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Barbarian's First Picture Book
A guide for your illiterate, savage buddy who needs to use his fingers to count up to four.
A
A is for Axes
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"Tharsk the Stupid likes killing things with his axes"
B
B is for Beer
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"BEEER! BEEEER! BEEEER! BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!
BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!"
(Trad. Dwarven drinking song)
C
C is for Cutlass
"Arrrrrr!"