So Bines met his ultimate end. Kinda lame, but what can you do?
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Fail.
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Vanity shot
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Loot:
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Yes Bines actually was a hero once. He literally carried Kilpatrick out of the Chosen.
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Loved getting to play with Bines! The tricks and jokes were great, can't wait to see what you do next!
Always wondered if I'd gotten a migraine or something when I saw that menagerie of pixelated jarring colours walk on screen.
Alas poor clown, I knew him not...a slavers lackey the only memory had. Look forward to your next Pup!
This is what happens when you clown around too much...a scary clown, great pc
The clown that walked out of hell and into our hearts forever.
I was tired when I finished getting the screenshots ready, so I sort of slacked. Here is a bit more history:
Bines started as a pure mercenary, working with Atto Proverson back in the beginnings of EfUR. Back then he only wore the Mummer's set occasionally. He was more worried about efficient killing than looking ridiculous. I retired him IC and OOC, with him periodically appearing. When Brjax got fingered by Barkely I was struggling for a concept. Then I remembered my scythe-clown on an old account. What happened after that was a wild ride. He got to be on close terms with Vlach before the son-of-a-bitch used the effort to make Etorix a Dracolich. He helped recover two artifacts and stole the charity bowl from the House of Knowledge (Awesome Howland style). I knew then OOC that something was definitely fishy, as Vlach pretty much agreed to every term I asked for. But you can't turn down a heist like that! So Bines and the Mut-Kabid found each other, and the Gods smiled at this. He then proceeded to be every bit as scary as people feared. SO FUN! Then the fucking Dice Devil that screwed him over (he appears above) came around. After winning two items of power, the Devil changed the game and made him roll two more times. 1, lose body and soul. 2,3,4,5, Give back an item. 6, keep one thing he won. First roll made him give back an item. Second roll was a 1. :P
But Bines got lucky, and when the Devil offered him up as a prize in order to enslave another soul, Varcyl Vane rolled a 6 (fucking miraculously) and Bines was his. Vane immediately freed Bines, but the Clown was permanently damaged from his time in the Hells. He didn't die and get raised, he remembered every moment in the Hells, which in his mind was centuries. He was now a broken, evil man. He went on to surprise many foes with his 'clown-tricks', but ultimately he fell defending his newest master. Looking back I should've just had Bines stand and watch. But spur-of-the-moment sometimes gets the better of you. :P
He was actually Chaotic Evil when he died.
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Super big thanks to Howland for all the awesome Clown-related loot. Also big thanks to Elmo for screwing me over but then giving me a chance to bring him back. So awesome. Of course all the Mut-Kabid, Teufel Hunden who was my bae, and everyone else that made this char a blast to play.
Cool mang. I don't always enjoy it when an old PC returns, but I felt a thrill when I saw him log in. I remember fearing Bines when I played Tobit in the Atto Proverson days.