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Notices and Bulletins / ❰ ⚒ ❱ SONS OF IRON ❰ ⚒ ❱
« on: January 31, 2022, 09:30:53 PM »
*these are kept fresh by some Son of Iron fanatic*
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Thelisa Sunspyre, Regent of Willowgrove. An Envoy of the Royal Thieves whispers to you. We are watching you. We are glad that you complied with our request of leaving the simple crooks, the small, commoner thieves, not only unmolested, but under your protection within the boundaries of Willowgrove Park. The criminal community is ever grateful.
One can't help, however, but wonder. Has anyone made such request on behalf of local changelings? No need to answer. We'll find out. We have left the Park, but our eyes and ears are always there. Your 20000 groats worth purse stands out. You may hear from us soon enough with a new request. For now, it seems you're rather busy trying to establish rule over those who don't need it.
This is the Envoy, of the Royal Thieves. Let it be known, that we have nor had any qualms with House Sunpurse. An Oath has been made this evening to reinforce that, no Royal Thief shall target nor threaten a member of Sunpurse family, by extention, nor its servants. This includes the extended family.
To the so called Royal Thieves- you scorn the name of monarchy itself with your foul bravado. I shall personally bring you to justice- your spying of the Lady Thelisa will not go unpunished. The groat stolen shall be procured and given to the needy, and your shadowy cabal will be brought to heel.
So says Garth, son of Norbert. Think not that you are safe from the hammer of justice that is those of pure and good heart. Theft is not a craft- it is neither noble nor does it bear purpose beyond your own selfish means. The Bannerhouse's agreement with your false guild will not spare you.
I must admit I am /very/ confused! Though I suppose I can be confused a lot lately, you know, well, given everything, but anyway, that's besides the point.
The point being, of course, well, you already know the point, because I think I've said it, or is it that I was going to say it just now? Anyway. Thievery seems /very/ evil, but so does attacking random people like the Sunspyre does. Maybe it's two evil people against each other?
That's good, right? [Huffs]
Hark! A messenger of the Royal Thieves shall be making an important announcement in the King's Commons within a few moments.
*a plain voice slightly muffled by some mask* Hark, Loyal Subjects, I am The Envoy of the Royal Thieves! The official announcement was made around a candle ago, and since so few dared come to the King's commons to hear it, it shall be whispered in your ears... *ahems*
- 'As per open letter penned around 3 cycletime ago, The Royal Thieves announced their coming to rings 100 to 97 to the local Thieves Guild, the Knaves of 99, with three crime options to be chosen for introduction, all of them to fund charity. This time, the New Glum shall be the one and only beneficiary of all what is yielded. The options follow - GROATSNATCHING HOLIDAYS - A Sevenday holiday of pursecutting, with charity tickets of protection available for sale for 50 groats in the New Glum. - A NOBLE THIEVERY - An item of import shall be stolen from a Great House, auctioned or sold back for charity. - A ROYAL BURGLARY - An item of import shall be stolen from Peerage or Burgage establishment, auctioned or sold back for charity. - No answer has been given from the Knaves and due to their diplomacy failure, the Royal Scoundrel was forced to make the choice: -
- The Three of them!'-
Perudo Silvershine here, Gold-Priest o' Phanax. Th' Grinners won't be toleratin' no bloody thieves guild, nosirs. Gets right in th' way o' good 'n proper commerce. Wes spot any o' yous lowlives around, 'n we'll rough you upgood 'n proper. Praise Phanax!
I will tolerate NO THIEVERY in Little Ticker. If it happens to anyone, report it to me, Squire Aoife of Glitt.
I will make this very clear to these 'Royal Thieves' if you so much as steal from an Orzan or our House, we will hunt you down and beat you in the streets. Do so at your own risk. So speaks Jana, Arrow of Orza.
A bounty of 2,000 groat is placed upon any of the new 'Thieves Guild' or any of it's members that makes themselves known, present them alive, not dead for a'Judgement of Opulence! To Viscount of the Discounts, Cradocs Tanner of the Golden Grinners. That is all!
Hark! This is The Envoy, hear the words of the Royal Scoundrel! Those who wish gazes turned away from their purses during the GROATSNATCHING HOLIDAYS that is in effect for a sevenday, shall make a donation of fifty groats to the New Glum Bow and have their purses marked for exemption.
Shut up thieves, afore wes find you 'n breaks your kneecaps. Praise Phanax!
Thievin' ain't opulent at all you smelly dweeb! 2,500 for this one alive for a Judgement of Opulence! Thievin' is bad for commerce!
We broke in the tower and reached its library. The Tome was warded, I had to make a copy and quick, the others kept defenders at bay. Only The Thug was slain; he had it coming for having heavy steps, dead men tell no tale. I am sure to have copied the last entries, yet, no one seem to be able to read it, memory gets slippery... Boss says it's time for next phase nonetheless
We now set to scour the 98 to 100, for the next mark lies there. Report any and every underworld activity and players, assess all major entities.
The Code has been pushed in the main bookstore. The word shall spread.