what are you called?

[Doc-Holiday]

Mikael Galeno: Are you an Auxilliary? [Adjusts a pair of round-lens spectacles] Like Alexei?
 
PC Auxilliary Member: Auxilliary?.. Yes...
 
PC Axuilliary Member: Like.... Alexei.... [deep throated gurgle, purr]
 
Mikael Galeno: [Blink]
 
Mikael Galeno: [Long pause] So... I have those wands you requested...

[VanillaPudding]

21:24:57] The true intellectual is distinguished not by his occupation but his mind.
[21:25:01] I am no shopkeeper.
[21:25:06] keep telling yourself that
[21:25:06] lol
[21:25:08] lol
[21:25:15] IO says as he warms up a bowl of ramen noodles

[Lunivere]

::[ City Sending by Knut Svargisson : I am Knut, Son of Svarigs, slayer of the Shadow Witch Renee, haha! When all others fled, my ashen shield splintered, I held my ground screaming Blood and Thunder for Tempus and Valkur! Gifts an adulation accepted as appropriate recompse for this heroic deed I have done. I could also use a wench to warm my bed, if any ladies are in need of protecting. ]::


23:34   Inquisitor   Why is a Sanctuary citizen going on the sending system
23:34   Inquisitor   bragging about killing a sanctuary civil service person?
23:34   Inquisitor   I demand EXPLANATIONS
23:34   Vlaid   because you always brag anytime you kill a halfling
23:35   Lunivere   hahaha
23:35   Vlaid   GLORY TO TEMPUS, I HAVE SLAIN THE MUTE HALFLING PAPER PUSHER
23:35   wundy   of course
23:35   Vlaid   WHAT GLORIOUS BATTLE
23:35   Vlaid   I HAVE DONE
23:35   Lunivere   "BLOOD AND THUNDER I PUNTED A HALFPINT"
23:35   Vlaid   GLOOOORRYYYYYY
23:35   wundy   DEATH TO THE HALFLINGS
23:35   wundy   HUMAN SUPREMACY

[Big Orc Man]

Defense Obelisks have been activated in area @Crypt.

[PlayaCharacter]

[Withering Tree] Liruwen Anvrenniel: [Tell]  DMs don't play characters?
[Withering Tree] Liruwen Anvrenniel: [Tell]  I always thought Thomas_is_wise was the account Howland played under. For example.