EFU:R In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Aethereal]

Episode VII did surpass it, last I saw.
PKDSBJ AD
I'll admit it
I cried
No spoilers!
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I"M multicultural as fuck
White, Black, Jewish, American living in fucking Sweden working over the internet to teach English in China and pwning EFU noobs from all over the world.
I am global/international/multicultural as fuck.

[The Old Hack]

[15:30] ::[ DM Shout : We are reaching 30 hours of uptime, so I feel it is the right time to reset the server. ]::
[15:30] ::[ DM Shout : So far one person ask for a bit more time, and another vetos my reset. ]::
[15:30] really
[15:31] why would you try to veto lol
[15:31] ::[ DM Shout : I did not even know this server operated on a Parliamentary system. ]::
[15:31] lol
[15:31] dm... I veto!
[15:32] I vote for a right of no competence.
[15:32] ...
[15:32] ...do you mean you call for a vote of no confidence?
[15:32] Yes
[15:32] that
[15:32] ::[ DM Shout : Right, I am even more confused. Parliament or Congress?  ]::
[15:32] parliament
[15:33] (I wish dm's read the irc)
[15:33] in there shouts
[15:33] lol
[15:33] the senate counts!
[15:34] The grand republic of sanctuary
[15:34] make it happen
[15:34] ::[ DM Shout : Right then, I overrule both the IG Server demands, and those of the IRC (I am watching you after all) to force through an Edict for a Reset. ]::
[15:34] ::[ DM Shout : Long live the Emperor! ]::
[15:35] LOL

[EventHorizon]

A moment of zen.

Sanctuary -  ::[ City Sending by Kelenor Sterak : NEXT TIME YOU FIND SOME CROPS IN THE WILD, CLEARLY PLANTED BY SOMEONE ELSE, HERE IS SOME ADVICE. PICK A COUPLE SEEDS FIRST. IF THEY DIE OFF, THEN YOU BACK OFF AND REPLANT THOSE SEEDS, BECAUSE CLEARLY THE CROPS ARE TOO NEWLY GROWN TO HANDLE YOUR GRUBBY HANDS PLUCKING THEIR NUTS OFF!! ]::

EventHorizon| - >TOO NEWLY GROWN TO HANDLE YOUR GRUBBY HANDS PLUCKING THEIR NUTS OFF!!

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[goate]

10:45 < Pentaxius> seems legit gracky
10:45 < Pentaxius> heroin and cock used to be medicine, after-all.
10:45 < Pentaxius> coke*
10:45 < gracken> >_>
10:45 < Pentaxius> ugh.
10:45 < gracken> I see how you roll Penta

[The Old Hack]

Vlaid, lamenting the Blame Game:

[01:45] I find it funny people blame me for the Tempered. I think I came up with the name and like the stuff about the Destroyer and everything else was pretty much Ebok
[01:45] * Ebok (Ebokian@qyd-27-884-99-120.nyc.res.rr.com) has joined #Efu
[01:46] Dwarven heretics.
[01:46] no its your fault
[01:46] you are the source of minself
[01:46] the origional
[01:46] there is blood on your hands
[01:47] Mineself so annoying
[01:47] * Ebok (Ebokian@qyd-27-884-99-120.nyc.res.rr.com) Quit (Client Quit)
[01:48] I always found myself wondering wtf Vulkan was talking about because he wasn't speaking English
[01:48] lol
[01:50] I don't get it. Why blame Vlaid when you can blame Thomas.
[01:50] Zango best scapegoat on the server
[01:51] I haven't even played a dwarven "leader" in all EFUR but I get blamed for all dwarves ;(
[01:51] Don't feel sad, Vlaid. I blame you for all the monks with that antimagical perk.

[RagingPurpleGiant]

[21:06] : rpg I tried to raid your sweet hole

[Ravken]

[IG]
Sanctuary:: [ City Sending by Rikard Batair : Do not believe his Dread lies... He only means to undermine humanity and ever other race who reside here... Bring him down on sight... Do not allow his foul machinations to continue... The thunders toll for you Oseon... ]::

[IRC]
Ravken: Wait for it
Ravken::[ City Sending by Oseon Atrath : Citizen Wraith, Report to the deep forges for enthrallment testing]::

[IG]
Sanctuary::[ City Sending by Rikard Batair : I think not Adept... You will bring yourself outside your deep forge... You will meet me out beyond the checkpoint for your enthrallment testing ]::

[The Old Hack]

[21:24] What haha
[21:24] Merchant
[21:24] Not hostile or watcher or warder
[21:24] I assumed every prefecture had storage
[21:24] * wundy (Mibbit@fthqxh908-536-087-74.maxxsouthbb.net) has joined #Efu
[21:24] it does
[21:24] Hoarite ^
[21:24] * wcsherry (wcsherry@326-985-951-399.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Efu
[21:24] watchers can be merchants
[21:24] hoarans can be merchants
[21:25] Lame
[21:25] Merchants should be merchants
[21:25] Haha
[21:25] Don't go Hoar just to get storage for your merchant PC
[21:25] Or warder. Etc
[21:25] That's silly
[21:25] every military or guard force always has surplus shit being sold to the public
[21:26] indeed
[21:26] gloinar, I love the idea of a hostile merchant
[21:26] "Come visit our store! Here we don't slash prices, we slash YOU!"
[21:26] beat people up and force them to buy your shit
[21:27] "My name is Evil Joe and I am here to give you a bargain!"
[21:27] For cyric
[21:27] gobbo hammer merchant *SMASH* OK NOW YOU BUY THIS PISS-RAG, ONE HUNDRED SHINIES
[21:27] YOU! WILL! BUY! OUR! LIMITED! TIME! OFFER! *massive beatdown*
[21:28] We have a discount today all subdued characters in out merchant hall get half off
[21:28] Our*
[21:28] garagos merchant
[21:28] Screw this, I am dropping my current concept. I am playing an In-Between merchant who ambushes passersbys to sell them food at twice the going rate in the Grotto.
[21:28] fight to the death for discounts

[ByVraccas]

[Ravken]

Lacklustre    ironside question
03:42    Lacklustre    will you smite me if I try to do the same quest I just did 10 minutes ago
03:42    Ironside    no
03:42    Ironside    i am too happy that my thingy works
03:42    Lacklustre    getting up there in age huh?
03:43    xeron    Adhesive, are you a fun of buffstuff and succ ?
03:43    Adhesive    how many layers of butt stuff are you on
03:45    KnightOfPentacles    what is ur thingy
03:46    Lacklustre    cony island orange cream ale is delicious
03:46    KnightOfPentacles    will it
03:46    KnightOfPentacles    blow my dick off
03:46    KnightOfPentacles    a la final sanctuary
03:46    Lacklustre    is final sanctuary a meme
03:47    Lacklustre    is it like just a big joke
03:48    xeron    Well I hate my life now.
03:49    xeron    Level 5 hello......
03:50    Lacklustre    a terrible explosion rocks the deep farge

[dystopian_fictions]

man
I was watching that tower assault
From BigX's computer
I remember one day I woke up and he was just sitting at the table eating cereal. I asked him if he had work and he told me "I have been waiting for this moment for 3 years boy I am calling a sub"


"Accursed day of broken word,
Accursed night of dead things stirred,
Accursed Hammer Twenty Third..."

[The Old Hack]

EfU goes adult in a BIG way.

[RagingPurpleGiant]

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Please?

[Sem]

4:08 PM Holy shitballs, the most astonishing thing of all this is that RWG was right

[Howlando]

Not quite!