[Letter] Vizier Hamdan Al-Hamdan

[One_With_Nature]

Vizier,

I need to speak with you soon, it is a pressing matter that will determine the success of your term in office.

Stop by my office as soon as you can.

Legate Ricario Cassella

[thegn]

[An envelope smelling of oud and other exorbitant perfumes arrives in the Legate's offices... carried off by an orange bandana-wearing refugee.]

Nisah 23rd, IY 7788

Serpent-on-the-Pyramid

No amount you can pay me, no title or name you can promise me, nothing your thieving, grubby hands can fetch me. You will not coerce me to work with you on anything, save your total political destruction.

May Urazzir smite your flabby neck, you eel-slurping snake.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, News Mogul, Tourism Magnate, Purple League Patriot, Citizen of Ephia's Well,
   The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan