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on: March 21, 2020, 03:36:12 AM
DICKSON'S DRINKS & MORE


Natural arcane potions garunteed 100% wizardry free!


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"Finally arcane potions you can trust not to set your clothes on fire!"
-Walda Webber

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"Always ask if your potions are wizard-free for that pure magic taste that won't make your hairs fall out!"
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"No wizard has proven that wizard magic doesn't cause your teeth to fall out."
-Aethelwine Silver

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"They go great with cheese!"
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GIVE FERL A WHIRL!



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on: March 22, 2020, 07:30:42 AM
DICKSON'S DRINKS & MORE

Election Charity Special!

This is a special message on behalf of Royal Mayoral candidate Ferl Dickson:


"Old Ferl is a big dang softy at heart and he knows we all been suffering since them sibilants stomped through and make a wreck of things, and it doesn't help none that the Prince fella turned out to be a fraud and has been snatching folks up using shadowmens and causing all sorts of trouble. Folks is injured, families is missing their daddies, and businesses just ain't doing so good as they used to. It breaks his heart to see you all going hungry and packing into that there Glumdrum Hall where they ain't got enough to keep you all in the shape you should be in. So Ferl got together his best thinking men to help put Ticker Square's pony back on the track.

The boys and gals down here at Dickson's Drinks & More are proud to announce a heck of a great opportunity for everyone in the 99th Ring. Every time you buy two of Ferl's 100% all-natural cruelty free arcane potions Royal Mayoral Candidate Ferl Dickson is going to donate a fresh piping hot bowl of Mayor's Medley Soup he's personally made with love. That's right guys and gals not only do you get the satisfaction of drinking a potion knowing your eyebrows ain't going to lose all their hairs like them poor fellas in Alledha`s Alley, but you'll also get to sleep a little better knowing you're helping out them hurt folks and hungry childrens in Glumdrum Hall.

Every healthy wizardry free potion you purchase puts a bowl Mayor's Medley into the hands of a poor orphan gal in Glumdrum Hall. That's a bowl of the freshest onions, plumpest potatoes,  juiciest tomatoes, and fatteiest triple-glazed turkey giblets you ever seen congregatin' together in a bowl of rich broth topped with a whole heaping helping of love! Mmhmm! Don't that just sound delicious?

So come on down to Dickson's Drinks & More and buy up some of our Blurs, De-Visibility, Mage Armoring, Protection from Witches, Protection from Small Burns and Such, and Hastes* and help a starving little orphan girl by buying some potions, and while you're at it remember to head down to that there Royal Court Mayoral Manorhouse and find the big stone that says "FERL DICKSON" and give old Ferl a Whirl!
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FERL DICKSON
DICKSON'S DRINKS & MORE

* More Varieties Coming Soon



Bowl's of Mayor's Medley Donated to Date:  50!
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on: March 31, 2020, 06:34:17 AM
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Dickson's Drinks & More Present Potion Posting
All Dickson's Drinks are 100% garunteed to be all-natural and free of Wizard Madness, Seam Sickness, and all those other nasty side effects like skunkfoot that so often accompany excessive drinking of Wizard-Brewed Potions. Ferl Dickson and all of us here at Dickson's Drinks & More care about the health and well being of our community and thoroughly screen all our brewers for wizardly magic before bringing them on the team. Dickson is a name you can trust.

Protection from Burns and Such
Sorcerer's Armor
Protection from Evil Magic
Quick Running

Blurring
Invisibility
See Invisibility
Dickson's Charisma
Bull's Strength

Haste
Displacement
Clarity

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Dickson's Drinks & More Employment Opportunities
Dickson's Drinks & More is working hard to become one of the pillars that builds this Ring back up after that recent stretch of bad luck. A lot of people are sick, poor, and hungry and it breaks our hearts to see it so on top of all that charity we're known for we're offering employment opportunities to all sorts of folks to get this Ring back on its feet. There's plenty of diverse roles in the Dickson's Family and one for just about any honest man looking to lend a helping hand.

Private Security Services
Dickson's Drinks & More currently has the Greystone Company Mercenaries under contract for long term security services but sometimes a man just wants that personal touch you can only get with folks wearing your own colors. Ferl Dickson and Dickson's Drinks & More are looking for long-term minded mercenaries looking to jump in to the exciting career of protecting and assisting the growing family of Dickson's Drinks & More guys and gals. From acquiring goods in exotic Rings to protecting the other employees of our future Royal Mayor here in the 99th Ring Dickson's promises a lifetime of unforgettable experiences, and cruelty-free potions at a price that can't be beat!

Private Investigators
Dickson's Drinks & More and the Mayoral Campaign of Ferl Dickson are an honest bunch, but that doesn't mean everyone else plays by the same rules. We're looking for fellas who have a knack for overhearing things and putting two-and-two together to keep an eye on the competition, other big name fellas, and those dangerous folks who just aren't right in the head. An early warning can save lives, and Ferl Dickson cares about the lives of the boys and gals in the Dickson's Family.

All-Natural Potion Brewers
Priestly folks of the Gods that people like are alright by Ferl, and so are sorcerers. Any sort of magic that's safe to use is welcome at Dickson's Drinks & More, just be prepared to prove you aren't a wizard trying to sneak himself into good company. Nothing against wizards, but we run an honest business that promotes health.

Playwrites and Performers
Dickson's Drinks & More is a proud sponsor of The Ring 101 Theatre and their spooky performances of cautionary tales of horror. As part of our partnership Dickson's Drinks & More is paying writers to pen down some short plays for one to two performers meant to be performed outdoors in the marketplace. We're also trying to find some bards to spread the message. Come and talk to an employee to learn more.

Criers and Newsmen
Here at Dickson's Drinks & More we care about getting the word out there. The word about our great products, our swell candidate for Mayor Ferl Dickson, and just about anything else the people need to know for their own good. If you're looking to do some good and got a charismatic face or just a real loud voice apply today. To prove we care about the unbiased news and not just the stories we're pushing we're even helping to support the Rumor Mill. The Ring doesn't have enough reporters and its a crying shame, so out of the kindness of Friendly Ferl's heart he's offering 1,000 groats to the next Rumor Mill Reporter to sign on for a job at the Mill. Let's keep the people informed!

FERL DICKSON
DICKSON'S DRINKS & MORE
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