Welcome everyone to the first meeting of the EfU:A Board of Trustees. I think we should start off with a quick roll call to make sure everyone's here, and then we can dive into the agenda for today.
Thomas, professional loiterer
Errr hookay, present! Emprez.
Skill Focus pwn, Head of Refreshments! Anyone thirsty, guys?
Mr. Canzah,
People's Republic of Lower
Yess'em.
Cluckyx, queen Priest of the Church of Illuminaughty (pbuh).
Bless you all
Oskar_Maxon, Chief of the Maxon Clan
Staring Death, representative of Bob and all those other people who chose poorly their alias.
I guess we've got almost everyone here. It's about time to start.
The first thing on the agenda is to read the minutes from our last meeting. Madame Secretary?
If I wish to be succinct, we were discussing when to hold the next meeting (This one) LovetheSuit, and didn't get anything else accomplished.
I advise we set the next day for our meeting as soon as possible.
Thomas the loiterer
I move to dissolve this board and institute a corporate autocracy. All in favor?
- SB, Banite
You are violating Article 4 Section c small font 6.
No banites allowed. All in favor of ruining the career and removing SB banite from this board?
Thomas the loiterer
(http://usera.imagecave.com/Nooblar/ScruffySecond.jpg)
Dr Dragon I am in charge and calling the shots.
DollarPhil, head of Sideways Promotion. Doc, you're now Board Officer in charge of Secure Redistribution of Used Confidential Documents and Other Environmental Issues.
I have no random comment
Thomas the loiterer
Would anyone like some coffee?
Red-shirt security here...
Don't bother me with things as I'll be over in that corner napping, err... umm... securing things.
Wake me when the meeting is over.
next order of business:
What's for lunch?
Chocolate milk, no coffee.
Sandwiches for lunch.
Thomas the loiterer
Sorry I'm late Guys.
UnholyWon, Chief Security of random acts of party death spawns, cursed loots, and incredible counts of PCs deaths, my own of course, not limited too or beyond jaw dropping wonderous messages of, "I'm back at 2nd level again."
Cerberus, wake up began randomly killing trustees with marshmellows and puppies, they better be cute. I hate cute puppies.
I'll be busy feeding myself to piranhas.
Coldburn, you're way out of line. Coffee's my job!
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch.
Department of Redundancy Department
Research & Development
Current Project: Concrete Life Jackets
Lunch: Cold Pizza & Warm Beer
I WANT MILK
I propose the motion to go eat in a buffet. In hell.
Tonight, we dine on souls!
I propose the motion that we withold milk from Thomas unless he promises to go and get some for everyone.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_phpSrGJNGmI/R3EsKyho4hI/AAAAAAAAAPo/UI4dt8KCzYQ/s400/colbert_arms_folded.jpg)
[Brings everyone milk. But has the largest glass for himself!}
I like the dining on souls idea, I AM IN SUPPORT!
I like souls. Preferably Angry or Pissed Off Souls, they have a bit of "zip" to them then, kind of like cayenne pepper taste.
Milk goes good with them. Just saying
jim morrison here, in charge of lovin' the ladies
all hail the lizard king
Captain Crushbot Disapproves.
*wobbles in drunk with a mostly empty bottle of Rum*
Where're the hot bitches at??
Hey guys, I really need to do an internship to get into grad school. Mind if I join?
Quote from: djspectre;188378*wobbles in drunk with a mostly empty bottle of Rum*
Where're the hot bitches at??
(http://www.myspaceantics.com//images/myspace-graphics/celebrities/sexy-rhianna.jpg)
(Bonus round: I googled "sexy" and chose the above image. I also got this (http://blogs.nbcuni.com/ross_blog/Ross%20Sexy%20Chicken.jpg). What.)
You may observe our civilized discourse.
[Stares at the hot bitches.]
Hostile Take-over.