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#1
Lyrist,

Now that we have spoken face to face, I hope the nature of my inquiry is implied. Do the Balladeers have records of one Fahil Iskan Kahedin amongst their number?

Sincerely,
A tiny black bird pictogram
#2
Greetings,

I have come across some personal items belong to one Fahil Iskan Kahedin, who from the colors in these, might have been at one point a member of the Balladeers. I wished to inquire whether they are still with the college, so they may be returned.

Sincerely,

Recluta Quisquis
A small black bird pictogram
#3
To the recipient of this letter,

This is Recluta Quisquis. There is a magical operation of maximum importance upon us. Meet me at your discretion, but do so before this Friday.

Sincerely,

The letter is signed with a tiny black bird pictogram
#4
Advertising Litter / Re: BANDA ROSSA SURPLUS - SALE
April 24, 2025, 06:58:36 PM
Some items are crossed off the Advertisements
#5
Advertising Litter / BANDA ROSSA SURPLUS - SALE
April 24, 2025, 06:15:41 AM
Contact Recluta Quisquis to inquire about any of the following items.

  • Gauntlet, Shield Mount of the Stupid. Can hook a shield on, makes you worse at dodging.
  • Zealot's Helm of the Performer: Strengthens versus charms.
  • Savage Spiked Oaken Shield of the Freezing Bastion: Very sturdy large shield, very protective. Nice and balanced. Scary!
  • Mercenary's Cuirass of Clarity: Charms against undead, keeps one safe from death-y spells, and it has some spells within.
  • Moral Barrier, lesser of the Troll: Sturdy large shield, helps against death magic.
  • Yuan Ti Assassin Coat of the Brute: Leather armor only for hired killers, impedes thought, very stealthy. Has some dangerous magics.
  • Whispering Tunic of the Blasphemous: Leather armor that conceals the wearer pretty good, makes them dodge better, and has a good bit of enchantments on it.
  • Darksteel Axe of the Troll: Sneaky greataxe. Has some strange acid on it, and on a good hit it HURTS.
  • Serrated Halberd of the Road Warrior: Can hook and knock people down, hurts really bad on the good hits, and it helps one hide.
  • Serrated Halberd of the Flaming Fortress: Can hook and knock people down, hurts really bad on the good hits, and it helps one hide.
  • Heavily Padded Boots of the Unfortunate: Very nice versus maces, makes you easier to hit though.
  • Polished Falchion of the Dervish: Swish.
  • Cast Iron Scrap-Plate of the Sinister: Extra protective, real tough against blades. Can't tumble in this though.
  • Ratling Jacket of the Acidic Wall: Tough against animals and beasts, Protects from disease, makes you sneaky and can call rats.
  • Gilded Golden Blade of the Mocker: Hurts djinn, makes you brave, hurts on them good hits and has some spells on it.
  • The Rose Warfan of the Electrical Shield: Makes you tougher, has some spells. PRETTY!
  • Fishnet Launcher of the Ash: Heavy crossbow, throws nets.
  • Mantis Spike: This rapier hurts dwarfs, protects against poison, and has some spells.
  • Duellist Buckler of the Shade: Protective, and nimble!
  • Ice Pick of the Acolyte: Battleaxe, really good at breaking constructs and elementals down.
  • Assassin's Blade: Makes you hard to see, hurts good. Sneaky!
  • Thousand Clans Warcleaver of the Mocker: Hurts really bad, especially on a hard hit.
  • Bload Elite Axe of the Mocker: Some cold enchantments, sometimes casts a spell!
  • Squad Leader's Boiled Leathers of the Balanced: Tough as nails.
  • Kulamet Robes of the High Peak of the Clueless Fist: Powerful! For Kulamet. Also, has a nice spell on it.
  • Bane of the Thousand Clans of the Acolyte: Warmace, Orc killer. Hurts real bad on a square hit.
  • Bane of the Thousand Clans of the Indomitable: Warmace, Orc killer. Hurts real bad on a square hit.
  • Ornate Staff of Silence of the Sinister: Rests the restless, by force. Hits hard, and has spells of silence all over.
  • The Lizard Mauler of the Rogue: Warmace, kills reptiles.
  • The Lizard Mauler of the Astronomer: Warmace, kills reptiles.
  • Heavy Sword, burnt of the unfortunate: Nice versus fire, hits hard sometimes.
  • Orcan Spear of the Performer: Got some nice slashing wings on it, but it makes you dumber.
  • Wastes Orc Glaive of the Road Warrior: Lots of elemental enchantments, maybe made for horseback?
  • Ancient Stone Axe of the Dervish: Heavy and hard hitting.
  • Starred Cloak of Six Brooches of the Snake: Protects the mind!
  • Captain's Greatcoat of the Road Warrior: Armor for Sailors and Rastabouts.
  • Knight's Helm of the Miserable Toad: To keep one hale, with a skull intact.
  • Tunic of the Disciplined Warrior of the Clueless Fist: For mystic warriors and martial artists.
  • Crusty Sailor's Fur Cloak of the Snake: Keeps one safe from sea monsters and the like. Good for finding your way.
  • Xyston of the Dervish: Cavalry spear, nice little slashing bits.
  • Lesser fur-lined gloves of Courage: Keep you warm, and safe in the wilds.
  • Alnisyan Gauntlets of the Dervish: Good for trapfinders!
  • Barbarian's Belt of the True Honor: A peerage classic.

