Dear Deputy Chief Scribe,
I am a poor beggar with no dinars to my name. I have been forced to spend all of my dinars because of the sending tax that the Legates instituted, leaving me with no dinars to buy various Ashfolk wares. I have been told by fellow beggars that this is bad for your economy and must be lowered immediately to zero dinars. Then, I will be able to buy all sorts of Ashfolk wares and make fat men in Baz'eel, who I worship, much wealthier.
Regards,
Beggar
[This letter is recieved and given a vague perusal, but lacking any name or return address it finds itself filed away deep within basement archives of the Sublime Garden, eventually settling into a new documented existence somewhere between the true will of Marcellus Saenus and the Map to the Cup. Or so they say.]