The title says it all.
If you want to turn Sanctuary into a Candy-loving Utopia, whose economy, instead of being based on industry, hard labor, and sweat, into a sweet loving paradise that values confectionary above all else, should probably get in touch with my PC, Jacobi Cimerron.
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
Bumping, since Candy Kingdom may soon be a reality...
Goblin PCs wanted.
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[Proverson's Stamp of Approval]
Goblin cavity creeps. I knew it.
In the event that my final non-monsterous pc meets her demise, know that I to wish to see Sanctuary become a Candy Utopia.
CANDEHLAAAAAND!!!!!