Basically if you were on IRC around an hour ago, you'dve seen a bunch of lines coming from This site, http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html
So I was inspired to come up with one that is for EFU:A. Feel free to contribute
So!
1) Just because you see the Vorpal greatsword does not mean you are going to get it.
2) Johannes is not allowed to DM for any wedding events.
3) Despite how much we would like to, Howland cannot be set as your characters deity.
4) Do not challenge a level 6 gnome urdlen wizard with no see invis potions.
5) Yes you can have a romance plot, no, no one will love you for it.
6) Yes, making dramatic quest sendings is encouraged. No, you should not scream in the sending system about the horrid piles of rubble you wish to scavenge, should someone lend you his blade.
7) Under no circumstances may you create a pink-skinned half-orc with a penchance for perfumed handkerchiefs. "He's a French aristocrat" is not a valid background.
8) Prestige Classes are just that, prestigious.
9) Do not play a paladin that shouts out everything they do loud and clear, they are Lawful Good, not Lawful Stupid
10: Halforcs don't have to have orcish names. If you get your village burned and wife raped by orcs, are you REALLY going to name your poor 8 CHA son after them?
11: Despite what Equinox may claim, XP is neither a food group nor a vitamin.
12: I will NOT Flame Weapon someone's surgical tools.
13: All Evokers must be able to hit a man-sized target with a fireball at 20 paces. Any who cannot will be used for target practice.
14. Forum troll is not a IG race.
15. Gnomes should not get weapon focus: Rocket launcher.
16. Potions of shadow shield are a privelige not a right.
17. thomas_not_very_wise is not allowed to make rules.
18: My crossbow may not be chambered for .357 Magnum.
19: I will not shout OM NOM NOM as the response to every drop of Raw Humanoid Meat.
20: Troglodytes do not get Racial Weapon Focus: Fish Club. But they should.
21: I will not rage out at the DM channel and get booted... too often.
22: Goblin Suicide Bombers are always non-reusable. Deal with it.
23: Stygians hate magic. At least, any magic that isn't buffz.
24) No matter how much Dr.D taunts me, I shall not make that goblin worshiper of Sharress.
25) Assassin Vines are good clean fun.
26) "Corrupt as fuck", is not a viable FD excuse.
27) If you find yourself in direct oposition of either a Caddies or a Naga character (gods forbid it's both) just run!
28. Theres no conflict that cannot be solved with enough alchemist fire barrels.
29. no creating a character that, looks, sounds, acts or even thinks like a harple let alone harkle harple
30. No matter how much you want that shield potion. It's is a not a viable FD excuse.
31. Never shall it be allowed for caddies to be ruler of ymph
32. Goosing a sleeping Dragon is both unwise and extremely dangerous, and very hilarious.
33. Halflings make great clubs.
34. A Half-orc never got thru anything without using his head.
35. Feces is the great equalizer.
36. No one is allowed to greet new arrivals with "you're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy"
37. When someone says fireball you get clear not ask where.
As much as you want to make a true Uthgardt Barbarian, truly adept of the old ways, you won't succeed. Not without magic.
38) Howland is never SPARTA'd. Leodias would throw himself off the cliff before he got the chance to SPARTA Howl.
39) You want a cool faction hideout? Work for it. Don't steal others hard work.
40) Do not make a Tempuran warrior planning to take said Keep without expecting getting a pun from Luke Danger.
41) A rejected application is not grounds for genocide.
42) Remember: Goblins are evil. Unless they're civilized. Although, civilized goblins are also evil. They're not for killing though. But do remember always to kill goblins. Always. Unless they're not evil.
43) 20 inteligence doesn't grant telekinesis
44) Spell school: Divination is not an excuse for metagaming.
45) Sarcasm is not as skill. Sarcasm doesn't add to the taun check.
46) Paladins do not mean "No Common Sense".... they just choose to ignore it... at wrong times, most often.
47) RP and Mechanics must be used in unison and balance. Fail the former, and the latter will only get you so much. Fail the latter, and you'll get ripped apart, but still be remembered fondly. Master both... and you're good to go.
48 ) Gnomes have yet to develop Power Armor.
49) Elves suck.