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[SIZE="1"]Jean-Marie Castellano is... The Earl of Chicken![/SIZE]
The Earl of Chicken
They peck at my cloak,
I hope that they choke!
Oh god I wish they'd stop.
They peck at my shoe,
Oh my, what a hoo!
My beauty has now been stricken.
They gnaw at my laces,
Oh how I make faces!
Oh my I wish they'd drop.
Despite my struggle,
They want to snuggle!
I prevail as Earl of Chicken.
... KFC! Get him!
This was in bad taste.
PrC suggestion?
Master of Cock
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=9749&type=card