[A letter is quickly ferried up the Eagle's Mount by a refugee courier.
It smelt of oud and other such luxurious aromatics.]
Subat 19th, IY 7787Apothar Kreutz,
I've heard much of your recent studies and experiments on the "Bubble-Beast" and would like to extend upon you the immense honour of having me interview you on the nature of your research. You needn't worry for the fees regarding having my interview, for I've already been paid for.
This interview's essence will be distilled into my most beloved and award-winning newspaper, which should be utterly delightful for you.
Where and when shall we meet?
- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, Connoisseur of the Consortium, Purple League Paragon, Official Envoy & Diplomat of Ephia's Well,
The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan