<@Howland> A better question would be, "If you were a monster in EFU, what monster would you be?"
I would start this thread off, but I'm still thinking. It's also more amusing when other people characterize you!
Johannes - Masked Spellguard Agent
Denethen - Fetid Bog Troll
Krunto - Troglodyte Warrior
Wern8 - Latern Archon
...
metropakt - goblin assassin
Jasede: Kobold.
Calculor and Kiaring: Unseelie
DangerousDan: Weeping Goblin Widow
Since it looks like it's not just monsters...
wcsherry: Chuckling Bill
If it IS just monsters...
wcsherry: Bloated Imp
ExileStrife:
Animator Dhimani
Starry Ice - Troll
Scalebane: Yuan-ti. Scheming and cold-blooded.
DrDragon - Grandler Purst
Stardog - Sphinx
Sherry - Gynosphinx (yeah take that shot across the bow ooo)
AKMatt - Seagull
Kotenku - Gloomwing
Dan - Juvenile Prismatic Dragon
Conan - Juvenile Black Dragon (<_< 40lulz)
Exile - Phandiates
Jarpie - Eyeball
metro - Frost Giant in Ghail leathers (you're a cold bastard but you do it in style)
Vlaid - Blink Dog
Johannes - Giant monster in the dark lake
DrDragon - Rothe in Windy Caverns
Mort - Finder Wyvernspur
Kiaring - 50 yr. old male Badger
Howland - Shadowdancer Tarrasque
LTS - :cool:
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:eek: lmFao :D:D
I think I'd pick,
Jade statues they were f'n awsome foes.
I'd be half-drow.
And I'm not sure which DM did it, but an NPC goblin assassin threatened me not too long ago.
Meldread: Vampire
WWind: Devil
Petey512: Hook Horror
RipnogarD: Hobgoblin
Howland: Death Knight
Metro: Incubus
Sternhund: Werewolf
AScottyBay: Illithid
MrGrendel: A Wand, HEH!!
Metropakt: Maur
Howland: Ithikraszt
Sherry: Dryad
Krunto: Ogre Wizard
TRB: Commoner, Male
Calculor: Derro
Alyssara: Animatron
DangerousDan: Tolni Twinklebound
I'd either be a Spellguard Agent or a swarm of flies.
TNVW: Human, Jergalite cleric or a Waukeenar.
Greater Svirfneblin - Rebuilt.
DangerousDan - Grizzled Seeker, {Bearded}
derflaro - Duergar Traveller
Johannes - Agent Poofy-hat
Krunto - Ogre Bandit
UnholyWon would like to be a shadow lord.
And Calwyn Steel would totally be an NPC I'd like to play as.
Witless - Aboleth
Young Boule - Troglodyte thrall of that aboleth
deathxxoo - a different Troglodyte
Howland - Astral Dreadnought or any level 30+ Wizard Illithid
wcsherry - A fairy. Any kind of fairy
Reality Devoid - Troll (Berserker)
Drunk&Disorderly - Otyugh
Dan - Beholder philosopher, mute
RwG - Modron
plum - Deva (fallen)
thomas & Dr.Dragon: kobold & goblin duo
core - Troll (normal kind)
SARF - female Troll, mutated
Illuminaughty - Parrot from the parallel dimension, on any illegal drug
I'd probably be a Paladin, does EfU have any NPC paladins besides the old SOTOM guy?
If any NPC, then Observer Thervion.
If any Monster, then Drow Deathsinger(With the customary Sips of the Void and Potions of Heal from spice.) or the Drider Matron from Sherry's often neglected but fantastic Drider quest.
TNVW - Half-drow kobold rogue/fighter/wizard/cleric
Luke Danger - lvl 9 Aasimar Commoner
DrDragon - Rothe Red Dragon Disciple
Garem - Bespectacled illithid rogue
Canzah:- Cyrus Doors
Daemonic Daz: Pixie
TNVW: Hateful Urdlen Gnome
LTS: Duergar Crossbow Specialist
The Good Doctor - Gaeseric, The Unyielding.
Petey512 - Kobold - Always thinking something up...
Cruzel - Vampire Lord - Scheming and evil... ;)
Wcsherry - Goblin King - See The Labyrinth for details ;)
Me... - Faerie - All OVER the place!
9Lives: Goblin Fertility Idle, or Weeping Goblin Widow.
I'd be one of those obsidian chosen assassins. :D
TNVW: Old man back in sanctuary who sent those sendings that was obsessed with pie.
Dylan The Minotaur: Cowardly Kobold Warlord
Howland: Whatever the hell it was that killed Etorix!
KreShar: Floating Skull
dragonfire9000: That little tick thing found in the Low Way
Crimson - Hellwasp - No, not the swarm. One. That's right. What now foo!
dragonfire9000: Sheild Dwarf level 9 Fighter
I call Dire Mole.
Howland: A floating eye that can see everything
9lives: Howlands pet
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9lives: Howlands pet
Elaborate as in an enthralled Ogre.
krunto - bloated ettin warlord
halfbrood - minotaur confused in minotaur land maze
dan - leper goblin tea enthusiast
calculor - unseelie insanity lover
caddies - tiefling blackguard
metropakt - smelly beholder overlord
kiaring - ruthless dire deep frog tadpole
illuminaughty - prismatic dragon whelp
scalebane - useless duergar rogue
mort - weird chosen warrior
derflar0 = Loviatan Succubus Dominatrix
xellosmt: Sea Elf.
Thrawn: Celestial Badger Mage.
Newbitronology: Dire Dwarf Rat.