EFU:R In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Random_White_Guy]

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still counts

[putrid_plum]

I wipe my ass with my hands and then eat toast.

[RagingPurpleGiant]

: i read something RagingPurpleGiant
: you need to legs to be on the council
: sorry
: two**
: putrid_plum dishing out harsh facts
: aye
: lad
: :C
: Plum
: I guess that's why they call it
: Running for council
: ayy
: OH SNAP
: what a pun!!
: please murder him

[putrid_plum]

pennywise is like the $1.50 roll of tp that feels like angels hands are cradling your bum
wench is the 50 cent roll that your finger pokes through mid-wipe and you spend the next 10 minutes trying to feel clean again

[putrid_plum]

keep it up and I'm going after yer sausage

[RagingPurpleGiant]

I took some classes in college. This is what the japanese call a haiku.

[Starmonger]

#treehuggers shenanigans

Mind::[slowly looks over that FINE myconid sprout]
starmonger2:: you-look-good
Dendar::  Uggggggggh
starmonger2:: alas shrooms are asexual
Mind:: How you feeling?
starmonger2::  or whatever you call it... we are literally fungus
Mind::  So after we crush this quest, dinner on me?
Dendar:: Honestly a part of going myconid was to break away from even the risk of sexuality after my stint with Aless
Dendar:: I admit that
starmonger2:: This is one for the irc quote thread
Mind:: I like the flow of your spores

[TsunamiWombat]

[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: why are you garbage or something move me to the deity room :/
[6:44 PM] Glyph (Manyfaces): ?
[6:44 PM] Glyph (Manyfaces): Wow.
[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: is it so hard?
[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: unless if you are bored to help me
[6:45 PM] HikoSashiri: tell me i don't want to help no reroll and bullshiet
[6:48 PM] HikoSashiri: can you telleport me to OOC area if no let me know
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: O.o
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: Rude
[6:48 PM] HikoSashiri: me is rude rly ?
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: Still have a question, by the by.
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: (Yes.)
[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: look your buisness then and don't complain others
[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: you are the rude

HikoSashiri-Today at 12:55 PM
your DM's are garbages are unable to teleport a PC to OOC area to make a change instead tell me that is faster to make a new char geus who is the garbage ...... -_- don't make DM ppl that is simplu your friend and have no knowladge who to do staff simple us that cya same the server is nice but your DM not cya

When told it would be quicker for him to remake than for DM's to change his deity and domains.

[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: you are the rude

you are the rude

[Hollow_Mage]

Kinslayer - Today at 5:26 PM
sorry guys my internet is a piece of poo
I dont recommend going forward until I log back in
For your own safety :smiley:

[Arc]

<Sanctuary> ::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Nikolas the Bad is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for license fraud. Impersonating a member of the Spellguard Auxiliary. Try to bring him in alive. ]::

[Wench]

[Wench]

[21:39:08] ClickKilled: Boba Fett as played by DrD. "Yes, I'm am your friend and will not betray you."
[21:39:16] PhoneBoothKnifeFight: come my friend we must find the talisman of the ones who came before
[21:39:21] in the seers planet
[21:39:42] Vegan_Snickerwookies: That also sounds like a seers run
[21:39:58] PhoneBoothKnifeFight: boba skimmed all the fucking loot in here
[21:40:13] HIPAA: You stay! I go!... friend.
[21:40:17] ClickKilled: We completed the seers run in less than twelve parsecs.

[Hollow_Mage]

RPG
Today at 11:01 PM

Finally my chaotic evil Ilmateri guy who thinks he's doing the right thing can get spells

Ilmater would want me to burn the halflings. Halflings are thieves, and thieves hurt people. I'm saving the world.

[Hollow_Mage]

IronsideToday at 10:20 PM
blind duelist just constantly casts darkness
"I DONT KNOW WHAT IM CASTING."
"IM SORRY."

[Aethereal]

[In response to this letter, the following commentary arose:]

@Aethereal
So it is that I must contact you after you suffer great grief, though I shall certainly hope we avoid any connotations that the Royal Court Wizard is some manner of belated Stormcrow?
Gandalf... Stormcrow.

XD
Too obvious?

Troubles follow you like crows, and ever the oftener the worse. I will not deceive you: when I heard that the Ordo Arcanum is rid of you, I rejoiced at the rising of the Matron, but still more at the lack of the elf.. But news from afar is seldom sooth. Here you come again! And with you come evils worse than before, as might be expected. Why should I welcome you, Aethelwine Gandalf Stormcrow?
... :smile:
Nah, I am just too much of an LoTR nerd that that immediately struck me.