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Suggestions / Re: Add more to /c checkup
« on: June 05, 2022, 12:36:17 PM »
Time until your next rent is due.
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Correspondence / Correspondence: Lord Greywood
« on: May 31, 2022, 07:16:25 PM »
Lord Greywood,
I request a meeting to discuss business and a proposal. Send for us at your earliest convenience, the matters are pressing and time sensitive.
Sava Temishvarac, on behalf of the Custodians.
I request a meeting to discuss business and a proposal. Send for us at your earliest convenience, the matters are pressing and time sensitive.
Sava Temishvarac, on behalf of the Custodians.
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: [The Custodians, Proclamations of the Mercenary and Bounty Hunting Crew.]
« on: May 12, 2022, 11:10:58 AM »
# The Custodians Charter
This document outlines the structure and operation of the Custodians. All members of the Custodians are bound by this Charter. This Charter may only be changed via the processes outlined herein.
For the purposes of this document, the following definitions apply:
## Article I - Mission Statement
The Custodians are a lawful organization which advocates Contract Law and strives to enforce it with proper penalties for those breaching. To this end, the Custodians provide various contract services including, but not limited to:
## Article II - Organization Structure
Members of the Custodians can elect and be elected to one or more of the following offices:
Elections are won by majority vote of present Members. They must be announced one day before the vote or held while all Members are present.
### Section I - Office of Praetor
The Praetor is the head and public face of the Custodians.
Additional responsibilities include:
### Section II - Office of Decanus
Primary responsibility of the Decanus is to lead expeditions of up to eight people in order to fulfill contracts or enforce sanctions for breach of contract.
Additional responsibilities include:
### Section III - Office of Censor
Primary responsibility of the Censor is administering the Scriptorium.
Additional responsibilities include:
### Section IV - The Scriptorium
The Scriptorium is the headquarters of the Custodians. All contracts must be archived in the Scriptorium library. The Scriptorium is temporarily located in the Blind Eye.
## Article III - Obligations of Members
### Section I - Confidentiality
Any Member or former Member found to break confidentiality of any contract archived by the Custodians will be put to death.
### Section II - Contracts
No Member will be forced to sign any contract upon joining, except for this Charter which represents the non-negotiable laws of the organization.
If a Member is found to be in breach of a contract they signed, the Decanus will see to enforcing the sanctions specified by said contract. If none are applicable or specified, the Praetor will choose appropriate sanctions ranging from monetary fines to death.
### Section III - Membership Dues
Membership dues may be determined by the Praetor and approved by a vote. Failing to pay dues may result in termination of membership at the discretion of the Praetor.
### Section IV - Termination of Membership
Members may choose to terminate their membership at any time. Former Members are still expected to fulfill their contractual obligations and maintain confidentiality as per Article III Section I Paragraph I.
## Article V - Charter Amendments
The Charter may be amended by a majority Member vote, following the same rules that govern elections.
This document outlines the structure and operation of the Custodians. All members of the Custodians are bound by this Charter. This Charter may only be changed via the processes outlined herein.
For the purposes of this document, the following definitions apply:
- Custodians - refers to the overall organization;
- Charter - refers to this document;
- Member - refers to any member of the Custodians.
## Article I - Mission Statement
The Custodians are a lawful organization which advocates Contract Law and strives to enforce it with proper penalties for those breaching. To this end, the Custodians provide various contract services including, but not limited to:
- Contract drafting, witnessing, archival, enforcement and punishment.
- Acting on public contracts such as bounties.
- Offering private security, mercenary and ring running services.
## Article II - Organization Structure
Members of the Custodians can elect and be elected to one or more of the following offices:
- Office of Praetor
- Office of Decanus
- Office of Censor
Elections are won by majority vote of present Members. They must be announced one day before the vote or held while all Members are present.
### Section I - Office of Praetor
The Praetor is the head and public face of the Custodians.
Additional responsibilities include:
- Approving new Members;
- Organizing and overseeing voting procedures;
- Organizing and overseeing contract disputes;
- Determining appropriate sanctions for breach of contract;
- Approving all contracts made by any Members;
- Submitting Charter Amendments to a vote;
- Negotiating contracts with Noble Houses or notable organizations.
