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#1
Unbelievable, some fat sergeant called Samton or some other run of the mill boring name has it out for me. Making fun of how I salute and when he told me to drop twenty and I dropped the coin, it made him upset. I knew there'd be characters like this in the Fourth. I must not lower myself to their standards. They see me as a dredge!

Luckily a very small Soldier was put in charge of me now. He even uses a bow hahah! Totally weak. He'll be easy to impress. A flourish here and there and he'll put me in uniform. Finally I'll have what I want. Status, authority and wage!
#2
SIEGFRIED WOLFHARD

In my homeland of golden hills and verdant grasslands with pine trees scattered throughout I was a LEGEND.
Every village maiden knew the name Wolfhard. As did every Noble across the Kingdoms. I have dreamt of my homeland many times and I know this to be true.

My impeccable combat prowess, charming moustache, swift steps through the sands...
Sharp and pointy rapier, one hand on my back, focused eyes...
The predator's look at my opponent...
A confident inspiring wink at my closest ally... the hopeful tear that flows from their eye...

There is nothing I can do wrong.

This desolate wasteland I have awakened in...
They ask of the Wolfhard, are you ready?

I ask thee.

Are you?
#3
Soldier Dadys,

thank you for your kind words and I commend your sharp eyes for witnessing my potentional for greatness.

When we next meet I will without error carry out your orders.

Attached to this brief letter are a couple of letters of recommendation some locals wrote on their own volition. I know it probably doesn't mean much, but they begged me to forward it to my superior.

Recruit (for how long?) Siegfried Wolfhard

#4
Suggestions / Fencer class fighting stance
March 26, 2024, 07:23:45 PM
Please bring back the Fencing fighting style because it is perfect for the Fencer class
#5
DIO, SOLDIER

You gave me the order to keep my eyes peeled for new arrivals.
Here's today's report on suspicious individuals:

OSRICK LOCKE, OLD

Old man that still knows how to fight. Should be a hunchback by his age. Strength seems unnatural. Pretty sure he's using a carriage load of narcotics to achieve his feats.

ISKANDAR, SCREAMING

Some Agaslakku worshipping bard that sings about violence. However I personally witnessed him get taken down by a couple of small snakes. Deliberately sabotaging Agaslakku's reputation. Haven't figured out a motive.

TRISTAN AVORRA, NEW

Some run of the mill fighter. He is so unnoticable and bland that it became noticeable. Possibly an agent of foreign government or Djinn courts.

PEPPEROTE, DRUNK

A Halfling jester, drunk during battle. Behaves like a Gnome. Very annoying. We must be wary she doesn't disturb any public ceremonies.


Signed,

SIEGFRIED, SCARAB





#6
i barely ever interacted but from afar, from an outside perspective, it was still engaging and fun to hear and read about what he did or encountered, very immersive and cool pc good job
#7
Suggestions / Re: Remove detect evil
March 18, 2024, 02:46:46 PM
Detect evil is a dweeb mechanic but imagine if everyone has access to Paladin but end up helping evil characters with the excuse they ''didn't know''. That will also cause some priceless dweeb situations and perhaps steer Paladin into becoming app-only.
#8
Screen Shots & Obituaries / Re: Xon Dhoten
March 18, 2024, 02:44:57 PM
sorry for murder, I think Xon was one of the dopest PC's that are around
#9
Correspondence / Azaghal Gemspell
March 15, 2024, 05:32:10 PM
Qadira. Soon as possible. Main tavern.

B.
#10
Journals and Musings / Re: [A bandit journal.]
March 14, 2024, 09:13:24 PM
I think I killed the only person capable of resurrection. You've got to be pissing joking me. I'm still going to demand my coin, I did the deed! Or I'll kill my employer instead.
#11
Journals and Musings / Re: [A bandit journal.]
March 14, 2024, 11:43:27 AM
I wish people would stop calling me Phil Lashio. I gave that joke name to a recruit to insult him, and he took it seriously, not understanding it's just Fellatio. Phil Lashio. Gods preserve me. These people deserve to get robbed.
#12
Journals and Musings / Re: [A bandit journal.]
March 12, 2024, 10:45:13 AM
Whacked the snitching pilgrim over the head. Didn't feel satisfying in retrospect. But no skin off my teeth!
#13
Journals and Musings / Re: [A bandit journal.]
March 10, 2024, 04:23:14 PM
I hope nobody finds out I got chased off by a little girl.
#14
Bandit Darian Darstan is semi-active a while because I have a crippling Helldivers 2 addiction.
#15
Journals and Musings / Re: [A bandit journal.]
March 05, 2024, 12:18:33 PM
They don't know I've got ears and eyes. Talking carelessly about hunting me down and this and that. Heard that pilgrim I beat up in the Gutters cried to the Spear in the Creep who's now dead. It's amusing the arrogance these goatshaggers hold even after being brutalized. Not understanding that messing with me or any bandit whoreson might have dire consequences. A childlike naivety. It pisses me the Hells off. If I see that pisser, I'll grab him again.