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Title: How it frequently feels to be a DM
Post by: Sternhund on April 01, 2013, 12:02:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE
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Post by: The Beggar on April 01, 2013, 12:09:01 AM
"Is an XP?!"

no no no, it's a mystery box. You need to guess what is in the mystery box.

"IS AN XP!!!"
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Post by: UnholyWon on April 01, 2013, 12:09:21 AM
lol!
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Post by: Teeth in a Bowl on April 01, 2013, 12:11:58 AM
'What's in the box?'

'A CHAIN LIGHTNING TRAP.'
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Post by: Talir on April 01, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
Too true.
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Post by: Pool on April 01, 2013, 12:42:27 AM
I think I have autism. I legitly laughed at Sesame Street, even without its metaphor.
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Post by: Kotenku on April 01, 2013, 01:44:47 AM
Quote from: Pool;330519I think I have autism. I legitly laughed at Sesame Street, even without its metaphor.

Dude, what? Sesame Street is awesome.
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Post by: Ancient Madness on April 01, 2013, 02:15:03 AM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc268/derek-draconis/applause.gif)
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Post by: Somniis on April 01, 2013, 12:51:30 PM
The players are definitely getting the upper hand in negotiations... (Go Cookie Monster!).

lol... this is very sad!

Yoda needs to stand in for Kermit occasionally to sort out the Cookie Monster's appetite and charm.
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Post by: Ironside on April 01, 2013, 01:11:42 PM
Solid gold, this.
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Post by: Deadlykate on April 01, 2013, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: Kotenku;330524Dude, what? Sesame Street is awesome.

Yes everyone knows Sesame Street is awesome! Best child show there is, at least was. Not sure if its still as good.

As for the title "How it frequently feels to be a DM" I totally agree. If only a DM wrote a book about how abusive the players can be to them.

P.S. If players try this with you just pop a monster out every few seconds, was either get it right, run away, or be overrun by annoying monsters on my old server.
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Post by: River Walker on April 01, 2013, 04:23:09 PM
I am so terrible at this sort of thing. I always feel like my IQ drops about 50 points whenever I'm with a DM and they are trying to get me to do something specific. Somehow the most obvious thing in the world becomes completely incomprehensible to me if there's any kind of pressure to perform.

My apologies to all the DMs who I have put through this experience.
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Post by: Kinslayer988 on April 01, 2013, 05:41:37 PM
"Maybe if you listened to the clues"
"NO XP?"

Chain lightning trap
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Post by: Mira on April 01, 2013, 07:34:09 PM
"ONE MEASLY COOKIE?!??"
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Post by: efuincarnate on April 01, 2013, 10:03:11 PM
This deserves to be mandatory viewing before playing on the server.
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Post by: Dr Dragon on April 02, 2013, 06:35:23 AM
LMAO are you saying we the players are crackheads?

I have always seen the cookie Monster as being a junkie or a crackhead.
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Post by: Kinslayer988 on April 02, 2013, 06:56:04 AM
Book calender of  summer 2013:
A Treatise on Scum: The Playerbase (2013) by DangerousDan
BoM Sucks: A True Story (2013) by Sternhund