The new thread. Try not to make this one suck, guyz.
Starting off with a bang, probably one of the best PC deaths I've ever had.
Quote[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Hm-
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Your name..?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *a grimace, his mustache bristles, peering up at Keel*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...Ebb... Eban.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he regards him with no small trace of fear*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Well-
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Y'- Y'come t'butcher me like t'other two?
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You accompanied Pyotr Ign-
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I'm sorry. You're to be executed.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he blinks a couple times, his crusty eyes flapping slowly*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...that jus' ain't fair...
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Why?
thing t'object...
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I 'ardly even 'elped! Please, c'mon! I'm t'only one o' the bastards what were there who did a single thing t'object...
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You aided in the slaughter of four-hundred gnomes.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [He glances around]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I didn't... I didn' realize we were tryin' to wake up t'appetite.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [Sighs]
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] How old are you?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I ain't a kid...
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I jus' don't wanna die in here like a fuckin' pig! Please! All I wanna do is kill t'chosen.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A shuddering sigh]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I'm good at it! I can 'elp! I wanna make it better, dammit!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he gets on his knees, crawling toward the door* I'll fuckin' grovel!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he throws himself at the ground on the in side of the door*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Jus' gimme a break!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [He stares down at Eban, his expression invisible]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I hate th'chosen! I hate 'em! Why th'hell would I 'elp wake up th'appetite if I knew?!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Then why the hell did you aid in killing all of those gnomes?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was tellin' th'other guy... I just ain't th'best o' judgin', y'know? *he peers pitifully up at Keel*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I've read your statement. Private Uson felt that you expressed no remorse.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Grunts.] This is another of the murderers?
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] That you understood what you were doing and you did it for a mere thousand coins.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I thought it was just merc-work, somethin' what ain't a big deal - and then it was--
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was answerin' his questions!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] If I didn't 'ave any fuckin' remorse I woulda ran when he asked me t'come here.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I sure as 'ell wouldn't o' walked in all peacelike.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Apparently you attacked him.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth drops open* I... I 'it 'im a couple times, yeah...
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Bah, more lies!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A sigh]
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You almost had me. I was about to release you.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Now I realize that your words are only lies.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I ain't! I ain't lyin'!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I think that you are.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A sigh]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Same as others, my friend? [His tone is rather dull.]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he shifts up onto his knees, grabbing the bars,* What! Whattya want me to do!?
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Same as the others, Sergeant.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Take care of it, please..
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I just wanted t'make it better! I wanted t'come 'ere and--
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Snaps.] You start by thinking before you -MURDER-!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth drops open at Antonov*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I've a few words for you, Mister Luralen.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Mayor Bresley wishes you to know that there is Sun enough for all in the next life.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Pray that you do not waste your next chance.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Sergeant, take his last words and record them.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...ain't fair... *he sniffs*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Looks down at Eban.]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] You have something to say?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth works uselessly for a moment*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he peers up at Antonov a few moments longer, a sigh, he croaks* Don't let th'fuckin' chosen win. I'm beggin' y'.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] You do wicked thing, I pray you find way to find another way in the land of spirits.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I wanna find another way 'ere!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] It is too late for that!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Why!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] How many you help to kill? Maybe three hundred, maybe more?
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] For what?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I barely even got three arrows t'find purchase. *he sniffs*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] The gold of creatures that will bury our city and our peoples?!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] On your knee, please.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was unconscious half th'damn fight...
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Take a knee!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he gags a bit, going down on his knees, he clings to Antonov's leg*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Kicks him away roughly.]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] The spirits find mercy on your soul, you get none here.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Grunts, cleaving off his head.]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *dead eyes stare out uselessly from the bloody head*
Ky'ran Sunblaze, (Thomas_is_wise): If you play EFU, you're loonie.
"Legend speaks of the ultimate QA... one where the PCs stand perfectly still while the monsters come to them. Many believed it lost with the server conversion."
"But few know the truth. The legendary QA remains down below in the ruins of Dunwarren, waiting to be taken by a group consisting of two to eight characters ranging from levels four to ten."
"The Way will be dangerous my brothers and sisters, but take it we must, in order to tell our children and their children of it."
Yeah, I kind of don't like how I can't remember anyone's name.
I am gonna make a rastafarian half orc named Jefui Feeja Iugua, and go and grief Fong with a greataxe in rage.
THE DOORMAN STOLE YORU WALLET
Like, somebody walks up to me with 4 or 5 apostrophes in their name, that's a pretty good clue I at least know them, but I can't remember what I did with them.
Zeriq Izmasbel?
Ismazbel
It's crazy good as a name but
I can't remember how it goes.
The names are usually pretty cool individually, but there are so many that sound similar and then I get characters mixed up.
Or maybe I'll be making my next character Jack Hoff
Mike Rotch'adel'zhar!
XD
Auvrysaenyriryr!
Zigg Urnat
Dickbag McLollorstein
They call him "Dickey"
They call him "Dickey"
When you wake up from those kinds of dreams, just ask, "What Would Cail Durris Do?" and scowl up through the cieling at God.
I'm going to share my misery with the world.
ARRGGHHH!
OKay so
I went on this amazing date with this one girl
Who owns a sandwich shop next to my university
And we all went there, had a great time, talked n shit
Had some great sandwiches
And at the end she leans over and we kiss
...Then I wake up
Fucking DREAMS
AHH!
I'm like... seriously sad
She was so cool.
Man
Damn it
Ugh
Guess I'll play EFU now
I once had a dream with subtitles.
How do I tell him? How can I say?
...
I had that dream too...from the other way.
:(
Stardog I love you...
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They're hardly secret. The elves know about them and think they're an embarassment.
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I sense secret op wars >_>
dont tease me jasede ...
Isn't that what they think about humans, Alyssara?
weird
* Jasede nibbles p00d33m earlobe.
no exploration exp anywhere all the way through to undervault
Wait, oh, not that kind of tease.
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=/
HAHAHAHA
Sweet
Jack Thompson has finally been Disbarred
Awesome
good adrenaline XD
How did it go, BoneScreech?
Got ganked
Yo dead?
Yep
You might be sad now, but think of the hatred and bloodshed our demises will cause <3
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DangerousDan versus Snoteye in....
OP DM wars.
Its like Star Wars, if it had no budget.
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<@Snoteye> Amazing.
Nawti. Pwn illum.
You can do it!
I am him >_>
...
Then pwn yourself
>_<
XD
I probably could, if he wasn't so darn handsome
I've been meaning to post a few memorable scenes where other people do good stuff. Here is the first, a funny one:
Quote[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Vhen vee arrive at the city, vee head North to an area rumored to have orogs.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *pipes up* Is going to kobold-city to make great offerings to mighty Shadow Death?
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Erm, no.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] I fear we are not, this time. We have an important task to see to.
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] I would make such an offer, if he would meet with me himself.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] What is important task?
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Glances at Grigorii]
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *beady little eyes gleam with earnest curiousity*
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] The most grave. Vee go to save vun's soul.
Boat Kobold: [Talk] Sllktka! Stop bothering passengers, yip!
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *peers back through his helm, eyes cold*
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Chuckles to himself] It's quite alright, Captain.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *his tail drops, shoulders hunch, and his eyes tear up a little at the chastising*
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Save soul...?
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *turns to peer out over the water*
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] Someone is cursed, we go to save them.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] It is not my place to say more, though.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] CURSED.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *trembles and shivers*
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Slttka once suffered from MIGHTY curse.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] Mm.. What was that?
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Mighty, mighty mighty curse!
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] Slitka get curse from female?
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] [chuckles]
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Curse upon bowels. Could not pass for long time! Finally great shaman broke curse.
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *looks back to the kobold, shaking his head*
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Vee have arrived, no?
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Raises a hand to his helmet, trying to muffle a chuckle]
Kobold Illusionist: [Talk] Yip! Mighty greased pole of un-cursing!
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] Yeah.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] We have.
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] Ouch
[Nandemo] Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] It must have been quite painful.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *whimpers* Mighty Shaman did not grease mighty pole enough.
[Nandemo] Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Ahh, Loviatar would be pleased.
[xxWhisperingWindsxx] Lisianthus Graymouse: [Talk] *raises an eyebrow*
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] *laughs hysterically*
Boat Kobold: [Talk] "Here we are!"
For those that weren't there, guess the DM...
"When a Hound Archon says turn back, it's a good idea to listen to him."
- Luke Danger to William Synder as William informed Danger of the Montezzi's aquiring the mirror.
No more naked dancing drow chick god?
There will always be a naked dancing drow chick god in EfU. WotC be damned
Wwind just asked me about kobold boobs in a PM!
pfft ... you wished I asked you about such things Pyth
" Are you sure kobolds don't have boobs?"
" I have close-up pics of kobold boobs in my private collection"
" Pyth I want you, madly!"
" Almost as badly as I want you. Run away with me"
" I want to have your wee breastless kobold babies"
ya got me pyth ... can't think of a suitable come back
There is no comeback to that
That was your hiroshima
XD
Quote from: xxWhisperingWindsxx;89814 ya got me pyth ... can't think of a suitable come back
There is no comeback to that
That was your hiroshima
XD
I'd say Japan's in a pretty damn nice spot now after being nuked twice. Anyway!
Quote I don't see the DOW going below nine thousand.
So you're saying that the DOW will stay at somewhere
OVER 9000?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
( Memes, ugh.)
Myrka: DIE HOUSE BEAR!
After encountering the friggin' HUGE bear in *spoiler*.
Thuldorn Razorbeard after having his hand cut off, and being posed the question whether it was healing well.
Thuldorn Razorbeard: Pah, flesh wounds like this ain't killing nobody.
I want to make the Golden Hammars a friggen 4 foot ARMY!
You know the Mithrilsouls of old EfU were very much that, right?
- Egon the Monkey and me having a quick tell chat
Gekko
Hello Gekko
GEEK
* thomas|IC Is only acting out because he has nothing to kill
* Ommadawn stabs thomas|IC
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
<_<
I slapped...
Ommadawn with my..
Last BREATH!
* thomas|IC turns into a GHOUL and DEVOURS all of you
FINGERS FOR BELLY
RAWR
...
Did you have your corn flakes this morning thomas?
Nope
I had Honey Combs
Brings the worst outta me
Really? I never noticed.
First time I had it in a year
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
:O
* Ommadawn flees
* thomas|IC slaps Ommadawn around a bit with a large trout
* thomas|IC chases Omma like an Old Woman Trout wielding Ghoul intent on assuaging his Hunger
Oro is on a letter sending rampage, he's single handedly deforesting the island
Oh, dude I caught the most embarassing typo
Oh?
I almost finished a sentence with
..., Ms. Howland
Then I realized
HIGHWIND
DELETE DELETE...
That would've looked bad on Bell. XD
Ages ago I died while exploring, snoteye came to the rescue.
Me: [Tell] This may sound kind of lame, but is there any chance You would be willing to grant me a mulligan on L3? My stealth dropped to a point where I cannot sneak back now :(
[Me: [Tell] I will recite some sort of epic tragic poem if need be to earn it. :(
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] I'm afraid I cannot break policy for that. :/
[Me: [Tell] Not even if it's a really epic poem? :o
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] Not in advance, no. <.<
[Me: [Tell] I got XP for cutting something's head off once. Could I pull some lumberjack shit? XP for impresive treesmashing skills? :P
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] You are not going to make 1k XP from chopping down trees. :P
[Me: [Tell] It was worth a try.
[Me: [Tell] Shouldn't trees have a high CR? I mean they are massive and have a pretty nice DR. .
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] But they're immobile.
[Me: [Tell] They can crush you with a falling branch.
[Me: [Tell] Or attack you with allergens
[Me: [Tell] +4 vs sinuses
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] :P
*dies again*
Me; [Tell] IMO you're missing out on some quality lumberjacking.
[DM] Snotfaec : [Tell] :P
Quoting yourself should be illegal. Cruzel. You coward.
Can we have a rule in this thread that you can't quote your own quotes?
(Although, technically Cruz was quoting Snoteye)
Ugh, two pages in and the Gods of Humour have already forsaken this thread.
the dogs of humor
Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of LOL.
Yes, please, can we not quote ourselves, people? Ourselves as in our own punchlines?
I agree Oskar. It's like I said:
Quote from: lovethesuit;91231Quoting yourself should be illegal.
Honestly
my next wizard
isnt going to be fat.
honestly
all the hate on my fat wizard. ):
I dunno.
I don't hate your wizard.
Since when was it ok to insult fat people in FR setting?
People insult everything
Alot of people hate him because of his weight!
Religion, weight, race...
Gender.
Im all for gender religion and race
but why weight!?
Quote from: "Caddies" Yes Thomas the Younger, you were a major tard when you rocked up here.
[The Peeper] Alysarra Nolten: [Party] sex
[Frostilicious] Aravae Kethryllia: [Party] >_>
[Ommasaur] Celedril Moonfang: [Party] // :O
[Frostilicious] Aravae Kethryllia: [Talk] //sec
Alysarra Nolten: [Party] FFS. I meant Sec..
[Ommasaur] Celedril Moonfang: [Party] // suuuure you did
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc178/OskarMaxon/OroAndMagForLyfe.jpg)
I was all like, "omg fuk heart attack."
And it was all like, "mawhawhaw."
And then it was all, "*pukepukepuke.*
Rukmini [Tell]: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the Trogs of war!
Morva and Nickless can both die in a hole.
:o
strong words
What? :(
what have they done to invoke your wrafff?
He voted agin me.
I don't even know who he plays!
No I didn't!
I voted for you
Did too!
Because I love Highwind so much.
It's an open vote, I can see your name in the No pile.
You lying sack.
WTF?
Grawr
I blame, Sternhund
You're a liar and a thief.
I thought it was supposed to be a secret ballot!
lol, nickless is busted
BUSTED
No Nickless.
Busted.
I mean, ICly.
Nickless lied, caught on tape
.....I'm not going to make the claims Cruzel has, but I was into Martial Arts in high school, and despite going to an all-girls Catholic High School, I did get in trouble for fighting a few times. -_-'
<@Calculor> ok you guys all blow
* Krunto is now known as Kiaringfightnext
<+Alyssara> I was a Freshman at my school, and hazing was a sort of tradition. I was kind of a quiet kid, a nerd and a geek obviously, who kept to myself.
* Kiaringfightnext is now known as Krunto
* illuminaughty is now known as IHopeThereAreBoobsInThisStory
* Krunto is now known as LolPopOutAndPulledHair
<@Calculor> anymore name changers get kicked and banned
<@Calculor> and miss the tale
<@Calculor> do so only if you want to miss out on bp battle
<+Alyssara> This bitch of a junior girl decides to make me her little pet project. Catholic school girls in a non co-ed school can be really fucking horrible, but I ignored it for the most part. Until one day I was sitting at this table on a small raised landing(About say, five to six feet on a patch of grass above ground).
<+Alyssara> Well she comes up behind me, doing her usual shit, and I ignore it until she pours her drink on top of me. So I stand up, and she yanks the necklace I was wearing, breaking the chain. Well, it was a gift from my grandmother, who had died five years prior to that, so I was really upset....so I uh.....
<+Alyssara> Elbowed her in the jaw hard, kneed her hard in the abdomen, and she fell off the landing and broke her tailbone. -_-'
<@Calculor> Wow.
* whysoserious is now known as fellorpushed
<+Alyssara> The only reason assault charges were not filed is the dean determined she'd done enough that it might be considered that she assaulted me first.
* GrendelzZzZz is now known as needsmoarboobs
<@Calculor> ok Alys.
<@Calculor> As a reward-
<+Alyssara> It was more pushed, she was really close, and I kneed her pretty hard LTS.
<@Calculor> You get to talk politics.
* needsmoarboobs is now known as OMFG
<@Calculor> And no one else can speak.
<@Calculor> Haha
<+Alyssara> I was hoping for the experience reward. :(
<@Calculor> Haha
<+Alyssara> I was hoping for the experience reward. :(
<@Calculor> that's right you pieces of shit
<@Calculor> joke is on you
* fellorpushed is now known as obamaisablackman
* LolPopOutAndPulledHair is now known as Krunto
<@Calculor> CALCULOR WINS
* IHopeThereAreBoobsInThisStory is now known as CalculorGiveMeGardeningXP
* Kiaring is now known as OnceMoreWeAreVictimsOfCalculor
<@Calculor> ok Aylssara.
* Cruzel is now known as knowsitsbecausehe
* OMFG is now known as TheHorror
<@Calculor> Go for it.
* OnceMoreWeAreVictimsOfCalculor is now known as AndHisGrudgeAgainstTheWorld
* knowsitsbecausehe is now known as doesntknowhowtochangeit
<@Calculor> Tell me about the economy,
<@Calculor> What is wrong with Obama's plan?
<+Alyssara> Calculor. The sad part is, I'm all politicked out, I don't want to talk anymore about politics. :(
* doesntknowhowtochangeit is now known as Cruzel
* AndHisGrudgeAgainstTheWorld is now known as FATULOR
* obamaisablackman is now known as lovethesuit
* TheHorror is now known as KitchenForBeerPls
<@Calculor> Please, I will not argue.
<+Alyssara> Two hours against the entire chat room will do that.
<@Calculor> Only listen.
<@Calculor> And so will all these nice people.
* FATULOR is now known as CalculorYouSpitefulLittleMan
* CalculorYouSpitefulLittleMan is now known as ReleaseUs
* Cruzel is now known as DrewcarrryIMO
* bobel|bedtime is now known as IActuallyLikedTheStory
<+Alyssara> I say you ban whoever called you Fatulor.
* Dashorama is now known as LOVE
* DrewcarrryIMO is now known as Cruzel
* Krunto is now known as lol
* ReleaseUs is now known as FATULOL
* CalculorGiveMeGardeningXP is now known as FATULOR^2
<@Calculor> no it's cool
* lol is now known as ihopetheyfight
<@Calculor> BP...
<@Calculor> If you don't talk politics...
* FATULOR^2 is now known as CalcisCrushingonBP
<@Calculor> Conservatives politics...
* ihopetheyfight is now known as calcwantsacrackatthat
* IActuallyLikedTheStory is now known as CalcAndBPSittingInATree
<@Calculor> I fear I will have to voice Cruzel.
<+Alyssara> Alright fine.
<@Calculor> And no one wants that.
* FATULOL is now known as NO
* NO is now known as CrimesAgainstMankindimo
* AKMatt is now known as LOLNOTCRUZEL
* CalcAndBPSittingInATree is now known as PleaseDont
<+Alyssara> Conservatives as well as liberals, would undoubtedly be happier living in the kind of world envisioned by the left.
* lovethesuit is now known as Imnothavingfun
* calcwantsacrackatthat is now known as reelherincalcyoucandoit
* LOVE is now known as Idontmind
* CrimesAgainstMankindimo is now known as ThankYouAly
* Imnothavingfun is now known as ImGoingToBlowUpASchool
* ImGoingToBlowUpASchool is now known as ShoutingCalculor
* ThankYouAly is now known as Fatulor
<+Alyssara> Very few people have either a vested interest or an ideological preference for a world in which there are many inequalities.
* ShoutingCalculor is now known as GunningDownChildren
* Fatulor is now known as FatulorIsADamnGoodNickname
* GunningDownChildren is now known as YouWillBeToBlame
* LOLNOTCRUZEL is now known as AKMatt
* Idontmind is now known as Dashulor
* FatulorIsADamnGoodNickname is now known as Kiaring
* YouWillBeToBlame is now known as I_LTS_WillBlowUpASchool
* KitchenForBeerPls is now known as DarthFatulorIMO
<+Alyssara> Even fewer would prefer a world in which vast sums of money have to be devoted to military defense, when so much benefit could be produced if those resources were directed into medical research instead.
* I_LTS_WillBlowUpASchool is now known as lovethesuit
* reelherincalcyoucandoit is now known as Krunto
* DarthFatulorIMO is now known as DefineDefense
* DefineDefense is now known as HereItComes
* Kiaring is now known as LessBSMoreConservativePolitics
* LessBSMoreConservativePolitics is now known as imo
* Cruzel is now known as VoicemeSheisStalling
<+Alyssara> It is hardly suprising that the youth of America prefer the left. The only reason for rejecting the left's vision is that the real world in which we live in today is very different from the world that the left perceives today or envisions for tomorrow.
* PleaseDont is now known as MoreMilitaryOffenseIMO
* VoicemeSheisStalling is now known as Cruzel
* imo is now known as Kiaring
<+Alyssara> Most of us learn from experience, but experience is what the youth are sorely lacking. "Experience" is often a fancy word for the mistakes that we belatedly realized we were making, only after the realities of the world made us pay the painful price for being wrong.
<+Alyssara> (In case anyone is wondering, yes I am stalling by quoting Thomas Sowell.)
<@Calculor> ah
* Illuminaughty is now known as anythingisbetterthanmccain
* Cruzel is now known as Cruz|Knewit
<@Calculor> sorry bp
* Cruz|Knewit is now known as Cruzel
* Calculor sets mode: -v Alyssara
* HereItComes is now known as ThisIsAnExcellentUseOfMyTime
* Calculor sets mode: +v Cruzel
<@Calculor> ok C-dog
<+Cruzel> Woot.
<@Calculor> tell everyone about martial arts
<@Calculor> and your skills
* Kiaring is now known as ShotgunSuicide
* ShotgunSuicide (MOTH@dm-28934.dsl.telesp.net.br) has left #EfU
* Vlaid is now known as Ihaveastoryaboutabusingpower
* lovethesuit is now known as ihaveamartialartsstory
* +Cruzel (Flux@dm-33466.cpe.mountaincable.net) has left #EfU (Nah.)
<@Calculor> wow
<@Calculor> That actually worked!
* vlaidssoundsbetter is now known as mememe
* Ihaveastoryaboutabusingpower is now known as Whyothermutingchannel
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* Whyothermutingchannel is now known as Ifeveryonecannickchange
* Cruzel is now known as LolSpurned
* MoreMilitaryOffenseIMO is now known as bob7el
* LolSpurned is now known as Cruzel
* Calculor sets mode: +b *!*@dm-33466.cpe.mountaincable.net
* mememe is now known as lovethesuit
<@Calculor> damn
* Cruzel was kicked by Calculor (lolbanned)
<@Calculor> without cruzel i guess we just have LTS
* Calculor sets mode: +v lovethesuit
* lovethesuit is now known as iactuallydohaveastory
* iactuallydohaveastory is now known as lovethesuit
<+lovethesuit> oh shi
<@Calculor> ok go for it
<+lovethesuit> Okay.
<@Calculor> i am getting a burger
<+lovethesuit> I'm not a party animal or nothin', so I've only ever been to a bar once in my life.
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<+lovethesuit> Once was enough for me, because the place was shitty.
* ThisIsAnExcellentUseOfMyTime is now known as PleaseStop
<+lovethesuit> :( And I ended up getting into a bit of trouble
* bob7el is now known as DoTell
* Ifeveryonecannickchange is now known as Vlaid
<+lovethesuit> So I was a little drunk. Again, my first time being drunk. Not a pleasant experience in my opinion, but that's only my opinion. And so I was on stage singing Suicide is Painless, karaoke style
<+lovethesuit> And I had the crowd cheering afterwards. I'm not good but I'm okay.
<+lovethesuit> Which is more than you can say for most people that sing karaoke.
<+lovethesuit> So I'm getting off the stage and all of a sudden this guy shouts out Have you ever even seen the show?
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<@Calculor> wow
<@Calculor> That actually worked!
* vlaidssoundsbetter is now known as mememe
* Ihaveastoryaboutabusingpower is now known as Whyothermutingchannel
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* Cruzel is now known as LolSpurned
* MoreMilitaryOffenseIMO is now known as bob7el
* LolSpurned is now known as Cruzel
* Calculor sets mode: +b *!*@dm-33466.cpe.mountaincable.net
* mememe is now known as lovethesuit
<@Calculor> damn
* Cruzel was kicked by Calculor (lolbanned)
<@Calculor> without cruzel i guess we just have LTS
* Calculor sets mode: +v lovethesuit
* lovethesuit is now known as iactuallydohaveastory
* iactuallydohaveastory is now known as lovethesuit
<+lovethesuit> oh shi
<@Calculor> ok go for it
<+lovethesuit> Okay.
<@Calculor> i am getting a burger
<+lovethesuit> I'm not a party animal or nothin', so I've only ever been to a bar once in my life.
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<+lovethesuit> Once was enough for me, because the place was shitty.
* ThisIsAnExcellentUseOfMyTime is now known as PleaseStop
<+lovethesuit> :( And I ended up getting into a bit of trouble
* bob7el is now known as DoTell
* Ifeveryonecannickchange is now known as Vlaid
<+lovethesuit> So I was a little drunk. Again, my first time being drunk. Not a pleasant experience in my opinion, but that's only my opinion. And so I was on stage singing Suicide is Painless, karaoke style
<+lovethesuit> And I had the crowd cheering afterwards. I'm not good but I'm okay.
<+lovethesuit> Which is more than you can say for most people that sing karaoke.
<+lovethesuit> So I'm getting off the stage and all of a sudden this guy shouts out Have you ever even seen the show?
<+lovethesuit> Apparently my version was not quite close enough to the version from M.A.S.H.
<+lovethesuit> Fuck him.
* DoTell is now known as FuckHimUp
* PleaseStop is now known as WillThereBeBoobs
<+lovethesuit> So I get down off the stage, pick up a bottle in my hands and just chuck it across the room underhand
* Dashulor is now known as badass
* anythingisbetterthanmccain is now known as Illuminaughty
<+lovethesuit> And start walking towards him. He gets up, backs off a bit, then comes up because hey, barroom fight, fun for the whole family, why not
<+lovethesuit> And so we're staring each other down, me about as fat as the wind and with crazy long hair and a beard
<+lovethesuit> Him with
<+lovethesuit> Um
<+lovethesuit> Muscles
<+lovethesuit> And friends
<+lovethesuit> With muscles
* badass is now known as thisisagoodstory
<+lovethesuit> :( But me with kenpo
* Vlaid is now known as CarebearstareIMO
* WillThereBeBoobs is now known as kickToTheFaceImo
<+lovethesuit> And so we decides to do that little turny thing, and then go for the sucker punch
* FuckHimUp is now known as StealHisKnife
<+lovethesuit> NO knife
<@Calculor> haha
<+lovethesuit> So he rears back his fist
<@Calculor> steal his knife
<@Calculor> classic shit
<+lovethesuit> :( And then the whole thing explodes, I dunno who did it but somebody hits him with a shot glass
<+lovethesuit> And it's like everybody was waiting for it to happen
<+lovethesuit> I get shoved off balance and fall over a table, he gets socked in the jaw by what looked like one of his friends???
<+lovethesuit> I keep trying to get up and some guy is laughing and just pushing me over with a chair
<+lovethesuit> And I'm drunk so I can't get my balance
...
#EfU Cannot send to channel
<+lovethesuit> But from the floor let me tell you, it was a very interesting fight
* kickToTheFaceImo is now known as BestFightEvar
* thomas|APPED is now known as HelpIamdead
<+lovethesuit> So I finally get home
* StealHisKnife is now known as bob7el|lol
* HelpIamdead is now known as Logintoaid
<+lovethesuit> And I tell my mom, hey, first time at a bar and I got in one little fight
* Logintoaid is now known as orIwillKillyou
<+lovethesuit> She got scared
<+lovethesuit> And said
* BestFightEvar is now known as BELAIR
<+lovethesuit> UR MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR
<+lovethesuit> I WHISTLE FOR A CAB
* thisisagoodstory is now known as iknewitr
<+lovethesuit> AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
<+lovethesuit> THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH
<+lovethesuit> AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
* iknewitr is now known as okaymyturn
<+lovethesuit> IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE
<+lovethesuit> BUT I THOUGHT
* CarebearstareIMO is now known as Epicbelair
<+lovethesuit> NAH FORGET IT
<+lovethesuit> YO HOLMES
<+lovethesuit> TO BELAIR
<+lovethesuit> i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and yelled to the cabbie
<+lovethesuit> YO HOLMES
<+lovethesuit> SMELL YA LATER
<+lovethesuit> looked at my kingdom
<+lovethesuit> I was FINALLY there
* okaymyturn is now known as Dashulor
<+lovethesuit> to sit on my throne
<+lovethesuit> as the prince of bel air
<@Calculor> haha
<@Calculor> haha
<@Calculor> relish it fuckers
<+lovethesuit> But yeah the fight was still going on when my friends convinced me to leave
* BELAIR is now known as CalculorWillPayForThis
* Ommadawn|work is now known as Ommadawn
<@Calculor> yeah its cool to make fun of calc
<@Calculor> NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE
<+lovethesuit> So all of a sudden the cops pull up behind us as we're a block away because apparently someone was drunker than me
<+lovethesuit> And turns out they pulled a knife
<+lovethesuit> Two people got very critically stabbed
<+lovethesuit> Like srs
<+lovethesuit> At least -4 hp
* bob7el|lol is now known as IThoughtYouSaidThereWasNoKnife
* CalculorWillPayForThis is now known as WhatAboutFaceKicks
<+lovethesuit> And the guy was shouting apparently, where's the fat guy, where's the fat guy
<+lovethesuit> And holy shit am I glad I got the shit out of there.
<+lovethesuit> :( But I've never gotten in a fight in my adult life
* Dashulor is now known as AreYouAnAdult
<@Calculor> is caddies here?
<+lovethesuit> I just lost my temper and got two people stabbed
<@Calculor> we'll assume he is
<+lovethesuit> -_-
<@Calculor> can you tell me about anime LTS?
<+lovethesuit> HELL YES I CAN
* IThoughtYouSaidThereWasNoKnife is now known as bob7el
* WhatAboutFaceKicks is now known as Mercy
<@Calculor> thanks : D
* AreYouAnAdult is now known as ICanToo
<+lovethesuit> Okay
<+lovethesuit> Let's start with my list of favourites
<@Calculor> Sure.
<+lovethesuit> Contestants for favourite all-time anime:
<+lovethesuit> Spice and Wolf,
<+lovethesuit> Genshiken,
* ICanToo is now known as BetterHaveGurenLaganOnIt
* Mercy is now known as ICanArrangeForHookersCalculor
* ICanArrangeForHookersCalculor is now known as MakeItStop
<+lovethesuit> Hidamari Sketch is pretty good but really artsy you know
* bob7el is now known as PrincessMononoke
<+lovethesuit> They never use the same art style in two episodes
* BetterHaveGurenLaganOnIt is now known as WhatAboutZetsuboSensei
<+lovethesuit> I never finished it, it's not on my list
* PrincessMononoke is now known as bob7el
<+lovethesuit> Lovely Complex was actually made into a life action movie
<+lovethesuit> Which is awkward.
<+lovethesuit> Genshiken was good because it was all about nerds and otaku
<+lovethesuit> And it was the first manga that I ever read
* WhatAboutZetsuboSensei is now known as GurenLaganIsBest
<+lovethesuit> Runners-up:
<+lovethesuit> Kamichu,
<+lovethesuit> Magipoka,
<+lovethesuit> Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu,
<+lovethesuit> Gakuen Alice.
<+lovethesuit> Kamichu is also really good, about a high school girl who wakes up one morning and it turns out she's a god
<@Calculor> LTS
<+lovethesuit> Yes Calculor
<@Calculor> I think we all want to hear about Lovely Complex.
* GurenLaganIsBest is now known as SchoolRumble
<@Calculor> Can you indulge me?
<+lovethesuit> Okay
<@Calculor> Thanks.
<+lovethesuit> Lovely Complex is about well
<@Calculor> Listen up everyone!
<+lovethesuit> It's about two high schoolers that are in love, except they're each got a height complex
<+lovethesuit> The girl is insanely tall, and she wants a tall guy
* Epicbelair is now known as Everyonespamcalculor
* SchoolRumble is now known as IThoughtTheyWereSiblings
* Everyonespamcalculor is now known as Wewillnotbeopressed
<+lovethesuit> The boy is really tiny, and only wants a short girl
"OnceMoreWeAreVictimsOfCalculor is now known as AndHisGrudgeAgainstTheWorld"
Amazing!
If you cared enough (I assume most didn't) to read through that, you'd have seen that I was the author of that particular little nugget of invaluable intarwebz wisdom.
"* AndHisGrudgeAgainstTheWorld is now known as FATULOR"
Still my favorite.
age shouldn't matter, but moral righteousness should!
Quote<@ninelives> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kBYm3orog
I like that, statesecrets
That's a good song
I like at the beginning when it's all like
fwoosh downwards
R
E
D
D
R
A
G
O
N
zoom in
whoa dere a robot dere
film is rollin
lines on a screen and then like
oh shi here come da sparks
whats he lookin at oh shi
lazers oh yeah now i'm groovin
whats he lookin at, whats he shootin lazers at man, i dunno
lets find out
oh no way, you dont find out, you go in his brain
oh hey man, hawt chick made of gol
gold
just chill out cuz ur a robot
floating past saturn
past nebula
oh shit
more robots they be like
playing command and conquer
but you dont care, you're watching a leg
yeah baby
kick that shotglass
do the robot
by which i mean me i am a robot
angry eyes
OH SHIT SKELETON ROBOT COWBOY
fuck his shit up, you a robot girl, you don't take that
lets hold hands against the world
OH SHIT NOW THERES A BUILDING, its huge
pan up
and we jump out of it, slam, crackle
oh yeah, i can fly
look at each other while flying
...
what the fuck
now we're back to makin' some
thing
Kotenku, I'm telling ninelives what I like about the video he linked
film's back, screen lines, lzer's back
more sparks. oh shit. what're we doing
lol
what you lookin at robot
oh. whoops. back into his head. then we're all like
i think lovethesuit's a pretty cool guy. eh acts crazy and doesnt afraid of anything
zoom in
oh shit
two guys fightin
lazer swords
yeah robot lazer sword guys
fight that other guy
oh shit, you know, it's a knife fight
their arms are tied
we just chillin
you and me, gold robot babe
i smile a bit
you smile a bit
you say something
then i put my hands on your ass
what?
oh shit
we're on the spinning part of the floor
the one that spins. i like that
you smile more and i see teeth holy shit
robot teeth look good
how are mine
see
oh shit
drink fight
1 2 3 4 i declare a drink war
clink
BAN PLEASE
slosh
begin!
the war is on hold
it is time for the dance
Disco
Nightclub
lets bust out of this shit, yeah, kick that door open
you dont even care, i grab your hand and we run
i talk to my wrist, hoyl shit, twhats that in the shadow
OH LIGHT
theres my car
EYB
now we are driving very fast
but i can fly so
i dunno
maybe i get a kick out of using gas
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its pretty cool, it's a standard, so i shift the gear
im drivin, its pretty cool. i smile, you are like :O
oh shit
no way
i ran a red light
other cars spin out. you like oh shit, holding on to the dash
but I'm like :D I don't even know
;D
FLOOR IT
oh SHIT
OH
GOD DAMNIT CRASH
SLAM
BOOM
sorry
mushroom cloud from a car collision
i like wasting ALOT of gas
i'm like
orz
and you're all twitch twitch
hooooooooooooooh shit
ohhhhhhh no oh shit your head fell off
your eyes aren't even '_' theyre -_-
im liek
noooooo
like
darth vader
oh shit
its your head
zoom back
its your gold robot babe body
throw the switch
lights go around
*pensive*
*electric*
*full frontal leer*
eyes come up like
'_'
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH SHIT
it's over
And that's what I really like about your video ninelives.
LtS, what happened to:
Quote from: lovethesuit;91231Quoting yourself should be illegal.
(I can agree that should be quoted though, but don't bring us another wave of "I'm fun, look what I said."-quotes. Please?)
Elpido Falconsight: You just lost to a wizard in melee combat, granted he is the most adept wizard I've seen in close quarter combat.
after I defeated a level 2 character pure rogue with a 1 fighter/3 wizard w/spells in a sparring match.
I have yet to titter uncontrollably. More IC funnies, less random IRC quotes...
Reactions to Nickless becoming a DM.
Quote I blame Thomas.
hihi
HOW IS IT MY FUALT?!
You acknowledged it first, Thomas. Iff we had all stayed very still and not moved.. it would have gone away.
lol
omg
Quote I am being serviced multiple times a day.
...
yes, it's exactly what you think.
[01:57] I am a fascist blackguard.
[Senhagad to Lafanay] Next time don't throw trash in my room.
[Senhagad] Take it outside you Lazy Git.
Drama in the Hanged Goblin
xD
we dont care
he woudl rape you anyways
Senehagad discovers Kawurachi has been leaving trash in his room.
[Senhagad to Lafanay] Next time don't throw trash in my room.
[Senhagad] Take it outside you Lazy Git.
[Kawurachi] *Coughs weakly*
Drama in the Hanged Goblin
Contrary to popular belief, I was quoting a conversation I had IG.
putrid wanna come to my place
I can tell really good bed time stories
yes plz
tuck me in too
teh gay
Cruzel.
I hear you're a raging homosexual
confirm/deny
confirm
lol
[chases screaming goblins around]
"Come here and get whatss coming to yoou!"
"Gooood. Now pull down them britches"
[cue creepy fiddle music]
So, so wrong...
