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[TheImpossibleDream]

Southern fried chicken and chips(fries)

Dial 6234774
Say "Can I place an order for delivery please" tell them you're address and then beging chanting "Southern fried chicken and chips(fries) please"
Allow 15-30 minutes to cook
Remove from bag and enjoy.

[SanTelmo]

Smashed potatoes


1. Smash potatoes


Roasted Whale


1. Buy a boat
2. Sail
3. Throw 50 harpoons at a large whale
4. Drag whale to shore
5. Make bonfire
6. Roast whale
7. Pour 20 pounds of salt
8. Storage for winter to feed your tribe