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In-character Forums => Correspondence => Topic started by: I love cats on September 16, 2023, 07:44:18 AM

Title: Letter to Boops Margo
Post by: I love cats on September 16, 2023, 07:44:18 AM
Dear Boops


I have recently has the displeasure of reading your catalogue. That Halberd you have for sale is a small Halberd. It is of inferior make and craftsmanship it is nothing. It is a medium Halberd at best perhaps slightly larger than the one uses by soldier Butcher. Please change the size description in your catalogue it is simply not accurate and possibly a form of theft by fraud.

I will be happy to demonstrate how small and tiny that Halberd you are selling is.

-Recluta Bootpolisher