[03:57] Thomas mocked my new chars name. =(
[03:58] Yes
[03:58] It sucks
[03:58] MANFRED
[03:58] sounds like
[03:58] you know nothing
[03:58] Manfred > Thomas.
[03:58] It means Man of Peace. <_<
[03:59] lols
[03:59] Thomas Means I will Kick Warren_oates' ass
[03:59] * thomas|IRC slaps Wern8 around a bit with a large trout
[04:00] * Warren_Oates stomps on thomas|IRC
[04:00] "The boy's name Thomas \th(o)-mas\ is pronounced TAH-mas. It is of Aramaic origin, and its meaning is "femininity".
[04:01] lol
Manfred is a kickass name IMO. <3 Lord Byron
Please to be having more quotes where Thomas is -NOT- quoting himself, his quotes are as funny as pulling teeth from a dead horse.
Continue the quotes!
`op
Grr
`op
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Nickless
* Nickless sets mode: +b *!*@87.127.12.935
* Nickless was kicked by Nickless
About to enter a jergals run with senhagad, zeresan, harner and some others
zeresan: hey look i found a doom preacher outside, i thought i would bring him along for comical value
Kared: oh for.... not him again
Krunto: DOOM! it comes faster than you can imagine through the water!
Senhagad: Likes a sshark? speak to it of these shark demonss!
Harner: bloody madmen..
Kared: i hope a mummy eats his face....
Senhagad: No! he must tell it of these shark demons! speak pink skin!
Krunto: DOOOOOOOOM!
Kared: comical value? do you think it would be wrong to pray for someones swift death?
*A halfling is ported onto the Zig via Teleport*
Aaron Rand: I knew it!
Aaron Rand: I told ye'!
Aaron Rand: The portal's got a hin-fetish!
Did everyone slip into a coma???
I think so
Wow, I've seen it quiet...but never this bad before...... HOLY HELLS>
* WWind streaks, stopping a moment to wiggle
* Sylvyr giggles and swats WWinds butt as she wiggles
* WWind giggles with a wink
holy hell ... they are dead
Yup.... no doubt about it... DEAD I say.
* Sylvyr cries
you two acting like whores isn't exciting anymore
>_>
* WWind smacks TRB around a bit
no more cookies for you TRB
Who?? Acting like a what??? I don't think so.....
continues quiet protest to post interesting IG logs rather than IRC banterQuite old, but still a scene I have wanted to share for a while. A "verbal joust" between priests of Ilmater and Loviatar.
Quote[Scene: The School of War, Sanctuary. Shade (Merum), Grigorii, and Cadmon had been sparring and praying to Loviatar. Elym enters looking for Shade who had recently started consorting with Cadmon.]
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I am Asclepius Elym, servant of Ilmater.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] [nods]
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Ahh, yes, while Pain is my name, you relish in it yourself.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you really want to help people?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] And you are a foul, fork tongued one indeed to be taking advantage of one such as her *motioning to Shade*
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *clears his throat, about to speak, but waits*
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Oh really now?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Indeed I do, which is why I teach them the truth about people like you.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I know your kind well.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] A few darks ago, she was weak, her friends abandoned her, yet I stood by, I helped her. I respect her.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you you?
Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [nods]
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Hmm?
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you show her respect?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Indeed... you do not respect her, you see her as a potential pawn, something to be molded and shaped as you see fit.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Or are you like that Drin who refuses to call her by what she prefers.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I show her more than respect, I show her friendship and compassion
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I want her to be strong, you want her to be weak.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] She gets friendship and compassion from me. She get little from you.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You would rather she cry in her room never to leave it.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] That is no way to live.
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] The Maiden has given her strength.
Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [nods]
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You wish to cry for her? You go in your room and cry.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] And you would rather she flick pain upon herself rather than face her past.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] That's no way to live either.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] She is coming about, she is facing it more than what you can ever do for her.
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] That is vot the Master said, the Ilmater vont to keep the people veak.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Grigorii* The Maiden only teaches her to wallow in even more pain, she does this though lies and deception.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I am a Healer, I heal people, some people have physical scars, many, many here, especially here have scars on their souls.
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *somewhat sternly* Vee do not lie, vee do not trick.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I know this, and you are no healer, you are a seducer of victims
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] No lies, no deception, I do not lie, I do not deceive.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] You do not tell them the costs of the path they take!
Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [tilts her head slightly]
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I do not kill, I heal. They must overcome their fears in order to live freely, in order to be truly alive.
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *eyes firm, he looks from one to the other*
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Sure it seem like to road to control and salavation, but you don't reveal what it inevitably leads to until it's too late
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And your path leads to weakness, there is little room for weakness miles beneath the surface.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] It leads to only more pain... for oneself and for others
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] And you vould have everyone deny that pain. The pain is the fact.--
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] --Life is pain.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] There is not weakness to be found in my path... you have heard only the dogmatic lies of Loviatar, I do not expect you to understand.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Pain is with us as soon as we are born, we accept it, we live with it, you wish us to deny life itself.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Just as you do not understand Loviatar?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Oh, I understand her quite well...
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] If you really did, you would not say such lies.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Tell me, what have you done for the people of Sanctuary?
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I have been healing the people here for some time now, mostly in Lower I would say.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] They are not lies, they are merely what you already know once you strip away the veneer of the "nobility of pain" or some such.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You see, I have come to understand pain quite well, the scars of battle the ravages of sickness and poison, it has made me a better Healer.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Child, I was bringing hope and easing the suffering of the people of lower when you were still learning to flog yourself properly!
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Do not think that the honied words you see fit to toss around casually to others will work so easily with me.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] For a fighter must practice to be able to defeat a goblin, pain is involved, yes? You deny the fighter his practice?
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] He must learn to fight, and while that happens he gets hurt, no pain , no gain.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Yes, yes, I have heard all this nonsense before.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And ignored it without a proper answer then too?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Poor analogies, flawed logic, and a pleasant demanor may fool a few of the unenlightened, but they carry little weight with me.
Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [to Asclepius] I tried things your way. It just pushed Drin farther away.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Should we protect our children from the pain of growing up? They would not function in the world.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Merum* I told you Drin... is more complicated than that.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Cadmon* Still more rhetoric?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Haven't you had enough?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Does your jaw simply not tire?
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Then vot old man, do you tell us to deny pain?
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Is that vot you preach so simply?
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Pain is thing to be endured for noble causes, lessened where ever possible and inflicted never if it can be avoided.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] There are better ways to live than to beat on oneself to prove you are still alive.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Or to revel in needless suffering.
Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [cracks her whip against the stone floor]
Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *looks from Elym to Cadmon and back*
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And that is why the whole of Sanctuary runs to you?
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Because they like your better way.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I do feel sorry for you, old man.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *sighs* For your information I didn't come here to verbally joust with you, I came here to see Shade.
Asclepius Elym: [Talk] You are in fact of little interest to me.
Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And to force her to listen to your pithy words, now that is torture.
[Cadmon and Grigorri walk away leaving Asclepius and Shade]
[SIZE="1"]Note: edited slightly, typos corrected[/SIZE]
I enjoyed that sooooo much.
:twisted:
That's Mister Honorary Smurf Sir to you.
Samual Seils: This is garbbage, where'd you even find a rat this big?
Vurju, Sinsterly Beared Goblin advisor: Hehe. We fed him. . . halflings.
SO FRIGGEN FUNNY!
Sorry Erg ... but I'm still laughing!! ^.^
Yes, goblin assassin!
Tracked him down cold
doh!
Rolled a 47 track on the last one
you lived right??
niiiiice :D
It told me what he was wearing
And that he hadn't paid child support in a year
lol
Oh yeah
lolol
Dump Thrakar: *frowns* The rain makes me smell bad.
Bella Cys'varine: [snorts] It's not the rain
Quote from: "owned" (((((((CORE))))))))
<_<
shutup idiot
[11:38]
Star Trek.
[11:38] Let's discuss Star Trek.
[11:38] elven are pretty etherial beings ... no way they gona scruw a human ...
[11:38] Estimated time until Scotty joins discussion
[11:38] 3
[11:38] ..2
[11:38] ...1
[11:39] ....GO!
[11:39] Woo, half-vulcans. Nevermind that apparently their blood is different colors.
Captain Karzen "Dogshead" Fyoris: //Jesus, I hate these scripts.
What will you do if you win Scotty?
Dance on his grave.
Invite me kthxbai
I will not win, it is impossible.
But what if you do.
Although if it was possible to win, and I did, I would remove his organs and put them in jars, and bury him with all but one jar.
what a diss
<@Calculor> Hey Daniel.
<@DangerousDan> Hello Andrew.
<@Calculor> i have a question about efu
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lulz
lul
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mister dan i still have a question
<@Stargaze> `op Calculor
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`op
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<@DangerousDan> `deop Calculor
<@Calculor> nuuuu
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<@Stargaze> `deop DangerousDan
it is cool
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`op
<@Stargaze> wat
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<@Stargaze> `op Calculor
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<@Calculor> i have a question about efu
<@Stargaze> jajaja
lol
DM FIGHT
DM FIGHT
<@Calculor> no i just want to ask a question
<@Calculor> dan can i ask a question
<@Calculor> about efu
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OORFL
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WOLOLOL
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<@Snoteye> I will answer your question, honey.
<@Calculor> ok snoteye
<@Calculor> dm snoteye sir
<@Calculor> can i play a serial cat rapist???
<@Calculor> is that allowed?
<@Snoteye> gtfo
<@Calculor> ???
wtf
:D
Where am I sending the Turkey and gravy Griff?
LETTUCE
my pants
nice..... you want turkey and gravey in your pants.... that is a new way to eat it..but if you insist.
lol
[blinks]
wow ... this convo went weird
Goblin Assassin: You is not use STRATMERGIES?
Goblin Assassin: Is no problem.
Qamora: It is a very civilized thing to do indeed to share healing supplies with adventuring companions.
Goblin Assassin: I am EXPERT STRATMERGIST.
Brom Webber: Great *says with sarcasm*
Zacho Dattias: I see.....
Niessen: V-Very good, Sir.
Levity: *looks at the goblin with gravity* Aye some of our companions seem adverse to strategems. *carefully does not look to the bard*
Goblin Assassin: Yes. Will use expert STRATMERGY skills to bring great victory.
Zacho Dattias: I say
Levity: Bravery we have in spades, though. *sighs*
Brom Webber: *smirks keeping his head low*
Goblin Assassin: Is first off!
Zacho Dattias: More big gold.
Goblin Assassin: Men who are bleeding!
Goblin Assassin: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Goblin Assassin: [Stuffs the BIG GOLDS down his loin cloth. They fall out]
Levity: Perhaps you'll put the surplus gold in your boots?
Goblin Assassin: [He does not seem to notice]
Goblin Assassin: First STRATMERGY.,
Niessen: [Cringes, watching the goblin and it's subsequent mess]
Goblin Assassin: If is bleeding-
Goblin Assassin: Make not bleeding!
Levity: *listens with interest despite himself*
Brom Webber: *laughs under his breath*
Brom Webber: I'm starting to like this goblin.
[Levity Heals Brom]
Brom Webber: *nods* Many thanks.
Goblin Assassin: [Screeches like a grotesque, midget drill sergeant] WHY IS BLEEDING? MAKE NOT BLEED!
Levity: Done. One non-bleeder.
Goblin Assassin: iS GOOD.
Goblin Assassin: Is now bring SOLIDERS!
Goblin Assassin: With BIG weapon.
Levity: Soldiers...?
Brom Webber: Sounds great.
Goblin Assassin: Who is carrying BIG weapon?
Levity: Indeed. if ratehr implausible.
[The goblin moves to Ashby]
Goblin Assassin: Is you!
Brom Webber: *nods* True.
Goblin Assassin: [Pelvic thrust]
Levity: *sidles up to Brom and whispers*
[The goblin moves to Qamora]
Goblin Assassin: Is you!
Goblin Assassin: [Massive double pelvic thrust]
[The goblin moves to Brom]
Goblin Assassin: Is you!
Qamora: Such excellent manners.
Zacho Dattias: uhm
Goblin Assassin: [No pelvic thrust]
Zacho Dattias: Me be shamans.
Zacho Dattias: so no warrior.
Zacho Dattias: I am shaman.
Goblin Assassin: Ok! Is show BIG WEAPONS.
Goblin Assassin: Not YOU!
Goblin Assassin: Him! Lady wear dress.
Brom Webber: *tilts his head*
Goblin Assassin: Is bow! You bring out BIG WEAPON.
Levity: *regardign the goblin bemusedly*
Goblin Assassin: BIG WEAPON!
Brom Webber: *shrugs*
Niessen: Y-your axe, Sir.
Levity: I think he wants to see tyour axe, brom
Brom Webber: I was trying to avoid this.
Goblin Assassin: [Screeches with joy]
Goblin Assassin: Yes! Yes! Is use that.
Niessen: [Cringes at the screech]
Goblin Assassin: Big weapon TROOPERS!
Brom Webber: Thanks for the help Levity.
Levity: Though the fact that you chose not to use that is probably why you're still alive, brom. *chuckles*
Goblin Assassin: Make POWER LINE!
Brom Webber: *chuckles*
Goblin Assassin: To MEEEEE!
Ashby Snyder: I like him
Goblin Assassin: POWERLINE!
Levity: Where are the soldiers?
Brom Webber: Just great.
Qamora: Powerline.... of course.
Goblin Assassin: Is you!
Zacho Dattias: Ashby....
Zacho Dattias: Powerline.
Levity: Oh...*heart sinks*
Brom Webber: Powerline of course, didn't that just get someone killed.
Goblin Assassin: You three! Is front!
Levity: i...see
Goblin Assassin: You! You not BIG TROOPER!
Brom Webber: If I die, I'm coming back to haunt you Levity.
Levity: Ah, Tymora, smile on us now more than ever. *closes his eyes fervently*
Goblin Assassin: You must being-
Levity: Why me!?
Goblin Assassin: GOBLIN ARCHER.
Ashby Snyder: so will i
Levity: *looks bacvk at the goblin*
Zacho Dattias: *laughs amused*
Goblin Assassin: Goblin ARCHERS! Behind BIG TROOPERS!
Levity: Ok. *nosd to the goblin* That i can do.
[The goblin moves to Mathaius, who is unarmed]
Goblin Assassin: [Screeches, jumping up and down]
Goblin Assassin: WHERE IS BOW!
Niessen: [Cringes again in response to the screeching]
Zacho Dattias: He is shaman to.
Methaius: Right...
PapaMidnite has left as a player..
Goblin Assassin: Shamans need BIG BOW TO PLINK PLINK PLINK!
Zacho Dattias: Where so badass we dont need a bow.
Levity: I've got a slign if you think you can use it without clockign yourself int he head?
Qamora: *softly* The goblin fancies itself a master strategist, just listen to it for now and it may be able to help us below.
Zacho Dattias: Thats how magical we are.
Goblin Assassin: You is best be shooting arrows from holes!!!!!!
Zacho Dattias: I shoot magics.
Goblin Assassin: I am RELENTLESS MASTER STRATMAGIST. Will stab those STANDING IN BATTLE.
Brom Webber: *nods*
Zacho Dattias: Lets go.
Goblin Assassin: Is clear?
Brom Webber: Alright then,...master..
Goblin Assassin: Follow!
Zacho Dattias: Fight and stuff.
Levity: Crystal.
Niessen: Y-Yes, Sir.
[The group goes in]
Methaius: We're going to die.
Levity: Don't forget Plan B, Brom. Niessen.
Brom Webber: Right.
Niessen: Y-yes sir.
Goblin Assassin: Who is being best SCOUT?
Goblin Assassin: Need SNEAKY GOBLIN ARCHER.
Zacho Dattias: We know whats ahead.
Levity: Well, I asuppose that would be. *resigned sigh* Or perhaps Niessen.
Niessen: I'm V-very quiet, S-sir..
Brom Webber: Levity
Brom Webber: Job opportunity.
Levity: Splendid.
Goblin Assassin: hM!
Brom Webber: Indeed.
Goblin Assassin: Small one is fat.
Levity: Lots of job security too.
Zacho Dattias: We just have 1 more chamber to clear.
Goblin Assassin: Must sneak upon many children!
Goblin Assassin: And eat them!
Levity: If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.
Brom Webber: *chuckles*
Goblin Assassin: Is likely best scout.
Brom Webber: We will.
Brom Webber: don't get lost.
Goblin Assassin: Is give good report!
Niessen: [Frowns slightly]
Goblin Assassin: Is have healings? Is have bottles of COMBAT MAGICS????
Qamora: None here!
Brom Webber: No have healings.
Niessen: N-no, Sir.
Niessen: O-only a f-few.
Ashby Snyder: me neither
Goblin Assassin: Is mostly for BIG GOBLIN TROOPERS.
[THe goblin drops some potions]
Goblin Assassin: Take! Is use at RIGHT MOMENT.
Levity: *clears his throat to gain attention then salutes the goblin, not very ironically*
Goblin Assassin: Yes! IS REPORT, GOBLIN ARCHER.
Brom Webber: *chuckles*
Levity: The immediate vicity is clear..>Er Sir. And the trapped bridge and the corridors beyondd. i did not go further
Goblin Assassin: Is make BRIDGE UNTRAPPED!
Levity: *shakes his head and grimaces* This posion has muddled my mind. I'm nto up to the task.
Niessen: I c-could do it, S-sir.
Goblin Assassin: Fat goblin archer! Is UP TO THE TASK????
Niessen: Y-Yes, Sir.
Brom Webber: Oh dear.
Goblin Assassin: GO! Is pretend traps are delicious, crying babies.
Goblin Assassin: AND WILL SURELY SUCCEED.
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I love Mort.
RANDOM OUT OF CONTEXT DOUBLE ENTENDRES!
IRC
17:09 MorvaCONCEPTING dude let me see it. I'll poke you
17:09 MorvaCONCEPTING poke poke poke poke
In game
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Mister Keyquarry Gets Irate
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Badger badger badger.
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<@Sternhund|SternhundFan> MortFans are like... IRC STDs
Calculor> what are we making wern
<@ScottyB> CG heroes, probably
Garagos goblins.
Calculor, Goblin Cleric of Maglubiyet
"Elient 25th, 0800 Hours. Jack Bauer spawns out of no where and kills a bagillion orcs!"
Do it
fuck that
i want the full wern experience
CE Cyricists. There is too much peace in the settlement, too much unity. Too little...
CHaos.
James Byrdeye: Kelian, don't bother trying to convince him. His skull is thicker than full plate.
*LATER*
Kelian: James, his skull is thicker than enchanted full plate.
James: How do you think he survives all those orc attacks?
- what me and Dr. D's characters think of Llewellyn's thickheadedness.
Probably the only time we'll ever agree.
This next one is OOC, so I'm going to use
James: Over my dead body!
James: No, over my cold, dead, animated body.
Kelian: Dead Animated Body
- some OOC chatter (Kelian (Dr. D) typed his a second after I entered mine.
Egon: I think I'll randomly hostile people with my PC's now to spread fear and confusion.
Luke: That'd be cool, especially if it sent the Colonial Goverment into a titty.
Egon: [Drops Party and sets Luke to Hostile] *Ganks Him*
Luke: *In a Impenetrable Guard Fortress*
Luke: *Guns Egon down with a machine gun as he tries to gank*
Egon: Fuck you. I'm getting a AT-AT as DM loot, Mort promised
Luke: lol, I'll get a X-wing with proton trops
Luke: Decap and it's down.
Egon: Yeah those things REALLY needed AA turrets
Luke: In those days, deisgners put in stupid flaws that aces could exploit.
Kiaring: basically God answers his phone and upon hearing Wern's voice, goes, "SHIT NOT THIS GUY AGAIN."
Cluckyx:C-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWG SHABDEEBABBALOOODEEWAP WAP WAP WAAAAAAAAAAH
core: lol
core: wow
Egon: Cluckyx, have you been sniffing paint thinners?
Cluckyx: Yes
Cluckyx: But what of it
Cluckyx: THEY ARE THE SOURCE OF MY POWER
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Good afternoon Howland
HOWLAND
Howl
I quit my job, that is why I am unemployed.
Hello Dash-snuggles
Dash-snuggles?
hello sir.
...who are you?
dash is no way snuggly.
What have you done with Howland?
I am so snuggly
lies.
He is pretty snuggly
He's Sumo Snuggly.
carebear snuggly?
more like scarebear snuggly.
dude
I invented snuggly
EWWWWWW
the best part of that is probably
I quit my job, that is why I am unemployed.
I wanted to blow up sewertown and lower completely, but no one liked my idea :D - Did you hear the Dresden Strategem I had planned?
MithrilDragon: no
Well.
We were gonna get a lot of oil.
Isn't Dresden a city in Germany?
And a lot of alchemist's fire.
yes it is an incredibly tasteless name
And throw all of it into Lower from Upper.
It really is.
<3 md
But I already said it, and I figured it's not making me -more- of a bastard.
mkay ... so I have a twisted sense of humor ....
<@Johannes> And if I catch you retards sneaking past a ban, I will feed your testicles through a paper press.
Mylin|TrAnCeD: If someone puts a child in the microwave, people will say "what an evil bastard"
JollyMole:<_>
pyth:Well yes
pyth: One is helping people
pyth: One is microwaving a child
Walking to the store and seeing a woman choking to death. You know CPR but you are in a hurry, so you walk past = non-good :)
stuffing an extra sandwich in her mouth = evil :)
ADD:
18:28 Howland, who has been your favorite e-girl so far?
18:29 ...
18:29 Wait for it...
18:29 ...
18:29 Mine's Caster or Ommadawn tbh
18:29 O_o?
18:29 TRB imo.
18:30 Caddies is just a few beers away from finding out Caster's true gender
18:30 I am thinking Skrillix, personally.
18:30 And not really caring either way
18:30 PeachesNCreamEFU
18:30 lool
18:30 lol wat
18:30 I'm pretty sure Caddies knows I'm a guy...
18:30 waaaaaat
18:30 I hope
18:30 You are?
18:30 ...
18:30 lolcaster
18:30 lol
18:30 (No, she's not)
18:30 Ah.
18:30 Caddies: you gotta be kidding me.
18:30 Stop fucking with me!
18:30 What?
18:30 Or maybe the notoriously female EFU DM.
18:30 "sherry"
18:30 Duh
18:30 According to many a player.
18:30 ...lolza
18:31 Dude I thought sherry was a girl for the longest time.
18:31 ffs
18:31 Honestly.
18:31 "hey howland sherry spiced my quest today, and she totoally killed us"
18:31 Me too.
18:31 Lol
18:31 XD
00:44 Mylin|TrAnCeD:Walking to the store and seeing a woman choking to death. You know CPR but you are in a hurry, so you walk past = non-good :)
00:44 Mylin|TrAnCeD: stuffing an extra sandwich in her mouth = evil :)
00:44 JaydeMoon: Anything that isn't actively evil but aids evil through non-action should move you toward neutrality if you are on the good side of the axis.
00:44 Caster xD
00:44 pyth What if you take the sandwich from her mouth, and then eat it yourself?
00:44 pyth You saved her life, but you did steal the sandwich
00:44 Staring_Death Anything that isn't actively evil but aids evil through non-action should move you toward neutrality if you are on the good side of the axis. -- same things goes for the opposite.
00:44 Crim then cops chase you for stolen property
00:45 Mylin|TrAnCeD that's chaos + good
00:45 Mylin|TrAnCeD ^_^
00:45 pyth And perhaps the single weirdest act in history
[18:27] DRDude: Well
[18:27] DRDude: Has thomas taken it to the max?
[18:27] DRDude: ill leave the others to answer that.
[18:27] *** Cluckyx has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[18:27] greenergrass: No.. that is a good point
[18:27] greenergrass: Carry on
[18:27] Ommadawn: <_<
[18:27] MindMaster: DrD > Thomas ?
[18:27] thomas|IRC: I don't even know what it means to take it to the Max.
[18:27] thomas|IRC: I dislike extremes, <.<
[18:28] DRDude: I rest my case
Seeing as people whine so much about too few IG quotes:
Quote[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *sniffle*
[CCAGS] Lerzon Burtz: [Talk] [crosses his arms, leanding against he pillar]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *wails*
[FatalAddiction] Aerestien Tirqua: [Talk] {Leans lightly on his spear} What lessons do you have to teach in the hunt?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *dabs at his eyes with an old rag*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] G'dark, Mr Riddle
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] 's troubling news. Really troubling.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Good dark, Mr. Blogs.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I only wish that I could've been there m'self when... when...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] What happened anyway?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] I'm sorry to have to tell you, but Varlam drank a poisoned potion.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] He took his own life.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] H-he...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] No. No, that's...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Why?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Why did he do it?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Shakes head.]I do not now, no one does.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I gave him a gift a long time ago *bites his lip*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] A scroll which can raise the dead. He should still have it. We can... can bring him back, a-and talk him outta it.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] He held a speech saying he had done what he intended to on the council, and that he was resigning, then he drank the potion.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *lip quivering*
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Shakes head.]All has allready been tried to bring him back.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] I'm sorry.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He ain't coming back, then?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Shakes head.]No...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *wails*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] S-sorry. I need a moment
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Can I jus' sit down here?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]Of course.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Th-thanks.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Did you know what Mr Nikitovich did f'me? And for m'wife?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] No, please tell me if you wish.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Hands him a note.]This was his last messege. //pmed.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He gave me a job at the Office of th'Treasurer, when I was financially desolate. M'wife and I were lucky if we were able to eat on any particular day
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Thanks *creases his face into a quivering smile*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' then we could eat.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] We could live in a home
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' Mr Nikitovich didn't stop there.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He b'came my close friend.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Helped me through all sorts of trouble. Whenever I came to him with more difficulties, he'd always lend a hand.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] And so, when I was blackmailed by some horrible woman, he helped me understand that it all meant nothing.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He saved my marriage.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He really did save my marriage. I dunno where Jo and I would be today without him
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Listens, keeping eye contact with Joe, every now and then giving a sympathetic "mm" or a nod.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' when I was ejected from the Office of the Herald, nothing changed.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] There was a time when I was really desperate, like.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Went into Lower Sanctuary
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Pats him friendly on the back.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Was really poor again, so we went an' threw our lot in with Mr Ledskir as an accountant.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Actually, Jo didn't know at the time
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *frowns*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] So anyway. Mr Ledskir. He made us do horrible, horrible things. An' he was essentially holdin' m'wife hostage.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I had to get out.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] So I went to Mr Nikitovich, an' he laid out everything for me.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He was the first person I went to about it
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] So we created something of a rebellion down there.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' we found the Spellguard, an'...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] And we tried to take them down.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] But it backfired, and all the Ledskir were breathin' down my neck.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] But Mr Nikitovich wouldn't have wanted me to give up, I told m'self -
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] And I remembered a pair of potions I received from a late Councilor
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' I drank them, and I jus' managed to squeeze away, with Battleload Jr snappin' at m'heels
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] But my wife. She was in danger
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Y'see, just earlier, Mr Nikitovich offered to have her kept safe at the library.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] She'd get to do her charcoal drawings, jus' like she does at home.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] I see.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I didn't listen. I thought that it would be too dangerous to risk having her seen coming out
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' I really regretted it. Here I was, safe in Upper Sanctuary. And at any moment, they
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] would have crashed down the door to m'house in Lower, and siezed m'wife.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] But you got her out, right?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] So we took a team from Upper Sanctuary, consisting of the Spellguard. Did I tell you that Mr Nikitovich got me friendly with the Spellguard?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Yeah. Yeah, we did.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] It was a real team effort
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Good. [Nods.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] This group of brave men and women. They distracted the Ledskir
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Yes, you told me.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' that Associate. Associate Blimfrickten
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He went around behind and extracted her
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] We got offered a place to live in the Machine Zone. An' we accepted. Soon after, Mr Ledskir was gone. Jus' a bad memory.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Mr Nikitovich continued to be m'best friend.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I gave him a special potion t'protect himself.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' many days back. I gave him a scroll
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] So that if either he, or m'self, or gods forbid, m'wife got in a twist -
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] We'd help each other out.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]Mhm.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Looks like I could've done a better job *sniffle*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] It ain't fair at all
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I knew that the Council was a bad idea for him
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I told him that he'd need to be really careful. There was like... a curse or something, in that maybe 90% of Councilors died as Councilors
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Looks like the biggest threat to Mr Nikitovich was himself
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I still can't understand it
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Why he'd take his own life
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods slowly.]I don't think anyone can.
ScottyB [DM] : [Tell] I've got to go; I can do some creative accounting so that Joe gets 100 GP later on, but not today.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Mr Nikitovich was a great man. A great man.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]Yes, he was.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *blows his nose loudly*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] What are the plans for the funeral?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] He wanted to be cremated, he said in his will. And his ashes will be passed to the spellguard, as he dictated.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] But the funeral -
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] What's happening with that?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] He needs t'have a funeral.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] The mausoleum caretaker will be holding the ceremony in about a day now, yes.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Of course he will.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *nods firmly*
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] You had a thought about how he would have wanted it, you wrote?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Yeah. A book donation box. We can encourage everyone to leave something in the box, and the box can be donated to the Library.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] 's always been important to him. The books.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Mmm. Well, maybe more recently than always
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]It's a good idea. I will talk to the caretaker about it.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] An' I think the Library might need financial support too
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Don't worry about Jo and I. We can take care of ourselves.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Donate the money he left with us to the Library
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Take this too, in fact.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] He left 250 for the library, and the rest for you, Joe.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *frowns*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Did he?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Yes.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] How much is the rest?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] So says his will.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Shakes head.]I do not know. I've not got an answer from the treaurer.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] *treasurer
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] About how much his account holds...
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Maybe we can put it to some kind of fund.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] What do you have in mind?
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *scratches his sideburns thoughtfully*
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] I'd need t'think about that
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]Of course, take your time.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] It really is difficult to do justice to everything that Mr Nikitovich did for us
Herald Jafar: [Talk] "Yes! I greet you."
[Seksmisja] Tobias Bross: [Talk] I have a package for you from a dwarf cook.
Herald Jafar: [Talk] "Ah, excellent. That would be my pie. Give it here."
[Seksmisja] Tobias Bross: [Talk] Here you are.
Herald Jafar: [Talk] "Good! My thanks, have this gold. Clerk Cleidt may also have an errand that needs seeing to."
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] All of us. Not jus' me.
Clerk Myrta Cleidt: [Talk] "Well hello there! Are you up for an errand?"
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods slowly.]Yes.
[Seksmisja] Tobias Bross: [Talk] Certainly.
Clerk Myrta Cleidt: [Talk] "I just need someone to run this paperwork over to the Spellguard Tower. Deliver it to Operative Miller, and he'll reward you."
[Seksmisja] Tobias Bross: [Talk] I'll be off.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Hold onto the money for me? I'll get back to you about it.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Allright, if you so wish.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] Meanwhile, is there anything else we need t'talk about?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] No, just let me or the caretaker know if you come up with anything about the ceremony.
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *nods* Thank you, Mr Riddle, sir.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] You were his closest friend, I think, you should know best what he wanted.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Gives him a warm smile.]
[Arcane_Magi] Joe Blogs: [Talk] *smiles back, then shambles away morosely*
QuoteSheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] You've come for Highhill's goods, then.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods.]
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] [Gazes at Marten, his eyes steely, intense, and unnerving]
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] If I can ask, sheriff, is his death a certainty?
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] It is.
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Not to pry into your investigat-
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] [nods]
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] The majority of his belongings will be kept by the city.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] As shall all of his gold.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] [Clutches his desk, eyes daring Briars to challenge him]
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Those are the terms of the councillor's will?
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Pardon me, Sheriff, but that is not what the will said.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] No, it is not.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] It was -I- said.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] The city needs the coin more than this man, whom I have never heard of. It will have it, and he will understand.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] There are some mundane belongings of his that you might keep. Speak to Timmons.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] And get out of my office.
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] My name might be found a few times in past reports of the Watch's sergeant, sheriff.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] [His gaze is intense and frightning]
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] Leave. -Now-.
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Certainly.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] Excuse me, sheriff, but my work is based on the fact that the last wishes of the dead shall be fulfilled.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Nods. and backs out.]
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Leave it be, clerk Riddle.
Sheriff Azrus Azzam: [Talk] [Cracks his knuckles, and you remember the rumors of Azzam snapping a woman's neck publically]
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] [Shrugs.]
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] I'm very sorry, Briars.
[Oskar Maxon] Riddle: [Talk] I was not expecting this.
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Can't say I'll much mourn what I never had.
[Dolorous Edd] Marten Briars: [Talk] Can't say I'm surprised either, clerk Riddle.
03:58 pyth check this out stern
03:58 pyth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG5-ZuUG_Zk&feature=player_embedded
04:02 Sternhund Humoresque, I'm guessing you're Big Chocolate?
04:03 pyth oh he's big chocolate all right XD
04:03 pyth BIG CHOCOLATE
04:03 pyth XDXD
04:04 Humoresque|Applicating Big Chocolate is what my mom calls me.
04:05 pyth ting> Big Chocolate is what my mom calls me.
04:05 pyth ;aklshf
04:05 pyth WTF
04:05 pyth WTFWTFWTF
04:05 pyth Oh
04:05 pyth My
04:05 pyth Gawd
04:05 pyth I'm speachless humor
04:05 pyth speachless
04:05 pyth wtf
04:06 pyth You live in virginia or something?
04:06 pyth Big Chocolate is what my mom calls me.
04:06 pyth Sig'd
04:06 pyth 100% sig'd
04:06 pyth I might even submit that to bash
04:06 Humoresque|Applicating -.-
04:07 Oskar_Maxon lol
04:07 Sternhund Submit that to fmylife.com
04:07 Sternhund My mom calls me Big Chocolate. FML
04:07 Sternhund That's pretty Humoresque. :P
04:07 Stargaze .............
A corrupt ranger would be awesome
Moander's portfolio is...twisted imo
"Psst. Ranger. Lead my group into a bear-cave so I can loot them"
* RwG slips the ranger a 20$
[Vittori Malorva used War Horn]
*the crowd goes flying and KD'ed*
Rob Darkspell [Talk]: *watches the crowd go flying like Stygians in the afternoon.*
Eliner Helder [Tell]: WHAT?? LOL
[note: Posted with Helder's permission]
Ladies and gentlemen, Big Chocolate strikes again.
[21:04] Girlfriend: Hey, y'know. I'm not going shopping for another hour. Your parents aren't home, we should maybe, hangout? (Codeword) Me: SORRY ON DM QUEST
Armsman Noilin: [Looks like the Zenherim National Anthem was played on him with a pair of clubs]
This so warrants posting here, nice idea RwG! Best official letter I've ever seen!
Quote from: Random_White_Guy;123847In what appears to be a commonly sent out form letter, a few things are circled (In bold) from various multiple choice options, as you read the letter
Greeting Citizen,
We are (Glad-Sorry) to hear of your recent (Gain-Loss) at the House of Sharboneth.
As the Governor is a busy man we will take your (Advice-Request-Death Threat) under strict consideration. Know however that it will take some time for us to get return word to you as we are most busy.
In the mean time it is suggested that you (Kindly go walk off a ravine-Please wait patiently-Find someone who cares) to allow us time to see to your task.
We wish you the best of luck with ( You endeavor- Your foolish attempt at treason-Other (Specified below)
Other:(scribbled in a fine hand) Returning your friend to life.
From the Desk of Clerk Janette,
BigChocololol BK BURGER SHOTS
10:43 Johan_Maxon What's that?
10:43 BigChocololol Mini-burger
10:43 Johan_Maxon Oh.
10:43 BigChocololol from burger king
10:43 derf they are really stupid
10:43 Johan_Maxon Why mini-burger?
10:43 Wiggyboy Mini...burger?
10:43 BigChocololol so cheap
10:43 derf that is what i am asking
10:43 derf OK
10:43 Johan_Maxon Biggy burger, I'd order.
10:43 derf because like a couple american burger places
10:44 derf are making this shit
10:44 Wiggyboy what kind of advertisement campaign did they run to convince you people buying tiny burgers is a good thing?
10:44 BigChocololol hot chicks wanting to have sex with you because your burgers r cute
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Sometimes, Potatoes just aren't the solution
Relinquish picking the worst possible time to log out ever:
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Grim.
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Shit just got real.
wat
In reference to Chang's Diner...
I should make a health-inspector character...
I wonder how long it would take before he got assassinated?
Or made special of the day list <.<
Furious Wern's soup shop tbh
What'd he sell, Torm soup?
Ah ha.
Bingo.
Torm-ato soup
S-tyr fry
oh geez
Oh oh
Helm-burgers
omg
that's hilarious
lol and you can have Dim Sune
Duuuuuuudes, IG quotes:
Jonathan Stoud buys amulet of Gruumsh. Elf don't like. Elf tell story.
