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Title: The Five Stages of Kruddle
Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 10:10:26 PM
I have been trapped in Kruddlehaus. Send food or water. Or DMs to rescue me. This is my survival log.

(http://i.imgur.com/fzWYMK2.png)

I distinctly realize that I am alone, and Mr. Kruddle has stared at me for this entire time. The dread reality is that he has nothing to say, and that all I can do is stare at the door and hope for rescue.
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 10:14:33 PM
I have found another door, and in my rage I have broken my hands. I have pummeled upon that hardwood with bloody knuckles.

(http://i.imgur.com/0z3GEji.jpg)

Who FORGETS TO INSTALL A FUNCTIONING DOOR TO THEIR HOUSE? THIS IS BULLSHIT, KRUDDLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 10:15:53 PM
I have offered Mr. Kruddle a candle of life to allow me to leave this prison. He simply stared upon me, uncaring.

(http://i.imgur.com/c7tnANi.jpg)

Please, Mr. Kruddle, I'm sure you could find a good use for it, right? I mean, it's a candle of life. People always want those things!
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 10:18:18 PM
I have resigned to a slow death in Kruddlehaus. Maybe he will be decent enough to roll my body up in this nice carpet. Is this what my life has amounted to? To simply die while under the guise of uncaring eyes?

(http://i.imgur.com/7PINoRA.png)

I realize as I look upon its patterns that it resembles a vulture. He will surely pick my body clean when I finally expire...
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 10:19:50 PM
I have been granted an epiphany.

Hail Kruddle.

HAIL KRUDDLE.

KRUDDLE IS OUR SAVIOR, KRUDDLE IS KIND. HE GRANTS US PATRONAGE IN HIS HOUSE, AND HIS SILENCE ONLY MEANS HE HAS NO WORDS FOR THE LOVE IN HIS HEART.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZEahpjO.png)

ALL HAIL KRUDDLE!
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Post by: Inquisitor on November 28, 2013, 10:29:46 PM
Awesome.
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Post by: LordofCinder on November 28, 2013, 10:31:27 PM
This needs a caricature.
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Post by: The Undisputed Truth on November 28, 2013, 10:36:49 PM
Praise the Kruddle
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Post by: Ganog Hownder on November 28, 2013, 10:47:02 PM
I truly wish you remain trapped in there much longer so this can go on.
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 11:22:22 PM
...

(http://i.imgur.com/99xaEmU.png)
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 11:34:46 PM
FINALLY! RESCUE HAS ARRIVED!

(http://i.imgur.com/yOEGAgM.png)
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 11:35:45 PM
OH GOD THERE IS STILL NO WAY OUT NO NO NO NO

(http://i.imgur.com/wGmawcw.png)

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

(http://i.imgur.com/C7bNq8M.png)

*Sobs*
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Post by: Frenzied on November 28, 2013, 11:36:18 PM
Praise Kruddle!

(http://i.imgur.com/as8qHif.png)
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Post by: Sankis on November 28, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
There's a way out. I've found a way out!

(http://i.imgur.com/fNd3POu.jpg)

The sweet embrace of death.
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Post by: Spiffy Has on November 28, 2013, 11:53:40 PM
This thread is amazing.
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Post by: MaimedGod on May 08, 2014, 12:04:01 AM
NO
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Post by: Pool on May 08, 2014, 02:16:57 AM
WHAT'VE YOU DONE, YOU'VE COMMITTED NECROMANCY
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Post by: Knight Of Pentacles on May 08, 2014, 02:18:51 AM
#heresjacky #kruddlehaus
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:22:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xIiaFMB.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:22:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f5y2OnU.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:23:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0TV5c0.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:24:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DzL467I.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:25:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/a4DEaFU.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:25:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s2JEvF4.jpg?1)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u0awRkT.jpg)
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 07:26:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sAdn2iv.jpg)
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Post by: Apocryphal Misconceptions on August 11, 2015, 07:52:52 PM
"I have nothing to say", is the last thing you hear Kruddle say as you escaped his house....

But wait... wasn't he dead?!
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 11, 2015, 08:32:23 PM
THE PACT IS SEALED
DO NOT QUESTION IT
MORTAL
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Post by: Halfbrood on August 11, 2015, 09:58:23 PM
Stop breaking into NPC houses without a DM.
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Post by: Knight Of Pentacles on August 12, 2015, 04:54:30 AM
Quote from: Halfbrood;n641408Stop breaking into NPC houses without a DM.


lol
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Post by: bobofwestoregonusa on August 15, 2015, 11:37:37 PM
I actually got stuck in there by accident is what happened. The house is apparently broken and allows people in, but not out.
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