Leave word at the Banda Fortress.
#6
Correspondence / Letter to the Ashen Conclave
April 24, 2025, 12:02:47 AM
This letter is delivered to the Trade Hall

Recluta Quisquis, writing about selling quite a lot of gear that has been abandoned by previous Recluta. Here is inventory:


  • Gauntlet, Shield Mount of the Stupid. Can hook a shield on, makes you worse at dodging.
  • Zealot's Helm of the Performer: Strengthens versus charms.
  • Savage Spiked Oaken Shield of the Freezing Bastion: Very sturdy large shield, very protective. Nice and balanced. Scary!
  • Mercenary's Cuirass of Clarity: Charms against undead, keeps one safe from death-y spells, and it has some spells within.
  • Moral Barrier, lesser of the Troll: Sturdy large shield, helps against death magic.
  • Yuan Ti Assassin Coat of the Brute: Leather armor only for hired killers, impedes thought, very stealthy. Has some dangerous magics.
  • Whispering Tunic of the Blasphemous: Leather armor that conceals the wearer pretty good, makes them dodge better, and has a good bit of enchantments on it.
  • Darksteel Axe of the Troll: Sneaky greataxe. Has some strange acid on it, and on a good hit it HURTS.
  • Serrated Halberd of the Road Warrior: Can hook and knock people down, hurts really bad on the good hits, and it helps one hide.
  • Serrated Halberd of the Flaming Fortress: Can hook and knock people down, hurts really bad on the good hits, and it helps one hide.
  • Heavily Padded Boots of the Unfortunate: Very nice versus maces, makes you easier to hit though.
  • Polished Falchion of the Dervish: Swish.
  • Cast Iron Scrap-Plate of the Sinister: Extra protective, real tough against blades. Can't tumble in this though.
  • Ratling Jacket of the Acidic Wall: Tough against animals and beasts, Protects from disease, makes you sneaky and can call rats.
  • Gilded Golden Blade of the Mocker: Hurts djinn, makes you brave, hurts on them good hits and has some spells on it.
  • The Rose Warfan of the Electrical Shield: Makes you tougher, has some spells. PRETTY!
  • Fishnet Launcher of the Ash: Heavy crossbow, throws nets.
  • Mantis Spike: This rapier hurts dwarfs, protects against poison, and has some spells.
  • Duellist Buckler of the Shade: Protective, and nimble!
  • Ice Pick of the Acolyte: Battleaxe, really good at breaking constructs and elementals down.
  • Assassin's Blade: Makes you hard to see, hurts good. Sneaky!
  • Thousand Clans Warcleaver of the Mocker: Hurts really bad, especially on a hard hit.
  • Bload Elite Axe of the Mocker: Some cold enchantments, sometimes casts a spell!
  • Squad Leader's Boiled Leathers of the Balanced: Tough as nails.
  • Kulamet Robes of the High Peak of the Clueless Fist: Powerful! For Kulamet. Also, has a nice spell on it.
  • Bane of the Thousand Clans of the Acolyte: Warmace, Orc killer. Hurts real bad on a square hit.
  • Bane of the Thousand Clans of the Indomitable: Warmace, Orc killer. Hurts real bad on a square hit.
  • Ornate Staff of Silence of the Sinister: Rests the restless, by force. Hits hard, and has spells of silence all over.
  • The Lizard Mauler of the Rogue: Warmace, kills reptiles.
  • Heavy Sword, burnt of the unfortunate: Nice versus fire, hits hard sometimes.
  • Orcan Spear of the Performer: Got some nice slashing wings on it, but it makes you dumber.

Respond to this letter with any of these which interest you.