Quote[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] The story I have to tell you, is of the human child Benjamin.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] [Nods]
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Benjamin were of good parents, and however short his n'tel'quessir life would be, it seemed it would be bright and full of goodly deeds.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] He grew up as a strong boy, an exemplary in manners. Yet one day, as he rode alone down the path from his home, he saw something glinting in the sand.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] He thought at first it must just be the sun reflecting in the face of a stone, but he reared his steed in, and dismounted.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] [Nods, looking interested]
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] He kneeled to the ground and swathed some of the dirt away, revealing a ring of oh, such beauty.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] With a tissue he polished it until it gleamed as the sun on the years brightest day.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Of gold it was made, the new treasure found. It was a simple band, but for an inscription in a tongue long forgotten.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Young Benjamin was intrigued by this ring and its inscription, so he put it on his finger, and sat up to ride to the nearest city -
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] There he found a man of wisdom and knowledge, to divine from wence this ring had come.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] The aged man first looked at the ring with much interest, but soon his expression turned to horror, and he pushed the ring away from himself, as one would a burning iron.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And he spoke to the boy; "See this ring destroyed, good boy, for it is of great evil, and else this evil shall taint your noble heart".
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And the boy Benjamin was stunned by the older man's words, and he swore he would destroy the ring, as to not spread the evil within it.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Tell] Sure thing
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] He pocketed the ring and left for home, where he directly made his way to the manor's smithy, where he sought to throw the ring into the forge, for its magics to dissipate as it slowly melted in the heat.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Yet when he stood there, the boy most noble of heart, he hesitated.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] For while he rode to town to divine the ring, he had bourn it on his finger, and in this while, its evils had already sought themselves inside him, little by little twisintg he mind and heart.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Though he knew that he should destroy the ring, he never did. He said to himself that surely, the old man could not be right that such evils could be held in this ring.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And as beautiful as it was, he wished to keep it. Still, there was fear in him, brought rightly so by the old man's words, and he dared not wear the ring, but kept it in a box underneath is bed.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] However, when alone at night, he would open the box and take out the ring, admiring its glimmer on his finger in the candlelight.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And little by little, further of the ring's evil tainted his heart, twisting him, charming him until one night, he looked at the ring, and he wanted to see it again, in sunlight , as he saw it when he found it.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] So he kept it on his finger.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] His family had planned a journey that very day, to the Great City, and as they rode there, Benjamin finally had the time to properly admire and enjoy his find.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] In his eyes, the ring gleamed more beautiful than the eyes of a young maiden, its surface smoother than the maiden's skin.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] [Nods]
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Now on this fateful day, as the family neared the City Gates, an old man came walking the road, in the opposite direction of theirs.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And on this fateful day, it so appeared that this man was the same that had divined the mystery of the ring, and as he saw how young Benjamin was obsessed with it, his heart was gripped by horror.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] So he stepped into the middle of the road, and he halted the riding men and women. Benjamin's father, a noble knight and favoured by the goodly deities asked the man why he didstopped them then and there.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And the old man spoke up and asked, to Benjamin and his father both, why the boy had not destroyed this ring of great evil.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Tell] My friends an I are going on a quest. Is this tale almost over?
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Tell] Yes, just a couple of minutes.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Jonathan
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] I will be one more minute Mastiand.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] Await me outside.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Is this really that important
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] It intrigues me to hear the end.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And the father asked his son, calm in voice and manner, why the boy had not done the noble act of ridding the world of this evil. However, he did not see fault in his boy, but simple asked him to turn the ring over, so he might destroy it then and there, by the might of his God.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] However, young Benjamin had worn the ring for near a full day now, and his heart was completely turned by its foul magics, and in his fathers request he saw only how his ring was being taken from him.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Im sorry sir but my friend has to go
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] So he rejected his father, and when the father heard this, he was mightily suprised.
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] One moment Mastiand.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Hurry it up then store
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Sir*
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] He ordered his son to turn over the ring, just as a son should follow his father's word.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] But Benjamin did not.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] HURRY!!!
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] [Frowns] Be quiet, human.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] Hurry up Elf.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] His patience now lost, Benjamin's father took the ring by force, and he dismounted to see the ring destroyed.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] Yet as he did so, rage flared in Benjamin's eyes, his blood aflame with hate.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And he drew his dagger, and as his father knelt in front of him, he plunged it into his back, to reclaim the ring as his own.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] And so, by spilling the blood of his family, he sealed his faith as a servant of the evil power who had once forged the ring, forever dooming himself to serv -
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISH STORY
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] JONATHAN WE LEAVE NOW
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] I see wisdom in your words elf. I will see if I can reclaim my coins from that trader. But, for now. Bye.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] - this evil deity, to only commit deeds of horror and slaughter, instead of the noble deeds he was demed by birth to do.
[Jayde Moon] Roslyn Honeysapper: [Tell] lol. murder webber
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] NO MORE WORDS
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] [Takes off the necklace and stashes in his pack]
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] Bye for now,
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] JONATHAN
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] *Puts out hand to shake*
[Cocobeans] Jonathan Stroud: [Talk] I believe you are very wise elf.
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] [Smiles] Good bye, human. I see the tale served its purpose.
[Jayde Moon] Roslyn Honeysapper: [Talk] Sir, please stop yelling.
[gDarDog] Mastiand Webber: [Talk] DID YOU HEAR ME
[Oskar Maxon] Elbareth Megilindir: [Talk] [Shakes his hand]
Mission accomplished!
* Now talking in #elfpr0n
<@Fong> god damnit
Hello I am here for porn.
<@Fong> stfu
A few Ahmed Moments
Sicne I finally got round to converting a load of my old screens to JPGs.
Tuulp's response to a large plot-related event was to make Roslyn a new hat. Ahmed decided Rahid could use the benefit of hats too:
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Ahmed gets his wizard wand (this and Jebediah's DM loot were both supposed to be things we formerly owned)
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Welcome, newcomer!:
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[08:47] and then crush caddies when he comes
Taking stuff out of context is fun.
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QFT
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FFFFFFF
fucker
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : toss a shout if there`s a reason to extend it. )::
ch ch ch changes
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Server issues and need to bring it down )::
somehow
i feel as if i broke quest sys
with your hardcore questing
Woah. Half the server logged out in those five seconds..
Definitely.
Talir
Yes?
<@RwGearingUpforWar> You did, Gippy.
I think some of them didn't even get to see the second shout. XD
!s
<@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 12 / 50 players )::
How did you do that, gip?
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Would probably be easier if I had any idea how to do this... >_> )::
...
Oh ffs, RWG
lol
OMG
Oh, RwG...
ComicSans font makes IRC so happy
It's like clowns talking in a chat room.
[22:40] * lovethesuit has joined #EfU
[22:40] What did I get kicked for :(
[22:40] Kicking you is like an IRC pastime.
[22:40] It is.
[22:40] It's just, fun.
[22:41] He's like the #EFU puppy
one time
i called this elf a sack of shit on waylon and walked into his face
and said run away like a pig or i'll bite your pointy ears off
and then he took out a bow at melee range and started attacking me
and then i aoo greataxe crit him
and then i was like get gone or get dead
and he was like "... kill me "
so i did and then i went questing
the end
<@Mort> Cruzel is an aspiration to us all.
<@Mort> He mounted the bear as he was dripping with Testerone after such a victory.
Whilst suffering from severe cramping due to a precision strike from a powerful enemy, Joseph Bishop is comforted by the Stargazer Imari. Meanwhile, a separate conversation is being held by others in the party...
(http://www.fantasyorigin.org/pikshers/03DacksPants.PNG)
His HAND! Imari is holding Joseph Bishop's HAND.
mort
i need potions
spice trogs
any person who takes the law into his or her own hands, as by avenging a crime.
* @Mort shows the finger
Daryck Halloran: [Tell] For the last battles, I appear to have fought with my Surgeon's Knife... I wondered why I didn't do so much damage >_>
It is just a minor thing that came from vomitting for 4 hours
I did something useful
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about time
LOL
LOL
LOL
xD
kekeke
LOL
Niiiice.
CLASSIC
XD
Yes terrible organization
ahahhaha
Sweet.
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Nah )::
Player Shout: PHAIL
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : I`m back, baby. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Oh shit. Its a Dan. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Look at you, RwG. Now you`re going to get spammed in tells for that mistake shout. What a loser. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Germain and Secutor. Pitch in quick so the players know that Five DMs are on at once. )::
oh jesus
Current DMs (5)
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Thanks for blowing our cover. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Alright ladies. )::
Hunting is bugged
the guy isnt buying my poorly skinned jungle cats ):
<@Germain8880> Boohoo. Cry into your dead leopard, DrD.
<@Mort> Should you complain to DMs?
what quest is that?
Yes
YEAH!
yes
Yes
Yes.
You assholes
yes
I can't believe howland finally met his match
and now is being cowed into submission
by a more dominant and powerful dm
wat
getting married or something?
lol.
Now I understands Mort's avatar
<@Howland> More like -
The blood stain is a wound he inflicted upon howlands eye dude
and now he sits on howlands stone throne
Howland make me a DM.
and ponders what he shall do in his new kingdom
<@Howland> Watch someone else slave away doing tedious, complicated toolset work and running giant laggy plots and deal with all the angst that inevitably goes with it.
TRB playing characters who aren't invis-ganking triple agents? Kotenku breaching level six..? Caddies stuck at a single level for over a week? What is this madness?
Howland, I'm making a weaponmaster of the fish club
In homage to you
lol
Whose battle to make EfU the best server
Was upstream all the way
And I was the current
Holding you back
Blubie
yessir
here is how we will settle this.
1
2
3
<@Sternhund> `ban Kotenku|Elsewhere +5m Smite by the Wern8
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!Deviant@*.jax.bellsouth.net
* Kotenku|Elsewhere was kicked by ChanServ (Smite by the Wern8)
XD
BWAHAHAHAHA
SETTLED BITCH
Thank you, Sternhund.
<@Sternhund> <3
<@Sternhund> Alyssara radios the Women's Liberation Front
* Alyssara calls them back and shouts "Call it off, call it off, they know!"
Panrias makes a joke about SEXORZ. This delightful tells conversation ensues. It may be because it's 5am, but I giggled.
QuotePanrias Cottinmould: Drad, there are women present.
Gloin Mithrilaxe: *shifts uncomfortably*
Panrias Cottinmould: There is a line.
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] #Cybor ban, cybor ban, 5 minutes to cybor ban. [to the spiderman theme] XD
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] But what an epic end. Panrias Cottinmould: Retired for Zigtop Halfling orgy.
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] He'd do it. He's an insomniac.
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] Insomniacs do amazing things when bored.
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] Stand up there with an accomplice and emote *EDITED FOR SERVER RULES*
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] XD
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] *BUT HAWT THINGS ARE HAPPENING.*
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] *BOOM CHIKA HIN*
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] "Mm, yes. You are lovely. I advise that you remove that gown. I shall... Put on my robe and wizard hat."
Gloin Mithrilaxe: *swinging his Axegard into trolls* Ugh! Dumb Beasts! Is 'claim the dwarven lands' a farkin' game or somethin'?!
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] oh fuck that cracks me up...
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] Just the mental image...
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] of Trolls and Ogres....
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] playing 'claim the dwarven land'.
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] Sneaking up when we've passed, then we killed them and they meet up in the afterlife high-fiving and exchanging stories.
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] "Oh shite did you see that man? I totally made that dwarf start cursing! HAHAHA!"
Finnegan's Cunning Anti-Zombie Plan:
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*Phebe casts Darkfire on Trannyth's Surgeon's Knife by mistake*
Zanenditha Trannyth: *eyes Phebe as he puts away the flaming surgeon's dagger*
Phebe Herazytha: So your wounds will not fester
Zanenditha Trannyth: Nor will they heal, either.
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Just like...
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Fall into her and be like, "OOOPS'
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: And if she has some sort of lump..
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: You GTFO
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Quickly.
[21:26] Coat: cause nobody wants to date a cancer patient
The Were-DOCTOR!
A creature that morphs into a human that goes around taking it to the max on mIRC
Anonymous: [Tell] : I'm going to log Ahmed, disguise up, and fling fireballs until there is silence finally. If I don't survive, tell Lotheri Sanq the necromancer always loved him. :P
Joric Featherfall : Heh. I need to earn some coin. Lemme rest, and I'll put out a sending.
Panrias Cottinmould : An offer from a follower of Brandobaris, to adventure with one of Urogalan?
Panrias Cottinmould : I mean not to cause panic...
Panrias Cottinmould : But the apocalypse.
Panrias Cottinmould : Is coming.
RandomWhiteGuy[DM]: [Shout] Need a PC to help test me something.
*10 seconds later*
RandomWhiteGuy[DM]: [Shout] Augh! Jesus!
RandomWhiteGuy[DM]: [Shout] Thanks for all the offers. xD
Definite lol
<@RwG> OH WILL YOU BOTH PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
LOL
<@RwG> NO ONE CARES
<@RwG> >_<
<@RwG> <_<
I am not being serious. <_<
<@RwG> <3
[01:57] It would be hillarious if you got into a bar fight, and then the next day, over IRC, realize that you got into a bar fight with an EFU player
XD
xD
xD
xD
XD
XD
XD
Why are we all XD'ing?
fuck you shitfucks fuck man
What the hell?
of course it would be youy
3:00am
whats wrong with u
fucking idiot
* thomas|IRC goes to bed
ugh
you disgust me
Douche
* thomas|IRC sniggers as he leaves
homo
I feel like lightning up this roach because Thomas ruined my night
Damn chain breaker
damn chain smoker
uh
Who the heck is Dave?
Me
lolwat
<@RwG> Hey.
<@RwG> My junk is named "Batman"
<@RwG> we've been over that.
At the death of my goblin wizard Gnarl, Labur Hauksen gives a message of comfort.
Egon: Damn thomas' half-orc killed you!
Egon: That has got me annoyed now.
Egon: I wanted to kill you by slapping you with a fish!
Couldn't copy it... nevermind.
Regarding my Shield Dwarf fighter's new shield...
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] lol. "He's more shield now than dwarf."
RwG EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY AND TALK OF BUNNIES OR THERE SHALL BE CONSEQUENCE!
RwG waves the banhammer
Equinox So er Bunnies.
Equinox Yeah.
Equinox fluffly an stuff
RwG `deop
+++ ChanServ has taken op from RwG
RwG clocks out
Equinox WOOO
Canzah Seriously, the channel has gone from trolling to personal attacks lately, I find.
Equinox FUCK BUNNIES
Egon Ewww.
Egon It's gone from that to bestiality
Equinox i fucking hate them with their fluffly tails and shit
Equinox thought they make a good stew.
Equinox i remember once.
Equinox egon got upset over bunny stew
Equinox that was lol
Egon Dude. I was five.
Canzah Fussy rabbits are awesome.
RwG `ban Equinox When the revolution comes, you shall be the first skewered upon carrots and laid upon a bed of lettuce for our new bunny overlords
I just plan on teaching my daughter how to kill with her bare hands.
Good idea, Germain.
Its easy to kill with bearhands.
hey, wanna teach mine as well?
You just go "Rawr"
and start mauling
Werebear.
Exercise your right to bear arms.
[20:32] Hey Germain
[20:32] I'm on ur lawn
[20:32] Playing rock music
[20:32] What are you gonna do about it
[20:33] You ever see Grand Torrino?
[20:33] ....ill be good
[20:33] * Germain|DM cocks his shotgun.
New York.
Ashes.
It's gone.
It's not coming back.
I stealth bomber'd it into history
That's right.
ROMANS
WITH
STEALTH
BOMBERS
[Tell] Chancelorondrugs: I don't get why loads of PCs are going on about oppressing the natives and stealing land about the Stargazers but not the Nightrisers.
:(
Girlfriend of 13 months just broke up with me. :(
oh well
Sorry Humoresque
there's always Caster
Hahahahahahahaha
heard she's p.hawt
Oh man
ok
Hahahahahahahaha
caster
Oh
That's great
made me feel a little better :)
GF of 13 months? Isn't that, well... a bit too young?
<@NuclearTyrionstrophe> To echo Mary Poppins
<@NuclearTyrionstrophe> For every high, there is a low, for every yes there is a no!
like captain planet
[00:09] only cooler
[00:09] haha
[00:09] CAPTAIN PLANET
[00:09] HE's A HERO
You all app for the genasai
I will app to be the universal elemental that comes to pwn your enemies
lol
UNION OF THE ELEMENTS
And we all gave an elemental deity as our deity
we'd stop pollution in its tracks!
Didn't you all ready try this with the Druids of Fury?
oh wait lol
for example, Franscisco de Olid, Conrad de Sonnac, both played by fags but really successful
:(
<@Mort> :(
:(
:(
:)
BASTARD!
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I don't suppose anyone needs a character who is a worshipper/minion/4rd hand...? I made a fellow, but do not know what to do with him. With 20 players on, I ran into nobody on the Ziggurat, and I'd rather not be lonely.
unforgetable
* ltafk is now known as lovethesuit
tho near or far
hi
never before
has someone been more
unfor
get
a
ble
in
* lovethesuit is now known as every
* every is now known as way
* way is now known as and
* and is now known as forever
nat king cole and natalie cole
* forever is now known as more
:3
* more is now known as thats
* thats is now known as howyoullstay
* howyoullstay is now known as lovethesuit
THATS WHY
DAHHHLING
darliiing
ITS IN CREDIBLE
THAT SOMEONE
SO UN
FORG
ET
AB
LE
THINKS THAT I AM
Guess not. :(
UNFORGETTABLE TOO
what
oh.
Sorry I'm a little high
* Humoresque (patrickcro@dm-30186.dsl.chi2ca.pacbell.net) has joined #EfU
You know you want some, laddie.
And just then my uncle walks in.
Lolol.
Hello.
:D
hot
02:30 Crim|ThisTimeWithoutKiaring so equinox, now you just sit around the ziggurat
02:31 Crim|ThisTimeWithoutKiaring staring at the gates
02:31 Crim|ThisTimeWithoutKiaring being emo
02:31 Crim|ThisTimeWithoutKiaring ?
02:31 Eq|IG nope.
02:31 Eq|IG i'm doing funky stuff ig. theres loads of fun to be had in the armarda.
02:32 Eq|IG and i'm pushing for fast promotion. so, less questing more rp.
02:32 Egon "theres loads of fun to be had in the armarda."
02:32 Egon [links "In The Navy" by the Village People]
02:33 Egon ^ that.
02:33 Eq|IG if you insuate my infantryman is ghey. i will greif each and everyone of your pc's egon.
FYI, he didn't just insinuate it. He said it out loud.
I was complaining about William Faulkner's "As I lay Dying." I am forced to write a AP Summary and Response Shit on an Article...well, here's where it went.
Let me give you a selection
This is the article for the Summary and response
First sentence
"The criticism of William Faulkner's "As I lay Dying" manifests the heterogenity, the ambivalence, and the outright contradiction that characterize faulkner criticism in general.
Meanwhile the work continues to provoke ever more provocative commmentary.
"Among the traditional interpretations that even yet attempt to find meaning lie while they follow faulkner's strange experiments with time and space...
Such bullshit
It's about five characters and they jump around on a timeline each from a different perspective
IT MAKES NO GOD DAMN SENSE
NO PATTERN OR SHAPE TO THE BOOK
IT"S AN AMORPHOUS BLOB
i dunno man
that shit sounds p interesting
Read it.
I -hate- it
It makes my headache
I'll see if I can find it at the local library. <_<
And I read college level books and summaries all the time
"As I lay Dying." by William Faulkner
Faulkner is pretty heavy stuff.
It's BS.
ok
I don't need deep thoughts in a book. I want to ENJOY the book
I don't give a rip about the author, or the fucken actor in the movie. If I enjoyed it, I enjoyed it. *Rages*
<+IxTheSpeedy> ohhh, just made something cool
Give me something dark, give me evil, give me the cruelty of mankind laid out before me and weep with sorrow at the wickedness in men's soul and pursue the goodness and light that some can achieve as champions of what is right, do not give me the timeline and the tragedy of a single solitary family whose life is met with misfortune and the woman believes that spiderwebs design the fate of men!
Thank you
Read James Joyces Ulysses, then come back.
Don't come back.
Quoting yourself is like laughing at your own joke.
shut up
"Weird when I take FE: Vermin, I get the bonuses against Kotenku. Should I bug report this?"
Feature, not a bug.
Kisii : [Tell] gawd, what a group of abysmal rolls you made there.
Kisii : [Tell] 8 4 1 7 5
Kethra Marsk: [Tell] Yeah :S
Kethra Marsk: [Tell] a round and a half of fail :P
[23:18] Wern8: lol
[23:18] Wern8: lol
[23:18] Wern8: Such a TPK.
[23:18] Alyssara: Dhund.
[23:18] Wern8: The fastest I have ever seen.
[23:18] Alyssara: What did I tell you about trusting a Thomas character to front line on an invasion quest!?
[23:19] Alyssara: What did I tell you?
Quote from: Jayde Moon;141836[23:18] Wern8: lol
[23:18] Wern8: lol
[23:18] Wern8: Such a TPK.
[23:18] Alyssara: Dhund.
[23:18] Wern8: The fastest I have ever seen.
[23:18] Alyssara: What did I tell you about trusting a Thomas character to front line on an invasion quest!?
[23:19] Alyssara: What did I tell you?
Truth.
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Fun fact: Partchat is not the kind of place to be metagaming. )::
wat
What is Partchat?
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Party* )::
RWG, now you're gonna get party chat spam
>_>
Party chat...?
metagamers
How can you do that now?
METAGAMERS
How do you even use party chat with no party?
<_<
Wtf? There's NO point to party chat anymore.. No one can hear it!
there aren't parties, lol
party must be back up
Well, except DM's.
hahahaha
* Caster (masochist@dm-14563.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
I just tried to invite...got the same message "Party Mode is desactivated."
XD. goodness.
this means only one thing
the DMs were metagaming
RwG is just being weird for the sake of bugging people
;P
Tomorrow I start my new work schedule. -.- I get my Sundays back off, but I have to work Tuesdays and Fridays now.
Nobody cares Lys
---
You're right Caddies, I shall have to console myself that noone cares by totally sleeping during the first one third of my shift and getting paid for it.
And maybe the last one third.
k
[10:30]
Hell, our new guy, Sobe. Who is like a version of Dr. D from 2-3 years ago, rage quits every other day.
[10:58]
Make you could make a sex-mancer.
[10:58] Destroy shit for the hell of it.
[10:58] And you get like Haste, Endurance, Bull's, etc.
[10:58] Sex-Mancer? O.o
[10:58] Yeah. Lightning Bolt.
[10:59] Iron Horn, too.
[10:59] He always gets them laid, at least.
[10:59] There was a few PRCs the DMs had in mind a while back, around when EFU:A was concepted...
[10:59] ...Haste? Is that like.. When you just want to be in and out and not please the partner?
[10:59] Weathermancer was one of them.
[10:59] So fucking good.
[10:59] Haste is for when you have like 10 girls and only 1 hour.
[10:59] Then Johannes went to France. :(
[10:59] Another was SALT RAIDER, a naval themed barbarian PRC.
[10:59] It works well combined with Endurance.
[11:00] Is he coming back?
[11:00] Oh, so you have to be fast to dip your stick in each and satisfy none.
[11:00] And later on, the crowning achievement will be Black Tentacles.
Gonna be in New Mexico a few days.
Sick quote.
Maybe you can spend the remaining third getting paid to sleep with someone.
I honestly have so much more knowledge about the system than you do, it makes me sad almost that you say that, but i have to accept it.
Quote<@Mort> Dhund is on the money, imo
I should make an orc that thinks he's the greatest disguise artist ever. He'll wear a fancy hat and suit, and talk to humans, thinking they can't tell he's an orc
"Hello fellow human! I have been wearing my human hat all day, while I work at the inn!"
<@Talir> Guys, as much as Swedish is a wonderful....... language
Without adding the context, but still adding the funniest part.
It's like your average joe in wheel chair that wants to play in the AAA basket-ball team
Sure, people are tolerating but you know <_<
He's talking about me probably
average joe is his pet name for me
LTS is now known as Average joe.
[21:49]
"Just been robbed and chased from your home? The Armsmen will hunt you down and kill you!"
[21:55] "Fear not innocents of the colony, Helm smites all with equal passion!"
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7316/landor.jpg)
i want to pillage your fucking colon
"crank crank crank" as [DM] CrazyNut operates the repeater crossbow
//...OH shit! Ignore that!
[18:24]
( . Y . )
[18:24] stop drawing balls
man
cruzel
stop scripting crap to try and make yourself a vaild member of the comunity
<@RwG> You wouldn't not what to say
<@RwG> every DM must not what to say
Red Mage Hacks.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6096/haxmag.png)
This is creepy as hell
????
A mouse just walked out into the middle of the floor
And then fell over dead
>_>
sorry about that
lol
man
conan
if it rises again
then tell me
>.>
otherwise
only spiders do that
it was probably just carrrying swineflu
so youre fucked
xD
no
it has the bubonic plague
yes
I flashed it with the flashlight man
That fucker is dead
you will be srticked
:|
with the bubonic plague
and you are black so you cant see when your skin is turning black
lol
if you touched it
its too late
you are infected
he does not even have to touch it
might as well take as many people you dont like down with you
Resident Evil : Conan's house
that little virus or whatever causes that shit just has to jump on him
lol
go out and spread your disease before you go down
So lol
so he is fucked
From a question I had about bats. Can bats be milked and produce bat milk?
Quote from: : According to this wikipedia article... female bats nurse their youngster until it has grown to naerly adult size.
: This implies that they in fact produce milk.
: ...Req is a bat?
: So they produce milk you can drink?
: Theoretically.
: Another reason to buy a bat.
: Or just capture one from the wild.
: Because all I drink is bat milk!
:batmilk cheese
man its been 15 minutes since caddies went brb food
he must be so fat
has to deep fry spider legs and shit
after catching them with some strange weapon of the outback
Catch his meal in the bush
Taking down kangaroo's with his boomerang
kk back, made some wombat stew so i can dip my emu toast in it
threw in some fucking snake poison instead of wine
AUSTRALIA DAWG
??????????
AUSTRALIA DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::( City Sending by Tristan Darthion : Worthless midget. Out of my way and let me speak. --- Mercenaries are demanded at the top of the Ziggurat for a simple task. You will explore and loot some Burrows in the docks. All that is found shall be divided based upon your usefulness, or more likely, lack thereof. Praise Bane. )::
Fuck you
!t
<@Archipelago> ::( IG Time : 7:07 AM : Day )::
<@ScottyB> WM, do you have a blu-ray player and Ghostbusters blu-ray disc?
!time
<@Archipelago> ::( IG Time : 7:08 AM : Day )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Fredoc Hedger : Suppose this "Midgit" can just refuse to make sendings for the budding Banite untill he comes back and says sorry! Think I`ll do that.... )::
AHAHAHA
OWNED.
LOL
XD
snap
Wololo
Stupid Banits.
lmao
Banites suck
also
Long live the COunt!
Barrows have undead
Burrows are the things bunnies live in
So
And hobbits.
They're evil bunny killers.
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] I have... a report to make.
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [Cants his head respectfully.]
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] [He nods and gestures for him to speak.]
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [Leans ~very~ close, glancing around the room carefully]
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Whisper] I think I might have just... roasted three chickens on one fire.
Tristan Darthion: [Whisper] Your farm analogies do not amuse me, Emhyr. The point. I'm sure you will get to it eventually.
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] It appears that the midget does not know the Fear of Bane nor do you Jefferson.
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] Emhyr how do I solve this diplomatically without throwing both of them over the rail?
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [He places a hand on Fredoc's shoulder, patting it.] I'm sure, mister Hedger, that this was not such a big deal, was it now? The Dreadmaster hails from Thay.
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] .... where he hails from, there are no .. representatives of your race, so he simply mistook you for a human ... midget. Which, clearly, wasn't the intent to insult you, as he was not aware of your race, simply speaking.
Fredoc Hedger: [Talk] *Looks up at Emhyr* It doesn't matter where he is from... Manners are commonplace in any civilized society! This man insulted me due to my.... Fine stature.... And I simply wish an apology from his lips.
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] Emhyr your diplomatic approach does not appear to be working.
Fredoc Hedger: [Talk] Then I'll be happy to make sendings for him all day until he does something else that irks me.
Kristian Gilard: [Whisper] He's got better chance of shitting diamonds.
----
Then later, Tristan marks him down into the shit list...
"Fredoc is a mouthy midget who controls the sending system. He has deemed it necessary to "ban" me from making sendings after I merely made the observation that he is a midget. It is something that is clear to anyone who observes his obvious height deformity."
I am going to ban the next person to S that is not me.
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lulz
I'm going to laugh when someone joins after DeputyCool's warning, and then gets ban't
Don't do it Naga....
I would suggest reading a book or something. This could take awhile.
lol
There appears to be some issue with the server reload process.
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what is this "book"
Oh crap
Get ready to roll up new characters, everyone
The player vault is totally fried >,>
!s
::( Server Offline )::
oh damn
...
xD
Ban't
Naga, I told you NOT to do it. heh
Rofl, I got suckered too.
I was tabbed into another channel and web surfing, then tabbed back into #EfU to see if the server was still down and got banned because I didn't scroll up. :o
My perfect behavior record ruined. :( At least this lets me play with the cool kids? Is this like getting a tattoo?
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!s
::( Server Offline )::
lol
lol
Out of curiousity...
Gah. Still off line. :(
What happened?
how often is the Player Vault backed up?
Damn man, you have iron balls.
Never.
Meldread will be ban't too
`ban Meldread
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:o
Here's an old pearl I found in my logs - trying to figure out a way for Riddle to die.
How unexpected a death are you willing to accept?
Anthing that somewhat makes him justice.
I and Johannes discussed it for a while, but we could not come up withmuch that would not be totally random.
What I had in mind was extremely random.
Like, getting caught my a breeze when walking close to a cliff or falling on something sharp. >_>
Less random than that.
Random is ok, but I guess you see what I mean from those examples?
I actually knew the exact situation it would be. It'll be killing someone else who wants to die, soon.
I spoke to Johannes yesterday evening, and that is how far we got at the time, and I've not spoken to him since as he's been sleeping.
So you mean you have an idea for it?
Well, it's actually a plot to kill someone else, but it can sufficiently kill as many random, innocent bystanders as we want.
One condition - It won't happen during Donrick's Dinner & Dance?
Let's think of something less random, shall we?
Ahem.
For those who don't remember, there was a pretty big explosion at the dinner & dance, killing William Donrick and some others, if I'm not wrong.
http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34487
Lmao... tff!
Quin Steel: [Tell] Damn, I was going to ask Rahid to help me wipe out the Banites
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] >_<
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] Imagine me, logging between the second-in-command Banite and the main aggressor mid battle.
Quin Steel: [Tell] Lmao! That would be a bit awkward
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] "Slay these fools!" - "It is mine devout conviction that your death is to be nigh upon mine blade!" - "What are you waiting for? Get that Bedine bastard!" - "Hah! It is without a luck you are facing mine swift skill!"
Quin Steel: [Tell] Pissing myself laughing here!
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] We'll have to quote that.
* Fong unfolds one, revealing a 8=====================================================================================================================================================================================D
Hrm.
Is that some mathematical thing?
Its a giant penis, Wern
<@Secutor> I learned the other day that birds can perform gas exchange inhaling and exhaling
<@Secutor> So amazing
Yea, birds suck and blow at the same time. Not unlike Kotenku.
He learned it from his momma.
<@Secutor> WHAT
[I log in]
10:59 Box: die egon
11:06 Egon: Where's the love, Cruzel?
11:06 Egon: :(
11:07 Box: nowhere near you for sure
11:07 Box: :D
11:07 Egon HATES like he has never HATED before.
11:07 Box: bitch, please
11:07 Box: you could never hate like me
11:07 Egon: No, Cruzel. I could not.
11:08 Box: i am a hatemachine
11:08 Egon: We didn't all replace our souls with badly scripted NWN functions.
11:08 Box: ...
11:08 Box: you son of a bitch
11:08 Box: It was python!
MOST IMPORTANT POST EVER!!!!
I am immortalizing my signature here so I can change it.
It's symbolic.
* Inquisitor noddles
STFU Tard
I want cunnilingus!
Oops. I thought it was somehting to eat. Basically, it is yeah, but not what I mean.
Thank you, and have a good day.
More Metropakt quotes plz. :(
[22:12] my favorite stuff on EfU is comparable to a happy meal
[22:13] small, easy, delicious-
[22:13] and at the end, I get loot
[19:27]
:: ( DM Shout : [The Floating Enclave begins to flash, brightly, for a brief moment -- A pulse of purple light shoots into the night sky] ) ::
[19:29] OH shi-
[19:30] Mystra and Azuth just got busy
Will be afk more or less entirely for another two-week period, which will then be followed by a weekend wherein I can log on, followed by about another two weeks of afk-ness. This is rough, and I may be eventually seen on the boards and sporadically IG, but do not expect it.
Tankerfail
Less self-quoting tbh
You do realize you are infamous for burying people in huge mounds of dull text?
even a current one
lol
who?
I'm not even half as bad as Meldread. =P
Alyssara / Meldread concept, IMO
Meldread for forums, Alyssara for IG
Yes.
lolol
You will not escape.
<.< The concept is going to involve every arcane caster (we hope) on the server.
right druid i will keep bothering someone till someone says they will at lest listen to my idea
Might as well rip out your eyes now, TBH.
ill play a druid
So Aly will get involved unless Volhm suffers an accident.
Dude, an Alyssara and Meldread dual concept would dominate EFU:A so hard. Enemies would RUN from them just to escape the torture of paragraphs of mundane text.
You could win and not have to PvP anyone.
[02:00] Coat
[02:00] What?
[02:00] stop talking for a day
[02:00] thank you
[13:46]
So I imagine its like you're having sex, all the time.
[13:46] Mentally.
::( City Sending by Bailey Bhonn : Canos, there is a gnome chasing a kobold with a club, it`s likely yours so you might want to see to that. )::
::( City Sending by Folfulel Picksherd : The Thayans are protecting kobolds and hurting other citizens! Let us raise arms against them and kill the kobold! )::
wern8 stop crying
i never have
[01:17] DRDragon: The sky is blue because it reflects the color of the ocean
Dr. D is the smartest person ever.
...How the f**k did my last post end up in this thread?
"[SIZE="2"]Tarrasque for Breakfast[/SIZE]" (not sure who the player is)
I find this quite funny. For those of you that dont know what a Tarrasque (//%22http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/tarrasque.htm%22) is. :twisted:
Oh, I'm sure that's not the intention with that gsid.
Quote from: RIPnogarD;157340"Tarrasque for Breakfast" (not sure who the player is)
I find this quite funny. For those of you that dont know what a Tarrasque (//%22http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/tarrasque.htm%22) is. :twisted:
THE Tarrasque.
You're right (the one and only tarrasque), sorry, my brain sometimes get stuck in 2nd edition where multiple tarrasques were said to exist.
And it wouldn't matter if you invited one to breakfast or if it was being eaten for breakfast, either way it's funny.
Getting really pissed
About how shit Isidore is
I just tried to kill a seagull
Fucking stabilised on -7 -_-
A secret revealed, what Thayans do in their spare time.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/grupetto/ispy.jpg) (//%22http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/grupetto/ispy.jpg%22)
[04:37] i also did it in a box
[04:37] with a fox
Quote from: Kotenku;157525 Getting really pissed
About how shit Isidore is
I just tried to kill a seagull
Fucking stabilised on -7 -_-
Yeah, sure that you got to lvl 7.
mort2: The Ziggurat is actually a NOD obelisk
mort2: that will fire a beam at any gnome concepts
01[20:40] Germain
01[20:40] Your misery makes me feel better about myself.
[20:40] One must suffer hardship before he can achieve glory!
01[20:40] Knowing that some people are worse off than I am.
[20:40] Your suffering only means that you'll achieve FREAKING AMAZING GLORY later
[20:40] >_>?
01[20:40] Fills me with a sadistic sense of gratification.
[20:40] Wow.. maybe I am the nicest one here. heh
[20:40] <@Germain> Poor Thomas. It's hard being a teenager.
[20:40] The Law of Attraction, the Secret to the Universe.
01[20:40] it is
[20:40] <@Germain> Oh wait..
01[20:40] :(
03[20:40] * You were kicked by Germain (It is not.)
Session Close: Tue Dec 29 20:40:56 2009
Session Start: Tue Dec 29 20:41:00 2009
Session Ident: #EfU
03[20:41] * Now talking in #EfU
03[20:41] * Topic is 'Welcome! Escaped from the Underdark: Archipelago v724 #efuapps for application help/queries | http://bit.ly/1pOdY6'
03[20:41] * Set by Daemonic-Daz on Sun Dec 27 13:13:35
01[20:41] It totally is!
[20:41] <@Germain> Pfft.
[20:41] <@Germain> Juggle the electric, water, and oil bill and get back to me.
[20:41] but the hormones, Germain!
[20:41] don't forget the Mortage, phone and internet. heh
[20:41] The hormones! And the Myspace!
[20:41] <@Germain> XD
[20:42] <@Germain> I like how Stern puts THE Myspace.
[20:42] //www.mint.com <- Related. It's a financial site
[20:42] VERY WORTHWHILE
[20:42] Free service
[20:42] It tells you where you're spending your money, so you have a visual graphic on where you can cut back and invest
01[20:42] If u use facebook or my space, you're a sad puppy.
[20:42] hahahaha, that implies you have money to spend. hahahahahaha
[20:42] Hahahaha.
