[An immaculate letter fashioned with the finest parchment, scented with decadent perfumes, and written with magnificent calligraphy; bundled up with a sealed contract.]
Subat 1st, IY 7787Dear Mr. Eamon Bronzegate,
We have already spoken before on this matter, and as you seemed enthusiastic, I've had my secretary toil away for hours drafting up a contract for our partnership as regarding political advice for the next month. This was not cheap, and is a gift on my behalf. I trust all of his efforts are satisfactory with yourself.
Seeing how you are a reasonable business man with great ambition, you surely know that a road to success is paved with toil and as thus, my services come at a premium, although out of my deep generosity and admiration for your campaign, I have included a 30% discount on all services as shown (you don't need to calculate it, it's already done so on the contract).
Please sign below and let us begin a most fruitful relationship.
- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair,
the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan=========================
Contract (UPDATE: SIGNED):(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766829580853182467/1169464004251484211/PoliticalAdviceAgreement_Signed.png?ex=65557f3a&is=65430a3a&hm=63f8f5b9de2784fe3297ad30221f4ddd9be0b62cd5949f6a5ff5f2c8bdc87c14&)