### Section II - Office of Decanus
Primary responsibility of the Decanus is to lead expeditions of up to eight people in order to fulfill contracts or enforce sanctions for breach of contract.
Additional responsibilities include:
- Tactical education and training of members and prospective members;
- Urgent organization and oversight of elections if the Praetor is unable to fulfill their duties.
### Section III - Office of Censor
Primary responsibility of the Censor is administering the Scriptorium.
Additional responsibilities include:
- Aiding members in drafting contracts.
- Urgent organization and oversight of elections if the Praetor and the Decanus are unable to fulfill their duties.
### Section IV - The Scriptorium
The Scriptorium is the headquarters of the Custodians. All contracts must be archived in the Scriptorium library. The Scriptorium is temporarily located in the Blind Eye.
## Article III - Obligations of Members
### Section I - Confidentiality
Any Member or former Member found to break confidentiality of any contract archived by the Custodians will be put to death.
### Section II - Contracts
No Member will be forced to sign any contract upon joining, except for this Charter which represents the non-negotiable laws of the organization.
If a Member is found to be in breach of a contract they signed, the Decanus will see to enforcing the sanctions specified by said contract. If none are applicable or specified, the Praetor will choose appropriate sanctions ranging from monetary fines to death.
### Section III - Membership Dues
Membership dues may be determined by the Praetor and approved by a vote. Failing to pay dues may result in termination of membership at the discretion of the Praetor.
### Section IV - Termination of Membership
Members may choose to terminate their membership at any time. Former Members are still expected to fulfill their contractual obligations and maintain confidentiality as per Article III Section I Paragraph I.
## Article V - Charter Amendments
The Charter may be amended by a majority Member vote, following the same rules that govern elections.
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Advertising Litter / Re: Seeking Crusader of the Smallfolk Equipment
« on: May 09, 2022, 10:59:08 PM »
[A whisper is heard around town.]
"To the one offering a bounty on the rare and rumoured Fullplate of the Smallfolk Champion, the Custodians will collect your prize. Find us at our Scriptorium at the Blind Eye."
"To the one offering a bounty on the rare and rumoured Fullplate of the Smallfolk Champion, the Custodians will collect your prize. Find us at our Scriptorium at the Blind Eye."
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Notices and Bulletins / [The Custodians, Proclamations of the Mercenary and Bounty Hunting Crew.]
« on: May 08, 2022, 09:39:32 PM »
Registration, Arbitration and Enforcing of Contracts offered to the men and women who seek to have their agreements fulfilled without worry. We will serve as witnesses, mediate disputes and punish those who would violate terms negotiated and agreed upon in good faith sanctioned by our organization.
Mercenary and Bounty Hunting to those who would seek enemies removed, rituals completed, lives preserved, wars won. We will protect property, contractors, we will fight assailants, enemies hordes. Discretion guaranteed on all mercenary contracts. Bounty Hunting services will only be completed upon public declaration of a bounty, private bounties must be negotiated individually and will have up to ten times increased costs from the usual rate.
Send forth your inquiries to our Scriptorium at the Blind Eye Inn for meeting and current rates.
Mercenary and Bounty Hunting to those who would seek enemies removed, rituals completed, lives preserved, wars won. We will protect property, contractors, we will fight assailants, enemies hordes. Discretion guaranteed on all mercenary contracts. Bounty Hunting services will only be completed upon public declaration of a bounty, private bounties must be negotiated individually and will have up to ten times increased costs from the usual rate.
Send forth your inquiries to our Scriptorium at the Blind Eye Inn for meeting and current rates.
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Bug Reports / Gladiator Baronet Brislow Brackenfield does not yield/dies
« on: May 01, 2022, 11:41:29 PM »
Happened to others pc as well, but did not see anyone reporting this here.
He pretty much kills you instead as he is immortal, instead of yielding or falling.
Could use a XP refund.
Thanks.
He pretty much kills you instead as he is immortal, instead of yielding or falling.
Could use a XP refund.
Thanks.
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Screen Shots & Obituaries / Re: Lucan H'Iraan - Boy Wizard of House Velstra
« on: December 20, 2021, 07:28:25 PM »
Goodboi. Well done on yet another kickass pc.
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Screen Shots & Obituaries / Erschel Byron, First Admiral of the Ringed Seas and Harbourmaster to S.P.H
« on: December 12, 2021, 12:56:22 PM »
Erschel was an shocktropper soldier from Cormyr that awoken in the City the day he was supposed to retire and live the dream of spending all his fortune in an all-expenses-paid fishing trip at the Sea of Fallen Stars. A foul-mouthed, inconsequential, senile man that didn't fear death because in his mind he had already lived a full life. This got himself into a lot of PVPs, mostly against lawful retainers who would hate him for it.
Still, he didnt let his dream vanish and chose to build himself a vessel so he could explore the rivers and sea of the City and finaly have a fishing trip of his own. He first tried to find a big tree to make his boat, to which he chose the Oakrest Oak. This ended up in a couple fights against city militia and retainers who saw fit to put him into his place, but overal he prevailed.
As time passed, he realized no one was going to help him build his boat, unless he gave them something back until one day, his quartermaster, Furky (Furin) suggested he should rebuild a harbour in the ring 97 and he thought this could actually work. He started coming up with a project and assembling a crew to fulfill this vision. A place of neutrality, away from the wards law and tyranical grasp. He teamed up with a lot of perculiar characters, with different agendas, but all ended up joining forces for the vision he had was broad and woul have proved very fruitful to all should it be completed. Managing to reach 18 direct players on this Hub/faction and a lot of indirect helpers and supporters. In all our initiatives, plots, raising gold, trash, fishing competitions, we've involved exactly 54 characters in getting stuff done. It was awesome.
Going to take some time off EfU, its going to be hard for me, since I love questing and quest trains, but this concept was so intensive and demanded so much of me, I think I need a break. I should be back next year, in january or february with another concept. Thanks for everyone who put up with me and helped me on this. All good friends, both PC and DMs, OOCly and ICly I've made in this concept. It was a blast gaming with you in this PC and I look forward to our next ones.
He lived a really wacky life, adopting and nursing a goblin, which then grew up and came to visit him. He also adopted a PC girl Bulma, that became a kobold later on, which was amazing.
Took a lot of folks on fishing trips around the City, giving them uniforms so they look like proper sailors.
Happy days, after 1 billion years, my first app passed on EfU ever. I truly hate apping.
This was right after we launched the Harbour.
One of his many meetings with his leaderships of Swaddle Point Harbour, couple folks missing.
Peak performance, the fact I always play 1-death-only pcs allowed me to become this sort of dude.
Then came the DM events tuned up to keep me humble, nice cool deaths though.
TOOT TOOT... Some people's going to miss the train. Was aiming to reach 100 Orc, 50 on each sheppernine, 25 orog, 25 ogre bog, but that didn't happen.
In the end he got his fishing trip, with the crew he was given to be his throughout eternity.
DM Lewd.
Still, he didnt let his dream vanish and chose to build himself a vessel so he could explore the rivers and sea of the City and finaly have a fishing trip of his own. He first tried to find a big tree to make his boat, to which he chose the Oakrest Oak. This ended up in a couple fights against city militia and retainers who saw fit to put him into his place, but overal he prevailed.
As time passed, he realized no one was going to help him build his boat, unless he gave them something back until one day, his quartermaster, Furky (Furin) suggested he should rebuild a harbour in the ring 97 and he thought this could actually work. He started coming up with a project and assembling a crew to fulfill this vision. A place of neutrality, away from the wards law and tyranical grasp. He teamed up with a lot of perculiar characters, with different agendas, but all ended up joining forces for the vision he had was broad and woul have proved very fruitful to all should it be completed. Managing to reach 18 direct players on this Hub/faction and a lot of indirect helpers and supporters. In all our initiatives, plots, raising gold, trash, fishing competitions, we've involved exactly 54 characters in getting stuff done. It was awesome.
