Confusing Advertisement

Started by Random_White_Guy, November 30, 2023, 06:58:28 AM

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Random_White_Guy

Late in the night for the diurnal comes an odd advertisement

QuoteXesuain Khor
Salutations. As I take a break from my indecies of Sandstone College, allow me to share word. With the acquisition of a license for trade I am please to share that the weights of my theorems may be partaken of by discerning clientele.

While I do not expect the layfolk to understand the intricacies of the pursuit of Chrysopoeia, Pleroma, or likened studies I have no doubt those who are learned will come to find my offered bounty eagerly.

For modest donation to my scholarly funding I am glad to share parchment bearing the balanced equations and delicate formulae of Orthodox Alchemincarna, that even the unlearned may practice the craft. In the coming evenings my offerings will only grow. Live and Drink.

Offerings

Schematic of a Jagged Lens - 60
Schematic of a Smeared Lens - 60 Dinar
Schematic of a Fractured Lens - 60 Dinar
Schematic of a Minor Reflective Lens - 60 Dinar
Formula for Aether Dust - 60 Dinar
Formula of Minor Panacea - 60 Dinar
Formula of Diluted Elixir of Eternal Life - 60 Dinar

Formula of Minor Reflective Lens - 250 Dinar
Formula of Highest Pleroma - 250 Dinar
Formula of Lower Pleroma - 250 Dinar

Formula of Wide Angle Lens - 350 Dinar
Schematic of a Flawless Lens - 450 Dinar
Formula of Chrysopoeia - 300 Dinar
Schematic of Flawless Reflective Lens 350 Dinar

500:
Formula for Moonstone Dust
Formulae for Demon's Transmogrification
Formulae for Disassociation
Formulae for Inherent Purity
Schematic for Egruitic Terracotification

And more.
[11:23 PM] Howlando: Feel free LealWG
[11:23 PM] Howlando: I'll give you a high five + fist bump tip

[1:34 AM] BigOrcMan: RwG, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips

Random_White_Guy

More odd flyers are raised late in the evening for those who live diurnally
[11:23 PM] Howlando: Feel free LealWG
[11:23 PM] Howlando: I'll give you a high five + fist bump tip

[1:34 AM] BigOrcMan: RwG, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips