Kobolds should never be Captains, especially on the astral sea, attempting to anchor down on a planet.
(http://i.imgur.com/AKN7We7.png)
YIP.
YIP
Gorbengolt, exarch of Kossuth.
YIP
RIP Yip
always the yips.
always
Captain Yip-Yip... T_T
AGHGHADS are not quite FHDWGADS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFNcStdF_Ok), but will do in a pinch.