[20:42] Aww
[20:42] :(
01[20:42] I don't need virtuality to fulfill my social needs!
[20:43] <@Germain> No?
[20:43] Says the guy playing EFU
06[20:43] * thomas|miRC clings to his EFU:A
03[20:43] * Germain sets mode: +b *!*@dm-35978.hsd1.ga.comcast.net
01[20:43] NO!
You were kicked from #EfU by Germain (Then be free!)
Quoting yourself is bad mmkay, you shouldn't quote yourself.
NuclearCatastrophe:
QuoteI guess what he's saying is, that you and Krunto have far too little empathy for other human beings in real life, and are probably tying this from under a bridge somewhere while you wait to collect your next toll.
Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm.
A raising me and army and working on the farm
My days are all filled with easy country charm
Thank god I'm a country boar
~Jonathan Farrow~
Whatever I think women need role models who arent sluts TBH.
Edit: Wow, he just keeps going.
If people continue this path of idolin celebrities I gurantee you modern outlook will only reset itself. At the rate of things I can see Women Sufferage dissapearing.
*tap tap tap* hello? is this thing on?
...
I misread that as *fap fap fap*
::( City Sending by Hubert Ginxburry : Blah blah blah, the legion reminds me of my wife except your bleeding out your mouth instead. )::
DrD never replied to my compliments :(
lol
WHAT
OHHHHHHHH
OH!
NO
NO
HE
...
DIDNT
LOL
lmao
That was nasty
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA
XD
That is sick
Hang on
I'm giving that guy XP
xp for that
srsly
yes
Haha
Give him XP!
Give him XP!
Wow. This marianted egg is delicious.
HOLY SHIT
I JUST SAW THAT
OH MY GOD
* Capricious has quit (Ping timeout)
Hehe, hard to hold my self on the chair, this sendings are kind of entertaining
Lol XD give that man a level for that shit ^^)
I am literally crying with laughter here.
That's the best fucking sending
yes
everrr
hubert is pretty badass
I wanted to go to bed, but now I wait for the answer
Lol how many seconds untill thats quoted in the forums lol
Sternhund quoting himself. COOL MAN.
43 seconds huh? :D
Totally. Everyone should quote me.
Quote from: Sternhund;159454Totally. Everyone should quote me.
Quote from: Sternhund;159454Totally. Everyone should quote me.
Quote from: Sternhund;159454Totally. Everyone should quote me.
lol, I'm quoting myself. :)
::( DM Shout : Alrighty folks, so we are in that stage of server reset where I make more witty comments in the shout channel. How about that airport food? Oh man, aren`t I great? )::
~Stardog
Sternhund
Guys
Quote me more
Rake in the pussayyy
I
READ
YOUR
Rake in the pussayyy
MIND
XD
<@Sternhund> Quote me more
<@Sternhund> Guys
<@Sternhund> lol
10:04] <@Sternhund> XD
<@Sternhund> I love you guys.
<@Sternhund> Guys
<@Sternhund> Guys
Sternhund was a tattoo that says "Keep off the grass"
<@Sternhund> I love you guys.
Sternhunds girlfriend
is so skankyy
she has a tatoo over her vag
`op
that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter"
She has a tattoo of the 3-wolf 1-moon shirt
...
wat
Is that some kinda New Moon crap?
10:04] <@Sternhund> XD
<@Sternhund> <@Sternhund> Guys
<@Sternhund> <@Sternhund> I love you guys.
Rake in the pussayyy
RAKE
IN
THE
PUSSAYYY
DO EEET
NAU
For the record, 3-wolf 1-moon shirt: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A
Read the reviews
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XD my friend is getting banged in the room next to mine XD
shes a squeelin like a stuck pig XD
Pic's or it didn't happen.
Rush in and save her!
lol XD XD!!!!!!! fuck that
Is she hot?
You should star squeeling back
Yelling "SUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE"
Three Wolf Moon
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924837
Caster> Neeeew faction!
What?
Oh shit
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED
OOOOOOOOOOH snap
LOL! :D is happy some one quoted me lol never knew :P
Boo ya
DangerousDan on the subject of British TV series Dr Who spinoff, Torchwood:
"It is sort of like watching Scooby Doo, but cut with scenes of Fred and Daphne banging in the toilets, and Shaggy shooting up in the Mystery Machine followed by a Trainspotting Style monologue."
RwG...
Why is this Ke$ha popular...
Conan
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time
There was a white man.
And once upon a time there was a black man.
And once upon a time there was an asian man.
And once upon a time there was a Brown man
and once upon a time there was a red man
And this council met.
And at this council, one thing was decided:
Skanky white women with daddy issues, shall forever be placed upon a pedastal.
And that pedastal would be known as:
The penis
And thus-
Ke$sha is popular
[21:15] can you give forum access?
[21:17] Yes.
[21:27] Can you give me access to your heart? :3
[21:31] It's a closed and hidden place, Req. Strike that notion from your mind forevermore. Yet I extend my joy, humour and appreciation to everyone, so be satisfied with that.
[21:37] requiem cant put his dick in your personality
[21:37] :(
Conclave isn't neutral.
They recruited my arch nemesis
Thanks Canzah
Erm... we did?
Got yo message
* RwG shakes both fists in the air, in the rain, in the dead of night
BUTTERCUP
Poor buttercup
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTER CUUUUUUUUUUP!
Trees be bitchin', according to the latest druidic newscast.
there are some girls who I can totally see myself licking their feet.
[14:46]
so elyth
[14:46] mgs moved to tanzania
[14:46] tazmania*
[14:46] ?
[14:47] That fuck is Tazmania?
[14:51] yeah
[14:51] he said he was gonna move
[14:51] to tazmania
[14:52] The fuck is Tazmania?
[14:53] LOL
[14:53] you know
[14:53] where the tazmanian devil is from
[14:53] its near australia i guess
[14:54] you know how new zealand is like australia jr.?
[14:54] tazmania is like new zealand jr...
as an australian.... LOL!
<@Snoteye> My return is official.
<@Daemonic-Daz> I'm off to bed.
<@Daemonic-Daz> Peace y'all.
so yea
PEACE
Custom made DM loot
is for loosers
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Daemonic-Daz
Ive had it with two chars on EfUA
and I have realised
* DRD was kicked by Daemonic-Daz (Go to bed)
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My NWN torrent has made little to no progress ):
:(
wtf
I know I have no idea and I have 0 peers at one point I had two and got my progress up to 0.1 but now I have no peers.
Acadia Truthbourne: [Talk] [Glancing toward Siarry, then back toward Celestus] Yes, my dearest companion. As have you, I do hope?
Celestus Dawnbringer: [Talk] Fairly well. [His idle hand rises to rest upon the symbol of Kelemvor suspended by his neck, his helmed eyes glancing skywardly towards the grayed rain clouds.]
Siarry Brisen: [Tell] RAKE IN THE PALADIN PUSSSSAAAAAY!
QuoteI will brute force your ass
so hard
lol
plz do
Howland returns triumphantly, and in good form.
Quote Hey Griff
How come your paladin is at this moment wearing around his neck a holy talisman to the monstrous deity vaprak?
LOLOLOL
XDXD
BUSTED!
oh lol
i had a druid talisman
that looks the same
suuure
paladin of vaprak
yeh check it
corroded druid talisman
he is really a polymorphed troll
should be in my inventory..
<@Mort> Why would you wear a corroded druid talisman? <_<
why not..?
Well now he has switched to the nightriser guard amulet
to keep the balance
Haha
And a belt that is decaying and made out of lizard stuff. Boots too.
Kotenku> You may be short, but you were raised by a band of wild explosions. You have always dreamed of becoming one yourself. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! LIVE THE DREAM!
LIVE THE DREAM
You may be short, but you were raised by a band of wild explosions. You have always dreamed of becoming one yourself. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! LIVE THE DREAM!
23:03 Scruffy: No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.
No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.
the truth!
lol
Quote from: Dr Dragon;16502223:03 Scruffy: No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.
No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.
the truth!
Truly epic lolz.
lulz
i am glad king howland has returned to reclaim his kingdom
Quote from: jingles;162086Is that some type of tool you are using or that?
Quote from: Mannykins;165026The Thrusting is almost addictive imo. I want to see him digging a hole again. That is the kind of digging you pay to see.
::( City Sending by Sandy Sanura : Monald. I intercepted your little hireling. Took a bit of a beating to get it out of him, but I think I got the gist. Poor guy will be sore in the morning. You did pay good money, though, so here`s your sending, edited for content. )::
::( City Sending by Sandy Sanura : Xeral of the Conclave is a GREAT GUY and he acted BRAVELY while fighting the Nightrisers. He proved that both he and the Stygian Armada are slaves to EXCELLENT FASHION and I WISH I WERE COOL ENOUGH TO BE THEIR FRIEND. Sincerely, Monald of the Daughters. )::
ahahaaha
Hahaha
Oh LTS
We do so love you.
Thomas Grey: Aye, the devil turnip.
i am like a pornstar whore crossed with chuck norris
beat you senseless then fuck you senseless
[22:06] I want to breed Derf
[22:06] with Fong
I got a fetish, Sylvyr
for TITTIES
Hush.... LOL
* RwG motorboats kotenku|'s moobs
* Kotenku|Work purrs
* Kotenku|Work purrs like a blue whale
Ooooh baby
EEAAARUUUUAAAUUAUUAUAUUUuuuu
* RwG wraps Kotenku|Work in the oversized poncho
what's with the poncho?
Wel Reyner: *wobbles, blinking in the sunlight*
Pelandri Gentlewood : Maybe drunkard help, yes?
Wel Reyner: *glances at them both*
Khearl NaGuerre: can't hurt to ask
Pelandri Gentlewood : He looks slow. If undeads come we run faster.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Yes... Man!
Pelandri Gentlewood : What is your name man?
Wel Reyner: Wel... *slowly, watching them all carefully*
Wel Reyner: *tries to take a step back but hits the wall*
Shala Thielo: Come now, dear. We know you're not a coward.
Shala Thielo: A Man like you has nothing to be afraid of.
Wel Reyner: No gaun eat me, ur ye?
Wel Reyner: Ah met a cannibal whance...
Pelandri Gentlewood : Yes. No! Wait.. no... no.. Mactl'ysha does not eats people. No.
Khearl NaGuerre: We intend to fight a Rat Swarm and would welcome your aid, but if you're too busy . . . .
Wel Reyner: Whae? Me? Whit am AH like, likesay? *frowning a little at the group*
Wel Reyner: Join ye fir whit? Aboot whit?
Wel Reyner: *shakes his head quickly*
Shala Thielo: We're going into the sewers, and we need a strong warrior to help us slay rats.
Wel Reyner: Warrior? *frowns a little* S noat nice make fun, ye know...
Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha goes into sewers and needs you to stand up front so rats gnaw on you instead of Mactl'ysha.
Wel Reyner: *shakes his head quickly* Ah didnae want tae....
Wel Reyner: *from his skinny limbs, to the lack of heavy weapons and shields on his person, it's somewhat apparent he is not soldier by trade...*
Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha does not need you to be warrior. Just... stand in front.
Pelandri Gentlewood : And not scream too much.
Wel Reyner: *looks unsure*
Wel Reyner: Would...
Pelandri Gentlewood : *She glances sideways to the Militiaman then moves toward Wel.*
Wel Reyner: *backs up against the door and at her sudden approach*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It reaches out and tries to take Wel's hand.* Man will come with Mactl'ysha.
Shala Thielo: Dont be afraid, dear.
Shala Thielo: She'll be gentle.
Wel Reyner: Ah... kinnae ivin sey yir name... *blinks at the woman, glancing at the door, unsure if he wants to flee entirely*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It glances up at Wel.*
Pelandri Gentlewood : [Tell] From under her hood as she glances up at you.... You clearly see that her eyes are glowing with a golden light.
Wel Reyner: *blinks harder at the woman*
Pelandri Gentlewood : [Whisper] Wel comes with Mactl'ysha.
Wel Reyner: *nods rapidly, too scared to argue*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It nods.*
Pelandri Gentlewood : See man comes now.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha sorts it out.
Wel Reyner: *exhales relieved as she steps away*
Khearl NaGuerre: you . . . have a way with people.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Oh yes. Yes.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Do not worry about it, yes? *She reaches out and grabs Wel by the arm, attempting to lead him away.*
Shala Thielo: Don't you worry your head about a thing dear.
Wel Reyner: *shivers a bit under her touch, following like a dog*
Wel Reyner: *looks up at the ceiling* Jist keep me alive... fir wahn more dey... *quietly*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *She gives Wel a nudge.* Walk in front.
Wel Reyner: *whimpers a little*
17:52 Archipelago: ::( City Sending by Oric Fairfax : This is )::
17:53 core: SPARTA
>:|
[17:36] the folks are out, and won't be bringing dinner back. I'm starving, and all we have to eat are sandwiches.
[17:36] then eat a god damn sandwich
Quote from: Kotenku;166922>:|
lol
Monald is like Al Capone
Quote from: lovethesuit;167240 Monald is like Al Capone
A brutal megalomaniac insane from syphilis?
Sounds about right.
[16:47] It's probably for the best, Xeral would wear it as a hat and get us all killed.
Ace's cleric: "Badass?"
My wizard: "I don't know i was fucking blind"
Ace's cleric "hahahaha dude, i fucking tanked the whole hard part"
Ace's cleric "At level six i was alone where i am standing now"
My wizard "As i said, i didn't see"
Ace's cleric "good xp at least?"
My wizard "No, i was too far away because i coulnd't see where you were!"
Ace's cleric "Lol damn.... now that sucks"
Ace's Cleric "What blinded you?"
My Wizard "the mage"
Ace's cleric "what a bastard"
My wizard "yeah"
....minutes later...
My wizard "you're a cleric right?"
Ace's cleric "Yeah :D"
Ace's cleric "Didn't you notice my op pwnage for a level 6... oh wait, you were blind"
Me: "fuck you".
Ooooooooh
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm
OoooooooooooooooooOOOh
* RwG plotgasms
Will be even more funny after you know what that is.
<@DangerousDan> Calling Jordan a world famous supermodel is like calling Wiggyboy a noted food critic.
I don't care if I'm self-quoting. Those of you who would cry can go die in a ditch.
QuoteEraamion would slap Sternhund, but is not being violent today
05:53 Sternhund Patrollin' as they try to catch me writin' dirty
05:53 Eraamion instructs a pet piranha to munch on Sternhund's shoulder blades
05:53 Sternhund Okay so while we're doing unusual emotes
05:53 Sternhund Fuck it, let me invent something mind blowing
05:53 Eraamion <3
05:53 Sternhund buys a plane ticket and flies to Brazil to meet a fellow named Juan Hernando ...
05:53 Eraamion My love for Sternhund remains undimmed.
05:54 Sternhund decides to buy a box of leeches from Juan Hernando at the price of $.05/leech. This is a good deal for Sternhund. Sternhund buys a fuckton of leeches.
05:54 Sternhund thereby goes to the land of Rwanda in Africa by kayaking, as per suggested on Google Maps
05:54 Sternhund uses the leeches as shaman magic to cure AIDs in Rwanda. He is hailed as a hero
05:55 Sternhund receives an ample supply of droopy-boobed African women in exchange for his work with AIDs and leeches
05:55 Eraamion Eww.
05:55 Sternhund thereby flies himself and the droopy-boobed African women to the land of the Middle East
05:55 Eraamion Droopy-boobed.
05:55 Somniis ..{{I'll bet he cures.. war]]
05:55 Sternhund converts the droopy-boobed women into terrorists for Al Qaeda. In exchange, Al Qaeda provides him with a few bazookas and he wins a nuclear bomb from Iran.
05:56 Sternhund takes his bazookas and nuclear bomb and heads to North Korea
05:56 Sternhund exchanges the nuclear bomb with Kim Jong Il in exchange for a large dosage of heroine
05:56 Sternhund walks to China
05:56 Eraamion executes Sternhurd for possessing drugs.
05:56 Archipelago : City Sending by Jack Hargrave : I`m seeking good hearted individuals to help the Pallid Mask dispatch undead roving the jergalite shrine. If you will help meet atop the ziggurat. )::
05:56 Sternhund exchanges the bazookas for a delicious meal that can be preserved for long trips.
05:57 Eraamion U R PWNT
05:57 Sternhund then flies up to Russia and exchanges the heroine for arsenic after he banged the daughter of Vladimir Putin and survived
05:57 Sternhund thereby flies from his current location to Eraamion's and greets himself as Sternhund, his all-time favorite DM. Sternhund offers Eraamion a meal.
05:57 Sternhund allows Eraamion to eat the meal safely.
05:57 Eraamion :'(
05:57 Eraamion :')
05:57 Eraamion :'D
05:58 Sternhund then leaves and takes a cab to the nearest ghetto
05:58 Sternhund trades the arsenic in exchange for a pass to the local zoo
05:58 Sternhund goes to the local zoo and frees the giraffes
05:58 Sternhund stampedes giraffes into Eraamion's home as he's sound asleep in his food coma, because Sternhund is an amazing chef and all
05:58 Sternhund allows the stampeding giraffes to crush Eraamion beneath their long-necked hoof things
05:58 Snoteye Sternhund -> #efudm
05:58 Snoteye bitch
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05:58 Sternhund finishes off Eraamion
05:58 Sternhund KO!
05:58 Eraamion thinks that Sternhund omitted the fact he had been executed in China and thus could not do anything since.
05:58 Sternhund You got pwned.
05:58 Sternhund Bitch
05:59 Eraamion IN UR DREAMZ
QuoteEraamion is now know as AllMyBoobies
>_>
Nice work Sterny.
gravenkiss is the only german i like
::( City Sending by Razul : As you can see my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Conclave station. Fire at will Zeulisad. )::
!
mother fucker
lmao
<@Mort> haha
STAR WARS X: REVENGE OF NETHERIL
Help me Barakat Djaraenus, you're my only hope!
Learn the forest from a hairy midget in the wilds
<@Daemonic-Daz> Morv:- I am your father Antoine...
lol
The ewok tribe of stargazers must help disable the shield generator!
the conclave is the best scenery for that anyway
Here is the truth about why I did not play EfU, and why I was always concepting. It was not because I had char ADD.
Quote[06:37] When I am alone on the server, I kill blue NPCs
[06:38] I know. That is why we banned you a few months ago.
[06:38] I apologized so many times. :(
[06:38] It was a solid apology letter.
[06:38] Took me a few hours to write it.
[06:38] I asked my English Professor to check over it too
[06:39] Yes, the bit about EFU and horse training being the two most important things in your life
[06:39] That picture of my hose was attached, right?
[06:39] And your brilliance linking the two, and showing how they were so complimentary...
[06:39] Brilliant.
[06:39] It was
[06:40] Yes, Arabian. I got it that time I was in Egypt.
[06:41] If you say it saved your life from a snake and you had to race against the prince...
[06:41] I will believe you.
[06:42] It did save me from a snake, the snake being a metaphor for an abusive step father.
[06:42] Ah, yes.
[06:42] And prince is a metaphor from running away from my dreadful fears of being a mulatto in the Deep South.
[06:44] It was a solid movie of a boy and his horse
[06:44] I did not know it was based off Requiem's life
[06:46] I had a discussion about my psychyatrist about all that, and he wrote it down, and published it anonymously in a psych magazine. Walter Farley read it and asked if he could write a book about it.
[06:46] I did not see the snake as an alagory for an abusive step father
[06:46] But now it all is coming clear to me
[06:47] I was so humiliated that I did have to use some form of metaphor to keep me from spiralling into psychotic depression again.
That is the deep, dark story. :(
Quote[22:41] <@Archipelago> :: ( City Sending by William Gaylord : Men and women of the colony know that in addition Consorts are entitled to being whores to these mages. In addition these mages practice the dark act of Sodomy considering they animate the dead I would not consider this dark deed to be above these mages! They wish to bring peace to those who wish war meddling in others affairs instead seek glory and war earn your fortune do not be the whor
The sending cut off. I can only imagine it was suitably epic the rest of the words.
Also: Thrask Morv eats babies
[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] Well then. . . let us get to the breeding then.
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [Stoves in Senhagad's face with a sucker punch, then casts him in chains...]
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *Senhagad is chained up....*
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] Har!
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *After some time, is brought to a lizardfolk breeding pen*
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] [gives him a kick in the groin for good measure]
[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] [Falls ontop the beefy little man, knocked out]
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [Hauls the lizard along] Decent deal. This one'll sell nice at Mur.
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] Aye.
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [GRUNT]
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *Spending the rest of his existence with a harem of lovely lizardfolk ladies*
[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] //yay :D
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] -- THE END --
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Katalyn Schoppen : *no words, but rather strands of haunting pipe music come over the sending* )::
...
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Katalyn Schoppen : Perform Check, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 26 = 31 )::
lol!
wtf!
[12:24] <@DangerousDan> TBH, Griff.
[12:24] <@DangerousDan> I made an oath long ago not to take shit from Semetic peoples.
<@Talir> Stay within the realms of possibility. You need not be a red big man holding a fiery sword to achieve greatness, although the wings help.
<@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 9 / 50 players )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : Subjects of the Dominion! I Patrician Floud will be holding a speach on this new year we have entered! those wishing to hear meet me atop the Ziggurat! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : In the skies above Ymph, the Enclave floats quietly. )::
LONG LIVE THE DOMINION, OFFERINGS FOR THE TOAD
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Anyone know if Guitar Pro is free?
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : This year marks yet another that this Colony and Old Port have stood Triumphant! ! from the orcs of the Red Eleint! To the armies of Queen Ixpadia which usedgoblin and O gre Soldiers! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : We have been tested in the fields of war not just against living but the undead beneath our feet! All the while we stood valiant and mighty in the face of these dangers. Thanks to the brave warriors who defend the City! I talino swear that as long as I draw breath the city will never fall! )::
go talino woop
i wish he kept the gold plate while giving that speech
now some silent halfling has it who just wears it on quests or whatever
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : And let us not forget! We stand strong not only by our warriors but by our scholars who research the lore of this ancient place! The farmer who ensures we have food on our plates and do not succumb to Canibalism like the natives! the worker who builds! and the businesse man who makes the economy flourish! )::
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<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : The natives have settled this place for thousands of years and have built nothing! the Orcs kill eachother and the native savage halflings eat their own dead and cannot even wear proper clothing and consider Jungle cats to be gods! for thousands of years they have been hear and not prospered! While we have been here less then a lifetime and have built a flourishing Colony! Long Live the Duke L
sup CrazyNut
lol, -now- would be perfect if he was still wearing that golden armor
"cannot even wear proper clothing"
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : Long Live Count Sensupur and may this city never fall. Be it to the Risers the anarchists or the savage natives that plague this island like the monsters and the savage hins! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : It is often customary to have a new years resolution. My resolution is to see the Dominion build itself to flourish moreso then the years before! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : The commoners cheer for the Pantless Knight. )::
WHAT.
Talino Floud has just committed the dark art of sodomy!
[05:22] Whenever i make idiot PCS I get serious loot.
[05:22] it felt fitting IC
[05:22] When I make a serious PC who is fundamentaly changing the server
[05:22] ....
[05:22] so you have to trick ppl
[05:22] of course I get rediculous looking loot.
[05:22] lolwat
[05:22] Wait, what?
[05:22] lolwhut?
23:11 Alyssara Zaranda it turns out was once pregnant. While pregnant she drank and smoked a lot, and had games where people punched her belly as hard as they could.
23:12 Alyssara The result was Floud.
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yaya netsplit
hax
if there's ever a mass coronal ejection, polar shift, or nuclear detonation, the first people to know will be on IRC
but they will think it was a netsplit
I dont think web MD would advise cocaine but sure, why the fuck not
[01:33]
RwG.. bring the DM hat out of retirement and fix the damn thing.
[01:33] !s
[01:33] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:33] !s
[01:33] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:33] I got a animate dead but the server crashed and i lost it LOL
[01:34] its no use Guest
[01:34] !s
[01:34] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:34] oh
[01:34] all the !s in the world aint gonna fix it...we need a pro
[01:34] !s
[01:34] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 0 / 50 players )::
DRD, Hero.
Grow up and stop acting ridiculous.
Pardon me?
Please explain.
Crazynut your mother is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
That's hardly an explanation.
Would you like to elaborate?
If you disagree with my actions, say so like an adult. Don't hide behind childish insults because you disagree with my actions.
<@DeputyCool> fetch me a pudding
<@DeputyCool> i am howland
<@DeputyCool> Spot on Howland impersonation
14:21 DangerousWorn: Griff-
14:21 krunto: i dont spam facebook
14:21 DangerousWorn No one will spam your facebook. Do you know why?
14:21 krunto: i actually use it
14:21 DangerousWorn: Because everyone else pretends to be normal too.
<@howl> wut
13:51] <@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Those who are atop the Ziggurat cease their activities for a moment, taking the oppurtunity to gaze out towards Old Port. It appears that after many years of having languished in drydock, the Count`s personal pleasure barge is making for open waters once more. )::
[13:51] Its too good.
[13:52] Perhaps if it was altered slightly
[13:52] PLEASURE BARGE
[13:52] like 50% cold vunrability
[13:53] Man, my pleasure barge has been in drydock for awhile now.
[13:53] LOL
[13:53] lol..
[13:53] Bam.
Urko joined Drow and was moderator
he kicked me out
of my own chanel
* thomas|mIRC ruins the moment
heh
lolol
Hating.
lol
Right
From years ago,
I'd just like to say
I am bringing my seeker wizard out of retirement
So if you live anywhere in the city, and are not a Seeker or ascensionist
You are basically a target for hasted icestorms out of invis
<@Archipelago> :: ( Dock Sending by Querain Quetesca : Ridgeway, I`d like to speak with you over a matter of import. Meet me in the Wastrel, if you will. )::
<@Archipelago> :: ( City Sending by Dirzin Rumpclaw : Tomas is busy. )::
<@Archipelago> :: ( Dock Sending by Querain Quetesca : You`ll do. )::
:: ( City Sending by Dirzin Rumpclaw: No thanks. )::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exGJsv6ZNlo
It's the Sons!
the other gang is even called THE SHARKS
They clobbered the Emeralds
Which is clearly the inspiration for the Rubies
Clearly
The Jets?
The Sons?
JETSONS
...
you just blew my mind
I know right
join #efudm [password]
Jesus
Nobody read that >_>
LOL
The best thing about it is what really was the password.
Quote from: GoblinSapper;184699 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exGJsv6ZNlo
It's the Sons!
the other gang is even called THE SHARKS
They clobbered the Emeralds
Which is clearly the inspiration for the Rubies
Clearly
The Jets?
The Sons?
JETSONS
...
you just blew my mind
I know right
So the Sharks are all Peurto Ricans?
Well, they all live on a tiny island in the moldering ruin of what was once civilization.
Sounds like Peurto Rico to me oh god please don't stab me
*stabs*
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9500/escapedfromunderda0000o.jpg)
I seem to remember that conversation flowing into IRC on how one would make brain tea.
(http://anyhub.net/file/2screenshot-4.png)
Can't rush perfection.
Tell that to the maker of easy mac.
[20:47] thomas just stop giving advices
[20:47] It's like a leper giving beauty tips
I AM LOYAL TO THE REAL SOUTH AFRICA!
In light of the thread on FD in General Discussion, I present PvP advice from The Doctor:
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3661/escapedfromunderda0000k.jpg)
Capricious I heard your PC on MD literally wore a CEP stylized thong, and her name was Breeze Dawnstar, but was colloquially referred to as "Breeze Thongstar". Can you confirm this?
So when I responded he says he didn't want it public.
ROFL
LOL
Is this true?
Lol...yes, that was a sort of inside joke, but yes, I won't deny it.
Twilight is a modern classic.
Yes.
I am a big fan.
And the complex social themes
That most people don't even pick up on.
You get these thugs like Morva-
Who read Twilight, and don't pick up on all these elaborate themes Meyer had inserted.
ELABORATE
And just go "Dur, stupid girl book" to look cool in front of their thug friends.
good story
I am not going to hold your hand, Jackass.
thugs dont hold hands
Thugs don't critically read.
thugs dont sparkle in the sun
I just took a piss and there was something white jumping around in my pubic hairs
I haven't seen Evards cast often. Wonder if there's a video of it I can see somewhere
...
Bad idea googling "black" and "tentacles" in the same sentence
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5725/goblinvagina.jpg)
Can't find it on google, but basically a plane walker, is an ordinary person, of any race, class or home plane, who just decides to start walking for no reason, and ends up in other planes now and then.
Like, they port to other planes pure random-like
Haha that's a pretty rad class
oh goody
It's pretty awesome.
Until you end up in the elemental plane of fire
HAha, or Elyssium.
When you just went to take a piss
I do not grind on boys. I just lick their cheeks. When I am drunk
<@Archipelago> ::( Dock Sending by Derdric Psalms : I will not be giving the Speech to the people of the docks, in front of the Wastrel. I am Derdric Psalms, Son of Sabuth, the Muse of Mercy. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( Dock Sending by Derdric Psalms : Now be giving the speech!* )::
<@Sternhund> Please tell me this is North Korea
<@Sternhund> It is
<@Sternhund> Whew
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<@Sternhund> If this was South Korea I would start DM kiling people
:p
<@Sternhund> Just log in and hellball the shit out of everything within sight
<@Archipelago> :: ( Dock Sending by Karida Intisar : Next time you attack Ashara, be prepared to die for it. There will be no more mercy for whores of the Conclave that come for me, each will be obliterated and offered to the Destroyer in turn. ) ::
lol owned
lol
dont do this type of comments, here, please
Voted no on your app, DRD.
And we need to sell tickets to watch that.
Are u Serious Caddies?
Because I want to see Koinus Sten's dad.
Yes.
HAHAHAHA
owned
u better change ur vote because otherwise
im not playing stens dad.
[22:19] I like cock.
[22:19] Wait nvmd
* thomas|mIRC makes random shit up for lolz
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wcsherry is underdog for a reason
it is called
wcsherry!
2nd wave DM
wolololol
or... third? fourth?
Not this guy.
Hey Eraamion -
shit i dont even remember anymore
Get out.
I won't. I shall remain here, as a constant reminder and challenge for you.
Never to give you a moment of respite.
You never were a challenge for me, good sir!
awesome, thanks, good to have you here, eraamion
Of course, you would not admit it in public.
werent you playing for a while?
When we shared that faction, I took the reins, snatched them from your feeble hands!
is that still the case?
What, playing?
Nope, I'm not playing any NWN atm.
Just trolling on IRC from time to time.
What happened to Captain Eclestian?
He is gone!
Dead?
Yup.
For shame. Come to EfU then. Follow my lead!
Nah.
I just applied for a minotaur shadowdancer. You can join me in the concept if you want!
You know, if you had joined mine on CoA, I'd consider it.
Ooh. Well, let's see -
But not like this, not when you spit on our past relationship.
You talked me into joining the Pilgrims, then you disappointed me!
So I'd say we're simply even now.
I didn't talk you into joining Pilgrims.
It was your misled decision.
You absolutely did. Remember the Jergal concept you wanted me to do with you, as part of the Pilgrims?
See!
You didn't do it.
Hence, your disappointment which you're now trying to blame me for.
But you were hardly active regardless!
Why should I be? You gave me no reason to involve you!
Just because I played the only good-aligned member of the faction. Someone had to!
Rejecting my pleas with a cold heart.
If my heart is cold, then it is because thou made it so.
Never. This was before our falling out, while I still had nothing but warmth to give you!
Yet, no amount of warmth was enough to thaw your attitudes.
:|
Your warmth was always tainted with ulterior motives.
Your tongue is slippery, but you lack the consistency to deliver!
Okay this is bugging me now who the shit is BigOrcMan? <__<
It is a well guarded secret.
No one of importance.
Don't try to escape this, Eraamion!
Oh, I am not - mine is the righteous cause.
You are so selfish that the only deliverables that matter are the ones that further your own designs.
You're all washed-up. You hung up your NWN, and now you just bark at the youngsters and tell them of the good old days!
that's been the case for YEARS
Well, guess what - we have lives to live, Eraamion, and innocence you need not taint!
There have never been good days.
You caused it to be so.
Not since our rift.
But before, yea, before -
Things were different.
Darkening and tainting my playing experience, you did.
Always conspiring to make my worst nightmares come true.
Abusing my good heartedness.
I now see it, in a hindsight.
Someone had to take you down a peg or two, charlatan. You feign goodness, yet bring only disappointment.
Yes, I do...
I am incapable of feign.
What I think, I say, openly.
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me too-
Openly, you say?
Even if it allows my enemies to abuse it, and scheme further.
Gaaaaay
You're very persuasive, but you lack the spine to make good on any promise you make!
You're a has-been, Eraamion.
And I think it's best you go.
Tell me of a single promise that I broke!
My heart can't handle any more disappointment.
Yet I shall remain, as a constant reminder of your past sins.
Remember what you whispered in my ear in the canoe under the waterfall?
That voice, that deceitful, sweet voice... it haunts me still to this day.
Worry not, justice might not be apparent, but still it will come, through haunting conscience and dark dreams.
Some justice can only be delivered with a sharp knife.
Until, grey-haired, you will scream in frustration and despair, and regret your past thousandfold.
But then, it will be too late.
Because no redemption shall be possible.
It is never too late. It doesn't matter where I am, you'll feel my rage, my sorrow, my regret... because, deny it all you may, but the link we once shared is still the slightest bit alive.
Indeed, despite the vile things you are doing to burn it forever.
Despite your rage, your sorrow, your regret, that cloud your mind.
The brazenly vile is never as damning as the deceitfully so!
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That cause you to insult me, to throw curses at me, to hurt me profoundly, constantly, to keep my wounds open, bleeding.
My mind, for once, is -not- clouded. It rejects your gentle words, your cajolling, and it recognizes the horrid truth.
Your wounds ought remain open indefinitely, so they may become infected as you have infected my innocence.
The only truth is the wounds that you deliver to me.
The only truth is the evil that your heart has become.
And that truth I shall continue to deliver, blaggard, until you can take not one word more.
The only truth is the taint that you brought to yourself.
Now attempting to sway me to believe it was my sincere effort to improve your life, to bring light into your heart, that caused it to be so.
No more, I say!
Perhaps I am tainted. Perhaps we are all tainted. But my corruption has purpose, it has form... and it exists to bring you to that same miserable place, to suffer alongside me. So, in the end, we may reunite in a bittersweet fashion.
Also, you're a jerk.
:(
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That's right. Frown. FROWN!
shut up you malicious scum
derflaro, you just killed it.
Eraamion, it's done. It's over.
He killed it.
The public hath spoken.
And the verdict, BigOrcMan, is unanimous.
<@Sternhund> Let's take this to #sternhundsprivatedungeon
Harder. HARDER!
Oh, I'm there, big boy
Hahahah.
I had to see if you were serious!
<@Sternhund> You liked that, you dirty ... k I'll quit now
Yeah this could get bad.
During the course of EfU's budding dwarven groups, I have seen about five or six PCs with the same name as my relatives (and one named after a Norwegian beverage) :/
[00:13]
!seen Oskar_Maxon
[00:13] Echigo|KoboldKibbles, I last saw Oskar_Maxon 1 days 22 hours 9 min 8 sec ago quitting: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client.
[00:13] Doesn't play much, does he?
[00:13] he started clubbing
[00:14] and barhopping
[00:15] :|
[00:15] What a bastard
[00:15] He's our Half-Orc
[00:15] Fucker.
[thomas_is_wise] Valorson Volkson: [Talk] Dudes-
WinstonMartin: Caius...
WinstonMartin: thats the guy with no pants and the duck face right?
When ixpadia came there was definately a boom
#efu is like this
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Fong scum
ugh derf stfu
god
Fong is garbage.
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This is why I love derf (VETS ONLY)
This is why I did not before and henceforth will not bring up core in IRC because of the childish nature people seem to take here - if some hooligans want to destroy the topic to honor him.
<@Alyssara> Why has everyone turned into a creeper now that I'm a DM? Its like, I expected the shameless loot requests, but not the shameless, 'ban me, ban me' cries for attention.
(http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/forums/%0315%5Bimg%5Dhttp://img43.imageshack.us/i/nwmain2010072822383556.png)%0F[/IMG]
<_>
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1624/nwmain2010072822383556.png) (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/nwmain2010072822383556.png/)
<_< lol
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Fong scum
ugh derf stfu
god
Fong is garbage.
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favoritism obv
OWN is clearly a dude with a penis irl so gl with that
I don't just run up
and cockslap
with bane
I'm...smoooooth
Like a 13 year olds va
cationplans during the summertime.
Smooth and relaxing
i am a 17 year old guy, so requiem, SHUT IT, OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU
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GAG
[23:09]
Ao if you have 18 cha, and cast eagles splender, getting another +4 cha
[23:10] you got yourself a serious wanger
[23:10] empowered eagles splendor is the FR equivalent of enzyte
[23:10] The Spell for natural male enhancement
"Finally, continue to keep an eye on him to see just what he kept up to besides breakfast cereal for all savers."
???
