So there I was in the Shrouded Isle Library minding my own business. I glanced over to Tiril Keyquarry, the dwarf in the library and GASPED! I couldn't believe my eyes!
The little runt still has the NERVE to wear his Sharboneth Retainer outfit, and it even says that he's a Sharboneth Retainer in his description. Oh my.
I'm going to tell the Duke immediately. He will not be pleased.
"Welcome to the Shrouded Isle Syndicate Library: Rebelling against the Man since 1375."