Legitimately witty/interesting/funny quotes only please!
Dammit, Howland, I'M the traditional thread-starter. :(
06:38 : ::[ City Sending by Stein Woodsman : *ominous bowel movement* ]::
06:38 : That better have been a mistake
17:41 el_groso: What? I only come here to see what griffz, VP, TeufelHunden and Drd have t osay
3rd post in and we're already downhill.
Well, I didn't expect you to get snappy with me!
I'm not getting snappy, you little bitch.
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You're a sad person if you can't laugh at yourself:
At least on efu the elfpocalypse has already begun
First the gods, next Malar and Talona will get together and create some form of elf aids
Aethereal will be immune of course
12:52 VengefulSeraphim: vendui >:)
12:56 Disco: what?
12:56 Disco: what is that? polish?
12:57 Pigadig: Worse.
12:57 Pigadig: Elven.
Balfour: What's your name, lad?
Brannigan: Call.
Balfour: Call?
Brannigan: Yes...
Balfour: No, what are you called?
Mikael Galeno: Are you an Auxilliary? [Adjusts a pair of round-lens spectacles] Like Alexei?
PC Auxilliary Member: Auxilliary?.. Yes...
PC Axuilliary Member: Like.... Alexei.... [deep throated gurgle, purr]
Mikael Galeno: [Blink]
Mikael Galeno: [Long pause] So... I have those wands you requested...
21:24:57] The true intellectual is distinguished not by his occupation but his mind.
[21:25:01] I am no shopkeeper.
[21:25:06] keep telling yourself that
[21:25:06] lol
[21:25:08] lol
[21:25:15] IO says as he warms up a bowl of ramen noodles
::[ City Sending by Knut Svargisson : I am Knut, Son of Svarigs, slayer of the Shadow Witch Renee, haha! When all others fled, my ashen shield splintered, I held my ground screaming Blood and Thunder for Tempus and Valkur! Gifts an adulation accepted as appropriate recompse for this heroic deed I have done. I could also use a wench to warm my bed, if any ladies are in need of protecting. ]::
23:34 Inquisitor Why is a Sanctuary citizen going on the sending system
23:34 Inquisitor bragging about killing a sanctuary civil service person?
23:34 Inquisitor I demand EXPLANATIONS
23:34 Vlaid because you always brag anytime you kill a halfling
23:35 Lunivere hahaha
23:35 Vlaid GLORY TO TEMPUS, I HAVE SLAIN THE MUTE HALFLING PAPER PUSHER
23:35 wundy of course
23:35 Vlaid WHAT GLORIOUS BATTLE
23:35 Vlaid I HAVE DONE
23:35 Lunivere "BLOOD AND THUNDER I PUNTED A HALFPINT"
23:35 Vlaid GLOOOORRYYYYYY
23:35 wundy DEATH TO THE HALFLINGS
23:35 wundy HUMAN SUPREMACY
Defense Obelisks have been activated in area @Crypt.
Quote[Withering Tree] Liruwen Anvrenniel: [Tell] DMs don't play characters?
[Withering Tree] Liruwen Anvrenniel: [Tell] I always thought Thomas_is_wise was the account Howland played under. For example.
13:40 Lunivere when im at manparties with my friends we like to braid and unbraid each other's beards
13:40 Lunivere how about u guys
13:40 Pentaxius We oil each other's beard with ear wax.
13:41 Pentaxius So we do harvesting sessions.
13:41 Lunivere that's really manly
13:41 knightofponies Nothing is more masculine than two men stroking each other's beards.
13:44 Lunivere I enjoy losing my fingers in 4-feet long thick beards
13:45 knightofponies Don't we all?
<+Sanctuary> ::[ City Sending by Jarik Blake : Is it working? -good. i believe i encountered one of the bounties of the watchers. if anyone wants to assist, i`ll be in the square. if the bounty is listening, please ignore and stay where you are. thanks. this is Jarik ]::
21:25 TeufelHunden Hello Derfo
21:25 derfo Hello
21:25 TeufelHunden How is life?
21:25 derfo Pretty good
21:25 TeufelHunden Excellent, been getting a lot of DMing in?
21:26 Canzah Hello core
21:26 Canzah How is life?
21:26 derfo Off and on recently I suppose
21:26 Canzah Clearly derfo > core. Not even a reply...
21:27 core not bad
21:27 core wow fuck you
One of the better insults of our age:
Eq|werk: Team moral highground, slightly more annoying than team good and slightly less than team nature.
17:39 Doc-Holiday !seen Uranus
17:39 Sanctuary Doc-Holiday, I have never seen Uranus before.
17:53 Doc-Holiday!seen MySelf
17:53 Sanctuary Doc-Holiday, I have never seen MySelf before.
17:54 Doc-Holiday !seen AnyoneMoreAwesomeThanYou
17:54 Sanctuary Doc-Holiday, I have never seen AnyoneMoreAwesomeThanYou before.
17:54 Doc-Holiday Aww thank you
::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Chester the Molester is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for spending too much time alone with Cimmaron the Candyman. A bounty has been put up on him in the residental zone boards. Also, anybody got any licorice? ]::
: I have grown breasts and lost my balls and become a fangirl. Please make love to me.
Quote from: JurI assume that the Machine is a giant space laser and it'll cut open dendars belly and Lathander will pop out kool-aid man bursting through a wall style.
"OOOOOH YEAAAAAH!"
15:23 : Is there a DM online ? I'm stuck in the workmile due to some NPC's blocking the exit.
15:24 : Or could someone online come to the workmill and try the entrance? Perhaps zoning in will push the NPC's to the side.
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15:26 : give me a moment and i'll be there with my PC
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15:28 : Shumpeter: you are now a worker. you must work your shift.
15:28 : alright. epic fail. now 2 PCs are trapped
15:29 : xD
15:29 : This is how Gould gets new workers. The naysayers were right.
15:29 : Just punch those workers
15:29 : and run
15:29 : they'll die with one punch anyway
15:29 : Another death in the Workmill, who cares
::[ City Sending by Valeria Demethes : My dear friends and fellow citizens, this is Valeria. As I bit into a piece of dreamy liquorice this morning and it filled me with an undescribable joy and delight, another thought entered my mind. Sanctuary has seen the endless benefits that the Workmill has provided for us. It has enabled us to arm ourselves, it has enabled us to protect our new home and carve out a new existance for ourselves i
::[ City Sending by Valeria Demethes : Seeing the benefits of the Workmill, we must ask ourselves... what benefits would a Candymill bring us? Imagine the endless joy and revelry in the streets, the boundless bounty of confectionary delights that can indulge our palette and quench our apettites? I ask you is it enough to simply -live- when you can instead live well? Vote for the Candymill. Vote Red! ]::
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Quote[ElfPowah] Ringol: [Talk] // afk snake in the house
Yes, this really happened, and in the middle of a fight for our lives in the lowerdark. The joys of living in rural Australia and having cats. It was a young brown snake. Dead, thank god (bloody cat managed that at least). Those bastards are vicious (brown snakes
and cats).
01:57 : is vengeful kop's girl friend?
01:58 : yes.
[21:42:48] ::[ Spellguard Broadcast : Citizen Hando is to report to Serena Tower. Ring the bell upon arrival. ]::
[21:43:11]
Some~body's in trou~ble
[21:43:51] Being called to the carpet, EFUR styel
[21:45:59] Come to the principal's office.
[21:46:38] : ::[Spellguard Broadcast: Citzen Hando is now exiled upon pain of death if he returns ]::
[21:47:08] :D
[21:47:40] ;olo
[21:47:47] That was fast.
[21:48:07] Wow.
[21:48:10] 4 minutes between sendings
[21:48:12] That was fast o_o
[21:48:23] That's... not a real sending.
[21:48:26] :P
[21:48:27] Oh
[21:48:28] lol
[21:48:29] whoops xD
[21:48:30] It's a faaaaake.
[21:48:44] Oh goddammmit
21:15EfU_Meldread"Look guys, this bitch is the only game in town. Sign up now, or you'll regret it. Like, really regret it because my plants will strangle you to death."
-Re: Jannath
You heard the man! Jannath is drinking the divine essence of all the dead and dying nature deities like sweet sweet god-juice absorbed through her roots. Better gain favor before your god is the next on the World Trees list for absorption!
I have a cam Sternhund and wide range of German sex toys to show off,
RwGone> abala breast friend
paladin chairwoman of the itty bitty titty comitte.
you keep that up and you're gonna summon djspectre
|o| |o| abala
( o )( o ) DOMINIQUE YOUNG
TITTTAYYZ
23:53
: We need people to stream playing efu with commentators.
23:54 : Where its like were watching a foot ball game
23:54 : 'HE'S GOING ALL IN, OH MY GOD WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT POTION CONSUMPTION'
23:54 : 'man I knew vp was a crusher but I didn't know he would go -ALL IN-'
23:54 : well.. this is terrifying lol
23:55 : FIFTY HP, FOURTY HP, THIRTY HP, CRIT HES OUT OF HERE.
23:55 : BUT NO! THE DM IS WAVING THE RED CARD!
...
: Oops, looks like we have a metagame red flag on the field
23:55 : Oh wow, listen to the crowd booing!
23:55 : 'OHHHHH MY GOOOOOD, VP GOES HOME BRINGING THE WORLD TROPHY OF PVP!!!'
...
: Oo- oo- Rookie mistake, he forgot to take the merchant sellables, theres going to be some happy scavengers tonight.
23:56 : And look how he skips the poor potions and items! He has them memorised, Joe!
...
23:56 : Oh man, here comes the wererat with the sneak attacks!
...
23:57 : Shitbrowns is back in the game!
23:57 : OH MY GOD THE WERERAT JUST JUMPS OUT OF STEALTH AND BEGINS TO -SLAM- THE NEWLY CROWNED CHAMP!
23:58 : He has just proceeded to double transition out of there!
23:58 : OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO UNEXPECTED! Coming from the docks district looks like a high level gnome wizard with the PHK.
23:58 : ITS OVER FOLKS.
23:58 : What a show tonight folks, what an amazing spectacle we have for you tonight.
JMaxon: "Concept?! We don't need a concept - we're fat!"
OMaxon "We don't need context - we're fat!"
abala: back in the ancient days
abala: of rwg being a DM
abala: ???
RwG: Yep
RwG: Chapter 2
Pup: I am the Legacy
Pup: Of RWG
RwG: I think I gave SC one too
RwG: lol
abala: did every NPC you possess die a week later?
10:27 Casterr: Man, I need to eat more meaty breakfasts, I think
10:42 Jasede: I eat sausage every day
: I'd trade my soul for a devildong like that
04:40 : As a German canine, I must state that feet suck, but smelling butts is pretty rad, yo
23:25 Pigadig: Your best bet is to use the autodownloader!
23:25 Pigadig: Then you don't need to worry at all.
23:25 Pool: or, you can not be a lame kid like pigadig
23:25 Pool: and do it manually and not have to use the auto downloader
23:26 granny: pigakid
23:26 Pool: shots fired.
going to start up a potion addicts help center
who needs substance when you have potions
"Do you get the shakes when you're down to one stack of blur potions? Do you only feel happy when your healing potions goes below half a page of your inventory? Are you tired of peeing rainbows? If so you might be a potion addict."
But irc is no place for assclowns
01:50 : I liked the part in that fey event where me and the kobold kept trying to screw each other
01:50 : hot
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: ::[ Message Relayed by Messenger Girl : I`m supposed to say... `As the barons fall, a king rises....` ]::
: ::[ City Sending by Chimaera : Your Majesty, of course we surrender to your glorious rule immediately. Please come to Serena Tower to receive the Spellguard`s formal surrender at once. The coronation will be in an hour. ]::
00:11 Eq: How does Zsigmond find had way around the under dark
00:11 Eq: yet avoids enemies
00:12 Eq: He uses his...
00:12 Eq: K-dar
00:12 Eq: GET IT
00:12 Hedsik: ..............................
00:12 Hedsik: Wow.
QuoteNo Hakuna Matata in the Underdark.
- Talir (//%22http://www.efupw.com/forums/showthread.php?p=371628#post371628%22)
Quote[02:44] moonbed, don't make me recommend to my dm team to ban you in a DM(unofficial capacity)
[02:45] Sure, I don't have the @, but my name carries alot of weight with the DM team. I'm kinda a big deal
Sanctuary ::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Zorgulg of Lower is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for impersonating a member of the Directorate. A bounty has been put up on him in the residental zone boards. ]::
Moonlighter HAHA, ME HALF-ORC DIRECTOR
Moonlighter WHY YOU POINT POINTY THING AT ZORGULG
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::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Introducing Perigo Pipes and his sending services! Come find that sexy devil if ya want a sending done nice n` loud! ]::
that's actually better than what perigo pipes does with the
FUCK
LOL
FUCK YOU PETEY
Pipes bringing sexy back to EFU ... Next best thing after DrD's sendings
lol
petey keep it coming
i want to hear sexy in all the new sendings
ahaha
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So... Perigo, can you sing through sendings?
read poems to us?
he's done that already
don't encourage him!
I want to hear Pipes read poems to us through the sending systems whilst desperately fighting Umber Hulks
Drogor gonna get extended endurance casted on him
and play bagpipes into the sending system
for 3 hours
oh godz
Armies of Uppers will plunge into Lower to stop the madness
::[ City Sending by Saranna Listaat : Fair dark, Dunwarren. I have just recently learned of the death of my dear brother, Tydides. I would say a few words of him now. Tydides was not my brother in blood - he was a different sort of brother. I`ve known him for some two months now. I believe that Kossuth, who tests and tempers us in his purifying flames, put Tydides in my path as a trial. ]::
Ty-Diddy, the brother from another mother.
::[ City Sending by Saranna Listaat : The dear man was a paragon of imperfection - cowardice, avarice, bad temperment. The tribulations of Kossuth are not for the faint of heart. Tydides was not a man to dwell on his imperfections - indeed, he seemed to embrace them. Whenever I saw him making a new enemy in the square, or bringing embarrassment to himself, what could I say but "That`s my dear brother". ]::
The only spoiler around here is Abala's age (or lack of) and the fact her shoes are in fact artificially heightening her by a couple inches.
what does that even mean
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/442279675/-font-b-SPOILER-b-font--font-b-CAR-b-font-font-b-SPOILER-b.jpg
stop being weird
::[ City Sending by Saranna Listaat : I had the pleasure once or twice of trying to burn his imperfections away. I failed, and I pray to Kossuth that I may be redeemed. Members of the Blacks, and any others who had the... pleasure of being aquainted with my brother, let us think fondly upon how he taught us all that no matter how many iniquities of character we may have, some other soul has more. ]::
Sorry
Spoilers
::[ City Sending by Saranna Listaat : May Kossuth succeed where I have failed, and burn away Tydide`s iniquities slowly in the afterlife, tempering him with the pain that brings true learning. Please, have a drink, and think on Tydides. ]::
I think she means that Abala is a member of the Lollipop Guild.
let us think fondly upon how he taught us all that no matter how many iniquities of character we may have, some other soul has more. <---- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's rich.
I must make
The warmace king
Totally going on the IRC quotes
"Legitimately witty/interesting/funny quotes only please!" -- RIP
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[16:05] Thanks Grief.
[16:05] Griff
[16:05] >.>
[16:05] Sorry that was an honest mistake
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Good job, you got another party whacked at sewer
First me, now a whole party? You're improving the lethality of your sendings.
:D
Now if you can just get all of Upper perma'd....
....we'll be all set.
That'll solve everything.
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The best image we've had of Thomas yet.
19:22 wundy there was also that puzzle from the bartender
19:22 wundy in mist's end
19:22 blue41 orcan useless ring
19:22 blue41 oh man
19:22 wundy and i was like WHAT THE HELL
19:22 griff|dam lol
19:23 Howland You mean you never decoded that?
19:23 griff|dam everyone is just dumbfounded by every plot
19:23 wundy no, i didn't
19:23 blue41 when Howland did that big post about mysteries near the end of efum
19:23 Howland It's a pattern, you see....
19:23 blue41 I just felt sad
19:23 wundy a pattern of numbers
19:23 Howland ... a pattern of my hand slamming randomly against hte keyboard...
I was then later informed it was a delivery quest... I feel so ashamed now...
18:01
: thomas|mIRC
18:01 : Go to school
18:01 --- Paha has banned *!*@j-91-75-7-414.hsd4.ga.comcast.net
18:01 *** thomas|mIRC was kicked by Paha (thomas|mIRC)
HOWLAND IS TO BLAME FOR THIS TRAVESTY <--- Howland is to blame for everything, being the brain child of the EfU we know and love.
being the brain child of the EfU we know and love.
We must erect a statue in his honor. And give it a manstache.
Errr.
being the brain child
SHADDUP
I just woke up
you know what I mean!
EfU gave birth to howland when it achieved sentience in the mid 2000's
LMAO
the DM team are an extension of this malefic server's gestalt will.
god knows what we have unleashed
lol
oh gods, my sides.
we can only hope our children will forgive us
Someone alert the defense fleet. I think my flanks just achieved orbit.
flank crit?: )
lol
11:22 : I can win the brain damaged contest >_>
11:22: erm ... brain damaged cat
11:22 : is afraid of vacuums
11:22 : You were right the first time Wind.
11:23 : This is win: : I can win the brain damaged contest >_>
11:23 : all of you can bite me
See Below!
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : It is with greatest hunger and greatest regrets, that I sing to you now on Abala`s Tits. So Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall, for they are miniscule, at best. - ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now few men spy, with their own eye, the curve of those tiny bug bites, Not even in the baths, shallow or clear, can they be seen in the depths. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : And those who have seen it, can scarcely believe it, there are few things that can compare. Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks, this short list is bigger than her little rack. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now you remember before of my first little score, on how I speak with greatest hunger and regret- and that is because I am abuzz and appaled to find that I want to squeeze that tiny bitch`s tit. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : One can`t quite explain it, and can barely contain it, it`s enough to make on pitch a fit. We have the good looks, we have the fine grit, to make any woman to swoon and to drip. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala, the tiny-breasted frump. She wants only one thing twixt her nethers, and that is Tyr`s bloody stump! ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes :
*panting* Wow. I actually felt nervous about that one, folks! Oh, special thanks to Acacia for the inspiration... and Abala`s freakishly tiny breasts, of course. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Oh dear, this -is- emberassing. The force field shut behind me. Guess I`m stuck here. Um. Lots and lots of gold to anyone who can get me out! Unless you`re an auxillary or watcher. If you`re either of those, screw you guys! ]:
:
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Seriously. Um. Lots of scrap. And gold. Probably. I actually don`t have that much gold, but I`m sure there`s lots of things here that can help you. I could also tell you secrets. And stuff. And any scrappers hearin this oughta be ashamed. You lot know where I am. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : I guess while I have the time I could sing, if you lot really want to. It`s sorta poetic really. You all have been a captive audience and this here is ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Well there`s a joke here, somewhere. ]::
: ::[ City Sending by Sigfried Iglacious : By all the gods. Please no. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed by [Spoiler.] in Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::
: ::[ DM Shout : The final sending heard was the death rattle of Perigo Pipes... and the faint sound of burning flesh. Nothing further. ]::
Quote[tface=callig]It is with greatest hunger and greatest regrets
That I sing to you now on Abala`s Tits.
So Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall,
For they are miniscule, at best.
Now few men spy, with their own eye,
The curve of those tiny bug bites.
Not even in the baths, shallow or clear,
Can they be seen in the depths.
And those who have seen it, can scarcely believe it,
There are few things that can compare.
Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks,
This short list is bigger than her little rack.
Now you remember before of my first little score,
On how I speak with greatest hunger and regret-
And that is because I am abuzz and appaled to find that I want to squeeze that tiny bitch's tit.
One can`t quite explain it, and can barely contain it,
It`s enough to make on pitch a fit.
We have the good looks, we have the fine grit,
To make any woman to swoon and to drip.
But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala,
The tiny-breasted frump.
She wants only one thing twixt her nethers,
And that is Tyr`s bloody stump!
Perigo Pipes
Marpenoth 22nd, 1383 DR
"Abala's Tits"
[/tface]
Laughing so hard.
Quote::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed by Ichabod Sykes in Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::
This was an alert sent to the DM channel. It is an OOC alert and was sent due to a bug in how the sending system works (anything "said" in any channel gets picked up).
The fact that Pipes was killed by Ichabod is definitely OOC knowledge and please don't metagame it. Although of course character are free to speculate.
Personally I do find the whole thing quite amusing!
Utterly brilliant.
18:46
: ::[ City Sending by Charlene Carshby : Zsigmond- Sanctuary. ]::
18:47 : Wow, they just get married and she's already bossing the poor guy around.
18:47 : ROFL
18:47 : straight to the EFU archives
18:49 : If you have nothing nice to say, you should probably speak up.
18:49 : ^
15:59 Howland: Putin would do fine in EFU, basically.
thomas|mIRC: Keeping abrest of matters, Abala.
Frostbite: xD
thomas|mIRC: Stay perky.
abala: lmfao
abala: f*** you thomas
17:23
: and walk into town looking like Abala
17:23
: youknow, I kinda wonder
17:23
: do halflings in fr have hairy feet
17:23
: ...
17:23
: This is a good question.
17:24
: yes Cap
17:24
: lol
17:24
: like in the tolkienesque world greyhound was based on
17:24
: Abala hairyfeet!
17:24
: they have hairy tits
17:24
: granny
17:24
: no
17:24
: don't-
17:24
: aggggh
17:24
: muahahahahah
17:24
: yes
17:24
: . /boot granny
17:24
: mental image....
17:24
: granny..
17:24
: now you have to find different sources for humor
17:24
: fuck you...
17:24
: EEWWWW
[00:36] ::[ DM Shout : All of EFU awaits for Narvis Naerfaine to finish reading old paperwork so the server can reset.... ]::
I don't think EFU takes Class 'Z' Threats seriously enough. >.<
18:39
: god damn elminster
18:39 : i always say that when i hear this story.
18:39 : good job killing him, conclave PCs
18:40 : I hate Elminster.
18:40 : I hate the Bimbul.
18:40 : i like when his teeth fell out
18:40 : I hate all these uber NPCs.
18:40 : Like Zsigmond
18:40 : fucking ZSIGMOND
18:40 : dont get me started on THAT asshole
18:40 : [shakes fist]
18:40 : what a dick
14:26 cromax: monk is for ching chong fool. man who dream of anime animation girl. disgust
14:27 Pool: please don't ever change cromax
14:27 cromax: kill off your own brain
17:49
: I remember observing the politics of high school girls when I was younger,
17:49 : and thinking
17:49 : "Drow Society. Holy shit."
17:50 : p. much
17:50 : "Except more evil."
EscapingtheUndeath everything is fake
EscapingtheUndeath the truth to the illusion is that we are just slaves to the Mind Flayers
EscapingtheUndeath what a twist
EscapingtheUndeath and have been since Chapter 1 of EFU
Cap Truth is, out pcs are just the fevered delusion of some guy who are bad sushi
Cap *our
JaydeMoon I am pleased that you only copped to ONE typo in that sentence.
Cap Yeah, at work and using a phone
Cap So…
abala haha
Moonlighter some guy are bad sushi
Moonlighter some guy are good sushi
18:31 : that was well done thomas
18:31 : My first and only day on that server.
