GIMME YOUR LUNCH BAG!

[The Old Hack]

So, there I was, walking peacefully through the desert with my pack ox. All of a sudden this ogre RISES UP FROM THE SAND and immediately whacks my poor ox dead. I admit I did not take kindly to this big bully so I fought back, eventually resulting in...





It took a LONG time but I finally killed it. The worst part? The cheap bastard didn't even drop anything! Not a potion, not a medicine bag, not even a dryroot! Sheesh! >.<

[Valo56]

That's because the only bandits worth killing are those with DIRTY HAIR! He is bald.

[Pigadig]

Valo speaks truth.

[Bobbybrown]

never travel alone, or with a lunchbag

[Pool]

Lunch-bag theft is becoming a more common sight. Ymphian Fire-Flies have turned to desperation.
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