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[COLOR="Teal"][FONT="Courier New"]Gentlemen:[/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT="Georgia"]
In 8 hours I head out on a trip to eastern British Columbia and western Alberta, enjoying the sights along the way with my old man. I will be gone at most 2 weeks. However, should you not hear from me by September the 5th, I would ask that you undertake certain actions on my behalf, as I will be dead.
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]1st:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Pink"]Look for me in local newspapers to confirm my death. Make copies of these and post them on your wall so that you may never forget.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]2nd:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Wheat"]Create a placeable in the EfU:A starting area as a memorial to me and how much I contributed to the awesome attitude of this server.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]3rd:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Posthumously award me the half-dragon battlemarch bard app. that has been my dream ever since I thought of it just now.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]4th:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]Establish dominance, and mount PapaMidnite.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]5th:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"]Finally, have a minute of +m in #efu, not so that everyone can remember me, but because it is basically the best troll when you force people with nothing to say not to talk.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="7"]Goodbye (forever???)
~LTS[/SIZE]
P.S. Basically I'll haunt you if you don't do #2 at least.[/FONT]
ALL PEOPLE ARE PROSTITUTES!
FFS
while people here may wish to travel the europe, the world, even outer space
i only wish to roll in your supple bogs
with the amphibians of perfection eternal
amen
please god grant me this one wish bring me to frogonia
while people here may wish to travel the europe, the world, even outer space
i only wish to roll in your supple bogs
with the amphibians of perfection eternal
amen
please god grant me this one wish bring me to frogonia
Want to go down to the McDonald's and make time?
*Assembles pieces of his handgun as he bobs his head in steady rythm on his iPhone music* Sure, babe.
FAGGOTS
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FAGGOTS
Oh fuck
That was so sad.
I was just about to sign off an internal company email with "--Infantrywoman Mirana Moore"
did any of you ever have to shit so badly that you cannot make it to the toilet so you took a piece of paper, folded into a hat, shit in it, and carried that to the toilet to flush it?
Seriously. He can't even wear a hat on the right end.
wtf
[22:47]
i no wat illiteration is - That is such an ironic statement.
[22:48] He messed up "alliteration" in such a way as to include "illiterate" in it. That's too perfect to be true.
[22:49] p sure that was the intent bombrah
[22:50] I'm not so sure of that.
[20:35] I want to apply for one of thise Myconoids and just run around pretending to be a psychedelic mushroom that shoots of spores that give people hallucination, and he tries to convince people that the reason they are seeing a walking, talking mushroom is because they inhaled the spores.
Divine inspiration: You logged before the fey event yesterday
Me: Sorry, i told you: College
Divine inspiration: i get it
Me: What happened?
Divine inspiration: Basically Casey and Elera came
Me: ....
Me: That sounded so wrong..
Out of context quotes be cursed. :???:
QuoteArchipelago ::( Dock Sending by Opera Sambur : We require an archer at the docks to help repel the raiders. )::
Just one, though.
< Elmo2_>if magical books worked when you eat the pages, I don't want to imagine what happens when you eat Summon Creature III scroll
do you ride a bicycle
?
with like
yes
frillies on the handlebars?
yes
and a ring ring bell?
yes
awesome
you are a good man
i put my books in my basket
do you have
and my spoke cards all depict barbies
like a baseball card in the spokes?
ohfuck!
that is good stuff
06:07 tropic WHO WANTS TO DO ORCS
06:07 NightShadow I DO!
06:08 tropic me too
06:20 PoP|sleep And thus, the birth of a new half orc
Two new half-orcs. One of them being half-troll.
Quote[21:24] I thought Bonescreech abandoned his new concept
[21:24] Sooo
[21:25] Sorry GS
[21:25] What was Bonescreeche's concept again?
[21:25] secretz
[21:25] Oh right, something pointless because it's not Mystran
[21:25] BUt it blew minds
[21:25] A mindblowing secret, so it blows very few minds.
[21:26] Isn't that the principle that EFU is founded on?
[21:26] blowing?
[21:26] yes.
[21:26] obv thomas|mIRC can only play what bone plays
[21:26] BADUMPT
[21:26] TSH
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Communism exposed.
[7:27pm] DRD: Nine Lives
[7:27pm] DRD: would you say the entire DM team are mostly made up of communists?
[7:27pm] Wern8: drd
[7:28pm] ninelives: definitely
Well, being charming isn't the same as ass-kissing, yeah.
My hope is that the guy who is interviewing me will be distracted by his erection, and I can swoop in and land the job.
"I honestly believe organically based lubricants for automobiles, planes, and for recreational use is the wave of the future, and I look forward to helping you solve the issues you're currently dealing with re: penises catching on fire."
<@Talir> "Ixtra Luth annihilated the Docks with Balors. I find her to be a detriment to our goal of peacekeeping." - Caliphar GoodyTwoShoes
I always inevitably ended up as a child killing, slaving, porn star
who doesn't
When a paladin breaks up with you (because you're evil):
(http://gyazo.com/e557ef8f6c3e63818ab032a7fe4e3330.png)
No idea on this one:
(http://gyazo.com/4251d2a575dc03b5374801a354483951.png)
Johannes: I'm jolly. You're just looking at me with shit-tinted glasses
TBH
Im not a big fan of dragons
Tim Buckley needs to lose his hands. In some sort of industrial fisting accident
The world would be a better place
Industrial fishing accident XD
I'm sorry, that stuck me funny as hell
I nearly spit out Pepsi
I'm picturing like a big sword fish jumping out of the water, with his comic stuck to it's head, and just chopping his hands off XD
Oh...fisting
That too
once i was on the phone with matt
I'll get Eq drunk
and his girlfriend came in
and have a d20 and THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES
(and she is a major bitch i hate her)
lol
tattoooed on his chest
and was like "i want to use the computer to talk to nan on skype tonight"
and matt was like "you can't
she was like
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"why not?"
there was a long silence
and then he was just like "i don't want to say"
LOL
lol
Yes.. Yes!
then she made him and he was like "because we're going to the underdark"
Quote from: "anonymous_individual:IRC"brb having a j
have a think while i'm afk
[23:57] We're two brothers and have the same amount of arms as one brother.
Lmao I just laughed for a good hour reading all of these quotes to page one(: funny shit.
But I never get what I want on efu. Krunto always kills me
Tropic: Hey
Tropic: I just realized
Tropic: Ariel
Tropic: is
Tropic: the "Little Barmaid"
[08:31] I didn't need a penis implant but I got one, 'caus everybody else was getting one
(from ingame, slightly abbreviated)
random dorf: "How do I get my syphilis cured?"
Oisin Felwind: "Have the infected area cut out."
Deirdre: "That would be the brain."
(http://gyazo.com/83cbccb31281f9239b20063706b6e024.png)
... Not OK dude. Not ok.
[21:40] You had an elf DI?
[21:41] yes
[21:41] I quested with you
[21:41] Really?
[21:41] Who was it?
[21:41] Caellon
[21:41] Bow guy
[21:41] I dont remeber that!
[21:41] Arcane Archer
[21:41] Clearly he wasnt very good.
[21:41] Or important.
thomas|mIRC> I don't know why druids oppose slavery
i mean right now you looking like a clwon
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Certain animals do it.
because its like, stupid.
Yes, animals have slave rings.
yeah lots of animals are totally buying and selling others of their species
druids are all about tree hugging and shit.
like all the time dude
lol
Lol
i heard a bunch of enslaved wolves singing "wade in the water"
lol
Awesome.
<+Archipelago> ::( Dock Sending by Murtgah Thralick : Eh ye dominion feckers, listen up okay? So in the docks we feackin` lead giants feckin` lizards to freedom! Ye` hear that, ye don` slave a feckin` great lizard in the docks, ye lead it to the smash for it to stay for its whole life and sleep, okey? this is murt ye feckers, signing off. )::
[02:14] <@thomas|bed> I don't even know who Tupac is.
Its true
everyone wants to be like beggar
i personally put it down
to the fact he can control minds
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I made you say that.
Oh yes, I did.
We are many, and yet, one.
It's okay to be concerned about him attacking you though. I'd be as well with a naked green man beside me.
[23:12]
lol belgian politics
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[23:12] does anyone keep track of that?
[23:13] Does anyone keep track of Belgian politics?
[23:13] lol.
[23:13] Yea
[23:13] They used to be part of th e Soviet Union
[23:13] They arent any more
[23:13] that might be the most random question ever
[23:13] thats pretty much it.
[23:13] ... Belgium?
[23:13] Oh shit!
[23:13] ... Belgium?
[23:13] LOL
[23:13] Ugh...
[23:13] That was Bulgaria!
[23:13] >_<
[23:13] lol
[23:14] lol
[Elsipeth Summers.] : Such a pretty day.
[Elsipeth Summers.] : It's as if the foothills are alive.
[Elsipeth Summers.] : *she sings* with the sound of music...
Although i do have fun with american sailors that visit the naval town i live in
Sending for Aesser Von Ardale
[11:55] <+Archipelago> ::( Dock Sending by Meriao Gensignr : Oi Asshair. I`ve got this scroll still. If you want it. 350 coins outside the wastrel. I`ll make it 325 if you get off your fat arse and run here. !. because that`d be hilarious to see. 2. because then i`d be doing you two favours. So get running tubby. I`m waiting, and I dont like being kept waiting. Gensignr. )::
Quote from: Listen in Silence;216831[23:12] lol belgian politics
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[23:12] does anyone keep track of that?
[23:13] Does anyone keep track of Belgian politics?
[23:13] lol.
[23:13] Yea
[23:13] They used to be part of th e Soviet Union
[23:13] They arent any more
[23:13] that might be the most random question ever
[23:13] thats pretty much it.
[23:13] ... Belgium?
[23:13] Oh shit!
[23:13] ... Belgium?
[23:13] LOL
[23:13] Ugh...
[23:13] That was Bulgaria!
[23:13] >_<
[23:13] lol
[23:14] lol
It was lol, because the Belgians recently broke the record for longest cabinet formation period, btw. The problem with Belgian politics, basically, is that they can't form a coalition because nobody wants to confom to a certain law, but they can't change that law because there isn't currently a government.
City Sending by Crumn Gugush : Hello. I am not a follower of Shargaas, and I am looking for Conclave wizards for- uh- non-violent things. Meet me in the Wardens District- uh- come alone. -Friendly Guy, the Wizard. Hehe. )::
<+Archipelago> ::( Dock Sending by Avner Azyrian : I can`t... hold it... the mythallar... overused in too short a space of time! Aaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... )::
stygians: your #1 source for "i'm bored so FD"
blue41, sons 4 life
word
Poor Azyrian :(
I feel so bad for him.
<+Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : - a booming noise comes from Avners interior - )::
Hagrim Jawbraker, replying to an order to prepare for the next wave of Rot cultists:
"I am prepare... Everything."
You are pure class my elitist friend.
What're you talking about, I thought that quote was awesome.
[14:57] I've invented a new piece of cutlery!
[14:57] It's a dual fork!
[14:57] ...you need exotic prof to EAT now
[17:25] its not homo unless the tentacles are male
[17:25] idiot
16:34 Equinox Weed is a god given substance, put on this earth to make people happy. Its a plant, it just grows.
16:34 Equinox and if by ACCIDENT
16:34 Equinox you happen to set it on fire
16:34 Equinox there are some amusing effect.
16:35 Iron_Oligarch `kick Equinox If God had wanted you to be in this channel, he would not have given me the permissions to kick you.
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RwG PCs would eventually just disappear when they got bored, or fell on a spoon while eating and bled out.
[11:13] I use Rage
[11:13] RAWR THIS ENCUMBRANCE MAKES ME ANGRY
[11:13] lol power walk
[11:13] haha
[11:13] And then I run back to the Zig FURIOUSLY COVERED IN TREASURE
14:03 GoblinSapper Illmaters dogma is to prevent suffering
14:03 GoblinSapper Sometimes that means cutting someones throat
The MAchine was actually a giant spelljammer
Why the Count assigned Lord Blackhearth to supply his poor with provisions!
13:31 KnightOfPentacles:...Does the numinous order eat Stargazers?
13:31 Anon: Oh yeah, they do.
13:31 Eraamion: With an apple stuffed in their mouth.
13:31 Capricious: We prefer paladins, to be quite honest.
13:31 Anon: Obviously.
13:32 Anon: Teril is just for later.
13:32 KnightOfPentacles: Ah, nothing like a charred Lathanderite.
13:32 Eraamion: Paladin sautee with heathen sauce.
13:32:Eraamion: OM NOMNOMNOM
13:33 KnightOfPentacles:And for dessert, we'll have pudding-injected puppies.
13:33 KnightOfPentacles: Which is Emma's personal favorite.
13:34 Capricious: We've bred the puppies special.
13:34 KnightOfPentacles: To retain their cute and innocent flavour.
Quote from: Spiffy Has;223104 The MAchine was actually a giant spelljammer
TOLD you guys.
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Caddies: DRD this is why I left the DM team man, I uncovered some definitively communist internal communiques...it was troubling to say the least. :S
[11:12] *** Now talking to bonafk
[11:12] Hello Talir! I was wondering if I could get an app status & if I can influence the outcome through you a little? ;)
[11:12] bonafk is x@dm-38984.speed.planet.nl ("x@dm-38984.speed.planet.nl") rwe
[11:12] bonafk on #crones #EfU
[11:12] bonafk using ethereal.ca.us.darkmyst.org high orbit is the highest ground there is
[11:12] bonafk idle 0, signed on Fri Feb 11 08:28:41 2011
[11:13] OK
[11:13] O DAMN!
[11:13] LET ME PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
[19:20] Caius Drayden up in this mothaf-
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[20:44] Caddies
[20:44] How do u feel about the originals?
[20:44] Aboriginals
[20:44] ?
[20:44] lol
[20:44] haha
[20:44] lol
21:23Eq I am waiting now for trenada to decide sending wars are bad and fd someone.
21:28 NuclearCatastrophe It'll happen
21:28 NuclearCatastrophe sending wars are finished
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If only he'd known sooner...
[19:19] WTF
[19:19] there is a place who will take ur baby for free?
[21:50] <@Snoteye> For 4.50 I would cyb0r you.
[21:50] My body is ready.
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I embrace the Meme.
QuoteI see what your saying but ehh... I don't see it happening. Seems very..mechanical.
[16:08]
as lvl 30 dragon you dont get any xp for killing lvl 8-9s infact the dms think its lame that you kill new pcs like that.
[16:09] shevorth should have subdued everyone to allow story and conflicts to form
[16:09] what story and conflicts?
[16:09] they would just come back again and kill him
[16:09] ./c subdual BO and hide all their backpacks
[16:09] that's what happens when anybody subdues somebody and takes their shit
[16:09] lol
[16:09] Yes but the problem with that player playing the dragon is that he is a griefer.. I once caught him flying arround the ziggy killing npc cattle without a dm pressent.
[16:10] oh, so that's what howland was referring to about subraces being revoked
[16:10] Shevorth just isn't living up to his application goals
[16:10] Thats the point!
[16:10] He is such a dick.
[16:10] All Shevorth does is click battlemarch and win, whatever
Dasmis: "I'm going to order a T-shirt that says "I GOT PWNED BY SHEVORTH TWICE!"
::( City Sending by Rennart aep`Cavallagg : The Three and One spake, and two omens have been seen. A dead panther screamed like a man in the woods, and a skeletal hand clawed its path through the foliage. Thus has been foreseen, the Tower of Mercy shall be entered. Assemble atop the ziggurat. )::
Mort feeds on my tears
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Quote from: Luke Danger;228542Dasmis: "I'm going to order a T-shirt that says "I GOT PWNED BY SHEVORTH TWICE!"
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I love how #efugross is Griff
and Griff alone
You don't want to know what he's doing in there
An echo chamber of profanity
An isolation chamber
floating in the darkness
in all kinds of wrong
Building an ASCII penis one line at a time
srsly someone get permabanned already and join me :(
[16:40] You know how I know we are older then most here, Sylvyr?
[16:40] How is that?
[16:40] you act like you're married
[16:40] get a room
[16:40] god
[16:40] Cap are you a plastic paddy?
[16:40] We still punctuation marks.
[16:40] Look at Kote for instance. Not a single period.
[16:40] Too bad you don't grammar
[17:02]
What s that bullshit about Elders of the Exiles swearing a fealty ?: P
[17:03] Hahahah.
[17:03] They have though right?
[17:04] yes
[17:04] they are 'unhappy' but willing vassa;s
[17:04] vassals*
[17:04] and even tell people ig to follow order law
[17:07] What bullshit? Where have these guys been living on.
[17:07] We've been saying that all over again and again.
[17:07] They IC swore feaylty and accepted it
[17:07] as long as the World Tree and peace remains
[17:07] Or something
[17:18] yes.
[17:18] The ones who don't like it, left.
[17:18] But their "leaders" are still there.
[17:18] Kahuu being the sort of unofficial leader, and the half-orc being the one who tends the World Tree.
[17:19] Or...Ka...whatever his name is.
[17:20] Kahlua, Kawaii, Kayak....I can never remember.
[17:22] Also, I can certainly attest that the swore fealty because I was there with my wildling when they did. >.>
[17:23] Those of us there are like Nam vets, we've seen things we'd like to forget..but they happened, man, they happened.
I don't know, I just found out I'm Jewish 2 months ago!
I don't know what to believe yet.
Except that you're all out to get us.
12:05 Archipelago ::( City Sending by David Fox : Katerina. If you are free please me outside the kingsman. )::
12:05 Archipelago ::( City Sending by David Fox : // please meet* me )::
12:06 A-Dark-Path that typo
12:06 A-Dark-Path sounds so wrong
12:06 A-Dark-Path :(
12:06 A-Dark-Path my char is Katerina!
Quote from: Egon the Monkey;23083312:05 Archipelago ::( City Sending by David Fox : Katerina. If you are free please me outside the kingsman. )::
12:05 Archipelago ::( City Sending by David Fox : // please meet* me )::
12:06 A-Dark-Path that typo
12:06 A-Dark-Path sounds so wrong
12:06 A-Dark-Path :(
12:06 A-Dark-Path my char is Katerina!
Hahaha. And they said romance was dead.
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Hi Talir.
Is this about an application?
Is what?
Is this about PvP or other in-game event requiring me to log on?
No?
HEY EBOK :D :D :D
9:29: Diz-e: All that wish to troll upon these grounds bring it hither
Lenthis[NP> I DIDNT RUN
SCREW YOU GUYS
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I dont like to bear the torch in flame wars but I have plenty of fuel and plenty of flame.
[23:08] <@Iron_Oligarch> `kick BigOrcMan Enough with your pseudoscience.
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[23:08] You can't beat the degree outta me, man. It's in my blood now.
[23:08] I have a piece of paper that says so!
[23:09] <@Iron_Oligarch> Paper can be destroyed.
[23:09] Brains can be damaged
[23:10] He'll beat you with a shoe until you forget college
[23:10] and destroy your paper
[23:10] Send the educated to the gulag.
[23:10] <@Iron_Oligarch> I have no use for literati who aren't Party members.
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[23:12] the intellectual elite
[23:12] slowly destroy the values
[23:13] that the peoples party seek to restore
[23:13] thus the educated must be sent to de-education camps
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> "People's Party"?
[23:13] where they will be fed lead paint and beaten with wrenches
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> I'm no Communis.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> *Communist.
[23:13] neither was Stalin
[23:13] but he still represented "the peoples party".
[23:13] nudge nudge wink wink.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> I'm not Stalin either.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> Otherwise I would be an Iron_Autocrat.
[23:13] I should say not, not enough beard
:City Sending by Quen the Cloudbreaker : A band of Kobolds near the sacred land of Kozah feel they can hide within their earthen hovels to avoid the wrath. I seek those who would march and shake the very soil in his name, to assemble atop the ziggurat. )::
...
...
...
The other night, I was giving your mom the Wrath...
left n right
Devastated her.
that harlot
Left a wake of destruction in your bed.
Did you shake the very soil in her name?
The very earth moved.
Like a band of goblins, I hid something in your mom's earthy hovel
10:53 PureeOfPelican I believe that Derf smokes cinnamon and allspice. It's the only real explanation we can come up with.
Quote
20:13] <+Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Craven Blackmoor : Dear brothers and sisters of blackmoor, i have given up our noble line and became member of this colony and thanks to this sending system they have i can shout it at yous, i shall see you all later at that tavern your young brother Craven )::
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[21:54]
Don't give up AKMATT.
[21:55] <@AKMatt> I'm not giving up.
[21:56] <@AKMatt> I just watched Schindler's List today and now I'm in a state of despondency.
[21:57] you could've quested more, akmatt
[21:57] this watch, that car
[21:57] you could have sold them for potions
[21:57] you could have quested more
`ban Seanzie no cursing!
* Seanzie Whimpers and cries
Maybe you buried Chanserv under a bunch of rubble too.
I'll leave if you want! Cd
XD
This is how mort finds out he's been kicked off the team
Please leave, then.
Assume I banned you.
Ok. Sorry again mort
lol
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I'm joki-
[17:42] Did he SAY, "XOXO"? or did he somehow convey it...
[17:42] he said it
[17:42] what does XO XO mean?
[17:43] hugs and kisses
[17:43] its something you write in a letter
[17:43] It's also a smiley emote.
[17:43] X -cross eyed O -Gaping mouth
[17:44] Like is anime for instance.
[17:44] I meant hugs and kisses.
[17:44] Of course.
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[17:44] I find your knowledge of anime immersion breaking.
[17:44] Won't have it sir.
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[17:46] I find your knowledge of his knowledge of anime immersion breaking
[17:47] I find this talking about anime immersion breaking, stop it immediately.
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[17:50] I find your talking about my talking about his knowledge of anime being immersion breaking immersion breaking. :(
[17:51] My god
[17:51] Look what I've done
[17:51] :(
[17:51] i find your talking about stupid shit stupid
[17:51] >:|
sweet
azuth all day
And Night
And day
and Night
Then maybe some Mystra
Then you ride upon Azuth's Staff
all night
and day
that's dirty i'm reporting you
lies
reported
u gon get ban sucker
[DM]BIGWARRIOR: [Tell] Sadly no one saw that sad display save you and I :(
[DM]Halfbrood: [Tell] I enjoyed the show.
Mibillix Trollbelly: [Tell] Damn, would have love to see some 'wtf' supression.
I remember EQ's first char
Got into PvP without a DM?
Why?
"I attacked a chosen and it did no dmg. I wanted to make sure they still worked so I took a swing at him."
Hahahaha.
Chosens were lycanthropes
Lol
Oh jesus i remember that
that was literally my first day of efu/nwn ever.
lol
and some guy was like go down there
so i hit the chosen
and it did nothing
Lol.
and i was like WTF
BUGGED
CANT DO DAMAGE
Amazing
so i attack some other guy cause i genuinely thought it was broken >_>
That's a thing of beauty, right there.
So Eq's solution to a problem, hit someone else...nothing's much changed has it?
It could here in Canberra, DRD
Canada?
Canberra, the captial of australia
The meaning of life by kotenku
Kotenku, what is the meaning of life?
To crush your enemies
see them driven before you
and to hear the lamentations of their women
also:
to learn how to be chill
ice cream
[19:42]
::( City Sending by Envia Halloud : I shall be holding a very interesting sermon, in late happenings of what I`ve done. Come to the tippy top of the ziggurat, and enjoy the painful fun.. mhmhmhm,... )::
[19:43] er
[19:44] Someone come!!
[19:45] That's what she said?
[19:48] for the love of god no
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[19:52] Ugh. I just had a sermon by myself :(
Halfbrood> I'll buck up, sorry zango123.
Halfbrood, DangerousDan
Its an epic story line, grats for it.
Today, Emma Snow scried the following message:
But-
"NUCLEAR LAUNCH....DETECTED"
Such ends Numidious Order.
You kinda need to get the ball rolling faster.
Because, lets all be honest here.
You have an army of undead, whos going down after starwood?
Oh yes, the random arse castle in the middle of the forest.
LOL.
God...
[facepalm]
Whos only way to get in and out of it is a flimsy stone bridge.
Thanks for the advice. :)
Zango123.
zango123 offers some scathing criticism for you guys there... how you going to answer that, guys?
zango123 sometimes I worry about you.
stop making me laugh so hard
Well I am just going to have to bow my head and accept the man is right.
We're talking about the organisation
my body aches enough
Time to pack it all in.
That could basically at ANY MOMENT
I am done.
say "Fuck you Ziggurat, no more grain"?
Hand over the mantle, DangerousDan.
Yeah, they sound like wimps
Throw in the towel, Dan.
`deop
helps to be OP first dan
Kinda- forgot to op mate..
quick noone will notice
`op
=-= Mode #EfU +o DangerousDan by ChanServ
`deop
=-= Mode #EfU -o DangerousDan by ChanServ
I am done.
xD
Zango.
*Pats shoulder*
.... treat her well.
You complete and utter spastic. :)
This is better then monty python
LOL.
*Nods calmly* I will do my best. You odd, and strong opionated, but oftly nice person in your own way.
Quote[16:30] Patronising anyone (when it is undue) is rather abhorrent behaviour.
[16:33] Aethereal, what is you patronize someone with tentacles?
[16:33] what if, even.
[16:34] Then it would be abberant behavior!
[20:59] Canzah
[20:59] on your birthday, i'll host a module with lower in its entirity set up
[20:59] Yes what?
[20:59] lol
[20:59] for you to have a run around
Lord Blackhearth: "Aye, we are sorely pressed. It has come. APOCALYPSE HAS COME!"
Smaug: "That's just how we call it 'Monday' in the Order."
::( City Sending by Norbert von Daugof : With the death of the dreadscum pirate Jacky Whitefield, our Dominion rests a little safer in these trying times, thanks to the heroism of His Grace`s Loyalist Militia. I, militiaman Norbert, will await any minstrels, wenches, or donations at the ziggurat`s peak. )::
Vextar: GARAGOOOSSSS
Trouble: GARAGOS AND TYMORA!
Eli Prince: And ILLMATER
[...]
Notch Hardkor: GARAGOS TYMORA ILMATER AND TALOS!
Drem Merin: I guess the stereotypes weren't wrong after all.
Some good, old-fashioned nagarage:
22:23 Naga: I attacked <_<
22:23 Naga: Then trenada looked at me
22:23 Naga: and I was near death
...
22:24 Naga: then I healed up to full and he did it again
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[00:29] I like Obama
[00:29] Muslim fire breathing robot
[00:29] From Kenya
[00:29] Fuck yeah
Quote[12:05] I have always been a stalwart opponent of gold farmers / gold buying. "Gold farmers are not people!"
[12:05] <@core> I bought shitloads of gold TBH.
[12:05] But this suggest I was extremely cruel when I used to camp gold farmers.
[12:05] <@core> And had a guild on WoW called Shanghai Farming Company.
[12:05] <@core> Which started off with 10 people and 1 chinese gold farmer as an officer-
[12:06] Hahaha/
[12:06] <@core> Before ballooning to 150 members overnight.
[12:06] <@core> With guild chat taking place entirely in chinese/korean.
[12:06] How did you manage that?
[12:07] Or do I just have a really bad sarcasm detector.
[12:07] <@core> We made one dude an officer.
[12:07] <@core> And he invited all of his friends/colleagues.
[12:07] <@core> Speedylyter IIRC
[12:07] Wow.
[12:07] <@core> He was the one of the few who could speak English, and was thus made an officer.
say "THERES BROWN PEOPLE IN OUR ARMY, WE NEED TO STOP'EM FROM INVADIN OUR LAND
Archipelago ::( DM Shout : --A collective sigh erupts from the people of Ymph, as another `sending war` begins.-- )::
Quote from: AKMatt;200471[20:35] I want to apply for one of thise Myconoids and just run around pretending to be a psychedelic mushroom that shoots of spores that give people hallucination, and he tries to convince people that the reason they are seeing a walking, talking mushroom is because they inhaled the spores.
*giggles* Most epic concept ever. Was this ever apped for? I was going to make a serious PC next, but this has hilarity written all over it.
Quote from: Luke Danger;240324Vextar: GARAGOOOSSSS
Trouble: GARAGOS AND TYMORA!
Eli Prince: And ILLMATER
[...]
Notch Hardkor: GARAGOS TYMORA ILMATER AND TALOS!
Drem Merin: I guess the stereotypes weren't wrong after all.
Just to clarify:
Vextar - Human
Trouble - Halfling
Eli - Human or Half-Elf, unsure which
Notch - Half Orc
Drem - Halfling
D_I: I once forgot what a tyre was
D_I: I looked at it and it was ontop of a lampost
D_I: Thinking
D_I: Wow
D_IWho the hell did that1
Canzah: lol
D_I: Tried to point it out
D_I: And forgot what it was
D_I: I was like
D_I: Look it's a...
D_I: "A uh...."
Canzah: Haha
D_I: "DAMNIT WHAT IS IT!"
I doubt Caesar'd even notice frigging Brutus there
He'd be too busy screaming "FUCK I AM DYING"
people say the uk has a drinking problem.
i say we have a drinking advantage.
Nbane's Comedy Hour
Quote Have you heard the one about the vegetarian zombies efu?
"Graaaaaaaaaaaainssssssss! Graiiiiiiiiiinnssssssss!"
* Nbane holds out arms outstretched
...
[facepalmo ultimo]
"Graaaaaaaaaains!"
ugh
Actually.
That's funny.
I'm the master of nwn jokes
Encore?
Quote An elf a human and a half orc-
Are wandering along...
The human, comes across a tree... the tree begins speaking to him.. it says "I AM A MAGIC TREE!"
The human, says "Prove it!"
suddenly, a golden apple materialises
And he is convinced, and the tree says "If you run and jump off this cliff- I will transform you into whatever you desire!"
So the human runs.... sprints... JUMPS! annnnnd-
He shouts "Eagle!"
And turns into a majestic eagle and flies off into the sunset
The same thing happens to the elf, he is convinced that the tree is magic by the tree turning all its leaves into beautiful butterflies-
So..
The elf runs up to the cliff-
Shouts "Dragon!" as he jumps off
And, just as with the human, is majestically transformed!
Lets hear the one about the old woman and the fish market!
Now, the half orc... comes up.. and without any proof from the tree that
Run's at the cliff, trips up and yell's "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!"
>_<
00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name.00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name.00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name
We all know Benes has trouble down there. He's so old getting hard these days is hard
this convo isnt as bad as chris talking about phoenix's hole
KoP: That's not pokemon
KoP: that's yugi-oh scrub
KoP: >_> NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW
Elmo. I could, but then DeputyCool would come to my house and murder me in a way that would make the Black Dahlia murder seem tame.
*codex I mean
Drexia would do stuff if he was with Count, still
...Wow
Ah, the sublte arts of DM politics
Is deputycool that violent?
I can take care of DeputyCool if you take care of Drexia
in our dreams smaug....in our dreams...
No he's not, but he would be if I touched Drexia without his permission.
Its like his favorite action figure.
[04:42]
::( City Sending by Randen Blake : Since I have the gold to do so, I would like to take this moment to express the following sentiment: Bugger the count of oldport right up the bunghole with a red hot poker. Bugger hballah in the eyes with the SAME poke rafter. Bugger the ancient netherise for all of these buggering nightrisers..... )::
[04:43] ::( City Sending by Randen Blake : Bugger the bankers for running off with my gold to Cormyr. Bugger the ziggoraut for kidnapping me. Bugger the crazy halflings and orcs in the wildernesss for trying to eat me... bugger, bugger... bugger. )::
[04:39] this would be a very lulsy time for new players to arrive
[04:39] tbh
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[04:40] Worse if they arrive in the dark hours.
[04:40] lol new player logs on
[04:40] sub warden face wrecker:~sycthe crit~ Welcome to EFU
[04:40] Now that's a welcome!
[17:38] RogerFnRabbit So if the End doesn't happen tonight..will the DMs claim it was merely a time of judgement, and the real raptu..I mean..end, will occur in six months?
"Fuck Canon"-
DM Howland, June 12th, 2011, on unvieling EFU3
Lol..
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Just wait.
Mistlocke: City Sending by Zane Katora : There is a problem in the grainary,
nothing the common merc cannot take care of, I wish to get payed from
the man asking for help, any who desire gold aswell come to the
markeytplace, outside.
Halfbrood: Goblin bombers prepared
Halfbrood: Warcry: FOR THE /GRANARY/.
psy·cho·pomp
[sahy-koh-pomp] Show IPA
â€"noun
a person who conducts spirits or souls to the other world, as hermes or Charon.
<@Howland> Wait
Got it.
<@Howland> psychopomp is an actual word?
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Single-handedly stopping goblin invasions, so everyone else can listen to the speech. Phillipe, hero.
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[15:15] This char
[15:15] Who I have now
[[15:15] Will last
[[15:27] shit
[15:27] stupid dire rat killed me
[15:28] 10 minutes folks
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:D
It's a windy ! ! !
where!?!
* Sylvyr sticks tongue out at WWind.
Brat
um, yes?
* WWind licks Syl
* Sylvyr giggles
I think I need DM help.
... Embarrasing.
Uh oh
Okay, here goes.
I drank a potion of Inflict Mortal Wounds, as a test...
>_>
oh god
You didn't think to use polarization, Aethereal?
And now I can't respawn, although I am unsure if I should respawn or find a way to get a raise.
WAT
MORTAL
That was cure ritical for us Nightrisers
Hahaha
um Amadeus, I'm going to miss you
Well, it was a foolish test. I admit, I thought it would leave me at 1 hp.
Wait, where is your corpse Aethereal? I want to loot you
Omg.
What twas it, harm?
lmao
Vultures.
I call first dibs.
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VULTURE!
too late
I took EVERYTHING
Wait
LIER.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vultures, plural was actually correct
omg fuck this group im running back for lewts
PHAT LEWTS
Drinking a potion of mortal wounds
I'm standing over his corpse waiting to make off with it and animate it so I can make it dance around in the forest.
Means the person who killed you was you
Ergo you were killed by a PC
LMFAO!!
Ergo it was a PvP death
Ergo no respawn
Hm. Bothersome. Suicide.
XD
well
I think when he arrived Kelemvor said "Nope, not touching that. THe concentrated DERP may damage the Fugue Plane."
Luke on... something ;)
: Shorter, so its easier to swallow and doesn't have a whole act of build up
(it's NWN2: Mask of the Betrayer)
>.>
Mister Freudian, much?
Full Context:
08:00
Wrexsoul
Is the original campaign worth playing in NWN2? I've been thinking of giving it a try
08:00
Chris
toolset I couldnt work out
08:00
LukeDanger
TBH, MOTB was a much better campaign
08:00
LukeDanger
Shorter, so its easier to swallow and doesn't have a whole act of build up
--- Egon|Lab is back
08:00
Egon|Lab
Luke
08:01
Egon|Lab
You are the low hanging fruit of dick jokes.
08:01
Egon|Lab
Which, not accendentally is a dick joke in itself
08:01
LukeDanger
Oh the irony. >.>
08:01
Egon|Lab copies that line of Luke's out of context
They is even having weddings in MacDonalds now
I want my funeral to be in a MacDonalds
Lol
And let us commemorate good Knight of Pentacles.
for this week and next
he shall be the provider of big mac meat.
May he rest in pieces, yummy yummy pieces.
that why they're so damn tasty
hope you die young then
dont wanna eat an eighty year old guy
thxz
GK wants a KoP burger.
fresh
such a good guy
;)
who doesnt?
KoP likes burgers.
more specifically, he likes meat between his buns.
who doesnt?
wolol
who doesnt?
oh wait
shit
HAHAHAHAH
I bet this is going on the thread
sigh
<@Sternhund> can't decide to go downtown and drink or to stay home and read... /firstworldissues
<@Sternhund> Actually reading GoT/HP at the moment
<@Sternhund> but...
<@Sternhund> Oh shit
<@Sternhund> Oh shit
<@Sternhund> There is a bar downtown called The Library
<@Sternhund> (Nobody ever reads there)
<@Sternhund> and its next door to Shakespeare's Pub
<@Sternhund> For reals
<@Sternhund> I could like
<@Sternhund> Tell the bitches next to me to STFU so I can read
<@Sternhund> then they'll be like "Ooo he negged me" and then
<@Sternhund> I'll take them home
<@Sternhund> and rake in the pussaayyy
griff, you should be a poster boy for parents who aren't sure whether to pay their below average children's way through education.
Cause if you major in Political Science
U can declare someone a political prisoner.
The horrors of #Treehuggers is revealed
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* Barber runs by naked
wooooooo!
* thomas|miRC Stabs Barber
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<@diz-e> lol
Capricious A rhinohunter on Ymph would be out of work.
Capricious They'd have to live off the Ilmateri public assistance fund. :(
lovethesuit Out of work rhino hunter
lovethesuit Just hangin out in the square
lovethesuit Beggin
lovethesuit " Hey Jim, I saw a rhino in the woods today"
lovethesuit He gets a tear in his eye
lovethesuit MY TIME HAS COOOOOOOOOOOME
lovethesuit Charges out into the forest
lovethesuit gets mugged
lovethesuit Limps back into town with his head down
lovethesuit Just starts crying
lovethesuit That's right. You thought it was going to be a joke but instead it's just sad
23:08
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23:09derfoDoom...
23:09Iron_Oligarch_Doom comes for you, derfo.
23:09derfoProve it...
23:10Iron_Oligarch_Gladly.
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20:28 Sternhund Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
20:28 Sternhund Hmm it kind of works
20:28 Sternhund Anyway, Butterfly! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
whats the damage on ball lightning these days
It hits you in the balls.
Then, if you fail the save, you lose them.
What about females and eunuchs?
Females get hit in the beach balls.
Eunuchs are immune.
I just been watching the lord of the rings trying to forget about exams
I was doing well til Gandalf shouted out at me "You shall not pass"
<@Johannes> I'm actually pretty uncultured when it comes to my meats
"Old Muskroot is a learned and unwashed wizard who dwells in the basement of his shabby little tower by the main bridge to Mistlocke. He serves as a quiet town protector and advisor to the Mayors and Village Elders of Mistlocke. He is responsible for the sending system that broadcasts messages throughout all of Ymph. "
Learned... unwashed... basement.
HOLY CRAP HE'S THE SYSADMIN.
13:12 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Mistlocke Sentry : Men and Women capable in warfare are asked to head to the gates of Mistlocke. A legion of savage Wild Orcs is making its way to the village as we speak! )::
13:22 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : Siege upon the fort, siege upon the fort! Help us, they have killed the guards. Siege upon the village! The town is being pillaged by orcan hordes, Help! )::
13:28 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : Oh Goddess no. No, no, no! They are killing everyone. The guards are dead. The people are dying. The orcs are plundering and pillaging and destroying Mistlocke! Wake up. Everyone, wake up! We need help. )::
13:36 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Tolinus Lavaface : Orcs now occupy Mistlocke, their defenders have fallen. Will no one come and aid us? )::
13:37 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : This is my first day in Mistlocke. And I am terrified at the portents of this land. Please. Gods above, aid us. Orcs are breeding freely in our midsts. Prevent the creation of the fetid half blood. Please, save us, save us Gods above, save us! )::
13:50 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Mororn Glaemril : Ilmater`s Blessings, good Ymph. The orcish horde is at last defeated through the Mercy of the Broken God, the valour of our defenders and the sacrifices of good souls who have fallen upon the field. A memorial is to be held for our fallen, near to the graveyard and the Tower of the Gods. All who would pay their respects are asked to attend. )::
13:55 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Numinous Order Scout : A clan of Trolls from the Morass has been spotted in the vicinity of the village. An attack upon Mistlocke might be imminent! Move to defend Mistlocke from this threat! )::
13:58 NuclearCatastrophe The end of EFUM
13:58 NuclearCatastrophe Came too soon
QuoteTalir: You can lose all gold, all equipment. You can lose XP and get maimed. But the truly, truly precious thing you lose by abandoning a character is his reputation.
<@Halfbrood> gimme some skin brother
skin skin
<@core> skeen skeen
Core is like the lonely half-brother, so desperately wanting to be one of the family
<@Halfbrood> mlask mlask
<@core> at least i am not the fucking abortion
core is a sound fella
True. Where is Ninelives anyways?
16:05 Johannes Have you tried mixing mayonnaise and semen?
Johannes Masterchef
would you kill me if I bought this for your house Syl? http://cslacker.com/images/view/8175
reviewers are saying it's really graphically violent, but I'm not sure what that means anymore in context of the sort of people who review moviies
Do I really need to answer that WWind?
[giggles]
Goodness
that thing looks lethal
batfan!
[giggles harder]
Great.. now he wants it.
I hate you right now wwind....
LOLOL!
If that fucking thing ends up in my living room... you are in soooooooo much trouble.
but but but .... I am the giver of zucchini bread and chicken divan
LOLOLOL
QuoteThe_Sacrilegious_Scorn: Griff comes across to me as a very mature and respected member of the local community with pearls such as: "fartimus"
Quote[23:40] <@Halfbrood> i was hasting you
[23:40] <@Halfbrood> from the fucking DM client
[23:40] <@Halfbrood> and you still lost
when I think of sternhund, I imagine him to be like that one character from yugioh gx
the slightly tan mathematician dude
[16:20] I'm Amish.
Abigail Nightal-Brunswick: You'd probably find this wizard and realize it's H'bala herself, and Rennart's secret weapon turns out to be coconuts.
For reference of the humor.
http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?p=260680#post260680
Eriaamon deploys Rule 34 on seers:
QuoteEraa|Recruiting Join #numinousorder to ask questions that you have always been afraid to ask in public!
Egon|Lab What does the Grand Master wear under his kilt?
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Eraa|Recruiting A belt of chastity.
Eraa|Recruiting You didn't know?
Eraa|Recruiting It's one of the major faction goals.
Eraa|Recruiting "Find the mystical key that unlocks the Grandmaster's belt of chastity. Then the entire Order shall be transformed."
Eraa|Recruiting There are two subfactions.
Eraa|Recruiting The conservatives keep the key's location a closely guarded secret.
Eraa|Recruiting Each of the illuminati holds but a part of the passphrase.
Eraa|Recruiting The progressists strive to pry the secret out.
Eraa|Recruiting By attempting to make the illuminati drunk, for example.
Eraa|Recruiting Or by hiring whores to seduce them.
JaydeMoon I mean, your first point, Egon, isn't a point at all.
JaydeMoon Ogre Mages aren't Mist Ogres, but neither are Mist Ogres standard Ogres.
JaydeMoon So it makes just as much sense to compare Mist Ogres to one as it is to the other.
Egon|Lab I'm confused and I'm shutting up now. You should too. I'm Ogrewhelmed
Quote woah, wwind is still alive
o.O I was dead?
I thought you went off to the Middle East
nah
[COLOR="DarkRed"]* WWind stabs Req for old times[/COLOR]
I'm not sure what kind of old times they had, but that makes it sound interesting.
Quote Lets be honest Sternhund, your a superbly lazy individual and there is no such thing as the Sternhund time bank.
I'm watching 3rd season Breaking Bad - Chicken Man amazing = )
you're*
Let's*
<@Sternhund> You dare insult the divine entity that is Sternhund!
<@Sternhund> Only I can say I am lazy. It is true.
Question Mark.
*** Sternhund kicked thomas|mIRC from the channel: You deserve this.
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*** Sternhund kicked thomas|mIRC from the channel: I know you feel this.
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Laughing...so hard...
Abuse of power? No way, I'm a divine entity!
You were kicked from #Efu by NuclearCatastrophe (I'm taking your head, and raping your woman, before your body is cold)
Quote The worst thing is when you play a wizard
Polymorph into a troll and get dispelled in a group of orcs
That's called counter trolling
Quote :: (DM Shout : SetFollow Menaster follow Skald ) ::
Noob
Quote Yes. YES I WOULD MARRY AN ELF!
Follow Morn Greycastle into the Sinister Enclave. Thrill as you face hordes of undead. Scream in terror as Griff's ancient laptop overheats, and Morn fades away in the misty depths of the ziggurat.
I'll retire Kreegar to a cave until one day some young upstart seeks out for training to defeat a rival suitor of his love in a boxing match. I will reluctantly accept, and there will be a training montage.
Joadath says so so it must be true.
Mistlocke: City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Harken thee fellow soul to the words of the Blind Seer and Counsellor of Eternity`s Wake; Faern`Aerthras. Aberdenn, Caermyn, Conclave, Muster, Order, Watcher, Wildling; all souls of worth, all potential fodder for the ENEMY...
Mistlocke: City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : As thy hath united under the oppression of Old Port, unite once more for the Realisation of Truth; that destiny is wrought by mortal hand, living hand and it is found in only one place: Eternity`s Wake! )
Mistlocke: City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Know that though thou art all concerned with politics, of voting in a new Mayor. That actions to forward -OUR- cause are not impeded by lack of a single being who more often than not is merely a figurehead, an appeasement. A puppet, I dare say. I do not suggest that thou wouldst not cast vote, that thou wouldst not partake of "deomcratic," process... )
Mistlocke: City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Only that thou wouldst realise, Eternity`s Wake is for thee! It is for we, together, we souls shall unite against the End. We shall stave off the indignities of life upon this isle, we shall carve our own passage through time. We shall overcome! We shall not give in, not to the Wolf, not to the Maiden, not t- )
Naga: City Sending by Disgruntled Sleepy Citizen : [STABBING NOISES CAN BE HEARD] )::
* @wcsherry dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at derfo
* @wcsherry finds the closest large object and gives derfo a slap with it
* @wcsherry gives derfo a hearty slap
* @wcsherry likes slapping people and randomly picks derfo to slap.
<@derfo> OK.
* @wcsherry slaps derfo upside da head with a hairy goldfish
* @wcsherry slaps derfo with a large smelly trout
* @wcsherry would slap derfo, but is not being violent today
<@derfo> OK.
* @wcsherry dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at derfo
* @wcsherry slaps derfo and starts getting carried away
* @wcsherry likes slapping people and randomly picks derfo to slap.
* @wcsherry breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at derfo
* @wcsherry slaps derfo a few times
* @wcsherry slaps derfo upside da head with a hairy goldfish
* @wcsherry gives derfo a clout round the head with a fresh copy of HydraIRC
Your wife is more manly than you are Jayde
How does that make you feel.
That doesn't make her more manly.
I'm gonna tell Lys you think she's manly.
Please do so Jayde.
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Maybe she'd finally give me some attention
:(
lol
I sing outside her window every night and she just throws bricks at me.
?
thomas trying to talk up some hoe?
lol!!!
thomas obviously hasn't tried the req method
Oh my god...Requiem....
That comment...oh my god...roflmao...
shit in a paper bag, and leave it on her doorstep
xD
with a love letter
hahaha
Req digging himself a hole
a hoe*
I don't think Alyssara would appreciate that Requiem
oh
yea, still do it
HA!
she'll accept you with open arms
02:07 Requiem|Concepting i once read this spiderman comic. there was this hippo who became antromorphic after a villain hit it with some beam. it then became a bank robbing hippo because the job market for a hippo wasnt too good
02:07 Requiem|Concepting it was awesome
[19:55]
I see a new player, someone go greet him
[19:55]
How do you know they're new?
[19:55]
talking to all the npcs
[19:55]
and trying locked doors
[19:55]
lol
[19:55]
gank him
[19:56]
Best way to show him what EFU is all about.
[19:56]
Subdue him then wave your dick in his face. Then slowly whisper in his ear. "Welcome to EFU."
Why one should go to class...
thomas|mibbit morning
08:36the_old_hack o
08:36thomas|mibbit I don't wanna go to class. ><
08:37the_old_hack You have to.
08:37the_old_hack for if you don't, Mort will spawn the Agony in your bedroom and have it steal all your left socks.
KoP, you`re banned.
[02:33]
<@Iron_Oligarch> Kennedy got what he deserved.
[02:34]
When Oswald is inexplicably shot while in very poor police custody.
[02:34]
<@Iron_Oligarch> Philandering son of a rumrunner.
New Ranger perk: Fall off mountain. Instantly zone from top of mountain to bottom at the cost of taking 10D10 damage.
New Ranger perk: turn out to be the King in exile. Must be named Aragorn.
New Ranger perk: have all the girls swoon over you and +10 Tumble. Male elf only, must be blond.
New Ranger Perk: Shield Surfing
YES
Equipping a shield gives you +10 tumble
Only when going down hill
New Ranger perk: use arrow as close combat weapon.
New Ranger perk: use dwarf as thrown weapon.
New Ranger perk: being personally pursued by all the agents of whatever placeholder Dark Lord is around.
New Ranger perk: Defend fort against 20 to 1 odds Orcish assault and not die until the very last wave comes.
New Ranger perk: if played by Thomas, instantly suicide to spare self the humiliation and agony.
12:24 Johannes: THUS
12:24 Johannes: I like penis
Mira
Now that your husband is a DM
Do you expect loot from him.
No, but I do expect to find myself annoyed at the fact that he will likely be on the computer a lot more
:D
I know how this DMing thing goes
You get on to "just do this one quick thing" and the next thing you know it's 5 hours later
lol
so, I sigh
I'll have to get a boyfriend on the side
lol
17:32 well, i think i'm going to go watch high school girls play basketball
17:32 perv
17:32 it's what i get paid to do
17:32 *** MirrorMask is now known as MirrorMask|perving
17:33 Not helping your case.
[20:26]
Srsly H'bala is such a troll
[20:27]
We need to raise another great evil
[20:27]
"I HATE LIFE KILL ALL" Such a griefer.
[20:27]
to fight that great evil
[20:27]
complain to the DM;'s
[20:27]
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If I played a PC similar to H'bala I would be banned.
[20:27]
h'bala is not a good villain PC yes
[20:27]
h'bala killed me and her excuse was, "I'm crazy and killing everyone!"
[20:27]
doing things just to be evil
Dr D talkin Wisdom
2:11 Robocop Haha
02:11 Robocop 6 intelligence half orc Mayor of Mistlocke
02:11 Robocop "George! Is bring window. Me want look outside on Mistlocke"
Johannes pissing on my bonfire:
My new years resoloution is to beat Johannes at chess at least once this year
<@Johannes> You poor, clueless child :(
[17:47]
DrD is the one true god
From a recent quest/patrol:
[DM] derfo : Charles Lausikk is fucking dead.
Ender Locke: There are too few warriors to make heroes out of halfwits.
Quote from: Optimistic;266025[19:55]
I see a new player, someone go greet him
[19:55]
How do you know they're new?
[19:55]
talking to all the npcs
[19:55]
and trying locked doors
[19:55]
lol
[19:55]
gank him
[19:56]
Best way to show him what EFU is all about.
[19:56]
Subdue him then wave your dick in his face. Then slowly whisper in his ear. "Welcome to EFU."
LMAO! but.. umm dont lol!
!d
?
!seen Mistlocke
Oh damn
Speaking of SALT
Did you know that the Bretons don't apply salt directly to their food?
They melt salted butter on/into it
until it is sufficiently salted
Amazing, no?
thanks Johannes
I thought I might have trouble getting to sleep
No issue any longer
nn troops ;)
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Did he just call you boring?!?!
is it poor form to get a level as a wizard, scribe the spells, then relevel and take different ones?
No
Its just stupid form
Unless u lost the XP scribing.
lol
13:04DangerousDan: the only person who writes vampire stories worth anything is stephenie meyer
13:04TheBoomKing:lol
13:04Kotenku: dangerous dan is the grand arbiter of the gays
13:05WinstonMartin: haha
<@core> TBH we're implementing some big changes along those lines soon.
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Drow faction would be sick.
<@core> The Kinky Kingdoms demographic have been complaining that their server isn't kinky enough.
<@core> We are going to fill that niche.
are drugs herbal or alchemical?
lol
Just lol
can barbarians rest underwater?
<@derfo> Yeah, needing to whine or ask for the solution OOCly instead of actually searching for the solution is a pretty awful behavior. Just go look and save us all the problem.
<@Mort> Yes, you want to?
yes
maybe the merchant in old stones has it too
<@Mort> Go underwater, stay there for a while
<@Mort> And you`ll rest for ... ETERNITY.
<@Johannes> Then I want to meat an IRL bard!
<@Johannes> meet*
<@derfo> You want to meat him???
paladin's son tortured some squirrels. when he gets home, his father looks at him. He knows. He reaches for his lawbringer sword.
Justice is swift and merciless.
21:49 SkillFocuspwn: Wow
21:49 SkillFocuspwn: Just finished a quest, about to split the loot, ask who has it.
21:49 SkillFocuspwn: we forgot >_>
(http://gyazo.com/d6338ec7d2f1b90f0d6fcc5683c9f9b4)
(http://gyazo.com/d6338ec7d2f1b90f0d6fcc5683c9f9b4.png?1327265081)
* the_old_hack was kicked by himself ((the_old_hack) He was a douche)
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Xykolpia's a good base of operations
and close to mistlocke
No disguise friend I'm well known for my philanthropy.
Stop making up places BOM.
I added it to the module like five days ago
So in a sense I did make it up
but it also does exist
<@Mort2> I deleted it 2 days ago
Why? :(
<@Mort2> It was full of gnomes
with 5 of them wailing away at me, they got me to badly wounded, naturally I was slamming the clarity potion hotkey
Second I heard that sweet whistle the cure crits guzzled down
Sternhund is the man
Quote[23:54] How much pussay do you rack in with your job Stardog?
[23:54] <@Sternhund> uhhh
[23:55] <@Sternhund> well
[23:55] <@Sternhund> Let me put it thsi way
[23:55] <@Sternhund> THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
[23:55] <@Sternhund> THEY HATIN'
[17:42] wutdidyoudo mort
[17:42] I blame Thomas
[17:42] just when the dwarf was about to redeem himself in the eyes of his people
[17:42] :/
[17:43] Nothing, it crashed and I dont have the heart to setup it back...
[17:43] Sorry!
[17:43] mort said sorry
[17:43] must screencap
What the hell, how can you guys blame me when I am not even on IRC? :(
[08:34] Well yeah looking back I should have realized that the vague hints were very potent ones.
[08:34] [A giant meteor seems to be heading for your face] [DM]//run bitch run!
Quote[20:10] !seen core
[20:10] DeputyCool, I last saw core 1 hours 26 min 53 sec ago quitting: Ping timeout: 248 seconds.
[20:11] Dms seeking DMs
[20:11] !seen DeputyCool
[20:11] Johannes, I last saw DeputyCool 60 sec ago saying in a channel: !seen core.
DM's seeking DM's seeking DM's.
[20:20] nature's not outright trying to murder everyone there, it's playing gentle, lures everyone into a false sense of security. then it strikes. chicago's weather is the bdsm of nature systems
:(http://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel36.png) City Sending by Kara Szantovich : This is Musterwoman Kara. If the Mayor or Deputy-Mayor is present, please be advised that there is a kobold emissary at the bridge. Speaking for its Great Master, it is demanding entrance to Mistlocke for itself and its tribe. A response is requested, please. )::10:54Mistlocke:(http://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel36.png) City Sending by Captain Edygaer Volaunt : A band of vile Kobolds has been spotted in the vicinity of the village. An attack upon Mistlocke might be imminent! Move to defend Mistlocke from this threat! )::
Edy is so swole.
Johannes.. are you a chef?
No. I'm just passionate about food.
johannes will die when he runs out of food
[02:35] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Hashall : the Mistlcoke`s Guard is recruiting. Join the Mayors Muster and take active stance to deffend your home. Find a Musterman and enlist today. We need you! )::
[02:36] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Hashall : //Mistlocke )::
SO UNFAIR!
I wanna play!
* Mucka stamps his feet
* Mucka lies on the floor screaming
its ok mucka..
IT's not! It's not it's not it's not...
I can easily sympathize with terrorists when I play LoL, because one moment I'm happy, then I just feel like I would end my world just to take their lives.
: City Sending by Crucius Servannus : Beware the corpse in the pass. It is an illusion. )::
: City Sending by Crucius Servannus : Trust me, I just tried to loot it and lost my arm again. )::
but i don't skim
i will begin to skim so i can accumulate my supplies to crush you again crytalos
you dont even know who I am
nor will you
I can find out
i just gotta wait for the personal with no grammar or capitalization spamming people IG
[COLOR="DarkRed"]The Touch of Derfo[/COLOR]
* thomas|Toolset slaps derfo around a bit with a large trout
*** derfo sets mode +b *!*@az-ywuk9-54-764.resnet.aug.edu
*** derfo kicked thomas|Toolset from the channel: thomas|Toolset
?
*** derfo sets mode -b *!*@az-ywuk9-54-764.resnet.aug.edu
<@derfo> Hey, I'm just showing what happens when you touch me.
lol
>_>
<_<
* Syl-Work takes note.. no touching the derfo.
<@JaydeMoon> I don't eat anything that has a face.
<@CORE> Really?
<@JaydeMoon> THANK GOD that steaks don't have faces.
lol:)
"HOLGAR TO CHESSMASTER!"
RIP Holgar
Seanzie:Ok guys. I think I'd be an amazing EFU DM8:14 PM
thomas|mIRC:I've said worse .8:14 PM
Seanzie:What do you guys think?8:14 PM
thomas|mIRC:I'd rather drag my dick through a field of broken glass than let you be a DM.8:15 PM
Seanzie:Yikes8:15 PM
Seanzie: thought Thomas was a girl
09:44AMB I want a cat.\
09:44AMB maybe it will kill all of my birds.
09:44AMB and then I will have peace.
15:58AllMyBudgies: I always get a sense when I see a well played Elven Female that it must be you.
I can never hide from the AMB! ♥
lol
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Volkman : SERJEAT SZANTOVICH HAS JUST BEEN ASSASSINATED, GODS HELP US!.)) ::
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Captain Edygaer Volaunt : Szantovich, you`re fired. )::
the_old_hack: Hey, maybe I'll get my wish now.
the_old_hack: The Conclave decides to not only collect souls but also brains.
the_old_hack: They place them in a central Brainary, and it gets infested with Intellect Devourers they need adventurers to go get rid of.
the_old_hack: Voila! The Brainary quest!
Quote from: Spiffy Has;279985<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Captain Edygaer Volaunt : Szantovich, you`re fired. )::
That was actually really amazing. Less than sixty seconds after I made the first Sending in the series that triggered this, he was down at Muskroot's Tower firing me. Given that he was last seen in his office hiding under his desk, he must have rammed a rocket up his arse to make it to Muskroot's that fast. I wish I could have seen it.
Oh god
What am I doing here?
I meant to join #furries
Bye
Johannes, secret furry.
Quote I lvoe self-fives
what man doesn't?
Quote[14:51] Tobias and Walt are bros. Except Walt is chill and stuttery and Tobias is ANGRY and word-mangling.
A perfect match, too bad they have to hate each other :D
Mistlocke: City Sending by Thedonias Hathorne : Greetings once again Mistlocke, yet again a petition for those who would see this land purged of the withering for once and for all. A means has been discovered and a plan has been devised, I need only the aid of a dedicated champions to impliment it. I will await potential candidates within the stone circle behind mistlocke.
RwG: I hope he says blowjobs
RwG: That'd be an epic PC move to make.
RwG: "Yeah baby, I can cure dat witherin'...Meet me in the woods behind town..."
[18:35] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Kull Mortall : Aye this is Kull Mortall, im lookin te go to Sis Liman and I need me some brave ones te join me. Ill be in the town square! *farts almost shiting himself* )::
[18:38] ::( DM Shout : A squad of Mustermen assisted by Hazmat personenel are seen rushing to the Town Square to revoke Kull's sending priviledges. )::
[18:40] ::( DM Shout : Meanwhile, Talontar across Ymph are rumored to be plotting some new sinister scheme. The word "Kull" is mentioned a few times in dark alleyways and near bubbling cauldrons. )::
GoblinPope The Goblin Pope has spoken.
12:50 *** Canzah is now known as GoblinGalileo
12:50 GoblinGalileo I don't care about what you say.
hello are you ready
y
alright let me set the scene
herostrat is taking off his armour after a long day fighting
when chadwick bursts in
griffz: oh its april
noc: yeah...
griffz: i thought it was still march
noc: pretty sure they even said that in the post
Egon: Griff. Tell me, what year do you think it is?
putrid_plum: 1985
griffz: 2011
putrid_plum:BACK TO THE FUTURE
griffz: wait
griffz: 2012
griffz: cuz this is the year we all die
Escape from Undeath: Mistlocke | efu.us.to | Server Status: ONLINE | v403 | EFUSL :
F**king bikini lesbian elves, grrrr!
Especially if it's a good lesbian paladin that acts like a blackguard, fff.... If I had a gun with six bullets and could kill anyone in the world, I'll kill her, six times.
I'd*
I cannot touch your body >_>
<_<
whaaat
Wind_Work: Ask Howland aout the new Mandatory Enabled Webcams Or No EfU Policy.
He's going to finally enforce a dress code beyone cheeto stains and underpants.
Canzah> I was gonna check up your age on facebook Crytalos
sherry, i'd like a deep fucking fried reset please
lol
lol
im 22
And I wrote "Crytalos" in the search field
LOL
[22:28] fuck alarm clocks
[22:28] if I had a soul stealing device, i'd put that fucker in it
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QFT!
Penises are always at the source of the problem.
Hey, I'd do a werepanther, I won't lie
So would I, actually.
don't judge me, what
Werepanther, CN, Character goal, Have Sex with Everyone
-Everyone-
take off that armor, Randall
XD
"Hello ladies, would like to have a look at some fine tail?"
new meaning to rakin in the pussaaay
"Look at how well I lick it and maintain it, although mind the hairballs."
I envision a werepanther having the Old Spice guy voice
make Old Spice Guy werepanther
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"HELLO ladies."
Look at me ladies. Now to your men. Now back to me. Now back to your men, now back to me. Now i'm a panther, stalking you like a zebra in the jungle
Look down, look up, Whats that in my hand? It's catnip"
"Look away, now back, the catnip has turned to haste potions"
I'm on a Horse
Val, what does your book do?
I didn't get a look at it.
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Stupid net connection.
lol
He didn't respond yet anyway
He's probably making tea and then purging the sin from it
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I have at times suspected that Fear-the-Three is this elaborate IRL scheme culminating in the construction of a wedding ring from the melted gold of a baroque-playing harpsichord hidden away beneath the crumbling stones of Blackhearth, to be imposed upon the hand of Iron_Oligarch with latin vows whereby you shall steal his DMing mantle and proclaim yourself king of EFUM
02:57vp-sleepwork: i'm only good at mechanics, you're the better player (https://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel08.png)
VP knows the way to my heart ♥ Flattery.
(http://i.imgur.com/b35YY.png)
Did I mean to type...?
Oh gods...
So very appropriate, Caster13!
putrid_plum: squirts all over RwG
Thani, You will have your up and downs.
[00:52] Things can look bleak, or painful. But you should always stick to your morals, and be a kindly and upstanding person
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[00:52] Regaurdless of wh-
[00:53] Story about morals.
[00:53] Shut the fuck down.
In answer to the Magefast (//%22http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showpost.php?p=285570&postcount=3%22), this is what RWG and I discussed.
22:55 RwG THE
22:55 RwG MAGEFEST
22:55 RwG WE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK AND RUB ON EACH OTHER IN ROBES
22:56 Staring_Death That's in the hidden section of the holy book >_>
22:56 Staring_Death The ritual of... initiation.
22:57 Staring_Death An unsanctionned, yet popular rite amongst newly inducted priests and wizards.
22:58 Staring_Death Stimuli enhancing magic are often use in conjonction of alcoholic beverages.
22:58 RwG [gust of wind under ladywizard's dress, Marylin Monroe style]
22:58 Staring_Death More often than not, they are required to dress silly, like wearing pants and a vest, though the sight of nudity is not uncommon.
22:58 Staring_Death(Wizards not in a dress, gasp!)
Glir Kreiger: Nay, just.. Eh, Wiggle it. Put it in yer' hands, you'll know.
Glir Kreiger: Hard t' explain.
Barkor Hammerhand: [Wiggles it]
Barkor Hammerhand: hmph Glir Kreiger: Ye' aint wiggling it right.
Barkor Hammerhand: [wiggles it harder] Grr!
Glir Kreiger: Reckon that was it workin'.
Barkor Hammerhand: Heh! it sparkled!
Rani Bégon: And ... how do you feel?
Barkor Hammerhand: Um... Not sure... Better and not better. But let me try again.
Barkor Hammerhand: [wiggles it some more...]
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Samuel Davidson : Ladies and Gentlemen of Mistlocke- I bring to you a very important message in which we all must take a moment to consider the state of affairs: Breasts. )::
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Samuel Davidson : Think of the horror that befalls us all when the withering strike, and the beauty we shall be without! Seek out means and ways in any form to protect this precious resource of Ymph! The WIthering must be vanquished! )::
RwG ever the joker
my life goal is to masturbate onto the soil of every realm
SO IT SHALL BE
(http://i.minus.com/iSO9eWcgUPbA6.png)
LOL
01:24Kop to live with sasquatch
01:24Kop if he can do it
01:24Kop so can
I01:24Kop goddamnit
01:25Kop I already look like big foot
01:25Kop just need a big meaty neanderthall wench to dip my wick in
01:26Pool welp.
Mort the Merciless
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01:16 thomas|mIRC MORT
01:16 thomas|mIRC PRAISE BE
01:16 KoP Thomas must have so many real life friends.
01:16 Gotham yes
01:16 Rincewind1 pierogi obv.
01:16 thomas|mIRC Mort, you still taking suggestions regarding Cleric Amulets?
01:16 Gotham from everyone but you, Thomas
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(http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd348/Putinisrussian/QUESTITIS.png)
[20:27:13] You happen to be any good with apps? :)
[20:27:28] Sleepy_Sea_and_Stars [Starbrow@72.186.wht.igl] is now known as Sea_and_Stars
[20:28:31] mmm soso
[20:28:50] D'aw. >_<; Mebbe Thomas will help me again, then
[20:28:57] Thanks anyway <3
[20:28:57] oh god no
[20:28:59] what do you need?
[08:01] I'm just assuming because I've mastered the art of using a computer one handed, for the purpose of eating, and I'm assuming you have too.
Canzah: I think it was you and another guy who wanted my whip.
Hmm
I seem to have beaten off Thomas
Oops.
Quote from: VanillaPudding;288040 Hmm
I seem to have beaten off Thomas
Oops.
That reminds me of a certain infamous moment of mine:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/34y8zma.jpg)
20:15 CC What DM is on IRC that I can talk to really quick about Mist's End 20:15 MirrorMask|Work None that will willingly reveal themselves?
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20:15 MirrorMask|Work xD
KOP:I'm receiving treatment for a misalignment of my cervix
KOP=woman. Proof
<+Mistlocke> :: ( City Sending by Sion Mellan : To the mayoral candidates deciding to argue through sendings...stop it, just stop it, its bad enough people have to hear you arguing right next to them, BUT IN THEIR HEADS!!!, its giving me a headfache, i personally consider such consuct as disturbing the peace, if you really want to argue go into a room and talk, or beat eathother into a bloody pulp i don`tr give a crap. )::
lol
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[05:18:08] Hey guys what's going on??
[05:18:22] nm
[05:18:23] I said hey hey hey hey
[05:18:26] I said hey hey hey
[05:18:27] I said hey
[05:18:30] Whats going on
[05:18:44] I wake in the morrrrning and I go outsiddde and I take a deep breath
[05:18:49] and i get
[05:18:52] REAL HIGH
[05:18:58] shout at the top of my lungs
[05:19:00] WHATS GOING ON
[05:19:10] Heh
[05:19:15] AND WE PRAY
[05:19:21] OH MY GOD
[05:19:23] DO WE PRAY
[05:19:31] I pray most every day!
[05:19:35] FOR REVOLUTIOOONN
[05:19:43] And he triesss....
[05:19:49] oh my god don't I try
[05:19:52] I try all the time
[05:20:05] IN THIS INSTITUTION
[05:20:11] Yeaaah
[05:20:14] now is time for cake
[05:20:25] We deserve it
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If all else fails I'll be a cop lol
Couldn't think of a more miserable job than inner-city law enforcement.
Well, I could.
But...
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You know.
Like inner-city sewer maintenance.
Nonsense
3 square meals a day
lol
and all the minorities you can beat
Ahahahah
Who wouldn't want that?
'in the news today... statistics of late brutality has risen 150% in the Western districts... when we spoke to the chief of police, all we heard was that current recruits were 'taking it to the max''
lol
RWG wins.
Ahahaha
Job security too, though
LOL LOL
NUKE
Being a cop isn't a bad choice
hahahaha
lol Nuke
with the last minute three-pointer
rofl nuke
Nuke just won this conversation
17:18 RwG I for one have never been attacked by brown people
17:18 RwG So USA #1
17:18 RwG imo
17:24 kop Nature intended you to have babies.
17:24 RwG Erry day
17:24 RwG No it didn't
17:24 RwG Nature intended you to die at age 3 of smallpox
17:24 RwG But we're humans.
17:24 RwG We bend mother nature over
17:24 RwG and twist her nipples
17:24 RwG and go
17:24 RwG "BITCH GIMME DAT OIL"
17:24 RwG drillz
Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] //Fuck Dinner
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] //Fuck sleep
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] //Efu till u die
If only I could :(
She's like, super hot, in a weird xenoerotic sort of way.
Yeah
I want to subjugate her territories
someone cook dinner for me
*husband
honest typo
[22:06] starbucks can suck wind
[22:08] You do know that you should not say "Can suck Wind"
Had to do it, just had to.
Won an argument with DRD
but wizards are just as capable. there's no real perks needed to do what they do.
The perks give sorcs an unfair imbalance over wizards.
the point is a Sorc is also harder to play than a wizard
a wizard can learn much more spells
and sorc gets only a few
a well prepared wizard can get out of any situatiom
a sorc is stuck with what spells he learns
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until he lvs or delevels
that pretty much hit it on the head, bobby.
[06:54:20] <@derfo> What is Diablo 3 actually about?
[06:56:23]
Hack&slash&loot
[06:56:24] a black man
[06:56:26] Killing things and stealing their stuff, but not all their stuff because the white coloured stuff is worthless, the grey coloured stuff is worth even less than that, the blue stuff is only good for vendoring and the gold and bronze stuff might actually make you RL monies.
[06:56:28] getting out of the ghetto
[06:56:37] through the power of his urban poetry
[06:57:06] I like my explaination better
[06:57:16] the witchdoctor was clearly a metaphor for the urban youth
[06:57:23] cast out by a society that didn't understand him
[06:57:32] with only himself and his spirit to rely on
[06:58:07] the wizard is the asian american, pressured into academic performance by a family and cultural structure that doesn't care about their individual wishes
[06:58:26] Leaving them angry, and unable to relate to others socially
[06:59:15] The monk is the religious intellectual, struggling both with the demons of predjudice and self doubt
[06:59:37] as he attempts to reconcile the two dichotomous demands of his faith and his scientific knowledge
[06:59:49] !seem darkefungus
[06:59:53] !seen darkefungus
[06:59:53] <+Mistlocke> Robocop, I last saw darkefungus 5 days 8 hours 23 min 33 sec ago quitting: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client.
[07:00:30] The Demonhunter is the social outcast, the young girl without a father. She turns her bitterness against a world that rejects and spurns her
[07:00:33] also she dresses like a skank
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[07:01:44] the barbarian is the caucasian struggling with white guilt and his own diminished sense of masculine worth in a society where the popular culture is disenfranchised with his feelings and opinions. Plus he's probably irish or something so he gets drunk and mad idk
[07:01:48] AND THAT IS WHAT DIABLO 3 IS ABOUT
[02:48:09] Honestly I think a lot of people just agree with people when they say Lincoln was the best president so they don't get called a racist.
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[02:48:32] I've been called a racist I don't even know how many times for arguing that he isn't the best president
[02:51:47] "He freed the slaves I don't know how you couldn't think he is the best president unless you don't like black people"
[02:52:15] you are racist.
[02:52:19] against people with adams apples
[02:52:24] OH I SEE THE DISGUST IN YOUR EYES
[02:52:45] YOU SEE THAT ORB BOBBING UP AND DOWN AND YOUR THROAT TIGHTENS IN DISGUST LIKE A RICH GIRL ASKED TO GO DOWN ON HER BOYFRIEND
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[02:54:01] thats right run away
[02:54:02] Scum
There are rules against quoting yourself :( I broke them before but still!
And that is why they call me Bender the magnificent
16:09 BigOrcMan PICK A DEMON
16:10 Caster Blue.
16:10 wcsherry It is a commercial opposing the Affordable Health Care Act
16:10 Pool blue
16:10 Caster I like blue over red
16:10 Pool blue is p. chillax.
16:10 BigOrcMan lol
16:10 BigOrcMan Or the best choice
16:10 BigOrcMan Neither
16:10 BigOrcMan Screw the demons.
16:10 BigOrcMan Stay home, don't vote.
16:10 BigOrcMan And don't squeal to the cops.
16:10 BigOrcMan Success!
16:10 Pool barricade your home, destroy your phone
16:10 Pool play EFU
16:10 BigOrcMan Yes.
16:10 Pool life lessons from BOM
[19:37:58] Oh shit. OH SHIT. Tonights Pretty Little Liar episode is revealing the Black Swan
Drunken Excerpts of Wild Bill 'n Friends pt. 1
[22:53] Jasede Are you drunk?
[22:53] wcsherry What if I am
[22:54] Jasede Then
[22:54] Jasede you can vote yes
[22:54] Jasede on my application
[22:54] Jasede but don't hit veto by mistake
[22:54] Jasede wcsherry: "that wasn't a mistake:smile:"
[22:55] wcsherry I am retired
[22:55] Erwin http://www.postfunz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The+Real+Nigel+Thornberry.+I+found+this+guy+in+a_c2630d_3609794-600x510.jpg
[22:55] derfo ?
[22:55] Jasede They should pay you pension
[22:55] wcsherry Nerfo Derfo
[22:55] wcsherry America is not socialist Jasede
[22:55] wcsherry No pension incoming
[22:55] Jasede oh yes
[22:55] derfo Oh sorry didn't realize you were lying, disregard...