18:31 : in an environment where everyone sucks you're pretty good
18:09 : hrm. I wonder whom the next fan_girl/bow is
18:12 : Ordinant Larrak fanboy please
18:12 : he has enough without more showing up
18:13 : None is not enough
18:26: err...are those fanboys the bears and all the other stuff that keep chasing him and killing him Lannister?
18:26 : loool
18:27 : ::[ City Sending by Cave Bear : As the leader of the Ordinant Malcolm Larrak fanclub, it is my duty to scour the dark in search of Malcolm Larrak and maul his shit. If you'll join me, I'm the cave bear with the big tits in the square. //3-7 ]::
18:28 : LOL
18:28 : Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
18:28 : That would have been awesome
18:28 : XD
18:28 : I thought that was legit for a split second
18:28 : ::[ Unauthorized Sending by Behemoth Spider : *chitters with love for Malcolm Larrak* ]::
18:29 : Same here
The key to me never having to deal with nerd rage OOC messages in my pvps
Is by always losing
I am a far better loser in PVP than anyone else so I play to my strengths
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[13:01] ::[ City Sending by Boone Duststone : *an tone of contempt and utter loathing* Father, If you may even deserve that word...for it is one of loving and endearment, Hale then. Know that I have read your -laws- that you so cherish. Know also that I shall follow each and everyone of them /to the letter/ not out of respect- ]::
[13:03] ::[ City Sending by Boone Duststone : Or any such nonsense, but because it would give you an advantage over me. I shall not slander this sanctuary nor its -citizens- but know that I loathe you with my entire being. your uncaring and hateful son. Boone. ]::
[13:03] ::[ City Sending by Rallick Dess : No one cares. ]::
[00:18] : ahh gpds I'm tird
[00:18] : tired*
[00:18] : god*
[00:18] : Kill self for make rain of mouth feces is worthless population
[01:29] : [14:28] voting for yourself ziya
[01:29] : The text, Abala.
[01:29] : The text.
[01:29] : yeah
[01:29] : it's supposed to say
[01:29] : [voted for Rhiannon Kingsley]
[01:29] : right?
[01:30] : narvis hangs his head in shame
[01:30] : realizing how amazing
[01:30] : his opponent is
[01:30] : at the last minute
[
01:30] : Okay, that's it. You just forced me to write something to shit on Tyr. GOSH.
[01:30] : brb
[01:49] : http://www.efupw.com/forums/showthread.php?p=384984#post384984
Quote at the end of every dark chute is a bloated beholder
You could write fortune cookies jzhmer.
nobody buys fortune cookies here
Nobody buys them anywhere, you eat them because someone put them on your table at the end of a meal
rather, nobody consume fortune cookies here
you might deem such as an asian tradition.
however, reality is not always as portrayed
that's why some asiasns are amongst the best of cheaters
I imagine much of the ancient chinese wisdom mythos is not as impressive if you are actually living in the area that supposed wisdom comes from.
there is no wisdom in ancient chinese
confucius dreams of a state of closed clans
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let me continue
confucius exploited the opportunity of copying ancient texts to revise the pre-zhou and zhou history to his advantage
excavations prove the confucian record of zhou and pre-zhou history an amalgam of lies
and laotze dreams of a return to the state where clans are not large enough to interact.
he can as well exiles himself to siberia
which, he did, in a sense
i imagine those nomads in eastern turkesstan ate him alive
what the actual fuck
whatever he has i want 4
ancient chinese wisdom = fantasizing
as a matter of fact the existence of the chinese back then was a joke
the supposed "nation" is only a fragmented loosely association of clans
an association no better than indian tribes
a bunch of barbarians daydreaming
and someone who was immoral enough to ignore and overwite the facts to mold fantasies to his advantage is confucius
in this sense confucius is more morally corrupt then laotze
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it is the wont of the chinese to burn texts on history only to rewrite new ones based on
it is already the case at the time of confucius. how can you trust a chinaman from that point on?
or i simply shouldn't call them chinamen, for china is a lie per se
rather a group of people who lies to everyone subconsciously and happens to accept intra-group lies
apologies for revealing the harsh truth, Vlaid
:[ Message Relayed by Messenger Girl : [Clears throat nervously and reads:] `If you ever wish to see Auxiliary Helter alive again, procure the Red Guild Dye Barrel from their offices and deposit it at the Pissing Crone. No harm will come to him if you comply.` ]::
sometime later...
::[ City Sending by Melvin Helter : We have the barrel if you have the Auxiliary. Meet us in the In-Between. . . ]::
[17:33] subrace Sun, gives me item...moon elf skin..
[17:33] :/
[17:34] or should it have been Sun elf... (just says sun in character screen)
[17:34] I think I fucked something up
[17:36] Frostbite, you failed to pass the test to achieve your +2 int
[17:36] Accept your fate as a dumb moon elf
[17:36] lol
[17:36] I will still -act- as sun
[17:36] You can try
[17:36] he has 16 intel
[17:36] But based on your performance during the initial sun elf exam, it doesn't look promising
[17:37] lol damn you vlaid
[17:37] Jaydemoon said Sun...so thats what I put..
: ::[ Message Relayed by Messenger Girl : I`m supposed to say... `Mystryl`s magnificent maladies mixed methodically, mark my manners! Pleasingly pleasant potions presented profitably! Professionally! Periodically! Crone`s creaking chairs word that starts with a C.` ]::
once you reach director you stop worrying about little things like your secretary summoning a devil
A random conversation I had a while ago on IRC.
17:24
: I'm bored.
17:26 : If you had to be a fish what fish would you be?
17:26 :: What..
17:26 : I'd be a turtle
17:26 : Wtf?
17:26 : lol
17:27 : What turtles have long lives
17:27 : *facepalms*
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17:27 : wassup?!!!?!1!11
17:27 : Raven said if he had to be a fish he'd be a turtle.
17:27 : you fucking dumbass
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23:53 : UGH, so angry. Somebody stole my lunch from the breakroom today!
23:53 *** thomas|mIRC was kicked by JaydeMoon (thomas|mIRC)
[23:29] just fd
[23:29] all day long
: no ok fine
: Dont cry Abala.
: ill let thomas be monica lewinsky
[04:35] ::[ City Sending by Seivjar Halfstad : HWWRRROOOAAAAARGH! THE FURIES HUNGER! Those of you who do not suckle at the nipple of your mother FULLY GROWN, join me and walk to BATTLE! We shall bring ARMAGEDDON upon our enemies! DEATH TO SINSPAWN! LET US MAAARCH! RAAAA-- ]::
[04:35] the grey city being destroyed is liberating
[04:35] we can worship dead gods
[04:35] LET US MARCH! RAAAA-
[04:35] Clerk: So is that your message?
[04:35] be quick guys, Halfstads mom has to pick him up at 8 for the Gwar concert
[04:35] Barbarian: Yes.
[04:35] Clerk: Raaaaa?
[04:35] Barbarian: Yes.
[04:35] Clerk: Alright.
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(6:35:34 AM) Gargauth: Type /c useportal
(6:35:39 AM) Gargauth: When adjacent
(6:36:06 AM) Gargauth: It's cheating but if you're in combat.. call it adrenaline that you skipped the roll
(6:36:22 AM) Gargauth: And don't ever do that outside combat obv
(6:36:33 AM) Mortui: Guys it's really bad form to discuss cheating infront of Howland.
But it's too mainstream
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shameful self quoting... But it was mostly the combo Tenk and I had.
>kobolds quest as an impossible death sentence that nobody dared even try
this was really a thing?
O_o
yes
yes
yes
yes
yeah
it was
yes
lol
(7:33:03 PM) cmenden is now known as cmendinner
::[ DM Shout : Some citizens witness a ghostly horse race off into the sky, entrails trailing behind. It is said a dwarf was briefly haunted for horse-murder, but begged the animals forgiveness, and forgiveness was granted. Another day passes in Sanctuary. ]:: Absolutely laughed near to death when i read this, after participating
::[ DM Shout : OK now we make the canal explode.... ]::
[22:59] !t
[22:59] ::[ IG Time : 4:20 PM : Day ]::
[22:06]
actually the reason i dont like paladins is the sheer amount of OOC judgement that comes along with the class that is inherent to literally no other class.