Going to take some time off EfU, its going to be hard for me, since I love questing and quest trains, but this concept was so intensive and demanded so much of me, I think I need a break. I should be back next year, in january or february with another concept. Thanks for everyone who put up with me and helped me on this. All good friends, both PC and DMs, OOCly and ICly I've made in this concept. It was a blast gaming with you in this PC and I look forward to our next ones.
He lived a really wacky life, adopting and nursing a goblin, which then grew up and came to visit him. He also adopted a PC girl Bulma, that became a kobold later on, which was amazing.
Took a lot of folks on fishing trips around the City, giving them uniforms so they look like proper sailors.
Happy days, after 1 billion years, my first app passed on EfU ever. I truly hate apping.
This was right after we launched the Harbour.
One of his many meetings with his leaderships of Swaddle Point Harbour, couple folks missing.
Peak performance, the fact I always play 1-death-only pcs allowed me to become this sort of dude.
Then came the DM events tuned up to keep me humble, nice cool deaths though.
TOOT TOOT... Some people's going to miss the train. Was aiming to reach 100 Orc, 50 on each sheppernine, 25 orog, 25 ogre bog, but that didn't happen.
In the end he got his fishing trip, with the crew he was given to be his throughout eternity.
DM Lewd.
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This one was so bad, I chose to turn it into an offering to Pitter Petter in order to get a Trash Boat. RIP
Sea Wolf, his Falchion. Real OP on questing, if you ask me.
The Seal of Harbourmaster, whoever holds this is the rightful ruler of Swaddle Point Harbour
Sea Wolf, his Falchion. Real OP on questing, if you ask me.
The Seal of Harbourmaster, whoever holds this is the rightful ruler of Swaddle Point Harbour
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: The Swaddle Point Harbour Code
« on: December 11, 2021, 03:34:58 PM »
First Admiral's Edict of War and Succession
On House Sunpurse. Those faithful or in service or sworn to House Sunpurse who abide the ruling of the Vampire Lord Zarono Senuspur or the Grand Vizier Sardistan are banned from Ring 97th. Those caught within the premises shall be subjugated and marooned in the deep Ringed Sea;
Succession. Upon the death of First Admiral Erschel Byron, The First Harbourmaster of Swaddle Point Harbour, the one who claims the Seal of the Harbourmaster shall be the new ruler of the Swaddle Point Harbour. Carrying this Seal will mean that you not only will have the authority to rule, but also the obligation to see its dream fulfilled - to establish a trade route between the In-Rings and Out-Rings. To provide a place of freedom of trade, business and housing for the denizens who do not wish to live in the Willowgrove or Peerage Ward. To obey, respect and maintain the Code of Swaddle Point Harbour. Those who fail to fulfill those goals or deviate from this path, shall have mutiny and must be defeated, so a new Harbourmaster claim his or her place;
On House Sunpurse. Those faithful or in service or sworn to House Sunpurse who abide the ruling of the Vampire Lord Zarono Senuspur or the Grand Vizier Sardistan are banned from Ring 97th. Those caught within the premises shall be subjugated and marooned in the deep Ringed Sea;
Succession. Upon the death of First Admiral Erschel Byron, The First Harbourmaster of Swaddle Point Harbour, the one who claims the Seal of the Harbourmaster shall be the new ruler of the Swaddle Point Harbour. Carrying this Seal will mean that you not only will have the authority to rule, but also the obligation to see its dream fulfilled - to establish a trade route between the In-Rings and Out-Rings. To provide a place of freedom of trade, business and housing for the denizens who do not wish to live in the Willowgrove or Peerage Ward. To obey, respect and maintain the Code of Swaddle Point Harbour. Those who fail to fulfill those goals or deviate from this path, shall have mutiny and must be defeated, so a new Harbourmaster claim his or her place;
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: The Swaddle Point Harbour Code and Announcements
« on: November 27, 2021, 04:25:10 PM »
[An edict is pronounced by the Captain.]
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: The Swaddle Point Harbour Code
« on: November 27, 2021, 03:09:17 AM »
First Admiral's Edict of Governance and Alliances
Noble Houses Presence. The Swaddle Point Harbour shall have up to two Noble Houses, and no more, present at our domains for as long as they contribute to the growth, security and development of the Harbour itself, as well as respect the Code of our turf;
On House Orza. The military House shall provide the Harbour with fortifications and reinforcements to guarantee that the Harbour shall have enough power to fight off threats that come from land and sea. The appointed envoy shall be Veteran Retainer Nicky Reynn;
On House Velstra. The construction of a Gateway Inn to boost the economy, services, orgies and whoring in the Swaddle Point Harbour shall be part of their commitment to us. The appointed envoy of said House shall be Veteran Retainer Urska Felton;
On House Sunpurse. For offering nothing but sword, aggression and leashes to the men and women of the Harbour, effective and immediatly, all members of House Sunpurse are barred entry into the Swaddle Point Harbour and shall be denied service from the Harbour itself. With retainer Elena Fortz being marked as double banned due to transgressions of the Swaddle Point Harbour Code of Parley;
Noble Houses Presence. The Swaddle Point Harbour shall have up to two Noble Houses, and no more, present at our domains for as long as they contribute to the growth, security and development of the Harbour itself, as well as respect the Code of our turf;
On House Orza. The military House shall provide the Harbour with fortifications and reinforcements to guarantee that the Harbour shall have enough power to fight off threats that come from land and sea. The appointed envoy shall be Veteran Retainer Nicky Reynn;
On House Velstra. The construction of a Gateway Inn to boost the economy, services, orgies and whoring in the Swaddle Point Harbour shall be part of their commitment to us. The appointed envoy of said House shall be Veteran Retainer Urska Felton;
On House Sunpurse. For offering nothing but sword, aggression and leashes to the men and women of the Harbour, effective and immediatly, all members of House Sunpurse are barred entry into the Swaddle Point Harbour and shall be denied service from the Harbour itself. With retainer Elena Fortz being marked as double banned due to transgressions of the Swaddle Point Harbour Code of Parley;
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Notices and Bulletins / The Swaddle Point Harbour Code and Announcements
« on: November 26, 2021, 11:21:20 PM »
The Swaddle Point Harbour Code
Let all who walk the City of Rings know the Code of the Sailor and respect it
1. Neutrality. The Swaddle Point Harbour is a neutral ground. No differences, no violence, no bounties, no blood feuds are to be settled here, break this rule and lose a hand to never harm anyone again;
2. Parley. Parley is true and honored and if broken by those who called for it or those who accepted it, the violator shall lose the tongue to never parley again;
3. Occultism-ban. Dead-raising, Dead-walking, Vampirism, Hellism, Demonism and Shadow-weaving have no place amidst our own. Practice said craft within our domains and be blinded by noontide to never see again;
4. Trade. All businesses and trades are welcome in Swaddle Point Harbour and a man’s business is his own, your right to privacy is guaranteed;
5. Heterogeneity. Men, dwarven-gremlins, garden-gnomes, children-halflings, halfbred-orcs, feminine-elves, their mixtures, and all NON MONSTER races who enter our domains and follow the code are welcome in it. Those who violate it, shall be banished to never have shelter again;
6. Mutiny-bane. You who commit treason, espionage, harm or sabotage to the Swaddle Point Harbour shall be sentenced to marooning to never be seen again;
7. Fuck Gwendli Bent. Ward off the bad luck, destroy his effigies or punch his priests to never be tripped by ill fate again;
8. Warfare. Only the Admiral of Swaddle Point Harbour can call upon war;
Let all who walk the City of Rings know the Code of the Sailor and respect it
1. Neutrality. The Swaddle Point Harbour is a neutral ground. No differences, no violence, no bounties, no blood feuds are to be settled here, break this rule and lose a hand to never harm anyone again;
2. Parley. Parley is true and honored and if broken by those who called for it or those who accepted it, the violator shall lose the tongue to never parley again;
3. Occultism-ban. Dead-raising, Dead-walking, Vampirism, Hellism, Demonism and Shadow-weaving have no place amidst our own. Practice said craft within our domains and be blinded by noontide to never see again;
4. Trade. All businesses and trades are welcome in Swaddle Point Harbour and a man’s business is his own, your right to privacy is guaranteed;
5. Heterogeneity. Men, dwarven-gremlins, garden-gnomes, children-halflings, halfbred-orcs, feminine-elves, their mixtures, and all NON MONSTER races who enter our domains and follow the code are welcome in it. Those who violate it, shall be banished to never have shelter again;
6. Mutiny-bane. You who commit treason, espionage, harm or sabotage to the Swaddle Point Harbour shall be sentenced to marooning to never be seen again;
7. Fuck Gwendli Bent. Ward off the bad luck, destroy his effigies or punch his priests to never be tripped by ill fate again;
8. Warfare. Only the Admiral of Swaddle Point Harbour can call upon war;
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Notices and Bulletins / The Swaddle Point Harbour Sailor's Jeer Competition
« on: November 21, 2021, 12:19:45 PM »
Alright, you sons of bitches, it is I, Admiral Erschel Byron, your most royal conqueror of the Ringed Seas, with an important announcement.
