WITH ALL DUE DISCRETION CONTRACT OF PROTECTION vs. SLANDER & LIBELOUS CLAIMS
Hziran 14th, IY 7788
Heretofore agreed upon by both parties, the terms of this arrangement will be valid until Hziran 29th IY 7788:
The CONTRACTEE (see below) shall have the right of PROTECTION against
1A) SLANDER - baseless and unsubstansiated written word, by way of news or article, that has denigrated the reputation and harms the affairs of the client; not including statements of objective truth. Mockery and light-making of the recipient will be included under this caveat.
1B) LIBEL - baseless and unsubstansiated spoken word over the Bellows that have denigrated the reputation and harms the affairs of the client; not including statements of objective truth. Mockery and light-making of the recipient will be included under this caveat.
PUNISHMENT for such activity will be a FULL BAR from the services of the Krak des Roses until the offending party provides PUBLIC APOLOGY & a recant of any verifiably false claims made of the contractee. ALTERNATIVELY, the ban shall be removed as such a time that the contractee fails to uphold the bi-weekly dues.
REASONABLE EXEMPTION:
Infractions from parties exempt (members of the Cinquefoil Rose) will be subject to NEUTRAL ARBITRATION to resolve the conflict. The Banda Rossa is not permitted to ban the Balladeers et. al from the Krak des Roses.
CONTRACTORD.B BLACKADDER
CONTRACTEEYOUR NAME HERE