[22:55] Jasede i forgot
[22:55] Jasede we're all commies in Europe
[22:56] Jasede our socialist ways
[22:56] wcsherry Truth
[22:56] wcsherry Socialist dogs
[22:56] Jasede scum stealing taxpayer money
[22:56] wcsherry Yes
[22:56] wcsherry LOL you were east german
[22:56] Jasede haha healthcare? wololo
[22:56] wcsherry That must be embarassing
[22:56] wcsherry What city
[22:56] Jasede Don't talk shit 'bout my hometown boi
[22:57] wcsherry loooooool
[22:57] Jasede I'll give you a clue: my hometown was the center of cyclon b production
[22:57] wcsherry East Berlin
[22:57] wcsherry Oh a Jewish Joke
[22:57] wcsherry Starting it out lite I see
[22:57] Jasede Germans gonna german
[22:57] wcsherry How about Frankfurt
[22:58] Jasede Go sleep wcsherry
[22:58] Jasede derfo
[22:58] Jasede are you retired
[22:58] Jasede as well?
[22:58] wcsherry Mp/
[22:58] wcsherry dlk;sajfdsal
[22:58] wcsherry NO.
[22:59] derfo ?
[22:59] wcsherry I want to learn about East Germany.
[22:59] Jasede oh good then i can spam you with pms
[22:59] Jasede for inane requests
[22:59] wcsherry Did you have to participate in the daily hate of Western Society?
[23:00] KOP the fuck happened to house aberdenn
[23:00] Jasede yes, every day was daily hate day
[23:00] derfo I usually just press the "X" when strangers talk to me.
[23:00] wcsherry YES.
[23:00] wcsherry Go on.
[23:00] Jasede I am a stranger
[23:00] Jasede every day was hate day except sunday
[23:00] Jasede sunday was subotnik
[23:00] derfo Well, you deny being strange?
[23:00] Jasede i'm not strange
[23:00] Jasede i'm stranger
[23:00] Jasede oooh
[23:00] wcsherry You are from...
[23:00] wcsherry Gorlitz
[23:00] wcsherry Yes
[23:00] wcsherry ?
[23:00] Jasede subotnik is what you called
[23:00] Jasede it when people did stuff for free on sunday
[23:00] wcsherry Cottbus?
[23:00] Jasede IE clean up parks
[23:00] Jasede wash the stairs
[23:00] Jasede swipe the roads
[23:00] wcsherry Pirna?
[23:00] wcsherry Schwedt?
[23:00] Jasede Dessau! DESSAU
[23:01] wcsherry Wittenberge.......
[23:01] Jasede so anyway it was unpaid work
[23:01] Jasede you did it for the party and the sense of community
[23:01] Jasede good times
[23:01] Jasede "lol i heard you like sundays"
[23:02] Jasede and we had to stand in line
[23:02] Jasede for bananas
[23:02] Jasede you got bananas once a week
[23:02] Jasede if there were any left
[23:02] wcsherry Jasese
[23:02] Jasede if there weren't you got potato
[23:02] wcsherry Jasede
[23:02] wcsherry Just tell everyone what it's like to be gay in Germany
[23:02] wcsherry We are curious
[23:02] wcsherry Is it liberal
[23:03] Jasede this must be some kind of test
[23:03] wcsherry Or hateful like the US is
[23:03] Jasede "to play this concept requires a thick skin. is jasede a crybaby? wcsherry, prod him"
[23:03] Jasede hateful?
[23:03] wcsherry lol you obviously have a tough skin
[23:03] Jasede i had to dodge gay pride dildos
[23:03] wcsherry Harsh
[23:03] wcsherry I'm sorry to hear that actually
[23:03] wcsherry
[23:03] wcsherry Where did that happen?
[23:04] Jasede in seattle every day is gay pride
[23:04] wcsherry Ugh
[23:04] wcsherry
[23:04] Jasede its okay though they got distracted fighting the furry pride
[23:05] Jasede Well, wcsherry is retired and derf is a mysterious stranger. Better luck next time. :mad: bai
[23:05] |<-- Jasede has left irc.darkmyst.org
[23:07] wcsherry OK
[23:07] wcsherry Washington TBH
PEDANTRY IS MY SWORD
WIKIPEDIA MY SHIELD
A funny little discussion between me and Redthorn
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] I'm just wondering whats going on. I'm picking nobodies side.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Saunters up, his cloak baring the mark of Tempus] Hello Lord-Mayor.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Nods to Secondus.] My apologies, good sir.. I am afraid I got caught up in politics.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ugh, politics.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] An Aberdenn.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why can't we settle everything with a good ol' fashion Brawl?
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Joined the Muster, huh, Lord-Mayor?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Then returns his gaze to Maeri.] If you are not, then we no longer hold anything in common. I wish you well, but relieve you of your word.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ugh, who the fuck is chanting spells?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Be a polite bastard and show yourself, aye>
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] ?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances toward Plowman.] The colors are slimming, I hear.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] An Aberdenn, mere precautional wardings.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Right
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He returns his eyes toward Secondus.] Would you like to settle this privately in my Office, or publically here?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Rightie, what do you want, Lord-Mayor?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I ain't got nothing to hide.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Let everyone know the accord we strike or the little conflict we care to stir.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [His right hand settles on the hilt of his blade, ready to draw should the need arise, glancing back over his shoulder.] Dealing with the lord Mayor is no better than Kross, I should think.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Accord?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He nods lightly, gesturing to Maeri.] The Gilded Arrow claims she was assaulted by you in the Springs, and you stole something from her person.
[efuincarnate] Lucca Sommers: [Talk] *slides a pouch to Ventor with a nod*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ain't denying it.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] [He gives a subtle nod in return.]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] D'Hans and her escort put up a reasonable fight.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Yet, not enough.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] If you still have it I'd like to see it returned. It isn't yours to have.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ain't on me now.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Tell] Seriously, since I got involved with you, I've had so much fun! A torm-worshipper talking to the Conclave is gold!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why don't you ask the Aberdenn or the Muster-son-of-abitch who likes to loot ocrpses of folks when they die in a death match.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] M'lord Secondus.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I would ask that we discuss this in private.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Sensitive.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I cannot vouch for the motives of the Lord Mayor, at present.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] [He lets out a terse sigh, scratching his chin.]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Please ignore Jarrens, he's touched by the Gods, I fear.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I don't like it when folks loot me when I'm dead, and about to be raised, you know? Sets a bad example for the common folk.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] That it surely does.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Do you deny, then, your assault on Maeri?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] But I fear the lord-mayor leaves a poor one, aswell.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] I got your back, Lord-Mayor. This gate's not falling to no Conclave complainer coterie.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Nah, I gave her proper warning and didn't take anything else from her little pack.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] He, m'lord Redthorn, did so beyond the borders of Mistlocke.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] It should matter little to you.
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] ... Warning? You never told me anything. You struck me before you spoke!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] No
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I said "hand over the ring."
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Was it a duel, then? Did Maeri agree to your challenge, or was it an assault?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] You said lets discuss it later.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [A slight nod and smile to Maeri.] My apologies.. But I have do what I think is right.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] So I beat you up and took the ring while all your companions, well, most, were flailing on me.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] *The Obese mage stood silent*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I'd travel with more competent folks in the future, Maeri.
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] You beat me up like a Talosian vandal! Not like a man of Tempus in a honourable duel!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] ...Or folks willing to use their supplies.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Whatever, I ain't here to return what I don't have.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] M'lord Secondus.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I already agreed to pay you 4000 gold back for the ring, so don't get your panties in a twist.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] This discussion is pointless.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns.] And there is, of course, still the matter of the dead man in Arena.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Yeah.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] It was a tournament where risk was a factor
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] The Elder Hood didn't seem to mind.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] Was it not?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I would ask that you follow myself and the watcher to have a proper one.
[WyvernKing] Richard Foley: [Talk] *gestures jarren over*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why should you?
[WyvernKing] Richard Foley: [Talk] We wont have the conclaver
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Nods to Foley.] What is it?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Regardless of the Elder's decision I'd like to see a thousand coin recompense paid; To be delivered to the man's next of kin as an apology for the accidental loss.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [He seems relaxed and bored]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] The bitch was demanding a death duel between me and Reach and the Aberdenn girls, and said, "No holds barred"
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Whisper] Say you will pay 1000 to what relatives request it
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I reckon he should of stipulated, "Nothing that can hurt the crowd"
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] But I must ask Redthorn
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Oh wait, you expect me to hold back in a duel with my life on the line?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Go to hell, Redthorn.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] Whos tournament was it?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Secondus!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [His frown maintains.] Major Hood's, and the Squire's.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] You gave me your word.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] As it is there event is it not their responsibility to ensure the safety of the audience?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I ain't a diplomat, I'm a warrior, and the entire village should know it. I am not going to be some snake in the grass like Kross, I'll speak myy damn mind. [Points to Redthorn] If the relatives won't recompense, they can come claim it themselves on the Conclave.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] As I fail to see this as anything important, you are beheld by it to accompany me!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Want recompense*
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Regardless Hood's actions or the of the man killed, you've robbed Mistlocke of a life, and likely a family of a father-
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You no damn well no greiving widow or fatherless child will cross the desert into the Conclave.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You have my request; Will you comply, and repay the dead man's family for the life stolen?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Then bring them here, and I might consider it. But as far as I am concerned, a man who demands blood should not be afraid of his are spilled.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] if his are spilled*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] is spilled*
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [his eyes move between the two]
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Secondus, either accompany me or consider your word lifeless. Worthless.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [His frown maintains.] I'll ask you once more, Secondus, for the good of continued good relations between our two people..
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Come along, Watcher, and I'll tell you everything.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Will you make amends for the two misdeeds that I've called you here for?
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] Eh?
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] He has stated that he will pay this family 1,000 golds if they can be reached directly.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] He will see the 1,000 gold given to them.
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] *blinks at the group blocking the passage and notices Ventor* I guess I will make the other way around
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Than they will be summoned, if possible, and it shall be done here.
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] *grunts*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Problem is, I ain't got a thousand coins.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [he cradles a statue of a nude woman]
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Whisper] You have 1000 gold on your possesion
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] I will return
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] With his gold
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He nods.] Return with haste.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert Reed : [Talk] Summon his family here.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Shakes his head with annoyance]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Tell] Secondus doesn't follow.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Oi, Aberdenn fellow-
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Mind showing your face now?
Jarren D'Hans: [Tell] I figured! But thanks for letting me know!
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a small shrug]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [shakes his head]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] hmph
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Paces lazily back and forth]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [buries his hand between the stone womans legs, watching the pacing man]
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a frown as he glances over]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] This is downright dull.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns.] Show some respect, Secondus, a life was lost needlessly.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances over his shoulder, down to the Beggar child.]
Beggar Child: [Talk] Uh... I want my dad back.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [tips back his hat, resting the statue of some Goddess against his shoulder]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] For someone dressed so well he sure dresses his children in tattered clothing.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Perhaps he sold everything for a place to stay?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He furrows his brow.] Your father was the man lost in the arena last eve?
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] This is possible, no?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Joyous.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Now we're going to have every beggar child in Mistlocke showing up claiming the coin.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Not his. He's a liar.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Am not.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Knew this was going to happen.
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a small frown]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns slightly.] What color hair did he have?
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Hm... perhaps he was *my* Father then good Claver, no?
Albert Reed : [Tell] Srsly why is our pay 3 gold?
Beggar Child: [Talk] Red.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Tell] Whine more.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Brown.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You're making a mockery of justice, boys. Leave.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Tell you what-
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Hm, smart question, no?
Beggar Child: [Talk] But my dad-
[Silverfox93] James Archer: [Talk] ...*He simply looks to Maeri, and shakes his head.*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I'll pay the kid who beats the other up in a fight 200 coins.
Beggar Child: [Talk] -My- dad.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Really?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] The /black/ haired man was neither of your fathers-
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Sure, I could use the entertainment.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances over his shoulder with a scowl.]
Beggar Child: [Talk] Oh yeah. Black. That was it.
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a grimace]
[deadlykate] Galia The Fox: [Tell] haha gotta love Secondus xDF
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Not the smartest young lords, no?
Beggar Child: [Talk] Oh... yeah... How could I have forgot...
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] [A weary sigh]
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] [She looks sorrowfully at the children. Smiling weakly at Archer.]]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Get out of my village, Secondus - I'm done with this farse.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Know you've only served to harm both the Conclave and Mistlocke today.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Then stop whining when shit happens you don't initially give a fuck about then pretend to care about later.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Anyways, later.
Caliphar Forasa Napes: [Talk] "I greet you. I have been posted here by the Triumvirate to transmit messages across the breadth of Ymph. Conclavists, of course, may use my services free of charge."
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Can I make a sending?
Caliphar Forasa Napes: [Talk] "Speak your message clearly, and it shall be transmitted across Ymph."
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Let it be known that an idiot who demands a death duel with the rules "No Holds Barred" has no right to complain when I accidently kill him in the duel he wanted! Who could of thought that such a duel would...I don't know, result in FATALITIES?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Go stuff a sock up your bloated arse Redthorn, my honor is without reproach and yours is non-existant, you're a liar who cannot keep his word without a knife pointed at your throat.
Albert Reed : [Tell] LOL since when did people care about unnamed commoner Npc's dieing/
Bartemius Swaggle: [Talk] [He claps his hands in an infantile way, and speaks in a singsong manner] Kill her, kill her, killherkillherkillher!
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20:00 putrid_plum sup
20:00 putrid_plum feel my manly trout
[04:28] Being a goblin is hard man :(
[04:28] I feel you. I am a black man irl.
I know that feels bra. I'm a goblin in real life.
The Insanatorium breaks even the most strategic of minds,
or does it?:
QuoteSquire Reach: [Talk] Would someone allow me to lick their face please?
Spoilers, man!
*licks faces*
[17:21] 50 Shades of Grey
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(after a request for a DM to log on)
[20:09] I'll log in.
[20:09] But you'll be sorry.
[09:45] Sea_and_Stars Pffft. You act like I'm boring
[09:46] Mort Well... No.. >_> I just act like we don't have a lot in common.
[09:46] Mort That's neither an insult or a compliment.
Our resident comedian has spoken.
[13:49] Why did Argenti get lost in the Forgotten Forest?
[13:50] He mist a turn...
bon, my hero
^ chirp chirp
[09:17] wanna know what would be hilarious
[09:17] if someone from the conclave ran for mayor
[09:18] lol
[09:18] do it
Maraad Last Words
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RIP
Souper rocks!
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And more politics ....
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Politics... always a laugh. :p
Eraamion: Then I found out I didn't know what to do so I logged.
Eraamion: I guess the other guy was disappointed.
Eraamion: Ah well.
Talking about pretty much exactly what you think.
[04:59:59]
you may accept smugglers but do you accept snugglers?
[05:00:37] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Balthasar III Ehrenhas : I shall be speaking a few words very shortly within the Square, regarding the elucidations found from the aftermath of our electoral process. I invite all to come and listen. Fair evening, my friends. )::
[05:01:45] Caermyn Snugglers
[05:01:46] ...
[05:01:50] that gives me a great idea
[05:01:54] Caermyn Escourt Service
[05:02:03] that sounds HOT
[05:02:17] I'm willing to test said service to be a quality assurance specialit
[05:02:22] now they are truly the most prominant house in mistlocke
[05:02:27] their member-ship is very prominant
[05:02:41] theyre at least the most visited house...... at night
[05:02:42] bahahaha
[05:03:13] their proud, firm snugglers
[05:03:16] stand erect
[05:03:28] like two melons in a sack
[05:03:32] LOL
[05:03:47] against the deprivations of Aberdenn slags
[05:04:40] >_>
[05:04:49] Do it Gotham
[05:05:00] lovethesuit [lovethesui@96.54.puh.qo] has quit IRC:
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Yeah, he just said it.:
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Talking about game.:
QuoteAegon Snowfort: Donating Withered meat..
Aegon Snowfort: You're bloody crazy.
Markin Buckbane: shut up stag! Why don't you go hunt some meat yourself?
Possibly this is fudging because it is from a forum post, but here goes...
Bearic, on Withering symptoms:
QuoteReltching and vomiting while being asked about your faith is the best, the best I say!
Oskar Maxon: Oh it is... Runkar av spindeln.
During Kant.
Ed Greenwood and EFU
1:44:31] I've been giving Ed shit for inventing Realms swears for months now
[21:44:51] I keep telling him he should use shit like "Banes Black Balls" or whatnot
[21:44:56] NoooOOOooOOOooOoo
[21:45:00] I do that!
[21:45:05] He has to make up words like "Stlarn"
[21:45:13] "Smells worse than H'bala's armpit down here"
[21:45:17] He's a stlarning idiot, if you ask me
[21:45:21] whose Ed?
[21:45:29] Greenwood, he and I chat on FB
[21:45:30] I like what the Star Wars EU writers did:
[21:45:31] "Fierfek"
[21:45:34] Good god that's awkward to say. "stlarn"
[21:45:38] Just a slight variation of "fuck".
[21:45:38] tell him his books are lousy
[21:45:43] I have
[21:45:53] seriously i read falconfar and was like fuck
[21:45:54] wait you for realsies Mag
[21:45:56] I also told him that he needs to put Elminster away for once and for all
[21:45:58] is this a fantasy book or porn
[21:46:01] PICK ONE
[21:46:03] AND MAKE IT BETTER
[21:46:10] and I thought he had
[21:46:10] seriously though just fuck the winged chick goddamn
[21:46:20] then he BRINGS HIM BACK AS SMOKE
[21:46:28] thats pretty pimpin
[21:46:37] Wizards can now summon Elminster by tokin
[21:46:38] I'm like "Ed. Just let it go"
[21:46:50] ask Ed if he can kill off Drizzt for us
[21:47:04] He's going to ride that pony for as long as he can make a best seller list somewhere in the world
[21:47:06] how does he feel about whats happened to the FR setting these days, btw
[21:47:12] I guess I can't blame him
[21:47:14] i'd do the same thing
[21:47:20] fuck gotta make a buck somehow
[21:47:22] His words - If the paychecks keep coming in, they can do as they like
[21:47:30] haha
[21:47:42] thats amusing and slightly depressing at the same time
[21:47:53] Crim - Check the efu FB page, find me, check my friends
[21:48:11] he's on there, which dosnt necessarily mean anything, but at least its something
[21:48:16] You're friends with Ed Greenwood?
[21:48:19] tell him to play efu
[21:48:25] Magister sighs
[21:48:27] too low level
[21:48:29] Ok, for once and for all
[21:48:34] HE HAS
[21:48:35] oh shit
[21:48:39] it's ed greenwood
[21:48:44] magister is ed greenwood?
[21:48:44] please someone tell me he got ganked
[21:48:49] He did
[21:48:49] Ed Greenwood logs on
[21:48:51] he gets YEESSS
[21:48:52] i wonder
[21:48:53] AHAHAHAHAH
[21:48:55] if i should post his page here
[21:48:56] and he QUIT
[21:49:00] lol
[21:49:01] Someone put that onto a fucking poster
[21:49:07] EFU: We Fucked over Ed Greenwood
[21:49:14] why did he quit Mag?
[21:49:17] oh shit wait did he play that order sorc?
[21:49:20] Magister: like, seriously played it, or like, played tourist for an houro r two?
[21:49:22] his drow app got denied
[21:49:41] He played it for a few weeks
[21:49:55] then he fell into his Elminster mindset, and pissed off a Caddies pc
[21:50:00] rofl
[21:50:02] BAM
[21:50:03] lol
[21:50:05] XD
[21:50:07] haha this has got to be a joke
[21:50:10] has anyone told Caddies
[21:50:26] when was this?
[21:50:27] LOL
[21:50:27] Next thing he knows, he's getting familiar with the death system, and the notion that he wont be an Archmage after all
[21:50:36] Yeah, I'm not sure whether to believe you or not, Magister xD
[21:50:38] I swear to god, I thought he was going to cry
[21:50:39] He played during EFU
[21:50:47] http://www.facebook.com/ed.greenwood.142
[21:50:51] Not EFU:A or EFU:M
[21:50:55] ahahah aww\
[21:50:58] EFU:A
[21:51:04] thats funny though
[21:51:07] we've all been there Ed
[21:51:13] we've all been there :\
[21:51:16] what was his PC?
[21:51:17] Caddies has only killed one of my PCs
[21:51:51] I cant recall the name anymore, it was flighty and frivolous, something most of us would hate
[21:52:05] that's pretty awesome if you're serious
[21:52:07] Ed mostly does high magic high adventure stuff anyway
[21:52:09] I like flighty and frivolous
[21:52:11] I can't imagine EFU being his bag
[21:52:15] I remember this vaguely
[21:52:16] Oh no
[21:52:20] You speaking about this
[21:52:22] He really liked EFU
[21:52:27] what, really?
[21:52:31] until Caddies killed him anyway
[21:52:33] yeah i also remember you mentioning this before, but i thought it was a joke
[21:52:34] fucking caddies
[21:52:35] He said it was a lot closer to the way the realms were when he DMd them
[21:52:51] Darker and more dangerous
[21:52:52] Caddies confirmed for Canon
Is this real or fake...
Either way, Elminster gotta go.
Ever so delicately...
[hide=So delicate](http://gyazo.com/ccd2355b4a0c96d347832ae6666d1e12.png)[/hide]
[hide=Not so delicate](http://gyazo.com/c456b857f2e565db24dcd77754781a64.png)[/hide]
Sailors, man.
15:40 : I once had a fighter who shouted "CUM" as he charged a bunch of trolls.
15:40 : concept wise
15:41 : I missed the S
Remember what I thought you tarrel
When you in doubt...
Whatever. We're all friends.
14:12D_I Please name another animal
14:12D_I with a LANCE
14:12D_I On it's head
14:12D_I It's like the knights dream
14:12D_I a horse with a lance built in
14:12Talir Swordfish.
14:13Gotham ohshit
14:13Pool SHIT
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg)
Wow.......umm.....i think we just found something too graphic for EFU
16:18JaydeMoon @POWER IS RESTORED!!!
16:18JaydeMoon MUWAH HAHAHAHA
16:18Pool god have mercy.
16:18Pool jayde's been given the ban hammer.
16:18Gotham|Class you've got the touch!16:18
*** WWind was kicked by JaydeMoon (SO MUCH POWER!)16:18
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16:18Gotham|Class you've got the powerr!
16:18Gotham|Class YEAAAHH
16:18WWind LOL16:18
*** Pool was kicked by JaydeMoon (WAH HAHA, WAFFLE CAT!)16:18
!!! You have been kicked from #Efu
I was sat there like 'what the hell just happened'.
I'm sure Oskar feels more violated than I do. He's the one with crap on his shoe.
That is just messed up. An emote like that should earn Elvoln Vladystana a ban.
What, a ban? More like a player of the year nomination.
Quote from: SanTelmo;300617What, a ban? More like a player of the year nomination.
I could not agree more.
If I called for you, would you come back IG?
Hm
It wouldn't help.
Buuut
I would log on, sure.
:o Yay.
Go ahead and call for me then
;)
:: ( City Sending by Alphonse Ja Von : Lord-Mayor, this is the Overgold of Waukeen and Master Merchant of Mistlocke. I`d like to ask for you to come to my chambers, if you would. There are words we must share. ) ::
Not sure what you think a corpse will help with though
Oh... I didn't know you were dead! Sorry. >.> Someone just told me IG too. lol
HAHAHAHA
8:39 Nbane: OKay, type the (first name) of your g.f after two secs PoP
18:39 PureeOfPelican: :(
18:39 Nbane: 1
18:39 Nbane: 2
18:39 Nbane: Go!
18:39 PureeOfPelican: Caroline
18:39 Nbane: Caroline
18:39 Nbane: Wait... what?
18:39 Nbane: Where are you?
18:39 PureeOfPelican: DC
18:39 Nbane: I'm in washington D-
18:39 Nbane: Wait, what?
18:39 MiraFI: lol
18:40 Nbane: WTF
18:40 Nbane: !!!
18:40 PureeOfPelican: Nbane, are you my gf?
18:40 Nbane: OH MY GOD....
18:40 Nbane: BUT... I.... We... 'chatted' online for so long!
[11:29] I have a very low tolerance for small kids anyway
[11:29] * thomas|mIRC slaps WWind around a bit with a large trout
DrD SCHOOL!
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg818/scaled.php?server=818&filename=cf30f1e0a47bef1d8d98336.png&res=landing)
I was hospitalized, but I will be around again soon.
What a terrible quote.
[10:46] LOVE ME
[10:46] wow
[10:46] * MiraFI pets griffz
[10:46] * syl-work loves griffz with a frying pan up side the head. "Love hurts, deal with it."
21:35 : You are the strongest class in EfU Naga
Bobbylaptop|home| snipes VanillaPudding
VanillaPudding: you can't snipe me
Ghostii: Too many bedrolls. They'll stop the bullet
Quote[11:09] DeputyCool's been taking it from me for years
Guildwars 2, etc etc. GUYS. THERE ARE TROLLS THREATENING A MAJOR ROAD IN THE SWAMP.
AND IT'S THE LOW ROAD.
Quote !s
<+Mistlocke> ::( Server Online : 1 / 50 players )::
Now I can be mayor.
Quote Not sure why you'd be worried about a harmless search for "pussy licking nonstop"
Oh, woops
So, if I had the correct intepretation of druids, I would then like them, and even play one, KoP?
Stupid copy paste
07:53Chris !seen D_I
07:53Mistlocke Chris, I last saw D_I 47 min 6 sec ago saying in a channel: i saw tropic, i am sad i cannot join them.
the depressing last words of anyone before quitting IRC.
22:40 : My next acount
22:40 : Is going to be epic.
22:40 : For my next Old Stones PC
22:40 : It's gonna be
22:40 : wait for it
22:40 *** RwG was kicked by Snoteye (RwG)
22:40 *** RwG joined #Efu
22:41 : dramatic wait ending-
22:41 : 50ShadesofGrue
for the love of the gods
there are no freaking urchins to play with
Creevey and I were rocking it in the Order bunks.
!seen Thomas
Yanamar, I last saw thomas 221 days 6 hours 50 min 5 sec ago saying in a channel: hi.
Damn, I don't remember the tail of his IRC name.
!seen thomas|mIRC
WWind, I last saw thomas|mIRC 3 hours 31 min 25 sec ago quitting.
Thanks. ^_^
welcome :)
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LOL! It's like Beetlejuice
beetlejuice is awesome
I only look at gnome porn on Sundays.
22:15 OC|Around So. I just spent 30 minutes watching the new talonite priestess from the old stones perform a offering ceremony.
22:15 OC|Around Kept telling her to chill with the magic.
22:15 OC|Around Then she tried to bless me.
22:15 GrendelFortress heh
22:15 Ghostii "bless"
22:15 OC|Around And I was like, "DO NOT TOUCH ME WITH THAT WAND"
22:15 OC|Around She did.
22:15 Softie BOOOOOM
22:15 OC|Around It exploded and killed her.
22:15 Softie hahahahaha
22:15 OC|Around <--- Had evasion
22:15 Ghostii Ahahahahaha
22:15 GrendelFortress "Bless you my child" *your head explodes*
22:15 OC|Around Took no damage.
22:15 Ghostii XD
19:55 Softie I cant believe they killed Elminster.
19:56 rumpler rip shitlord
00:52 Fitzwilliam thomas
00:52 Fitzwilliam nevermind
00:52 Fitzwilliam he just left
00:52 Ghostii He left
00:54 Caster He left.
00:56 Robocop He left.
00:57 MiraFI wait...did Thomas leave?
00:57 Ghostii Yeah, he's gone
00:57 MiraFI huh
00:57 MiraFI i guess he left
00:57 el_groso he left
00:57 Rose Did he leave?
00:58 el_groso whoever that is. For majority of votes, he left
00:58 Ghostii We're pretty sure he's not here
00:58 el_groso I've already accepted the idea that he had left. And I'm moving on
00:59 MiraFI i don't think i can
00:59 MiraFI are we sure he left?
00:59 MiraFI for real?
00:59 el_groso FACE IT
00:59 WWind he might still be lurking
00:59 Rose It's too soon to move on.
00:59 MiraFI so. he's gone then.
01:00 el_groso accept the truth
01:00 el_groso wear it like armor
01:00 el_groso and it will not harm you
01:00 Robocop He left.
01:03 Cerberus Are y'all crazy?
01:04 WWind that's rather a given
01:11 Jagged Wtf y'all talking about?
01:12 Ghostii He's gone, Jagged.
01:12 el_groso gone, accept it, Jagged
01:12 el_groso closure
01:12 Robocop He left.
01:12 WWind sheds a single tear
01:12 VengefulSeraphim this is pretty intense.
01:13 el_groso time to move on
01:13 WWind but .. but .. but ...
01:13 WWind kittens ...
01:14 el_groso We're all gonna get through this... And we'll get through this together...
01:15 Jagged Thomas died?
01:15 WWind [sniffles] You are right
01:15 WWind we'll manage somehow
Yo Winston
I am going to make an hour long character of any kind you want
Just name it
An hour long
what does that mean
I'd wager it means he'll play it for an hour >_>
Means a period of time
That is equal to an hour
thanks guys
60 minutes, if you need it in other terms. :D
right got it
haha
A character that I will play for only an hour Winston
hm i see
Kotenku: listen
Kotenku: 9/10 of my PCs may be shitty
Kotenku: but I'm still an awesome player
[16:34] Ghostii: "Private sessions"
[16:34] Sternhund: yep
[16:34] KOP: thai lady boy
[16:34] Sternhund: five dolla
[16:34] Sternhund: DM u long time
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alpha talking to CluelessNoob
Quote[16:32] that was pretty hilarious guys
[16:32] (sorry you died)
my whining skill is bugged.
Currently maxed-out whining skill doesn't work in game.
I can't get into a character
:(
I feel like I've done everything at the mo
I make a char. and don't feel them at all
Now that would be a bold statement!
done everything?
I tried a gnome.
:(
impossible
lol
"I tried a gnome"
Did it all.
[15:51:21] A hin tried to kill me, and was sugesting killing all of us pirates.
[15:51:26] I did what any pirate would do to mutineers.
[15:52:01] I tried to gut him, and my fellow pirates decided to be homosexual pirates who tolerated mutineers.
Quote[06:48] So what do you guys do that is not unsanctified, ephemeral whim?
[06:51] <@wcsherry> We meditate, pray, and translate scripture from Latin and Greek into your course pagan languages.
[06:51] Coarse, you meant?
[06:51] <@wcsherry> Yes.
[06:52] I hope the translation will be of higher precision than your English.
[06:52] >.>
[06:53] <@wcsherry> Silence heathen.
This happened last year, and I meant to post it here long ago, but kept forgetting. This is what one gets one tries to explain his girlfriend what EFU is about. I was playing Hashall at the time, and had to make a post before we went out for dinner. So I asked her, just a moment, I gotta do something, then she asked me what was it, and I started explaining about the game and the forum thing. This was the thread (//%22http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62046&page=2%22), and she saw the last three posts before the post I was making. These were the posts: (http://i.imgur.com/VTBEt.jpg)
My girfriend asked me something like this: "Bubble Trouble... Lace and Leather... Vanilla Pudding... Are you sure you're not looking at a Disney Brothel Catalog? " Well, I laughed for the next three days non stop at that.
Bwahahahaha
In fact there was a time where the doc, and this chick were hitting it off then she said something profoundly stupid. That "all these signs in LA were in Mexican" Rather then ignore that off color profoundly stupid comment, and get laid.........The doc decided to "Keep it real"
Earlier:
Does anyone keep track of Belgian politics?
Yea
They used to be part of the Soviet Union
They arent any more
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>_>
<_<
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Vlaid|Concepting: I see my mom like once every 3-4 months because she lives kinda far away. yet everytime I see her I think I need to buy new condoms, just in-case.
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Arnold Howardson : Hey, found a queer tunnel in withered lands. Asking folks to come and look into it with me! This is Arnold Howardson, Vote for the Bullbreaker! )::
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Xander Abriya : House Aberdenn: A Vote for Bullbreaker is a vote to fill queer withered tunnels. )::
Quote02:06 Jagged !seen BigOrcMan
02:06 --- Jagged is back
02:06 Mistlocke Jagged, I last saw BigOrcMan 1 days 14 hours 1 min 6 sec ago saying in a channel: sternhund sucks.
02:07 Jagged|Droid Oh... Burn...
02:07 Jagged|Droid Burn from one day ago Sternhund.
02:09 Sternhund oh wow
02:16 Sephar there sits a time capsule placed by BOM... and within this capsule, sits 50mcg of burn.
02:16 *** Sephar left #Efu cameron_al@101.98.vjh.xpq
02:19 Jagged lol
Evil Fishman Boss: I hear you all there. Tromping about like tuna for the slaughter.
Lucita: What, what, do tuna tromp, I thought they swam. Still, this fish man is the expert so I shall allow him the fact, tuna do indeed tromp about on their little feet.
DM Jayde Moon: [Tell] Tuna will tromp on you.
On November 21, 2012, some rookie DM got a gleam in her eye and devised an event that would make many people very deeply ashamed of themselves. The events were so startling that none involved could be cajoled, coerced, or otherwise convinced to unveil the mysteries of what went on that dark evening.
Speculators suggest that the involved parties swore a bloody oath of silence, never to be broken.
The truth of what occurred that evening was thus never known until now.
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Welcome, welcome!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] I am Gustavo Fleverhaven and I shall be hosting this exciting and heartbreaking event.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] It is completely free, yet... Only one pair can prove victorious. Although [smiles widely] I am sure you will all be rich of fond memories after this... Memories to last a lifetime.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] I am somewhat displeased of so few of the beatiful ones here, present [looks over Faye and Grima] However...
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Perhaps we can manage... Perhaps... It would be pleasing to me to witness at least three pairs, yes!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Ah... So so! [taps his ruby red, full lips gently with his index finger] To partake, you must find a pair of the opposite gender.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Failing to do so... [shrugs slightly] You may choose one of your own! Yes, yes! That is quite alright, as well.
With only two women present, the gathered competitors began pairing off. Competition began to heat up quite quickly. Note that there was no indication as to the sordid nature of the contest to come. Oh my, no, the blackness had not fallen on us yet. Nor was everyone impressed by the very nature of the thing.
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hrm.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Couples? Who must Scrave carry to victory?
Quote[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Broland. We a pair, righ'?
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] What's he talkin' about? Fightin'?
QuoteChotank] Scrave: [Talk] [leans over toward Pinch] You are bright like many birds. Will you pair with Scrave, then?
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] You are a curious creature.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] However -
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] I do believe the lovely Bearded Lady Grima is present.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Come hither, Grima.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Bah! If you will not pair with Scrave, then Scrave will pair with your intended partner!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hideous dwarf, come pair with Scrave!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Do not think to steal away my Bearded Lady, sir! She is a member of my most excellent Circus.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Yes, well, Scrave is Scrave, and exceptional in every way.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Come Grima!
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] I gotss men fighting over me.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Yes... well. Scrave, let us not fight today unless we must. Please find yourself a pair from one of these fine gentlemen!
Quote[RotGut] Thomas Acorn: [Talk] I don't think Jacqueline would much appreciate me "pairing up" with another man if this is going where I think this is going
Perhaps the only man of wisdom in the room, Thomas Acorn was, perhaps appropriately, the only soul to escape untarnished from the diabolical events which would follow.
Another had luck similarly poor to Scrave's.
Quote[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Would you do me the honor? *he offers a hand to Faye*
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Hey, nah-uh.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] She's with me, pal.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Already asked Broland, birk. 'e's cuter.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Ah! Pipped to the post again.
Quote[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He grins.] Hear that, Reinhart? Sounds like we're partners.
Meanwhile, time was running out.
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Yes, pairs! Enter the ring.
Scrave entered alone, but would not remain so for very long. The poor, doomed fools.
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] The first to join Scrave here is Scrave's partner.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] See now how I am left abandoned and destitute. There is only one thing for it -
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he puts an arm around Scrave's waist, smiling*
Thus gathered then were four pairs:
Faye Kendt and Gynauld Broland, of the Shrouded Legion,
Archiboddy Pinch and Grima Nurin, of the Extraordinary circus,
Davus Halter and Reinhart Zigers, of the Crimson Blade mercenaries,
and Vittorio Ambrosi and SCRAVE, two men who cared only for victory.
There was banter.
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [eyes Vittorio crookedly]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [reaches back around Vittorio, and pulls him closer]
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Alrigh' this be gettin' weird now.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [flies from his mallet frequently butt up and land near Vittorio's ears and mouth]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Now, now! Not so close so soon. I am not that sort of girl, you know.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Or any kind of girl at all
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Very good!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Come, come all! Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Very well then. A winner will surely receive a grand price, however... Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Let me first go through the rules, briefly.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Your task is to impress myself - and the audience- [he grestures widely towards the spectators, with his open palm] that you are the most passionate pair.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Touching... Gentle... Warm.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] You will show the true colour of your heart here.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] You will have each, a while to prepare such a performance where the pair expresses their profound love to each other.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] The one whose love story is the most passionate shall... Be victorious.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Begin to plan your show! You do not have long, for your performance must truly come from the bottom of your heart!
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hm.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he looks to Vittorio]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] You are going to be very uncomfortable.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave does not care.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Because he is a winner.