As the building of Swaddle Point Harbour progresses, we shall be having a magnificent lordly contest at our domains, amidst nails, splinters, construction material, all very safe for children and the likes.
I hereby declare that within the next fortnight, all shall meet and feast by the shores of my domains to partake in the First Swaddle Point Harbour's Sailors Jeer Competition. A night of the best fucking insults you have ever seen or given, an opportunity to talk shit about your swore enemies to their face and watch them lose their temper before you and then settle the matter with a good brawling, one on one.
Your offences and slanders shall be evaluated by a most professional board of sailors who shall judge and provide you with benefits or penalties based on your performance for when its time to BRAWL, so sharpen your tongues, prepare your best materials.
May the BEST DENEGRATOR PREVAIL, so I declare!
"But, oh, great Admiral, do I stand to win anything on this great royalty event?"
Yes. Prizes of gold await the top three contenders and a special prize to the one who takes the first place.
"How do I sign in?"
Donate at least 250 groats to the continued effort of the Rebuilding of the Swaddle Point Harbour and you're signed in. Not only you get to partake, but also can compete, eat and drink all on our expenses.
As the building of Swaddle Point Harbour progresses, we shall be having a magnificent lordly contest at our domains, amidst nails, splinters, construction material, all very safe for children and the likes.
I hereby declare that within the next fortnight, all shall meet and feast by the shores of my domains to partake in the First Swaddle Point Harbour's Sailors Jeer Competition. A night of the best fucking insults you have ever seen or given, an opportunity to talk shit about your swore enemies to their face and watch them lose their temper before you and then settle the matter with a good brawling, one on one.
Your offences and slanders shall be evaluated by a most professional board of sailors who shall judge and provide you with benefits or penalties based on your performance for when its time to BRAWL, so sharpen your tongues, prepare your best materials.
May the BEST DENEGRATOR PREVAIL, so I declare!
"But, oh, great Admiral, do I stand to win anything on this great royalty event?"
Yes. Prizes of gold await the top three contenders and a special prize to the one who takes the first place.
"How do I sign in?"
Donate at least 250 groats to the continued effort of the Rebuilding of the Swaddle Point Harbour and you're signed in. Not only you get to partake, but also can compete, eat and drink all on our expenses.
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OOC: Likely running that between December 1st or 3rd.
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: The Grand Debate! (If you want to come please respond to last question)
« on: November 20, 2021, 12:18:53 PM »
Admiral Erschel Byron is attending to discuss intelligent shit.
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Notices and Bulletins / Re: A fishing competition! - WINNERS!
« on: November 20, 2021, 12:01:33 PM »
Alright, ye landlubber fucks, after a fortnight of fishing, plenty catches all now pickled and saltied fer th'long, long winter. Ain't no small amount either, THREE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS of good water-bacon in yer ungrateful bellies. If ye add that to mine crew and mine THREE THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS, we is looking at over SEVEN THOUSAND POUND of fish thahs gonna feed yer hungry arses.
