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Title: Arc - Alex Miller - Most Shameful Death in EfU History
Post by: Arc on May 11, 2017, 09:49:29 PM
So.

Erm.

I have a disorder where I do stupid things. I call it stupiditis.

Let me tell you a story, children, of the victims of stupiditis.

---- [INDENT]Once upon a time, there was a PC named Alex Miller.
He was a PC, just like you. With plots, a faction, plans, amazing caster DM loot. He had a player who loved him very much, who logged in every day to play with him.

Then one day a big bad DM came along. He laughed, and rubbed his hands. He set down a barrel.

Now, Alex had a problem. He glowed quite a shade of Green, you see. And people made fun of poor Alex for this.

So when Alex found this barrel, on a DM quest, he got quite excited.

"Perhaps I can be Orange instead of Green!" He thought. "People wont bully me then!" He thought.[/INDENT]  [INDENT](http://i.imgur.com/GDOchLU.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/jchsffu.png)

You see, sometimes, a person will read one word as another. In this case, the word "Die" might appear to say "Dye".

And now Alex is cured of his Greenness. Forever.

RIP[/INDENT]
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Alex was a PC I rolled to get back into EFU after a long break. Explore, get tied up in events, discover. And boy I did. I got tied up in RwG's amazing House Blackoak, joined the Exiles, and went on more DM quests then I could shake a stick at. I did long experiments, mostly on unwilling people, and nearly got executed several times. Thanks to everyone I played with, Especially RwG and Fitzwilliam, who both did a huge deal to make this PC awesome, and Caster, who ran a absolutely amazing DM quest for us, sending all of us under equipped into a death trap, and letting us gile our way out.

Here's my amazing loot, which I only got to use for 3 days before stupidity claimed me:
https://imgur.com/a/9ksrV
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Post by: Sem on May 11, 2017, 09:58:44 PM
Never got to FD you, RIP
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Post by: Random_White_Guy on May 11, 2017, 10:00:18 PM
Your PC basically single handed changed the trajectory of my PC and built House Blackoak. When we were two of the 3 PCs logged on late at night you my-fair-ladying a stinky beggar you met outside the House of Governance who was covered in flies is what made it amazing, not me!
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Post by: zDark Shadowz on May 11, 2017, 11:00:13 PM
These kinds of deaths, tributing oneself to a DM device should give you bonuses for special apps...
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Post by: RagingPurpleGiant on May 11, 2017, 11:39:29 PM
This is amazing
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Post by: Pentaxius on May 12, 2017, 06:05:53 AM
A+

Bonus points for sharing :)
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Post by: Wench on May 12, 2017, 06:52:38 AM
You are a goon, but we love you anyways <3