Unexpected turn of events but when playing a 100% chaotic force of natural mischief and malice things don't always work as planned.
Big ups to Derfo, the Ooze cult, the Ascension, and BESSIE who was a stellar partner-in-crime. Also to Maelgwyn for jumping in on this flaming handcar to hell with me.
Managed to live out my fantasy twice of rolling with a raiding attack Sanctuary. Once against Lower Sanctuary with an army of chosen and raising hell for Upper Sanctuary PCs with Orogs. Hadn't anticipated it would be as a tiny little level-capped mushroom but that just added to the adrenaline rush.
A GOOD DAY TO SHROOM HARD (//%22http://imgur.com/a/DB3PV%22)
Shroom hard or go home RwG.. Always
I hate you so fucking much right now.
If Petey hates you, then you have done something right.
It was a good day to shroom hard and die hard with ye, sch'glorp you silly little shroom. Bessie died for a good cause that day. Fun times!
Sch'glorp was honestly the ballsiest mushroom dude I have ever seen.