Still, it ain't my place to tell ye how great we all is, if ye don't know thah by now, ye can go fuck yerself. *AHEM* I have the pleasure to announce all of our winners now. There were two categories... BULK FISHERMAN and PRIZED CATCHER.
On the first category, BULK FISHERMAN, I mean thah not in their pants of course, otherwise I'd win this everyday provided me manhood be as big as thah' yellow sicklish Willowgrove... The winners are: BRETT FARADAY, in second place, with SEVEN HUNDRED NINETY SIX POINTS.
And in first place, SBERRI, the small, with EIGHT HUNDRED AND ELEVEN POINTS. Each of these sons of bitches shall receive 1.500 groats each from the purses of House Sunfyre. So ye find pretty Theresa, give her a smooch and a cuddle, who knows what may happen next, afteral she is single and she never kiss'd anyone.
Well, thats it then... Go to he- Oh no, we's still have the PRIZED CATCHER. Now, some of ye sons of bitches brought me big fish, some of ye brought me prestigious fish, as if we were nobles... But some of ye took the time to think about Willowgrove and House Sunfyre, the Ladey of Light, who constantly speaks "dim no lights", as if she can only -do it- with a candle by her bedside so she can watch it all like a depraved mistress.
One would say the reason's cause she is scared of dark, but it aint just it. That bitch sees light as something good, an' what we need in this fucking Willowgrove place full of shart and trash and hobos. She believes in the growth of this shithole into somethin' beyond, and us, sturdy men who aren't limp or prone to stupidity have the responsibility to help her.
That said, as I've spent way more than I should on whispers, I announce the fucking PRIZED CATCHER to be Horny Coaster! I just hope the Winter Court cunts don't turn ye into a gremlin... Anyhow... He brought forth the one and only Dawn Goby, a fish that represents our very own Lordly Theresa Sunfyre, the Dawn Goby of Willowgrove.
Let this fish, from this day on, be forever the totem and mascott of our ring 98th turf and may it guide us in its spirit and deliciousness into a brighter future.
Still, it ain't my place to tell ye how great we all is, if ye don't know thah by now, ye can go fuck yerself. *AHEM* I have the pleasure to announce all of our winners now. There were two categories... BULK FISHERMAN and PRIZED CATCHER.
On the first category, BULK FISHERMAN, I mean thah not in their pants of course, otherwise I'd win this everyday provided me manhood be as big as thah' yellow sicklish Willowgrove... The winners are: BRETT FARADAY, in second place, with SEVEN HUNDRED NINETY SIX POINTS.
And in first place, SBERRI, the small, with EIGHT HUNDRED AND ELEVEN POINTS. Each of these sons of bitches shall receive 1.500 groats each from the purses of House Sunfyre. So ye find pretty Theresa, give her a smooch and a cuddle, who knows what may happen next, afteral she is single and she never kiss'd anyone.
Well, thats it then... Go to he- Oh no, we's still have the PRIZED CATCHER. Now, some of ye sons of bitches brought me big fish, some of ye brought me prestigious fish, as if we were nobles... But some of ye took the time to think about Willowgrove and House Sunfyre, the Ladey of Light, who constantly speaks "dim no lights", as if she can only -do it- with a candle by her bedside so she can watch it all like a depraved mistress.
One would say the reason's cause she is scared of dark, but it aint just it. That bitch sees light as something good, an' what we need in this fucking Willowgrove place full of shart and trash and hobos. She believes in the growth of this shithole into somethin' beyond, and us, sturdy men who aren't limp or prone to stupidity have the responsibility to help her.
That said, as I've spent way more than I should on whispers, I announce the fucking PRIZED CATCHER to be Horny Coaster! I just hope the Winter Court cunts don't turn ye into a gremlin... Anyhow... He brought forth the one and only Dawn Goby, a fish that represents our very own Lordly Theresa Sunfyre, the Dawn Goby of Willowgrove.
Let this fish, from this day on, be forever the totem and mascott of our ring 98th turf and may it guide us in its spirit and deliciousness into a brighter future.
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ooc:LINK TO THE LEADERBOARD AND FORMULA OF THE WINNERS