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] You tell 'em rockman
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I am not accustom to loss myself either, signore Scrave.
Quote[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *Peers down upon the bloated, bearded lady-dwarf*
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *grins her wide crooked smile, her yellowed teeth gleaming in the light of the brazier*
Quote[RotGut] Thomas Acorn: [Talk] I think i'm going to have to give this one to Faye and Broland, at least they have the right bits for each other
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Prepare to be utterly proven wrong, tiny creature!
Immediately out of the gate, the Legionnaires claimed readiness, and so the first performance. Perhaps they believed they could take an early advantage by blitzing the stage. It remains to be seen whether their strategy bore fruit (although one way or another, it certainly should have.)
While they set to performing a meandering and lukewarm display of violence and avoidant face-mashing, two contestants took the time to get acquainted and make their plans.
Quote[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] What is your name again?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] I am Scrave, who are you?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Your lifelong love, apparently!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] You may need to eat one of Scrave's bugs.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] No. I do not think so.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Very well. Do you have a plan?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] I rarely do
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Then Scrave will undress you.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Again. No.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he frowns]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] that is lust, not love!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] This must come from the heart, not the loins
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Then Scrave will kill you in a passionate rage. Yes?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] We are getting closer I think.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Hm.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Perhaps ...
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Perhaps you will profess your undying love for I, and I shall scorn you for another. And in your passion, you will strike me down
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] A true showing of unrequited love
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Hm.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] HRMMM...
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Yes. Ours shall be a tragic tale of love unreturned.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Very well.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Of course, do not 'actually' slay me.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Ah! Okay.
Meanwhile, as the Legionnaires' performance began in earnest:
Quote[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Takes his position, the zulkir loosely dangling from the hand that holds it]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Faye, for you I shall sheath my blade, as my back feels ever safe when it is pressed against yours in the most deadly of storms.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [The ring of steel echoes through the crowded room as the soldier sheaths his sword]
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Don' be fuckin' daft, one o' them mist ogres or fucked Wither birks migh' stab ya.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Get that sword back out, ye' ninny.
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] *barks a laugh*
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Shut it, girl. You're ruinin' my part here.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [He ushers]
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] *Faye sighs.*
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Ye' so dreamy.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] D'you see bloody ogres? We're just performin'.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I know!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Did you hear about how I SMACK H'BALA ON HER ASS?
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I was there!
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I FUCKIN' SAW IT.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Puts his fists at his waists, turning] [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] And don'tcha just love me for it?
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Eh. [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] 'Cause I'm a bloody HERO!
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I guess. [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Alright.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Now let's kiss.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Do we 'ave to? [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Removes his helm, itching at his eye]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Only if y'want to.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Jus' slap me onna arse or somethin'.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Rubs against his eyepatch]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Why not both?
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I doubt them others will be kissin'. [Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] You are very much mistaken.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Don' get yer 'opes up.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] It'll give us an advantage, yeah?
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I dunno, that Scrave birk seem proper inna 'is mate there. [Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave will do many things to win.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Who would kiss some freak with flies whirling around him?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Oh, Scrave! It's your sense of humor that made me fall for you. Now I see it.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Competition is his very nature. And do you know what makes Scrave very angry? [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Come on. Now take that helm off.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Opponents who do not GIVE IT THEIR ALL.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] 'ow 'bout we jus' fight Scrave's team to prove we be lovin' each other more.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I don't think it works like that.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Well, clearly ye' never been to many brothels.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] There ain't no brothels here.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He cups his hands to his mouth.] Give him a kiss!
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] Fight 'er for a kiss, or something, mate!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Why else would I standing here now?
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Hey, that works.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] How about a wager, eh?
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Alrigh'.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I win, we gotta kiss.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [looks to Gustavo] Have they lost yet?
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] You win -...
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I dunno... What do you want?
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] A prize. arranged!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I'll give a ring.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] How's that?
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Mhmm... [taps his lips gently] I am quite sure a kiss would crown this quite... Quite elaborate performance that, sadly depicts the usual Mistlockian marriage.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Ugh, fine. But only fer a second, yer all Withered.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Four hours of begging and ten seconds of...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] What is this, anyway?
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] That I shall completely leave on the decision of the artists!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Oh come let's just get to it!
Then they started fighting.
You'll notice there's actually quite a lot of side conversation. All the time. Imagine that Ulysses Smogson interjected every thirty seconds with either a laugh, a belch, or a drunken witticism absolutely irrespective of the context, and you will have missed absolutely nothing by its removal from (most of) these logs.
Quote[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] [Winded]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Huffs]
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] Looks like he getss hiss kisss.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Wash that mouth off 'fore y'kiss me.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Tsk... Tsk. [shakes his head slowly] That is no way to treat a lady, I am afraid.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I don't feel like eatin' sand.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] MAKE OUT ALREADY!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] But given that she is quite... quite tough on her own, I do not immediately disqualify you, I shall leave that to the hands of the audience.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] THIS FOREPLAY IS KILLIN' ME!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] That's the spirit!
In all, they never actually kissed during their performance. This is due, partly, to Faye Kendt's client crashing mid-way through the duel, and moreover due to a vastly superior performance following shortly afterward.
Quote[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] The Amazing Circus is ready to demonstate its winning competition entry, Mr. Fleverhaven.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Please, make way for the next pair. You may applaude now!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *bows Grima into the stage*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [claps his hand once, eyeing Broland with a slight hostility, but then turns to view the next pair with a wide smile] Very well! Good!
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *waggles over, under her extreme girth, scratching her ample... fat-rolls*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Please allow me to introduce Grima the Glutton....
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] And our passionate admirer of the female form, noted singer Mr. Warts.
At this point, Archiboddy Pinch transformed into a Troll. It gets worse.
Quote[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *Begins to drool and slobber all over Grima*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *and begins to... SING*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] GRIMA OH GRIMA
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] FOR MANY A YEAR
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] I HAVE SOUGHT YOU MY DEAR
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *laps it up with great eagerness, hugging his long leg*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] A LADY OF BEARD
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] CONSIDERED A SIGHT MOST WEIRD
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] TO YOU I SHALL BE TRUE
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] EVEN IF AT TIMES I MAKE YOU BLUE
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] BECAUSE I LIKE YOU FAT
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] LIKE A BIG WOBBLY RAT
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] IN MY CIRCUS I NEED MANY FREAKS
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] AND TO THEM I SHALL FEED MANY LEEKS
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] DAZZLE AND ENJOY THE AUDIENCE'S SMILE
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *nibbles gently on his many many warts*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] FOR YOU'LL BE WITH US FOR QUITE A WHILE!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] OH GRIMA OH GRIMA
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] YOU MAY BE A GLUTTON
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] BUT TO ME YOU ARE AS CUTE AS A BUTTON!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *Finishes, and bows, offering her another wart to nibble upon*
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *opens her mouth wide, eyes closed... as she bites the wart clean off*
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *Tenderly strokes the beard hair with a warty hand, drools upon her head, bows a final time and returns to his former form*
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] I lovess that like a maggot tickling my inssidess.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Thank you for your attention, ladies and gentlemen.
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *is covered in troll slober and loving it*
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] Alright, I lost my appetite. I'ma outta 'ere
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Mhmm. [nods slightly] Quite... quite interesting. The separated love of a dwarven lady and troll gentleman. Very impressive.
Vittorio nearly lost his nerve:
Quote[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Oh my. I think we are going to lose
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] NO.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] This is a difficult act to compete with! He's a TROLL!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Who is in love. It's...inspirational
And something happened with the legionnaires after all.
Quote[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Ugh, I blacked out. Did 'e kiss me? [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I didn't. [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I wouldn't want you to miss it. [Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Why, so I can act appropriately unimpressed? [EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Hey, girl, a wager is a wager.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] *She grimaces.* [Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Ye', ye'.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Brings a hand up to try and hold her by the neck and kiss her]
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] *She pushes away his hand and scoots up on her toes to peck him on the lips.*
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Hey -
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] You didn't let me get my kissin' skills goin'.
Moving.
Moving on, I mean.
QuoteHerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I...
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I suppose we are next!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [nods at Vitorrio] Please!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave will have silence for his moving and passionate performance.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he begins in a rumbling baritone] Vittorio. Vittorio! Scrave has travelled many leagues to find you here.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *smiles softly, tilting his head in anticipation*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] He has battled countless foes. Conquered nations, slain mighty beasts, and crossed an ocean, to find you here!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] He is a man of stone, and such things do not come easily to him. His heart is cold, but near you it is warm!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Come to me, Vittorio. I am Scrave, I need you.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Vittorio, you are here, before me, and you smile, but say nothing.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Will you not answer me? Answer me!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *puts a hand to his own heart, sniffling quietly as he approaches only a little* Scrave! Dear Scrave! My champion of granite, whos heart is not of stone.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Answer Scrave! I love you, come, speak, answer!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he spreads his arms, and draws closer]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] These three little words I know you wish to hear of me! That seem to little, but which I know will bring you joy -
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he stares, unblinking, standing seven feet tall, at Vitorrio]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Damn.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I so wish I had some rotten fruit right now...
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he turns quite abruptly* Words which I cannot give! For they are, and always have been, for another!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] What?
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] *his face twists for a moment before vomiting to the side*
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] *wrings troll droll out of her hair into her hand... which she laps up*
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I love you, my sweet! My dear! My muse!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he strides towards Grima quite suddenly*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] You would deny Scrave?
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] ... Me?
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] What tassty do you offer me for lovess?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Your novel odours. Your wonderous yellow teeth! My heart belongs to you, and no other -
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he stares, shocked, and appalled, and produces a massive boulder from a bag]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] How can this be!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave would do anything, and you betray him! You could have the mightiest warrior of the world!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *kneels, he takes Grimar's chin in his hands* I forsake all others, if you would only say the same!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he glances over his shoulder, all but ignoring Scrave otherwise*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] *throws a huge boulder!*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he throws the boulder at Vittorio]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he stumbles as a massive boulder is apparently thrown at him*
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Wha-
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] How! How could you do this to Scrave!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he clambers over the boulder, on top of it, and over, onto the prone Vitorrio]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I am sorry, dear Scrave! But my heart is not for you. My love for another. My feelings, far away from your cold embrace!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] How can you do this!? Scrave's heart, no, it is not stone! indeed! [Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] It is glass!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he puts a hand to his heart as Scrave collapses, uttering out a few choice sniffles*
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Oh Scrave, dear Scrave -
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he lets out a deep, sonorous bellow of emotional agony]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [the very floor shakes]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] At last I see, the depth of your love! The swell in your bosom, and the ernestness of your devotion!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he stoops to the sobbing stone man*
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] I was hopin' Scrave would beat the shit outta 'im then kiss 'im on the nose all sweetly, but I guess throwin' a boulder an' cryin' about it is good too.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] I see now, how wrong I was! To be taken by lust for the fair bearded maiden. When all along -
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Was love unending right before me!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he reaches out toward Vitorrio's face]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he pulls Vitorrio close]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *masks only the slightest of winces as he moves to embrace Scrave* I love _you_, and no other!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he kisses Vitorrio quite sweetly on the cheek]
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] Pisss on a girl'ss heart then.
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.
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[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he coughs once into a fist]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] We are done.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he after only a few moments breaks free of the embrace, and offers Gustavo a bow*
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [claps gently, nodding with a solemn smile on his face] Very... Very tragic and deep... very profound. I am impressed, gentlemen!
Quote[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] I am quite impressed myself! The boulder based improv -
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] Was really quite spectacular
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Every problem can be solved with a boulder.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Whisper] I do not doubt you are right.
The final performance began without delay.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] We up, are we?
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Our turn, eh.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [gestures towards Davus and Reinhart] Yes, please.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he draws his sword and shield*
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He smiles warmly.] Its good to have you at my back in this battle, Reinhart.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Its been a while. [He draws his sword as well.]
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Aye, and you Captain.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] How many orcs you figure there be?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He shifts his footing defensively.]
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] The villagers said a couple clans bolstered together..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Maybe 50, maybe a 100
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Who cares!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he getsp oied for battle* [sic] [Oiled?]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] We been in worse pinches before, aye.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Pinches. Hah! [WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Indeed.. what's that.. I can hear their horns!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Shit- Here's the first wave!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He raises his sword.] Don't let them green-skinned bastards past us!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] He begins to parry, block and slash with his sword with practiced skill
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He begins to fight awkwardly with a non-existant person.] [/quote] During all this, the Legionnaires were merciless with cat-calls and bitter taunting. Certain already of their defeat, many were getting rather sore at their wretchedly poor manners.
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] STOP INTERRUPTING THE PERFORMANCE.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] *throws a huge boulder!* ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Be silent!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [shakes a fist at the Legionairres]
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] *She makes a rude gesture at Scrave, then winks.*
It did not work.
Back to the performance though:
Quote[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Never, *he lunges to side and with swipe of his blade*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] They are coming in hard!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Hells! There's at least a hundred of them here! Our boys can't last this!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he rushes forward, cuting down a swath of orc until...*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Ahhh!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He whips about.] Reinhart!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he falls back with a thud*
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He tosses his scimitar aside, kneeling down to check on the fallen man.]
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] I wonder if they're gonna cry on this performance too.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he clutches a arrow in his chest*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] No.. Ah!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Shit- Shit- Reinhart-
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] I should have seen it coming..Ah, why!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Its goin' to be alright- Don't talk, mate.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Is it bad?
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] should have drank the blur *snickers*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Is it bad!?
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he looks down, touching the imaginary blood seeping from his wound*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Oh gods...
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Its- [He swallows.] I- I've seen men live through worse..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *he grabs hold of Davus shurt and pulls him in*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Don't lie to me! Tell it to me straight..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] I can take it..
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] It don't look good, Reinhart. Please, mate, don't die on me. Not here. You been more of a brother to me than my own blood.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] The boys need you - I need you.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] And you me, Davus. I can't count how many time you saved my skin..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Ha.. I guess my luck just had to run out sometime.
[Yanamar] Grima Nurin: [Talk] Usse a purple crysstal! *shouts out*
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] *snorts and then laughs*
[Bearic] Ulysses Smogson: [Talk] *snorts and then laughs*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Ergh! I don't know how much longer I got..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Please!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] What is it, Reinhart? Anything.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] You have to tell Danae and the boys how much I love them!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] How much.. I am going to miss them
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *his acting is very poor, and cheesy..*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] I.. I.. can see something..
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] It's calling to me...
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Go to it, mate.. You've earned your rest.
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] Ugh..! *he starts making some violent gurling noises*
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *thrashes about as he pretend to die*
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] [He rises, shaking his fist at the air.] Curse you, green-skinned bastards!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] You've robbed me of a brother, you have!
[WildMagic] Reinhart Zigers: [Talk] *his leg twitches a few moments and then nothing*
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[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] And- uh- I suppose that's it.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I wanted to be an orc...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [crosses his arms, balancing the boulder on his back, between his shoulder blades, seeming frustrated]
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Although I have my quite personal favourite... it would be unfair to let myself decide who is the victor. Thus... You, the ones participating, shall write the name down on this piece of paper [circles and hands them about]
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] But you cannot vote yourself!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] Fine. I ain't votin' for no one then.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] THEN YOU LOSE, GET OUT.
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] [Laughs] Some freak thinkin' he can tell -me- what to do?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] There is nothing worse than a poor loser!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] One through two the Shrouded Legion, two through three the strange stone display, four through six the last act.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] Archiboddy Pinch rolled 1d6 and got 6.
Then, when everyone handed in their votes...
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [begins to sort out the pieces of paper into four piles...]
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [scribbles on one of the papers, adds it there... looks over them once more, then rising his head, smiling widely] Yes!
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *Begins to step forward...*
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Yes, we have a winner... It is quite so that it was not whome I expected to prove victorious before the performance... Yet, such are the ways of love indeed. Mysterious in all ways
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [waves his hand with a smile towards Pinch] I am afraid, I enjoyed your act immensively, Mister Pinch
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. No!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] However, this time the victor is another.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Whisper] Wait. Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *A forlorn step back*
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [turns towards Scrave and Vittorio] Yes! Your deep story has touched the majority of the audience!
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Please come... Come forward!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] HAHAHA, VICTORY!!!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] This is -goblin crock-!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] IN YOUR FACE, LEGION SCUM!
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] 'ey!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] SCRAVE IS VICTORIOUS.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] We're not scum!
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Yer scum!
[EfU_Jagged] Gynauld Broland: [Talk] How did this FREAK win?
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Bene! You are, all of you -
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Too kind!
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *he offers another bow to the audience on each side*
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Eh, 'is act were better. [Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] I voted fer 'em.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] The boulder won it, it did.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Aye.
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] That boulder were somethin' else.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] That was just damn impressive.
[Planar Circus Oddball Magician] Archiboddy Pinch: [Talk] *crossly* I -rhymed-
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Poorly! 'Leeks' indeed
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] TOSS THE BOULDER AGAIN.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [throws his arms up, quite pleased with himself. [Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] *throws a huge boulder!*
At this point there is some confusion as the boulder's impact lands near enough to one of the (particularly drunk) patrons as to knock him over. Broland is ready to beat Scrave down when the man drunkenly wobbled away with nothing more than a sore bottom.
QuoteGustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] I am joyful to be able to perform this. Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [he rummages his velvet pockets, smiling widely as he takes two rings from his pocket]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Come, Scrave, it is time for our union.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [gestures in front of him, again]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Oh. Yes.
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [holds out the rings, another bland and strong looking golden band, the other made of gold too, but thinner and encrusted with fabulous gems] By the powers vested in me [gestures towards the audience] I now pronounce you...
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *coughs quite suddenly* You have powers?
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] Man... [puts the heavy band to Scraves finger] and...
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] And a man! [smiles a bit, simply handing the other ring for Vittorio]
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] Ah, we get there eventually. Was there some doubt?
Gustavo Fleverhaven: [Talk] [smiles, nodding] You may now... Hmh! [looks between the two] You may now... congratulate each other for your success
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davus Halter: [Talk] Aye. Maybe its for the best we didn't win, aye? I thought the prize were coin, not a wedding.
[HerDarkMajesties] Vitorrio Ambrosi: [Talk] *and offers his hand out to Scrave* Well played!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Yes indeed!
And finally...
Quote[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] *Faye watches the dwarf leave, her expression blank.*
[Scythetomeetyou] Faye Kendt: [Talk] Gods, this were fucked.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Yes!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Let us never speak of it again.
The full text, completely unedited is here. (//%22http://cmclen.com/john/elmolove.txt%22)
OH... MY... GOD.
This is what EFU is all about right here. Amazing rp.
I think I'm a little bit in love with Scrave.
Alas ladies, Scrave is a taken man.
O_O
...
...
SCRAVE IS AWESOME.
O_O
Curses, we nearly won that, too!
(who am I kidding)
WHO isn't? Big loloolololoollolo
I never read anything more amazing in my life.
Why was I not present for this?!
Customary kudos to the Scavian romance and then:
Quote what would happen if we dump ppl's corpse to a refuse pit?
jzhmer what kind of fucking question is that
just curious
in a trash pit it would erase the corpse
Just go back and look at records from the holocaust.
OH WAIT
You meant in game...
hahah
Oopsy daisy.
* Bobbylaptop|home| snipes KOP in the other knee
I used to be an adventurer like you...
that was.. the most touching yet bizarre and disturbing thing ive ever seen LOL XD
After reading that inspiring love story, I feel compelled to link to another great love story...
http://www.escapefromundeath.com/old_forums/viewtopic.php?t=37904&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
MAN... that kind of thing is what makes me sorry for not being around as often as I used to...
... I must fix it
Ambient old stones npcs have a scripted dialogue response talking about Bitterlips. Now come back and play again.
Quote from: ThisIsWonderland;315998Why was I not present for this?!
I had deeply hoped you would be but sadly you decided to log immediately after Sternhunds dognapping event. If only you had stayed on a little longer... Sigh.
Quote from: Incorrigible;316325Ambient old stones npcs have a scripted dialogue response talking about Bitterlips. Now come back and play again.
lol... I hope they can pronounce her name correctly
[15:29] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Gynauld Broland : I laugh at you, Thrall of Shylae. I have seen many like you before, with their ambushes and witchery, and as always I have come out on top. Your life shall be yet just one another stepping stone on my glorious ascension to the Mead Halls of the Battle Father. Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of
[15:29] Of what?
[15:29] Of _what_?
[15:29] Lisette's underarms.
[15:29] Come on, I want to know.
[15:29] The Tea Party?
[15:30] The Amish Mafia?
[15:30] If you were IG you would see it.
[15:30] I don't want to see Lisette's underarms.
[15:31] " Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of"
[15:31] the Fell Bitch.
[15:31] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of Starbucks Coffee."
[15:32] Spawns of.....your Mother.
[15:32] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of McDonalds Family Restaurants."
[15:34] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants andspawns of fungi from my unshod feet"
And the first game of IRC madlibs was invented. What kind of spawns do YOU think Broland wants to kill today?
(Below is some light-hearted IC fun captured while emerging from a particularly challenging exploration of Nebedzzos - so very typical of the brash and brilliant, Julio Zhaedi)... --
Sergeant Julio Zhaedi encouraging comrades during a Sunken Conclave investigation...
(http://imageshack.us/a/img845/8687/juliosphilosophy.jpg)
... And Julio's parting gesture as the raiding party exits the Sunken Enclave... :)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img855/3088/juliospartingremarkstos.jpg)
Quote[14:54] my penis is tiny
[14:55] sometimes i forget i have it
:: City Sending by Zanya Silverbrook : This is Zanya Silverbrook. Okay, you blasted wildlings, I admit it, you got us over a barrel. How much do we have to pay you to keep Williams? )::
[21:56] *** now talking in #efuhookups
[21:56] *** channel #efuhookups mode is +nst
[21:56] *** channel created at Tue Dec 18 21:51:39 2012
[21:56] yoooo
[21:57] <@VengefulSeraphim> hayyyy
[21:58] *** Sternhund (Mibbit@554-040-5-910.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) joined
[21:58] hey so
[21:58] i'm 16/m/tx super horny
[21:58] ne1 down?
[21:59] <@VengefulSeraphim> yeah babe
[22:00] <@VengefulSeraphim> im 23/m/nc
[22:00] o nice
[22:00] sorry did i say 16/m
[22:00] i'm 16/f
[22:00] barely legal lolol but
[22:01] i can kiss and not tell ;)
[22:08] <@VengefulSeraphim> :O
[22:13] so... how much for a couple minutes of your valued time? i can pay in XP... >___>
[22:13] or GP, whichever your poison is. <____<
[22:13] but you can't have a full blown dm quest, even i have my limits
[22:13] <@VengefulSeraphim> XP plz
[22:13] but maybe a little custom loot if you're a bad boy ;)
[22:14] <@VengefulSeraphim> oh im bad all right
[22:14] *** Sternhund (Mibbit@554-040-5-910.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) left ()
[22:55] *** VengefulSeraphim quit (Remote host closed the connection)
[05:07:59] It's like the whole universe is built around letting people slaughter things without the slightest thought until they're basicly gods.
[21:36] ::( DM Shout : [Excited by the news of a cleaned out well, several commoners gather for a fresh bucket of water] )::
[21:15:17] nine used to be known as nolives
[21:15:24] then they figured they couldn't make him leave
[21:15:28] so they called him ninelives
[21:15:34] he prefered ninelives
[02:31:03] MrGrendel sneaks up behind Snoteye and leaves a squeezable tube full of what appears to be tasty, tasty flan in his pocket.
[02:31:16] MrGrendel slinks off.
[02:31:20] MrGrendel is now known as GrendeLimbo
[02:38:25] <@Snoteye> o.O
By request:
Quote[8:43:18 AM] Scruffy: Of course... I guess it's kinda weird....
[8:43:25 AM] Scruffy: You're rage-stealthing?
[8:43:45 AM] lovethesuit: I imagine it like hyper-focused pantherstalking
[8:43:54 AM] lovethesuit: Sometimes a cat is just walking
[8:43:56 AM] lovethesuit: Sometimes a cat is like
[8:43:59 AM] lovethesuit: 0.0
[8:44:01 AM] lovethesuit: o.o
[8:44:04 AM] lovethesuit: >.<
[8:44:11 AM] lovethesuit: >.<~~
[8:44:15 AM] lovethesuit: OoO
[8:44:20 AM] lovethesuit: -,..,-
[8:44:31 AM] Scruffy: And that's the post you need to make
[8:44:41 AM] Scruffy: Just copy-pasta the conversation.
Mad props to Dumpster Druid for being awesome and joining in the insanity. And, I think, to Howland for a brilliant bit of absurdity.
QuoteMist's End Patron: [Talk] *Hic* "Yes?... oh, hello. Say, buy me a drink, would ya? A bottle of the Mist's End ale..."
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Here, friend. [Give him a drink]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] "One...two....*hic*....three....four... I....declare...a thumb.... war! I bet 25 I'll beat you!"
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [Hand over 25 and engage in a Thumb War contest!]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] [The two of you contest in a vigorous Thumb War....]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [The thumb war is a vicious one, you are clearly facing an experienced Thumb Warrior]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] [You are defeated!]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Ah, I lose.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] "Hah! I am the winner!" He scurries off.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] *The drunk wanders off through the Tavern....*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [frowns in deep consternation]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Thumb war...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave will master this thumb war...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [furrows his brow, his hand out, his thumb wiggling around strangely]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Do not understand... Thumb war.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Are you alright, fellow?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave is very well, he is only thinking. Come, perhaps you know. Teach Scrave how to win at "Thumb war"
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Hmm...
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] A thumb war? [He holds out his right palm, wiggling each finger]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Yes, just so. Scrave has been defeated by a man here, and he is determined to win the next challenge.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Any stakes?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hrrmh. A bit of gold. You wish to challenge Scrave, is it?
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Yes, I suppose I do.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] How much gold would you wager, "Scrave"?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] The same as I lost! 25 gold! Show me your moves.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he holds out a massive stony hand, with the thumb straight up]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [He clenches a fist, making an overly exagerrated jab and flourish, then presents his own thumb] Let it begin!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [locks hands with Roderick, and begins the chant]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] One! Two! Three! Four! SCRAVE DECLARES THE THUMB WAR.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] One! Two! Three! Four! Roderick declares a thumb war! [He wiggles his thumb, feinting in and out]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he begins aggressively trying to pin Roderick's thumb with his considerable might, but is quickly frustrated by Roderick's swiftness]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he begins moving his arm about, and the rest of his body, trying to gain the upper... thumb]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Haha! I have you at a dia-WOAH! [He is jerked about by the mighty Scrave, almost losing his grip!]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Haha!! Take this! And that!
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Oogh! Agh! GAH!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hraaaagh! [he twists his wrist and reaches out to pin Roderick's thumb in a mighty blow]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [Despite his wordless prayers to the Risen for victory, he is defeated, his thumb quivers, then falls pinned]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] I submit, I submit!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] HAHAAAAAAAAAA! Scrave is victorious!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he releases Roderick's hand, and thrusts both of his own into the air]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [He tosses back his head, laughing merrily] You fight well, Scrave. Here, as promised...[Counting out 25 ducats, he hands them over to the victor]
Quote[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] The same as I lost! 25 gold! Show me your moves.
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/hidden05/hidden05.jpg)
Did that on purpose didn't you?
15:41
: whoa
15:41 : huge link is huge
15:41 : It's too big.. I'm not touching it.
15:41 : <_<
15:41 : sweet
15:41 : Inappropriate touching for large things.
15:41 : +1 would buy
15:42 : I get in trouble when I touch other peoples big things PoP.
15:42 : Me too, Sylvyr.
My wife watches me play EFU now
Encourages me to rob people
She usually encourages me to rob people like VengefulSeraphim
"Why don't you beat that guy in the dress up"
lol, his wife is a pro
QuoteOOC: Errr, shouldn't this be in the Public forum? Or is this an attempt to market H'Balan beer? :/
by The Old Hack about RWG's post (//%22http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?p=322113#post322113%22)
rwg
wtf r u doin to te engleish langauge
herbalistic???
jesus crast
[5:45:16 PM] I think if I had a spirit animal it would be a black dude named Jamal
[5:45:23 PM] and we would beat the shit out of anyone who fucked with us
I'm still laughing about this ....
Quote[16:15] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Arnold Howardson : Ahem, "Help me, I`m very out of breath. I am such that I can only breath through the- [A groan] the medium of meat, and as such I require an immediate [gag] ...Steak transfusion....to my face....." )::
a steak transfusion to the face? LOLOL! XD
[02:31] eat a d
[02:31] Fine
[02:31] I didn't want to do this
<noctem> M'kiki vs Gruu'lak: Battle of the Starwood
<wcsherry> cues hollywood voice guy
<wcsherry> "In a place where hope was in short supply and desperation filled the air..."
<wcsherry> "Two titans will meet, this summer..."
<wcsherry> *cues absurd trailer music*
Some men like to live dangerously
Start slow with a soft cloth, finish up briskly, knowing any moment it could go off right in your face
[14:19] Nuts and coke
[14:19] this taste weird
[14:19] Chris: that's what you get for partying with charlie sheen
[14:20] nuts and coke
<[COLOR="wheat"]thomas|mIRC[/COLOR]> I never had cows of poverty
I wanted to announce that I got a job in a parking lot today-but now that I think about it, it sounds so improper >_>
Congrats rimmeke, were you giving or taking
10:01 : fine
10:01 : i'll do it
10:01 : there we go
10:01 : I got it
10:01 : oh
Add your own context.
Eq used to be a PvP powerhouse, then he took RwG to the knee
[11:56] <@Elmo> The part at the end of it, through which the liquid finally comes out of?
I think this quote thread is quickly changing into a "sexual inuendo out of context" thread lol.
<_<
(http://i.imgur.com/MeZNfAu.jpg)
adharmas|mobile: so yeah, person on my porch this morning at 3:30. I let her in, she stank of boozs and I let her borrow a phone to call a taxi
10:46 Lunivere: jesus christ people are stupid
10:46 *** KnightOfPentacles joined #Efu
10:46 Lunivere: what if you were a rapist
10:46 KnightOfPentacles: woah
10:46 KnightOfPentacles: what did I wal into?!
10:46 Lunivere: ROFL
03:12Gnomercymore new people show up03:12GnomercyENSLAVE. MURDER03:12Mira_unlike native americans03:12Gnomercyyep. Just like the native americans03:12Gnomercynext chapter of efu03:13Gnomercyyears later03:13Gnomercystargazer casinos03:13Gnomercyyou try luck with bones outlander jub jub
03:12 Gnomercy more new people show up
03:12 Gnomercy ENSLAVE. MURDER
03:12 Mira_ unlike native americans
03:12 Gnomercy yep. Just like the native americans
03:12 Gnomercy next chapter of efu
03:13 Gnomercy years later
03:13 Gnomercy stargazer casinos
03:13 Gnomercy you try luck with bones outlander jub jub
[10:33] thomas|mIRC you aren't a bad lover
[08:26] hello urchin child of old stone
[08:26] TASTE DROGGUS MUNT
[08:26] *crit*
I love slavery
[18:40] T'was a quiet evening in the "Old Stones" of Mistlocke, sure enough. An elven assassin played by "RandomWhiteGuy" was lingering within, speaking an interesting message to an urchin to be spread to the masses.
[18:40] Equinox, hungry for PvP and what seemed to be an easy kill, lingered not far away, hoping for PvP glory and a swift end to the human hating, elf assassin...
[18:41] Argent Castryn, a powerful soldier and cruel betrayer had amassed pages and pages of potions and loot, yes it is true.
[18:41] So he drank many vials from the guise of "invisibility".
[18:41] And targetted the poor elf from afar, unseen...
[18:41] But oh! Oh what a cruel twist. The elf evaded his jabs, and used a single spell of "Color Spray".
[18:42] RwG pvp king
[18:42] ssssh
[18:42] This spelled the end of Argent Castryn. May he ever rest in peace. RWG has usurped the crown of Equinox. LONG LIVE THE KING.
[18:42] Best recognize son
[18:42] * Daemonic-Daz listens intently
[18:42] SHHH, STORY TIME
[18:42] =)
I think I beat an RwG werewolf in PvP while i was afk
That's like comparing playing tennis against a wall to tennis
By that logic.
Eq ran into a wall headfirst and got knocked out....
My dear brother, notorious player of retardedly overpowered half-orcs was showing his latest idea, a greataxe-wielding half-orc with an unbuffed str of 22 at lvl 5 (leaving all other stats at 10).
He defended this build with the statement:
"They can't complain that it's min-maxed, it's only normal-maxed!"
sharks whorehouse
Shark will first sex with a man, then eats it
Redo's new concept of what to do with Austin Powers laser sharks.
vlaid you upset me
[02:16] come at me bro, I've been taking dick lessons from KOP
[02:16] now i'm going to log
[02:17] :'C
[02:19]
I can make it very hard for you, chris...
[02:20] lol
[02:20] how hard?
[02:20] good, will it be big too?
This happened last year, and I meant to post it here long ago, but kept forgetting. This is what one gets one tries to explain his girlfriend what EFU is about. I was playing Hashall at the time, and had to make a post before we went out for dinner. So I asked her, just a moment, I gotta do something, then she asked me what was it, and I started explaining about the game and the forum thing. This was the thread (//%22http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62046&page=2%22), and she saw the last three posts before the post I was making. These were the posts: (http://i.imgur.com/VTBEt.jpg)
My girfriend asked me something like this: "Bubble Trouble... Lace and Leather... Vanilla Pudding... Are you sure you're not looking at a Disney Brothel Catalog? " Well, I laughed for the next three days non stop at that.
New joke
I have invented a new joke when watching some results of IG mechanics:
What is the difference between barbarian, druid and fighter?
...
Barbarian doesn't need fire when resting.
Druid doesn't need neither bedroll nor fire.
Fighter doesn't need rest.
;)
15:14 : every time someone posts a new evard's whine thread we delay the tweak another year.
16:27Mistlocke ::[ DM Shout : "This group shall strike into Murdertown, and so we shall be rid of two of our enemies - Murdertown shall fall this night also!" ]::
16:27Gnomercy you robbed the wrong old man
16:27Gnomercy motherfucka
GrendeLimbo: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm pregnant, and it's Morva's baby
11:04 thomas|mibbit: You know
11:04 thomas|mibbit: I suddenly regret
11:04 thomas|mibbit: camping out in the children's section of the library
11:04 thomas|mibbit: They are very cute kids
11:05 MagWork: pedophile in the making right there
[14:05] She had pretty big boobs for 14 though, so it was worth it...
[18:18] 'm done eating but I have no idea what to do now
[18:18] being a fugitive sucks
[18:20] and i'm not made of infini potions
[18:22] I wasn't complaining?
to think...
I have a summer cold too
what if me and mira have the same cold
and the cold viruses are related...
omg
this is the closest I've ever gotten to a woman
A self-quote, I know, I'm horrible. Still, this was my day.
Quote15:02 Valo FOUND A WHITE STAG OMG
15:02 Valo SO HAPPY
15:04 Valo so...
15:04 Valo server crashed
Only got up at like 6am because I realized I'd forgot to put the bin out...
The classy way
(http://gyazo.com/56b29ef829bf52932c34b9cb977de485)(http://gyazo.com/56b29ef829bf52932c34b9cb977de485.png)
Ironside shining some light on the important things in life.
01:14 Used that round of timestop to cast the purge and talk
01:15 instead of you know, using it to kill the Agony
01:15 Naga has no appreciation...
01:15 For the dramatic
01:15 Next time we get some kind of godslaying device
01:15 you give it to me OK?
01:15 I'll show you how to maximize turn efficiency
<@Iron_Oligarch> Only butter has the proper lubrication.
PlayaCharacter how so Grendel? I'd rather have someone say IC "Hold on, my boots are unlaced" than "// afk bio break"
GrendelOut That's what I'm saying
PlayaCharacter oh i misunderstood
PlayaCharacter !efusl
Mr_BBQ oh wait my shoe lace
Mr_BBQ a really complicated shoe lace it should take a t least more five minutes
Crump i think tieing laces would be an application of the rope skill
Crump and you'd want to take 10 on that outside of combat situations
GrendelOut If it was a foot wrap underneath a sabaton it might well take more than a few seconds to fix >.>
GrendelOut Lacing technology was not as advanced back in the day
GrendelOut Probably needed to find some sort of user manual written in chinese
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[16:35:16]
SUP EFUT
[16:35:28] <@Dash> sup dingusi
[16:35:58] NOTHING MUCH BRAH
[16:36:09] <@Dash> cool bra
[16:37:49] Can I app for a cleric with the Turn: Japanese feat?
[16:39:29] I think I'm turning Japanese
[16:39:30] I think I'm turning Japanese
[16:39:32] I think I'm turning Japanese
[16:39:35] I really think so
[16:39:48] Doo doo doo di doo doo doo doo doo
[16:39:48] <@Dash> -_-
[16:40:05] Dash [Dash@jpq-579-606-7-97.nyc.res.rr.com] has left #Efu
I will say that I have never had non-hobo stabbing
When it comes to the Necrodude horde.
But I have seen good ooze cults.
But it isn't his fault.
It's just that his cults are like ebola
Lmfao
Infectious and violent, with blood everywhere