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Baddington Bear

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on: June 24, 2020, 07:05:26 PM
Songs, expertly wrought for every occasion,
For birthdays, funerals, or rites of initiation;

He'll write ballads, arias, ditties, or chivalric romances—
Got something festive planned? Don't worry, he knows dances!

Accepting all commissions (if pay is intended);
Good taste is not required (nor recommended).

If it's professional verse you need, in reams or smidgens,
No work's too big or small for Mister Kitchens.

rate 10 groats/line, payment in advance of receipt, no refunds