Simon Lestrade, Battle Butler

[Egon the Monkey]

A PC I originally made for a group concept with Eq, before he was a Damn Quitter and stopped playing his dude :P. I enjoyed Lestrade enough to carry on playing, but then ran into a lack of EfU time. This is his story. So far.





Lovitaran. Extremely skilled healer. The two are not in any way incompatible when your approach to medicine is "they will get better and learn not to get wounded"



Axirios and Lestrade, LAW BROS




Well, THAT turned out to be oddly prescient considering Ax's end.


Further, hilarious legal incidents


Simon was creative at getting people to cause pain it entirely legal ways. Archery contest? THE TARGET IS ME, GUYS.


The answer to why the Officer's Club wine waiter is a man capable of crotchpunching trolls to death:


I got my Mr Myagi Moment. OOC Goal Achieved.


Far from "My Body Is a Temple", Ymph-insanity caused Lestrade to develop something of a drinking problem.


With the inevitable consequences:

[Pool]

I remember Lestrade. Him and Joseph adventured all over Ymph. Lestrade also happened to issue a can of whoop-ass with every engagement.



It was real, bruv. o7

[The Old Hack]

Awesome character. Ekaterin greatly appreciated his help in enforcing the law and respected him like few others.

[Calixto]

Is he retired?

[Aethereal]

Scanning over those screenshots reminds me of how much fun it was back in the Mayor's Muster and Mistlocke politics.

Lestrade was/is an excellent take on a worshiper of Loviatar and a true gentleman I found entirely agreeable as Balthasar; a stark contrast with other Loviatarans he knew. (Though there is something amusing and entertaining about the constant tension that is roused by an overt clash of faith.)