[22:06] no one goes
[22:06] 'oh man that guy is SUCH A SHITTY WIZARD'
[22:06] I do
[22:06] i do
[22:06] I do sometimes
[22:06] <_<
[22:06] I coudl make the shittiest wizard
[22:06] fighter would be a better example
[22:06] i judge mercilessly
[22:06] No flame weapon? Shit wizard get out
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18:58 : Granny shall be burned at the stake for being an immortal prostitute, ankle showing in this day and age will not be tolerated.
18:59 : Godless heathens...
18:59 : lol
18:59 : immortal prostitute indeed
18:59 : immortal!
18:59 : augh, Vlaid. you were not like this last night!
18:59 : I was so close
Just a little something that made me chuckle!
you know what's always really awkward to me
:)
staring in another man's eyes whilst eating a banana
lol
well yes
<3 Frenzied
honestly I'm waiting for things to come to a head
: ::[ DM Shout : Hello players, there will be a reset when current events/quests are concluded. ]::
17:25 : hello Dm shout!
17:26 : ::[ DM Shout : Hello TheShadow ]::
its the little things in life that make you happy :D
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thomas|mIRC instructs WWind_work to send TOH granny pics
er
kitty picks...
shit
ROFL
‹Sanctuary›
[22:46:22]::[ City Sending by Vendela Stormwave : I wish to conduct a dangerous expedition that requires numerous additional blades. There will be swimming, and it involves much danger. Find me outside the house of governence. /OOC level 2-40. ]::
[03:21] ::[ Message Relayed by Messenger Girl : Er- I`m supposed to say... `If you`re traveling out into the `dark, be careful out there. Seems an orog warband is making moves out in the Badlands...` ]::
[03:21] Them orog are bustin' out the moves!
[03:22] Breakdancing orog commander.
[03:22] Minion orogs applaud mad skills.
[03:23] I need to challenge him
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[03:23] And become the new orog commander?
[03:23] I've heard challenging Orog warlords works out for most PCs
[03:23] Yes
[03:23] But this challenge will be
[03:23] singing and dancing
[03:23] Badlands Side Story
[03:24] The orogs and the driders
Sorry Moonlighter, i haven't seen anyone as cool as you around
you heard it here
That was sarcastic.
[21:53] <@Caster> !seen Yaaaaay
[21:53] Sorry Caster, i haven't seen Yaaaaay around
[21:53] thanks to based sankis
[21:53] <@Caster> :3
[21:53] !seen anyone as cool as you
[21:53] Sorry Moonlighter, i haven't seen anyone as cool as you around
[21:54] you heard it here
[21:54] That was sarcastic.
[21:54] Shut up, Sankis.
02:54: Don't listen to these bottom feeders, Cookiemancer.
02:54: <3 halfbrood
02:54: But I'M a bottom feeder.
02:54: They're like...my people!
02:54: eh?! what is this? a throw rottens list?
02:55: If that's true, take a pack of crayons and sit in the corner with the rest of them.
02:55: rofl
02:55: >_>
02:55: Tomorrow we'll do shapes.
02:55: Yaaaay!
vp is a boss
with balls of steel
Sup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rAjily7rME
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[20:34] having a fucking backpack with your cloak on is like sandals and socks man
21:49: !seen Godush
21:49: Sorry Deadlykate, I haven't seen Godush
21:49: this bot is missing out
21:49: You shut your mouth.
21:50: I'll dumpster you!
Sendingbot magic
: Nicodem doesn't have a Pak splayed on his bed at night
kekekekeke
haha
gloinar app to play
mimimic donkey
'you see donkey ogres are like onions'
(4:48:53 PM) sn: Dwarves are epic.
(4:51:43 PM) thomas|mIRC: GAREM
(4:54:12 PM) Garem: Dwarves are amazing. Favorite race by far.
(4:54:52 PM) Garem: I had a semi-chub throughout the entire The Hobbit movies. Because dwarves. And I'm totally straight, so it's not that. Their whole... thing. Is just awesome.
<@derfo> Damn RwGrub you should take more pictures of your stuff!!!
8========D
lol
I saw it coming
gross
8========D~~~~
I saw it coming too
^
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[00:17]
you will never get over the 1 apr hurdle
[00:17] sry
[00:17] warlord shakira could turn into a decent fighter for about 60 seconds
[00:17] Okay, start feeding me gold Vlaid.
[00:17] if i remember
[00:17] WARLORD SHAKIRA
[00:17] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM ON TONIGHT
[00:17] AND MY HIPS DON'T LIE
[00:17] TODARK
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[00:18] I usually just give my gold to my allies
[00:18] oh bby how u buff like that
[00:18] you make a warlord go mad
[00:19] never really knew that she could buff like this
[00:19] she make the warlord wanna smash some fish
[00:19] warlord shakira
20:25 Dauerschlaf Who plays clothed? Restricts movements needed direly for PvP.
20:25 KnightOfPentacles Yeah I'm in my underwear right now.
20:25 KnightOfPentacles Gotta reach for that wand of holding.
20:25 KnightOfPentacles Can't do that if my boys are in a jam.
01:13
: The will of the DM team and my current revelation is "Do not speak or speculate IG events, players or secrets in irc"
01:13
: But I am above the law
01:13
: So I expose this horrible secret to you all:
01:14
: Derfo is a butt0
1:14
: There is a hidden sect of a major faction that was recently implemented
01:14
: lol
01:14
: whats funny
01:14
: That has already snowballed into an amazing game-changer
01:14
: is its porbably true
01:14
: I will give you a hint, it is Watchers
01:14
: I don't believe you.
01:14
: You butt
.01:14
: is it the frontier branch derfo
01:14
: Yes !!!
01:15
: xD
01:15
: abala follow rules
01:15
: I mean I guess THE FRONTIER BRANCH isn't an event or player, and it is no longer a secret
: ::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Cassidy of Old Port is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for assaulting fellow bystanders in drunken stupor, with and without the use of a table leg, folded skirt and gnome. Try to bring him in alive. ]:: not necessarily my favorite, but pretty funny none the less.
Back in integrated graphics action. Chickenpox is clearing up too.
18:28 : BWAHAHAHAHA\
18:28 : and my Company, that which is SLANDERER knows nothing about. It is bad enough with half of the city's eyes upon me in lust and the other seething with jealousy.
18:28 : XD
18:28 : BTH is the King
18:28 : (Or queen)
[17:30] Not even close, cmenden. Matagar's real theme song:
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[17:31] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
[17:31] HDM wins I think
[17:31] lol
[17:31] A+
[17:31] <@cmenden> Oh wow, yes
[17:31] <@cmenden> HDM wins
[17:31] Jeezus H Kriest, you bastards are supposed to be my friends! HDM!
01:10 : Farford would have been jealous of Jasmine if they'd hooked up. Thonas Smashmail had the only thing that Farford ever really wanted: the will to fight the paperwork battle.
01:11 : Dreamy.
01:11 : O_O
01:11 : wat?
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01:11 : Er, did I just say that?
01:11 : I imagine Flint not doing paperwork anymore is just as painful
01:11 : >_>
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01:11 : you drove away alpha!
01:11 : oh
01:11 : nm
01:11 : whiterabbit: You sick fuck!
: ::[ DM Shout : A crazed holy man sets himself on fire in the town square before being tackled and led off by a Watcher. ]::
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The invasion of starmonger!
(multiple screenshots so its on a imgur album)
http://imgur.com/a/gnvwn
21:57 [COLOR="green"]:[/COLOR] I pay all my checks with these buns
00:51: males will be allowed to go maiden of woe only if they wear wigs
00:51: drag queens of doom. they will be known as maidens of wow!
A master piece from Vlaid, as he tried to explain our DMs.
