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Title: Whatever Happened...
Post by: dragonfire9000 on February 12, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
...to Keanu Reeves? Did he die? Was he shot? Did he have some sort of unfortunate plastic surgery that ruined his career?

WHERE DID HE GO??
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Post by: Garem on February 12, 2009, 08:13:12 PM
He couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack, and subsequently suffocated to death.
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Post by: IxTheSpeedy on February 12, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Probably realized that Garem just said and then also realized that he had $150 million in the bank and why the hell would he want to work after that.
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Post by: petey512 on February 12, 2009, 10:30:18 PM
He's lapsed into depression. He's got some sort of issue with that.... and Iv'e liked all the movies he's been in so Garem's wrong. Sorry.


I of course could be wrong about the depression thing, that's just what I heard.. honestly I believe IxTheSpeedy hit the nail.
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Post by: Pup on February 12, 2009, 11:24:13 PM
Quote from: Garem;110202He couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack, and subsequently suffocated to death.

We can only hope!
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Post by: Lansert on February 12, 2009, 11:44:25 PM
Weren't you paying attention to the remake of "The Day The Earth Stood Still"?  He went inside his floating sphere thing and stopped all electricity on earth from working.  Then he flew away in the sphere thing to return to his people.
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Post by: adharmas on February 13, 2009, 12:07:14 AM
Whoa.
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Post by: I can has fun? on February 13, 2009, 01:20:08 AM
I thought he died after he saved Zion from Smith, which is kind of sad, because now he'll never be able to go back in time and help himself pass that history exam.
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Post by: Dash on February 13, 2009, 03:34:34 AM
He's staring as "Spike" in the upcoming live-action Cowboy Bebop movie.
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Post by: Unhurried on February 13, 2009, 05:42:17 AM
He's hanging with Steven Seagal.
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Post by: SkillFocuspwn on February 13, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
He joined the Navy, ask NC.
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Post by: Skrillix on February 13, 2009, 04:50:49 PM
I was under the assumption that he had rejoined Bill S. Preston, Esquire, in order to save the multiverse from certain destruction with the power of music.
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Post by: Pup on February 13, 2009, 06:10:20 PM
Quote from: Dash;110250He's staring as "Spike" in the upcoming live-action Cowboy Bebop movie.

NOOOOO! Don't let him ruin Cowboy Bebop...  :(
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Post by: dragonfire9000 on February 13, 2009, 06:40:23 PM
Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan......

Sorry.

Anyways, I know he did the remake of The Day the Earth Stood still... but... we never hear anything about him! This is not normal for celebs.
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Post by: ZugThaEadBasha on February 13, 2009, 06:49:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Jmgy8ZPAA
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Post by: Max Power on February 13, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134629/

That is where he went. That movie sounds too lame for him though...:???:
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