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on: January 15, 2021, 06:23:17 PM



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on: January 15, 2021, 06:23:26 PM
[A painstakingly painted flyer flaunting a scantily-clad Egbert Flax with uncharacteristic fitness]

Renowned socialite, philantrophist and bard Egbert Flax has begun his journey into the domain of commerce!

The story of Egbert Flax begins with the stern but loving father, Cornelius Flax, who consigned his young son to the hardships of the outer Peerage Ward.  There, he found purchase among the high nobility of Velstra Vale, quickly establishing himself as a man of character, wit and perhaps most interestingly - fashion. Enjoying a healthy relationship with his mother, Egbert had acquired a keen eye for tailoring and design over the course of his formative years. This affinity for beauty lent itself well to the budding socialite as he was often met with questions such as "Egbert, darling, tell me your secret. Who *is* your tailor?" to which he would only reply with a toothy grin.

Now, with the ambition of making the city a more beautiful place, Egbert Flax has designed a series of colorful undergarments by the name of "Egbert Flax's Prestigious Undergarments".  These impressive pieces boast both silken lining and exterior for unbridled comfort and the ability to bedazzle any onlooker. For the outrageously low price of 199 groats, you may also own a pair and walk with the swagger of Egbert Flax. Buy your Prestigious Undergarments today!
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