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Title: Nature's lonely sentinel
Post by: RIPnogarD on December 22, 2009, 02:32:58 PM
The poem (if it's a poem) is mine...

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/RIPnogarD/keepers/natures.jpg)
The picture is NOT my work and I am unable to find the artist to give him (or her) credit.
:)

What I would call the ultimate druid... The Unicorn...
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Post by: MisterBriggs on December 22, 2009, 03:55:44 PM
I can see why you're a lonely sentinel.
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Post by: lovethesuit on December 22, 2009, 10:36:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/lmlyp/lonelysentinel.jpg)

In summation shut up and gtfo Briggs.

Edit: The fairy is me.

Edit2: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/lmlyp/PigRabbit.gif) And this is also me.
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Post by: Gippy on December 22, 2009, 10:40:28 PM
Looks like Briggs got penetrated from behind
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Post by: MisterBriggs on December 22, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
Rear ended to the max.
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Post by: derfo on December 22, 2009, 11:18:14 PM
amazing work RIPnogard and lovethesuit

get a fucking life briggs
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Post by: KRUNTO on December 22, 2009, 11:21:06 PM
Briggs, didn't you know that unicorns will always be around to fight off bullies like you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUuw2wRPKDM (//%22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUuw2wRPKDM%22)
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Post by: RIPnogarD on December 22, 2009, 11:50:23 PM
Heh... It was a riddle quest I made once for a table top game. They got one verse at a time and had to try to figure out the answer with each next clue costing them time that was a factor. After the quest I wrote it down... Just because...

So think what ya will.
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Post by: DangerousDan on December 22, 2009, 11:53:54 PM
Briggs, Matthew and I didn't invite you to the internet to be a douche to everyone you meet. Grow up.
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Post by: Nuclear Catastrophe on December 22, 2009, 11:56:32 PM
Comedy gold from all involved.

Except for Dan, who receives the stone of shame.
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Post by: DangerousDan on December 23, 2009, 12:00:08 AM
Did you kill any kids in Iraq with that stone, Nuke?
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Post by: derfo on December 23, 2009, 06:18:27 AM
what makes unicorns lonely?
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Post by: KjetilofNorway on December 23, 2009, 09:23:00 AM
RIPnogarD is the Jeff Koons of EFU;A. Kudos.
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Post by: Oskar Maxon on December 23, 2009, 09:45:43 AM
Unicorns can cast Slay living. Ask Kia.
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Post by: Daemonic Daz on December 23, 2009, 10:18:48 AM
MYLIN

Also, nice work!
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Post by: RIPnogarD on December 23, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
Just wondering... If a normal unicorn is considered "gay", is a Black Unicorn (//%22http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Black_unicorn%22) gay too?

Beh! Anybody that thinks unicorns, (by D&D standards) (//%22http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn%22), are gay, gets a critical fail!

Btw... A unicorn horn counts as a mounted lance attack which deals an automatic X2 with a crit of X3 and is a +3 magic weapon.
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Post by: DangerousDan on December 23, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
That's hardcore.
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Post by: Ranek on December 23, 2009, 04:35:51 PM
Unicorns are badass gays!

Then again... What's wrong with being gay?
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Post by: derfo on December 24, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
no one stated unicorns were gay before you made that post, save lovethesuit's exaggerated impression of briggs via an already existing portion of a perry bible comic

however i could easily see the misconception considering how they sort of fuck faggots in the asshole with their gnarly horn
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Post by: putrid_plum on December 24, 2009, 12:28:40 AM
unicorns love to horn i hear
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