The Chambers of the Royal Castigator

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The Chambers of the Royal Castigator

[The Law of the Rings: The Chambers of the Royal Castigator]

Let it hereby be known that there exists an independent voice of RIGHTEOUSNESS, bound in leal service to the Realm: the Royal Castigator, Aethelwine Sothilde

Subjects of the Realm who seek the correction of wrongs done upon their person, or have found themselves spited without cause, bullied by others, or simply unappreciated and wish to be heard, should consider consultation with the Chambers of the Royal Castigator for issuance of remedy. Rare instances also permit commendation of worthy individuals or entities whose works are in furtherment of the Realm.

Outcomes of consultation include but are not limited to:

X PUBLIC CASTIGATION
X WRIT OF DISAPPOINTMENT
X WRIT OF CONDEMNATION
X WRIT OF DENOUNCEMENT
X WRIT OF DISORDER
X PUBLIC COMMENDATION
X WRIT OF APPROVAL
X DEMANDS OF SATISFACTION*
X POETRY & POETIC JUSTICE
X ART**

* Serving of the gauntlet (glove slap) and or arbitration of challenge may demand additional tribute, depending on intended recipient.
** Royal art, not the Art.

All issuance from the Chambers of the Royal Castigator may require tribute to be paid, as determined by consultation.

Ministrations of castigation may be public or private and delivery methods can vary, including creative solutions and resolutions to ongoing disturbances.
Profanity, obscenity and other vulgar language is generally not included in any of these works, with a preference for poetry over crudeness.
Exceptions may be made for the appropriate tribute.

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[The ancient scrolls - inscribed with words in praise of the King along its borders - are raised once more, with fresh copies of "The Law of the Rings" placed beside them.]

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[Castigation is back on the menu, as these fliers return to the Rings from 100 to 55 of the City.]

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[The fires of the Chambers of Castigation are reignited, as an immolation of righteous condemnation burns the ignorance out of a retainer who spoke before he knew better.]