Hey Legates,
It's your old chum Buster Grimes. I'm in your letter box formally request 100 dinar seed money to help my growing small business. Buster Brews and Silver Skink Courier Services, we've got a joint operation with some less official crew members. I mean they're part of the crew, but they haven't really carved out a real hustle of a business yet. That's fine, you know? Not everyone's motivated like that. Some people just get drunk and pay the rent. Some people pay their way by telling you good ass stories about their missing hat.
We're productive people of the well.
I should get a stand in the Souk to sell my Buster Brews too. That should be easy, right?
Thanks.
-Buster