The Pissing Crone: At the Heart of the Matter

[Vlaid]

It's my pleasure to bring to you a sandbox opportunity. The Pissing Crone currently has no official faction yet for employees but that doesn't mean there can't be one. The Pissing Crone is currently in a state of awaiting input from us, the players. It can be built up, torn down or anything in between all based on what we do with it.

There is simply an absurd amount of opportunity in Lower for players who want to shake things up and add their own spin to the community of Lower. It's not ALL just heartless scumbag gangland. There is a great history of brotherhood and family in Lower. Even if your "family" doesn't always get along.

Despite having said all that, that doesn't mean you can't join and have a different view on things. Perhaps you would like to play a PC who feels the old fashioned Lower ideals of not seeking out trouble in Upper are outdated and feels Lower needs to be more militant and radical in it's attempts for freedom from the opression of the Spellguard and other forces that would seek to control Lower.

This notice is raised in the Pissing Crone by a disturbingly cheerful, grinning Morbrew Murderbeard.

[tface=walter]Pissing Crone: NOW HIRING

Times be tough for us free folk of Lower. But if you got an ounce of use  to you, it needn't be that way. The Pissing Crone now be hiring able  ladies and fellahs to help run this fine establishment.

Pissing Crone be home to all who'll respect her claim to keeping Lower   safe. No big arsed schemes. No pride-filled dreams of glory and   rebellion. Lotta turf lines and posturing down here but in the end all  of us just survivors surviving.

The heart of Lower beats in the Pissing Crone. Find employment and join the family we like to call the Pissing Crone.

-Bouncer Brew[/tface]

Following is a list of positions and skillsets sought for employment,  though the implication seems to be that these are just some examples of  work that might be found working at the Pissing Crone.

• [tface=walter]Event Organizer:  Some flashy sort to run fight nights and other creative, entertaining  such and such to get arses at the bar drinking the swill.[/tface]
  
• [tface=walter]Cleaners: Place be filthy, someone what wants to help class up the joint with some cleanliness would be just grand.[/tface]
  
• [tface=walter]Entertainers: Someone's gotta keep spirits up, and some good enterainment is real hard to come by.[/tface]
  
• [tface=walter]Management-types:  Pissing Crone, much like Lower, come on rough times. With some proper  keen minded folk it might see prosperity returned. Maybe even the old  Lower marketplace come back to life.[/tface]
  
• [tface=walter]Smart-types:  Lotta dangers be facing the Crone and Lower these days. From chosen, to  gas to Spellguard flinging fireballs in the door....gonna take a lot of  keen minds to solve the problems we be facing daily without bringing  more down on us.[/tface]

[granny]

I could say I got some interest in the Lower. I just need to clean some rubbish outta of the way first. ;)

[9lives]

Should just point out that in the current climate, Lower Sanctuary is little more than a dozen people eking out a shitty existence in some ruins.

[TeufelHunden]

Haters gon hate

[Pup]

Limitations=opportunities in EfU.

Plus no one likes 9lives anyways.

[HalflingPower]

Does the dozen people include the infinite bandits?

[Spiffy Has]

Cyrus Doors does not approve.