Dear Esteemed Sir,
It was a pleasure to meet you. Do you need an assistant? I would be happy to help you with your research and to work on publishing your newsletter; however, the administration does not recognize true genius and are refusing to accept my entrance exam results. Could you perhaps put in a good word for me?
Sincerely,
Villama Pon Shikar
c/o the Krak des Roses (temporary accommodation)