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Kitties are the most evil
They took evil and stapled fur to it
Quote from: granny;424612A master piece from Vlaid, as he tried to explain our DMs.
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The only thing it's missing is the pane where the skeleton goes to the child's parents room and makes the x-box from their bones and uses their souls to fuel the power light.
The DMs say the real loot are the friends you made along the way.
Because in the end, you know that your buddy there will be turned into a bonesword +1
: I get off at automatic recruiting
ok then
: ::[ City Sending by Personal Assistant to Director Crane : Prefect Jasmine, dearest Edgin request your company at his manse as soon as you should be available. ]::
: Sending booty call, loop woop.
: ::[ City Sending by Edward Hunt : A prefect is requested at the Watch House as well, to process a murderer apparently. ]::
: Murder or booty call. Which one will she chooooooose?
Quote it's rwg, vlaid AND me
wow look at moonlighter
trying to be part of the crew
look at RwG
actin like he ain't like COME SCHEME WITH ME AD/ED
yes please :3
look at me
Quintessential RWG right there.
[23:58] only so many elections i could do before i stopped being interested with the rest of sanctuary tbh[23:58]
i think im the only pc with a red lantern invite, arn't i
[23:58] lol
[23:58] maybe larskul had one
[23:58] ::[ City Sending by Calduil Galliuine : I do not think you can dip prostitues in gold. However, it was a good meeting. Much was discussed. I would encourage other citizens to attend the next one. ]::
[23:59] OH SHIT IT'S ABLABLA YOU CAME BACK TO US
[23:59] *** abala (a@n22-068-582-20.ulof.lbbktx.sta.suddenlink.net) left ()
[23:59] whatever we did i'm sor-
[23:59] ;_________;
Quote::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Nelson the Bent is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for refusing to sheath his weapons over a period of several darks. Had to be convinced each time, recently ran off after injuring a Watcher. A bounty has been put up on him in the residental zone boards. ]::
There's just no way that many dick jokes get into one "automatic" sending unintentionally...
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omg
!!!!!!!!
[16:40] !seen howlando
[16:40] Redhat, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 4mins 5secs ago.
[16:40] almost 6 minutes, too
[16:41] and 6 seconds
[16:41] ~who can pull it off~
[16:41] three sixes is enough
[16:41] keep record guys
[16:41] also, yeah, devil worshipper
[16:41] 6 6 6 6 6
[16:41] 2 minutes until it~
[16:41] !seen howlando
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[16:41] keep record
[16:41] oh god
[16:41] im so nervous
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] dan2, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 5mins 27secs ago.
[16:42] I have !seen howlando on my copy paste
[16:42] ::[ City Sending by Isabelle Monksblade : Good Dark, I would wish to place an order for a few healing brews. If there is a Priest who could offer such, as long as I can accept his or her god, please find the Purple Dragon at Beggar`s Lane. ]::
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] theunknown, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 5mins 42secs ago.
[16:42] CLOSE
[16:42] !seen howlando
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[16:42] soon
[16:42] dont fuck this up
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] theunknown, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 6mins 2secs ago.
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] theunknown, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 6mins 5secs ago.
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] Redhat, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 6mins 5secs ago.
[16:42] ::[ City Sending by Isabelle Monksblade : Spellbeggar`s Lane, I meant. ]::
[16:42] !seen howlando
[16:42] theunknown, howlando quit with the message Quit: Leaving 6wks 6days 6hrs 6mins 6secs ago.
[16:42] YES
[16:42] damnit.
[16:42] will you stop
[16:42] I GOT IT
[16:42] you spergs
[16:42] hhaaaaaaaay
[16:42] oh efu you never fail to amuse
[16:43] post it
[16:43] that was the most critical second in efu history
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[TD]
: hi thomas[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: hi[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: I am trying to log into my brother's origin account to replay ME2 and Me3[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: but he gave me the wrong password[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: cunt[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: Maybe your bro is pulling your balls[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD]: i got those games thomas[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: you could use mine[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: but[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
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[TD]: I dont like you[/TD]
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[TD]::[ City Sending by Jeremiah Everglow : Backup at the inn! Demons! Citizens, stand clear! Adventurers, get in here! ]::
::[ City Sending by Emyli Amblecrown : They are actually devils. Please educate yourselves. ]::
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<@derfo> "If you will not duel me, I will duel you." - VP fully buffed in whisper from invisibility on FD mode to some new player in the worm pits he's never talked to, before attacking
(2:09:56 AM) wundy: i really want to get my hands on thomas
diz-e should log in and have Groa stumble around drunk from fermented mushrooms
Get drunk, end up with a goblin warren, if this hearth's a shaking this world's a'Unmakin'
groa gets high all the time
no one notices :/
Groa is a psychedelic shroom addict, it is how they keep the Myconid population in check, she smokes them
shh
"I MUST LICK ALL THE MYCONIDS"
every time there's a new myconid
the tiny little baby gets escorted to Groa
who lays about like Hedonism bot
with the tiny little innocent myconid weeping as the lustful Groa slowly runs her black tongue along the cap
"Goooood...Goooood...This pleases da tempering"
Groa is that fat american slob traveling to Thailand for the questionable practices
"BRING ME ANOTHER"
[gets high and licks mushrooms]
rwg lol
"Yes-groa-here-is-fresh-spores-youngest-mycellium-most-delicious"
[tiny myconid weeping] "J-just...just here to keep peace. no want fight"
"d'witchseer nae want fight either. Come and give us a taste [one eye squinting]"
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-for-small-donation-of-dung- this-one-can-be-absorbed
Groa Halle: "How many licks do it take, d'seer wonders, to get to da center of a Myconid"
Sfptblrugh: [Puffs grey spores, weeping]
RwG: If I'm playing an axe murderer or a monster and you're dumb enuogh to try and stab me
RwG: you're gonna get your face ate or you head cut off.
Revanchist: You're cutting my head off. This isn't contributing to my story and I'm not having fun. GRIEF.
RwG: Sometimes your story goes on to weave a great thread
RwG: Someitmes you get hit by a fucking bus
RwG: don't stand in the street
RwG: #RwGgankbus
RwG: #comingthrough
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QuoteRwG: Sometimes your story goes on to weave a great thread
RwG: Someitmes you get hit by a fucking bus
Now that is a hilariously both ironic and so well condensed spirit of roleplaying that it pretty much says it all.
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I'm enjoying probing myself
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Said Albrecht Vauclair the PURE.
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: ::[ City Sending by Rallick Dess : I am RALLICK DESS, I like to SHOUT MY OWN NAME for reasons unknowable to those without my prescience. I would like to reiterate that Szul is suffering from combustion of the crotch due to being a LIAR LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE, he went and consorted with Intryzz and other horrible monsters, also, I like to wear womens clothes.... ]::
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::[ City Sending by Chief Herald Penelope Castling : Prefect Albrecht Vauclair is, by decree of the Directorate, ordered to the Stocks. They bid me to read the following message: "Citizens shall be permitted to throw fruit upon the Prefect`s Toga that Albrecht Vauclair has todark chosen to soil." ]::
<@Howlando> There's a guy who beats meat but he has a disclaimer in his description
<@Howlando> Oh my god
<@Howlando> BUYS meat
Episode VII did surpass it, last I saw.
PKDSBJ AD
I'll admit it
I cried
No spoilers!
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I"M multicultural as fuck
White, Black, Jewish, American living in fucking Sweden working over the internet to teach English in China and pwning EFU noobs from all over the world.
I am global/international/multicultural as fuck.
[15:30] ::[ DM Shout : We are reaching 30 hours of uptime, so I feel it is the right time to reset the server. ]::
[15:30] ::[ DM Shout : So far one person ask for a bit more time, and another vetos my reset. ]::
[15:30] really
[15:31] why would you try to veto lol
[15:31] ::[ DM Shout : I did not even know this server operated on a Parliamentary system. ]::
[15:31] lol
[15:31] dm... I veto!
