The Five Stages of Kruddle

[Frenzied]

I have been trapped in Kruddlehaus. Send food or water. Or DMs to rescue me. This is my survival log.



I distinctly realize that I am alone, and Mr. Kruddle has stared at me for this entire time. The dread reality is that he has nothing to say, and that all I can do is stare at the door and hope for rescue.

[Frenzied]

I have found another door, and in my rage I have broken my hands. I have pummeled upon that hardwood with bloody knuckles.



Who FORGETS TO INSTALL A FUNCTIONING DOOR TO THEIR HOUSE? THIS IS BULLSHIT, KRUDDLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[Frenzied]

I have offered Mr. Kruddle a candle of life to allow me to leave this prison. He simply stared upon me, uncaring.



Please, Mr. Kruddle, I'm sure you could find a good use for it, right? I mean, it's a candle of life. People always want those things!

[Frenzied]

I have resigned to a slow death in Kruddlehaus. Maybe he will be decent enough to roll my body up in this nice carpet. Is this what my life has amounted to? To simply die while under the guise of uncaring eyes?



I realize as I look upon its patterns that it resembles a vulture. He will surely pick my body clean when I finally expire...

[Frenzied]

I have been granted an epiphany.

Hail Kruddle.

HAIL KRUDDLE.

KRUDDLE IS OUR SAVIOR, KRUDDLE IS KIND. HE GRANTS US PATRONAGE IN HIS HOUSE, AND HIS SILENCE ONLY MEANS HE HAS NO WORDS FOR THE LOVE IN HIS HEART.



ALL HAIL KRUDDLE!

[Inquisitor]

Awesome.

[LordofCinder]

This needs a caricature.

[The Undisputed Truth]

Praise the Kruddle

[Ganog Hownder]

I truly wish you remain trapped in there much longer so this can go on.

[Frenzied]

...

[Frenzied]

FINALLY! RESCUE HAS ARRIVED!

[Frenzied]

OH GOD THERE IS STILL NO WAY OUT NO NO NO NO



NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...



*Sobs*

[Frenzied]

Praise Kruddle!

[Sankis]

There's a way out. I've found a way out!



The sweet embrace of death.

[Spiffy Has]

This thread is amazing.