I did a bit of research, and apparently the article was a sarcastic set of reasons why women shouldn't go to college. The woman isn't serious at all.
Apologies, I took down the link and article as well. If you're interested, look up "Lynzee Stauss", but note, she was tasked by the school teacher to write something about why you shouldn't go to college.
If a Dm can delete this post, I'd be grateful. Apologies to the lady involved.