[15:32] I vote for a right of no competence.
[15:32] ...
[15:32] ...do you mean you call for a vote of no confidence?
[15:32] Yes
[15:32] that
[15:32] ::[ DM Shout : Right, I am even more confused. Parliament or Congress? ]::
[15:32] parliament
[15:33] (I wish dm's read the irc)
[15:33] in there shouts
[15:33] lol
[15:33] the senate counts!
[15:34] The grand republic of sanctuary
[15:34] make it happen
[15:34] ::[ DM Shout : Right then, I overrule both the IG Server demands, and those of the IRC (I am watching you after all) to force through an Edict for a Reset. ]::
[15:34] ::[ DM Shout : Long live the Emperor! ]::
[15:35] LOL
A moment of zen.
QuoteSanctuary - ::[ City Sending by Kelenor Sterak : NEXT TIME YOU FIND SOME CROPS IN THE WILD, CLEARLY PLANTED BY SOMEONE ELSE, HERE IS SOME ADVICE. PICK A COUPLE SEEDS FIRST. IF THEY DIE OFF, THEN YOU BACK OFF AND REPLANT THOSE SEEDS, BECAUSE CLEARLY THE CROPS ARE TOO NEWLY GROWN TO HANDLE YOUR GRUBBY HANDS PLUCKING THEIR NUTS OFF!! ]::
EventHorizon| - >TOO NEWLY GROWN TO HANDLE YOUR GRUBBY HANDS PLUCKING THEIR NUTS OFF!!
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Quote10:45 < Pentaxius> seems legit gracky
10:45 < Pentaxius> heroin and cock used to be medicine, after-all.
10:45 < Pentaxius> coke*
10:45 < gracken> >_>
10:45 < Pentaxius> ugh.
10:45 < gracken> I see how you roll Penta
Vlaid, lamenting the Blame Game:
[01:45] I find it funny people blame me for the Tempered. I think I came up with the name and like the stuff about the Destroyer and everything else was pretty much Ebok
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[01:46] Dwarven heretics.
[01:46] no its your fault
[01:46] you are the source of minself
[01:46] the origional
[01:46] there is blood on your hands
[01:47] Mineself so annoying
[01:47] * Ebok (Ebokian@qyd-27-884-99-120.nyc.res.rr.com) Quit (Client Quit)
[01:48] I always found myself wondering wtf Vulkan was talking about because he wasn't speaking English
[01:48] lol
[01:50] I don't get it. Why blame Vlaid when you can blame Thomas.
[01:50] Zango best scapegoat on the server
[01:51] I haven't even played a dwarven "leader" in all EFUR but I get blamed for all dwarves ;(
[01:51] Don't feel sad, Vlaid. I blame you for all the monks with that antimagical perk.
[21:06] : rpg I tried to raid your sweet hole
[IG]
Sanctuary:: [ City Sending by Rikard Batair : Do not believe his Dread lies... He only means to undermine humanity and ever other race who reside here... Bring him down on sight... Do not allow his foul machinations to continue... The thunders toll for you Oseon... ]::
[IRC]
Ravken: Wait for it
Ravken::[ City Sending by Oseon Atrath : Citizen Wraith, Report to the deep forges for enthrallment testing]::
[IG]
Sanctuary::[ City Sending by Rikard Batair : I think not Adept... You will bring yourself outside your deep forge... You will meet me out beyond the checkpoint for your enthrallment testing ]::
[21:24] What haha
[21:24] Merchant
[21:24] Not hostile or watcher or warder
[21:24] I assumed every prefecture had storage
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[21:24] it does
[21:24] Hoarite ^
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[21:24] watchers can be merchants
[21:24] hoarans can be merchants
[21:25] Lame
[21:25] Merchants should be merchants
[21:25] Haha
[21:25] Don't go Hoar just to get storage for your merchant PC
[21:25] Or warder. Etc
[21:25] That's silly
[21:25] every military or guard force always has surplus shit being sold to the public
[21:26] indeed
[21:26] gloinar, I love the idea of a hostile merchant
[21:26] "Come visit our store! Here we don't slash prices, we slash YOU!"
[21:26] beat people up and force them to buy your shit
[21:27] "My name is Evil Joe and I am here to give you a bargain!"
[21:27] For cyric
[21:27] gobbo hammer merchant *SMASH* OK NOW YOU BUY THIS PISS-RAG, ONE HUNDRED SHINIES
[21:27] YOU! WILL! BUY! OUR! LIMITED! TIME! OFFER! *massive beatdown*
[21:28] We have a discount today all subdued characters in out merchant hall get half off
[21:28] Our*
[21:28] garagos merchant
[21:28] Screw this, I am dropping my current concept. I am playing an In-Between merchant who ambushes passersbys to sell them food at twice the going rate in the Grotto.
[21:28] fight to the death for discounts
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Lacklustre ironside question
03:42 Lacklustre will you smite me if I try to do the same quest I just did 10 minutes ago
03:42 Ironside no
03:42 Ironside i am too happy that my thingy works
03:42 Lacklustre getting up there in age huh?
03:43 xeron Adhesive, are you a fun of buffstuff and succ ?
03:43 Adhesive how many layers of butt stuff are you on
03:45 KnightOfPentacles what is ur thingy
03:46 Lacklustre cony island orange cream ale is delicious
03:46 KnightOfPentacles will it
03:46 KnightOfPentacles blow my dick off
03:46 KnightOfPentacles a la final sanctuary
03:46 Lacklustre is final sanctuary a meme
03:47 Lacklustre is it like just a big joke
03:48 xeron Well I hate my life now.
03:49 xeron Level 5 hello......
03:50 Lacklustre a terrible explosion rocks the deep farge
man
I was watching that tower assault
From BigX's computer
I remember one day I woke up and he was just sitting at the table eating cereal. I asked him if he had work and he told me "I have been waiting for this moment for 3 years boy I am calling a sub"
"Accursed day of broken word,
Accursed night of dead things stirred,
Accursed Hammer Twenty Third..."
EfU goes adult in a BIG way.
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4:08 PM Holy shitballs, the most astonishing thing of all this is that RWG was right
Not quite!
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still counts
I wipe my ass with my hands and then eat toast.
: i read something RagingPurpleGiant: you need to legs to be on the council: sorry: two**: putrid_plum dishing out harsh facts: aye: lad: :C: Plum: I guess that's why they call it: Running for council: ayy: OH SNAP: what a pun!! : please murder him
pennywise is like the $1.50 roll of tp that feels like angels hands are cradling your bum
wench is the 50 cent roll that your finger pokes through mid-wipe and you spend the next 10 minutes trying to feel clean again
keep it up and I'm going after yer sausage
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I took some classes in college. This is what the japanese call a haiku.
#treehuggers shenanigans
Mind::[slowly looks over that FINE myconid sprout]
starmonger2:: you-look-good
Dendar:: Uggggggggh
starmonger2:: alas shrooms are asexual
Mind:: How you feeling?
starmonger2:: or whatever you call it... we are literally fungus
Mind:: So after we crush this quest, dinner on me? (https://s3.amazonaws.com/mibbit/gfx/smilies/yel08.png)
Dendar:: Honestly a part of going myconid was to break away from even the risk of sexuality after my stint with Aless
Dendar:: I admit that
starmonger2:: This is one for the irc quote thread
Mind:: I like the flow of your spores
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[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: why are you garbage or something move me to the deity room :/
[6:44 PM] Glyph (Manyfaces): ?
[6:44 PM] Glyph (Manyfaces): Wow.
[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: is it so hard?
[6:44 PM] HikoSashiri: unless if you are bored to help me
[6:45 PM] HikoSashiri: tell me i don't want to help no reroll and bullshiet
[6:48 PM] HikoSashiri: can you telleport me to OOC area if no let me know
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: O.o
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: Rude
[6:48 PM] HikoSashiri: me is rude rly ?
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: Still have a question, by the by.
[6:48 PM] Backpackenath: (Yes.)
