WTF WORTHLESS ROBES ALLYSARA?

[johanmaxon]

I was wrong. Very wrong.

Once upon a time, I went to a DM quest. For loot, Allysara gave me a pair of cursed unicorn covered rainbow robes. So, I have been wearing them now for quite a long time, looking ridiculous. I first thought the enchantments was a bit on the weak side for it.

I was proved to be wrong. Or something. It is worth mentioning, and a big THANK YOU to Allysara.

Today, I fought a very strong Stygian Veteran. Now, my robes *Spoiler* have a 2% chance to trigger a Chaos sheild on attack.
Melee effects:

■slow for 1d4 rounds
■prone for 6 seconds
■2d4 fire damage
■Immobilized for 1d3 rounds (no immunity) with 50% miss chance

So, this one hit takes me down to -4, and the very same hit triggers Chaos sheild immobilized (25% chance to be that one, 1 out of 4), which makes him get off my ass.

A few minutes later I am up and Jolly again, and he chase me hitting me. I get hit down to 13 hp when the chaos sheild (2% on hit) triggers again, and once again he get Immobilized so I can run away.

I ask you, EFU - what are the odds for that? Can someone with high mathematic skill do some counting? Fools luck saved the day?

<3Allysara.

[Porkolt]

Clearly a bug.

[FishyBusiness]

Yes. His PC should be retired.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Haha!

[JMuzz]

The power of the new customizable loot system.  Don't diss seemingly crappy loot, because there's more than what you see on the properties list.

[Divine Intervention]

Unicorn powah

[Equinox]

you should convert to lurue

[faqir]

With this loot information I can tailor your gank squad to my needs.

[Cluckyx]

Unicorn powah

[TheImpossibleDream]

With this loot information I can tailor your gank squad to my needs.

I wish we had such easy marks anouncing themselves back in my day! You kids these days don't know what a hard graft is...

[The Old Hack]

I always loved those robes, Solace thought Warner looked so cute in them! :)

[SilentSouth]

It witnessed this first hand and it almost won us the battle. amazing.

[Disco]

Thats some fancy robe you got there. Now I know who to mug next. (And I will remember to use a bow)

[johanmaxon]

Chaos sheild trigger against ranged hits too, I just didn't copy paste that part as he fought with a dubble axe.

And no gank steal Disco and Faqir, then I Will put on My suicide vest instead >:(

[Yalta]

Unicorn POWAH