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Post by: The Beggar on March 12, 2009, 04:19:45 PM

Quotechuck norris is not a paladin/cleric.. he is clearly some kind of awesome monk/barb/ftr multiclass.

I would disagree. Chuck is clearly any class he wants to be, but principally I feel he is a Pally/Cleric Combo of the god Ki cKass. Note that this god grants Chuck the ability to be a paladin at any alignment he wants to be, and the fact that Chuck has maxed out everything possible. If he were to ever cast anything, likely it would end the world due to the sheer power of it.

Open for discussion of course.

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Post by: Staring Death on March 12, 2009, 04:25:48 PM

Pfft, the god Ki cKass serves Chuck Norris.

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Post by: dragonfire9000 on March 12, 2009, 05:46:32 PM

Name: Chuck Norris
Class: Demigod
Level: 40
HP: ∞
Caster Level: ∞
Deity: Jebus
Background: Chuck started out as a fighter, who then became a blackguard for a period of time by selling his soul to Satan for the greatest roundhouse kick of all time. He then lost this level by roundhouse kicking Satan in the face and taking his soul back. Since no one had ever done this before, Jebus took Chuck into his service for a time as his most powerful cleric. Quickly rising to ninth-level spells, Chuck was the promoted to Outsider. However, not satisfied with this, he beat down the Archangel Michael and was thus promoted to demigod. This is the Chuck we know today.
Physical Description: Nobody has ever looked and survived.

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Post by: Lansert on March 12, 2009, 05:48:02 PM

20 Paladin/20 Monk/20 Awesome
He toke the prestige-class Awesome.

And Chuck Norris -is- a god. He has the awesome, badass, uber, and better-than-whatever-else-you-can-think-of domains.

And Chuck Norris is clearly Lawful Good. Fighting drug dealers and wife beaters in Texas 24/7. If you ever watch him he hardly ever actually kills, people die just trying to get away from him. He also has that whole "Goodguy" and "Honorable" thing going.

Also, every time he "acts" he really is Chuck Norris as himself. Because no character in the world could meet the awesomeness levels. Ever.

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Post by: 9lives on March 12, 2009, 10:41:59 PM

According to EFUSL;

Walker, Underdark Ranger (Full Name) is a Ranger/Monk, w/ Circle-kick feat.

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Post by: Jackie Blave on March 13, 2009, 01:37:23 AM

Chuck Norris is awesome, (Brokeback mountain is really the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard, after all,) but in all seriousness he is a level 20 Monk and a level 20 Weapon Master (Unarmed.)

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Post by: Flying Swordfish on March 13, 2009, 03:44:03 AM

Quote from: 9lives;114876According to EFUSL;

Walker, Underdark Ranger (Full Name) is a Ranger/Monk, w/ Circle-kick feat.

Lol.

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Post by: Equinox on March 13, 2009, 03:51:31 AM

Every night before he goes to sleep the bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Shadowdancer

Chuck Norris has never cried, -ever-. If he did, he tears could cure cancer.

Paladin

Chuck Norris is the reason the world is spinning, He roundhouse kicks it every few years.

Monk

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is actually pushing the world down.

Barb

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Assasin

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Sorcerer

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Post by: Sternhund on March 13, 2009, 05:14:13 AM

Chuck Norris isn't a mortal that takes classes, no! He deserves his own deity page.

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Post by: Pup on March 13, 2009, 05:48:20 AM

He, similar to the Lady of Pain in Sigil, is only omnipotent in the plane of Texas. Unfortunately, he was tasked with telling Haley Joel Osment that he had AIDS. http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/260/Conan_OBrien-_Walker_Texas_Ranger

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