[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: look your buisness then and don't complain others
[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: you are the rude
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HikoSashiri-Today at 12:55 PM
your DM's are garbages are unable to teleport a PC to OOC area to make a change instead tell me that is faster to make a new char geus who is the garbage ...... -_- don't make DM ppl that is simplu your friend and have no knowladge who to do staff simple us that cya same the server is nice but your DM not cya
When told it would be quicker for him to remake than for DM's to change his deity and domains.
Quote[6:49 PM] HikoSashiri: you are the rude
you are the rude
Kinslayer - Today at 5:26 PM
sorry guys my internet is a piece of poo
I dont recommend going forward until I log back in
For your own safety :smiley:
Quote<Sanctuary> ::[ City Sending by Sanctuary Watcher : Nikolas the Bad is wanted by the Watchers of Sanctuary for license fraud. Impersonating a member of the Spellguard Auxiliary. Try to bring him in alive. ]::
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[21:39:08] ClickKilled: Boba Fett as played by DrD. "Yes, I'm am your friend and will not betray you."
[21:39:16] PhoneBoothKnifeFight: come my friend we must find the talisman of the ones who came before
[21:39:21] in the seers planet
[21:39:42] Vegan_Snickerwookies: That also sounds like a seers run
[21:39:58] PhoneBoothKnifeFight: boba skimmed all the fucking loot in here
[21:40:13] HIPAA: You stay! I go!... friend.
[21:40:17] ClickKilled: We completed the seers run in less than twelve parsecs.
RPG
Today at 11:01 PM
Finally my chaotic evil Ilmateri guy who thinks he's doing the right thing can get spells
Ilmater would want me to burn the halflings. Halflings are thieves, and thieves hurt people. I'm saving the world.
IronsideToday at 10:20 PM
blind duelist just constantly casts darkness
"I DONT KNOW WHAT IM CASTING."
"IM SORRY."
[In response to this letter (https://www.efupw.com/forums/index.php?topic=692503.msg706429#msg706429), the following commentary arose:]
Quote from: Ziya@Aethereal
So it is that I must contact you after you suffer great grief, though I shall certainly hope we avoid any connotations that the Royal Court Wizard is some manner of belated Stormcrow?
Gandalf... Stormcrow.
Quote from: AetherealXD
Too obvious?
Quote from: ZiyaTroubles follow you like crows, and ever the oftener the worse. I will not deceive you: when I heard that the Ordo Arcanum is rid of you, I rejoiced at the rising of the Matron, but still more at the lack of the elf.. But news from afar is seldom sooth. Here you come again! And with you come evils worse than before, as might be expected. Why should I welcome you, Aethelwine Gandalf Stormcrow?
... :smile:
Nah, I am just too much of an LoTR nerd that that immediately struck me.
Quote from: Easy To Remember
I miss back when Ordo Arcanum was trying to buy all the Wizards In A Bottle, planning to release them at the Wizard Warrens as if they were wild animals to be relocated to a proper habitat.
Quote from: RwG
@Easy To Remember that's actually
a fucking hilarious and legit goal
tbh
A++
Quote from: ShadowCharles
Tiny wizard conclave...
It makes me want to promise something awesome to someone who can collect like 100
Quote from: Ironside
That's such a good plan
Why didn't it go through
Quote from: ShadowCharlesIronside will DM it
if you gather 50
he just promised me
Quote from: Ironside
all you had to say to me was "tiny wizard wars"
gather 35 and pm me on discord
Quote from: ShadowCharles
wow, this is truly happening
the enchantment of small meadows is strong indeed
Quote from: Aethereal(that was a joke in poor taste, so I removed it - I won't dip into that pool of darkness)
Quote from: NoobMaster69Pool of Darkness is a good name for a band
Quote from: biobio :eggplant:@NoobMaster69 next group concept after our next one?
all bards
touring the rings
Quote from: AetherealThat sounds epic.
You need groupies too.
Quote from: NoobMaster69Yes
I look forward to this gnomish screemo bard band that we've just agreed on
Quote from: biobio :eggplant:yes
we need a tiefling
to be full on metal
Quote from: AetherealVampire-wannabe for some emo vibes.
Quote from: AetherealThe stancebreach as an anti-elf counter is a bit of an inspiration actually. Even though it was clearly then an exploit of mechanics, the idea of a PC being dedicated to developing some kind of counter or bane of a whole population is an awesome concept. To come up with a new elf-breach, but actually earn it IG. Solid character goal.
Quote from: ShadowCharlatanhappy to give anti elf loot out to elf haters
or halflings
or GNOMES
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Try to stay positive people. Let's not scare away the newbies on Discord.
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Quote from: SqtCommander|MouthofTheGodsI carried around the "Goblin Dung" item to put in the mouth of defeated PC's
Quote from: Poolthat is absolutely disgusting.
Quote from: SqtCommander|MouthofTheGodsI don't need no looting, in fact, have NEW loot
Quote from: PoolI am impressed but genuinely what the fuck.
Quote from: SqtCommander|MouthofTheGodsHey, I risked death, I had to have some reward that wasn't potions
So my enemies got poop mouth
Quote from: Pooland your reward was shitting in peoples' mouths?!
Quote from: SqtCommander|MouthofTheGodsNah, it was old dootie
Quote from: Poolnani the fuck, yo.
Quote from: SemI had a dream that I slept in a recliner
and then someone took my recliner
God I was so angry
I want my damn recliner
Quote from: CatHow comfy was it?
Quote from: SemIt was leather so like
it wasn't super comfy but it kept me cool
Quote from: CatEw those make you sweaty
Quote from: SemIdk what to tell you
Quote from: EtR (Nap)I'm glad a dream person took your sweaty recliner.
Quote from: Semnap
I'm not sorry I killed u anymore
Quote from: EtR (Nap)I didn't mean it. I was just lashing out.
Quote from: Semit's ok I was too
I take it back.
Quote from: EtR (Nap)Alright, good.
Me too.
Quote from: AetherealDoes anyone else find that exchange between Nap and Sem hilarious.? Or is it just me?
The dream recliner part also helps the build up.
Quote from: EtR (Nap)I was jealous of his recliner dream. I only ever have dreams of being phantasmal killer-d suddenly anymore.
Quote from: StrangerI actually fully explored Gorbengolt's backstory across countless psychadelic quests. I participated in the original Spellguard experiments that mutated him, contained him, and deployed him against extremely unlucky citizens. I encountered "Chequon" and its mystical "Red Tide" which could fill a supplicant with unfathomable rage. Chequon, of course, being a villain from Gorbengolt's prequel story before coming to Sanctuary. But it would only be toward the end of Gorbengolt's long journey that we would finally rescue his son from the villainous clutches of Chequon. However, the Spellguard's substance implants had mutated him so severely at that point that he was unable to hold the boy in his hands. He wept as we brought the child to the orphanage controlled by the very wizards who ruined his life. And then he killed himself.
Quote from: EtR (Nap)I actually fully explored Stranger's backstory across countless psychadelic retcons. I participated in the original DM experiments that mutated him, contained him, and deployed him against extremely unlucky players. I encountered "Adrian" and its mystical "Velstran Harem" which could fill a player with unfathomable rage. Adrian, of course, being a villain from Stranger's .txt file of overpowered bard/fighter builds. But it would only be toward the end of Adrian's long journey that Stranger would finally rescue his favored status from the villainous clutches of DrD's tell-all post. However, the DM's pvp karma implants had mutated him so severely at that point that he was unable to hold the level 10 character in his hands. He wept as Adrian's corpse fell to the fugue, killer controlled by the very DMs who ruined his life. And then he banned himself.
[5:51 AM] LealWG: Do you wash them with hotdog water
[5:51 AM] LealWG: or with sandwhich water
[5:52 AM] xXxHot_Dog_Wizard69xXx: neither because im not gross
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Pool: "can we all agree people who don't capitalize and punctuate their sentences are the worst"
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